WUAAAHHH, ALL MY PHYSICAL GAMES!?MY CARDBOARD BOXES, ALL GONE??
>>738942259how do the people at the top get out if the lower floors are on fire?
>>738942387Do a flip
>>738942259He never should have pirated that game.
>>738942387the same way 9/11 niggas did so
>>738942387You don't.>>738942259That can be said of anything you own as a reason to embrace non ownership of things and only limited licensees roach.Besides, people that own physical can always resort to emulation.
>>738942387they put some hay at the bottom so you can do the assassins creed leap
>>738942387they dont
>>738942259>chinkthey were all repro carts. he will rebuy his entire collection for $30
>>738942259>WUAAAHHH, ALL MY PHYSICAL GAMES!?>MY CARDBOARD BOXES, ALL GONE??That's not funny his wife and children died
>>738942259Why are firefighter's games so rare?
>>738942387That's why you need a properly installed fire alarm system
>>738942259if you are buying digital Nintendo game you are mentaly ill and should seek medication.You are fine with Steam, Sony / Xbox or even Epic game store for all i care
>>738943181the world isnt readyplease enjoy more copslop
>>738942939Why are people hoarding that stuff?>inb4 it's not hoarding, it's COLLECTINGIt's not. It's quite literally hoarding e-waste
>>738942387it would be extremely painful
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>>738942387Just have a parachute in your room. The heat will make you rise away from the building until you are far enough up to slowly drift down
>>738942387At that point in a fire? They don't. But that's the job of fire alarms to warn people of a fire before it comes to this.
>>738942387The fire escapes?
>>738945572This is good practice for double jumping. Can almost do it without the chair.
>>738942259Digital isn't safe from fire either
>>738945572Can someone explain to me why this wouldn’t work?
>>738945572He's retarded. The building stopped being on fire seconds after he jumped.
>>738943181Because their engines end up getting used for cooking gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExrWQnQRfN8
>>738942387The emergency stairways are usually fireproof and air convection makes the smoke go up very fast. It should be a safe route if you can make to the doors.
>>738942387just walk, fire can't burn you if you don't consent
>>738946106I think the first and biggest problem is that you weigh more than a chair.
>>738946275That’s fatphobic
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>>738946275Ok then just pull the chair up using your arms while falling to make it weigh more and give better jumping leverage.Idiot
physical media is superior when it isn't lit on firedon't light your stuff on fire and you are safe
>>738946106Neither a human nor the chair are strong enough to produce or withstand enough force to counter terminal velocity
>>738942259His elderly wife was in that building
>>738943181>xhe doesnt know
>>738943181It's sad, Burning Rangers and Firemen 1 and 2 are cool games.There's one on the ps2 that's super obscure that i played, but it was terrible.
>>738942387make a really long rope out of bedsheets and climb down
>>738946689What if it was a series of chairs and you jumped a little off of each
>>738942259you've already made this thread before
>>738946106It does work. You can literally defy gravity by jumping at the last second in a falling elevator. Try it out!
>>738946106gravitational acceleration
>>738947147You have to counter 9.8m/s (gravity) when humans can only produce about 3m/s. So you'd have to jump off of like 3.5-4 chairs... in 1 second... to counteract gravity for 1 second. That's MAYBE possible for like Olympic gymnasts and ninja warrior competitors but only on flat stable ground without wind rushing by them.
>>738947501so youre saying if I fell with a large number of cannon balls and i was a man of olympian strength i could just continuously throw them at the ground to reduce my speed?
>>738942259>physical bad am I contrarian enough Jump off a bridge. We need real solutions.
>>738947672You'd need anime strength or anime speed lol. Either enough strength to launch a person ~150ft into the air in 1 second or enough speed to divide that up into smaller increments but at superhuman speeds totalling 1 second or less. The ultimate STR vs DEX challenge
>>738942259Time for you to evolve my dude.
