when I was a kid I would fantasize about having the stealth camonot doing anything nefarious with it though, just literally fantasizing about being left alone
>>738941040Nah you'd definitely go into girls' locker rooms, or spy on your sister getting changed or taking a shower
>>738941286This. I didn't have a sister then but I definitely would have scoped all the cute chicks at school. Then the camo would fail and I would suddenly appear torquing it in the middle of their locker room
>>738941286there was plenty of porn online even in 1999 why would I need to do creepy weird amoral shit to get my fix? I'm not fucking indian
>>738941286Kojima post
>>738941286>>738941563would the cum be visible?
>>738941040>has invisibility camo suit>uses it to watch internet pornFucking waste of a good suit
>>738941783Yes, I don't think external fluid is part of the camo. Ditto for sweat but it's small enough it would be difficult to notice. No sound camo either so if you're slapping your nuts too hard they're gonna hear it.
>>738941286Otacon SPECIFICALLY wouldn't spy on his sister getting changed or taking a showerfrustrating
>>738941843He would spy on his step-mom though.
>>738941858true.
>>738941629How fast was your internet in 1999, moron?
replies to this thread are proof /v/ is all indians now
>>738942069>HURRRR YOU'RE INDIANAnd you're a spic
>>7389420691. Indians are in the threads moving at the speed of light2. I see potential for something stupid happening that makes me laugh
>>738942141>erm akshually wanting to fuck my sister and mom are normal and cool things
>>738941040Come here my schizoid brother
>>738942249It's a fair thing to keep in mind, it'll likely get creepy before it gets funny, but in the 90's/00's boys sneaking into locker rooms and peeking on their sister or something were common comedy tropes
>>738942069People are horny besides just Indians. They didn't invent being horny, they just invented shitting while you do it.
>>738942045Not him but I remember taking around 20 minutes to load and print a playboy image. I then attempted to flush the printed out picture and my mom found it later. Pretty funny.
>>738942141If you were given invisibility and the first thing you'd do is nefarious shit, you're spiritually Indian. You cannot be trusted with a modicum of power.
>>738942526>and print
>>738942702I had limited time at the computer and wanted to keep it around for an extended session.
>>738942559What would you do with invisibility powers then?
>>738943012OP hereliterally just sit quietly in a roomthis was when I was a child and wasn't allowed to just leave things and go home
>>738943105So you'd do nothing? Fucking genius. What about when you grew up?How would you use your powers as an adult?
>>738943221I'm sorry rashid but even as an adult and even at my horniness I would not creep on anyone. I wouldn't steal things or hurt people either.there's nothing I'd want invisibility for at this point other than that exact same childhood desire to escape situations
>>738941843Why did she have skin tight shorts and a tight ass? Why?
>>738943434No no no, I'm looking for anything you'd do, as an adult, with a fucking super power.So you'd have the super power of invisibility so you could stare at walls as a kid, grow up, then just not use it for anything?
>>738943012>What would you do with invisibility powers then?Mainly roam nature paths that are blocked off to the public.
>>738942559You're literally autistic if you think that person was serious
>>738943928not everyone has egoistic aspirations, some of us just want to be safe
>>738941040
>>738943928>but why 'ave I been picked
>>738941040I'd just do what Otacon did, sit around with the stealth camo listening to conversations for useful details.
>>738944207>egoisticIs there any way you could wish for the ability to make your words fucking invisible?>>738944281I can see the similarities, but OP isn't playing it up for fun
i’d use the camo suit to sneak into the houses of people i dont like and leave a shit in the sitting room. not my shit but like a random dog shit or something
>>738944407legitimately I would use invisibility powers to disappearlive innawoods, literally vanish any time someone comes to try and fuck with that in any significant way
when I was a kid I'd get to a comfy spot in a video game and hold my shit in while feeling comfy. felt good man. I'd always hold it so much I took gigantic, asshole ripping shits. I remember my grandma asking if I had been molested after she noticed blood in the toilet. its possible but I repressed the memory
>>738944804sounds like you were trying to recreate the experience of having your hole stuffed
>>738944804>>738945019Anal retentiveness in children is due to autism or trauma.
>>738945168why does everyone always rape autistic kids?
>>738945480they don't talk very much and keep secrets better
>>738941040Cute
