I like big gooms and I cannot lieYou other haters can't denyWhen that girl walks in with an itty bitty waistAnd them power ups in yo face you get...[Power-up Mushroom Sound]Wanna get a 1-up cause you noticed them puffs was stuffedDeep in the robe she's wearin'I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'OH BABY!I wanna get wit yo! And take yo picto!Those haters try to troll meBut them shrooms you got make...[Fire Balls Sounds]OOOOH! Aki Goombah...Wanna get inside those boombas...So work it... Work it...Cause you ain't no average goombette!I see trolls yammerin'...Ta Hell with their stammerin'!Her curves are WHAM!!! BOOM!!!Got it goin like a Gold Crown ShroomI'm tired of stupid trolls criticizin' lovely rolls!Get an average goom with her in the room...He'll get full bloomSO Aki... Aki...?You think them haters be wacky?Then turn around, stick it out!Even koopas gotta' shoutGoomba got back!Goomba got back!Goomba got back!
>>738944020Imagine you wake up to the sound of her giggling, you open your eyes and see that you're in a dimly lit chamber. As you try to move, you realize that your arms and legs are fastened to a crossbeam, spread apart. You also notice now that you are completely naked. She comes from around the corner, still giggling, before delivering swift, brutal kicks to your exposed, dangling testicles. What do you do?
millennial cringekino
For me it’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjp-_xhZXY0
