I got my diploma today. What game should I play from now on?
Midwit trash like RDR2
>>738945641You shoulde be looking for a job, hope that diploma is for something useful
>>738945641Classic RPGs, like planets ape torment
>>738945641Overcooked
>>738945641Bum Simulator
>>738945641Having a Diploma is nice but do you have job experience in your field?
>>738945641what'd you get your major in?
>>738945641did you not have an internship all these years?shouldn't you work on your employment now?why do you think graduation is the finish line when it's the start line
>>738945641A diploma is good but never forget about the vibes, they're important too!
>>738946281lol
>>738947915Someone needs to kill this cunt. I didn't think it was that bad. You fags just keep choosing the wrong thing.
ok do you have at least 6 years of experience and are willing to work 80 hours a week for minimum wage because if you don't well find an Indian who does
>>738948039yikes, you're giving me a bad vibe
>>738947915Isn't neediness good though?Someone who desperately needs a job will put up with more shit than someone who doesn't.
>>738945641You'll figure it out Took me 3 years after graduation to get a job.
>>738948125Modern western men just don't grind hard enough; greedy, lazy man-children only want happiness and human decency. Entitled fucks
I'm 28 and never went to college did I fuck up
>>738948771Yeah you fucked up big time Imagine missing out on all that crippling debt and stress
>>738948181HR Karen's don't pick hires based on benefiting the company, dumbass. The goal is to only hire like-minded Karen's or chads they want to fuck
>>738945641>I got my diploma today. What game should I play from now on?All of them, you'll be unemployed for a long fucking time, maybe forever if you're unlucky enough to live in a country being flooded with third worlders with fake credentials.
>>738945641good morning saar where did you order it?
>>738945796A diploma is better than no diploma.
>>738945641none. go and work for my neetbux
>>738948181this is why you apply to companies where you're interviewed by the owner, not some arts gegree cunt
>>738948771you missed out on lifelong crippling debt, but also, without a degree if you try to climb any higher than peon every application is getting autofiltered directly into the trash. you would've been fucked either way.
>>738948181Logic plays no part in modern hiring practices. Start praying that the stars align so the hr foid's hormones are at the appropriate levels so she doesn't get the ick from you saying thank you one too many times or something.
>>738948771Not unless you need college for whatever employment you were trying to get.
how to break into corporate finance bros?I just want my cubicle and some position that validates my competence and proves I'm not a loser
>>738945641Dress nice and dont laugh or smile. Let em know you mean bidness
>>738949503universally true, but the culture war means right wingers must now hate all education.
>>738953702Luaghter and smiles are a sign of weakness. Be professional
I am in college for Biomedical Science and i am literally the only man taking this class. Are other men simply not going for college or women just happen to like biology more than men?
>>738949503if it doesn't serve your job it was a waste of time
>>738945641congrats anon.immediately start working. build your resume. find a new job after a year at your shit entry level one.good luck and constantly make friends at work for networking.
>>738953789When you get the job is when you can give a hint of humanity, but not before. No one cares if you have feelings, they only care if you can get the job done. And if youre laughing joking numbnuts, then no one wil take you seriously
>>738948771>did I fuck upIf you did nothing for all your life, yes.The job market is terrible even for degree holders. The only way to get in is through either nepotism or having previous job experience. I hope you've had previous job experience.
>>738954203I've never even applied for a jobmy family has no money
A big brain game like Myst.
>>738953789theres a middle ground and the failure to find it just makes you that miserable cunt that no one wants to work with.
>>738954248Yeah it's looking grim. There's always the military and trades I guess.
>>738948771yesyou wont even get an interview without a degree lol. you have no idea how many resumes are sent to every job posting. interviewers will call in people with degrees first.
>>738954248just learn to code bro! you can make 100k/yr at facebook if you just grind l33tcode for 6 months and pass their interview tests
>>738954248>I've never even applied for a jobHow does someone like you fucking exist A 28 year old loser who never applied for a job, fuck off
>>738954537Calm down boomer.
>>738953884Are you getting mad pussy?
>>738953956>showing humanity around coworkerslol
Diplomas are sadly still required.When a company posts a new job in a field where there's a historic fucking high of diploma-holding experienced people willing to work because it's either that or be a barista, there's absolutely no reason to hire someone without a diploma.
>>738953789HR roasties don't want to hire some autist. You got to be professional and fun.
>>738954248>I've never even applied for a jobYou can unironically use certain classes as "job experience" if it's related to something that actually needs a degree.If you're applying to just any job, you can always put down a place that previously shut down as your job experience. They literally can't check in a basic background check, which most worthless, middle aged cunts in human resources can't even be bothered to do anyway.
>>738945641>What game should I play from now on?The ones with niggers in them.
>>738953884Broadly, the only reason to take biology is pre-med, and getting accepted to medical school and residency absolutely sucks for men (especially whites and asians) and has for a solid decade. Dudes realized they can go to trade school, make a living without crippling debt, and not be hated by everybody in their field.
>>738954248>I've never even applied for a jobIt's actually over. The job market is already beyond fucked for normal people.
>>738954715No.
whats the option for us burnouts? we just fucking scrub toilets and work mcdonalds for the next 20 years? there HAS to be a better solution than this.
>>738954248protip: If you're applying to any fast food or boring ass job just to get some money, don't put your college degree on there.There's lots of jaded management types that couldn't handle college and will just throw away your resume because of that. Only put your college degree on a resume if it's for something that pays more than $30,000 / year.Also applying online is a huge fucking waste of time unless you walk in somewhere and ask if they are hiring.I unironically sent out 150 applications and the only job that hired was the one I physically walked into.
>>738945641Forklift simulator
>>738955253>what's the option for burnoutsLots of job sites are posting fake job openings. I got bored of reading hundreds of job rejection letters, or wasting 2 months going through 3 rounds of interviews just to get ghosted, so I started sending fake job applications just to fuck with these people.You should try it. It's funny as fuck.
>>738948181>Someone who desperately needs a job will put up with more shit than someone who doesn'tThat will be used against you. Be careful about that.
>>738946281>we won't hire anyone without experienceHOW DO I GET EXPERIENCE IF NO ONE WILL HIRE ME?
>>738953884Only reason to do biomed is to become a doctor and trying to become a doctor is ass.
>>738955253Lie on your resume. What are they going to do, fire you?
>>738955253if youre unemployed you dont know what burnout isyou are like little baby
>>738956016saar..
>>738945641I indubitably have yet doth a twain of classes until I hitherto will be a confirmed bachelor as well. I daresay now just reading the inane ramblings of imbeciles such as those that espouse unenlightened views such as utilitarianism is enough entertainment forswain. Not yet we can do but to instruct them to ingest on deontology and read Kant.
