Talk about gamepads and gamepad related things.
>>738946690I actually own the Logitech f310 controller.It has been collecting dust for a long time but probably still works just fine.>still being soldHow well does the controller hold up these days compared to other modern budget controllers?And how many years do these controllers last before problems happen?Hopefully longer than joycons before they get drifting quickly.Lastly my hands get sweaty. What is a good rubber jacket for the Logitech controllers as I only found skins instead.
>>738946690I remember the price spike this piece of shit controller got when the sub imploded. is it back to normal now?
>>738946690That aint funny a boy and his dad died
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>>738946690Does anyone here have the gamesir g7 pro? Is it good?
>>738946947They were indian so it is ok
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>>738946994The worst dpad imaginable, somewhat fixable by rubber orings that you put under the swappable dpad, other than that it's ok
>>738946690T-thanks...
>>738946891A few cents below sixty Canadian dummy money so probably now.The wired version is 30 Canadian dollars.Good controller for its budget and does it punch above its price and last longer?
>>738947124Why are people like this over bodies? They died in the ocean and turned into paste. They dead af.
>>7389468368bitdo ultimate 2c is the ultimate bang for your buck rn. costs the same as F310 and it blows it out of the water in every regard.
>>738947309probably some religious reason. still fucked up, though I wonder what exactly she did with the slush
>>738947360made curry out of it
>>738947309AI can recreate the likeness of the person out of that slush in the future and then have a flesh clone house a NVIDIA chip with the personality of the deceased person based on his social media posts and personal items, etc...
>>738947318>less than 30 in CanadianOh my…So it is perfectly understandable if I buy one now and just give the other to a thrift store?How cheap does that controller feel?Is it built to last?
>>738946960I'd pay millions for that suicide sub ride
>I made the "hahahaha rich old people died in a submarine topic from a shitty video game controller ahahahaha" thread againHello sir
Are anti-slip rubber grips a meme or actually good?>>738947507Sorry I lacked creativity to find a better op pic.>sirHow are gamesir controllers and is the “sir” part an acronym?
>>738946690Shame it was stick drift that did them in
>>738948015Was it really stick drift?Like if they had a better controller the disaster would not have happened?
>>738947124I'm surprised they managed to recover anything, I would have expected their remains would have been eaten.
This is all I ever need. No I have never heard of carpal tunnel, why do you ask?
>>738946690What are the nipples for?
>>738948067No it was ignoring regulations because they thought being rich they obviously know better and for laws and rules are there only for poors.
>>738948067Nah, it was the submarine that failed. He hired a diverse team to make the sub.
>>738947318Tegenaria Lite is even cheaper than that 8bitdo while retaining the symmetrical stick layout. The only downside (to some people) is that it's wired only.
>>738946690I still remember him throwing the controller and the guy interviewing him rubbing his eyes. >muh titanic tourismYeah, no one wants to see a mass grave at the bottom of the fucking sea. No one cares about that shit. Especially when youre sitting on a literal toilet looking at the window to see it. I feel bad for the kid that died more than any of them, he didnt want to go and his dad pressured him into it. That kid didnt want to see the fucking titanic, he wanted to chill with his friends and be a teen.
>>738948307protip : they didn't
>>738946690>couldn't even spring for a good controller>3d prints some gay stick attachments(he probably paid some retard 1000 dollars for it) What the fuck is wrong with rich people
>>738948441Yeah, because straight from his mouth, was supposed to be "inspirational", to fucking who? He thought college kids would be stoked on it and build their own sub to see the titanic? Bullshit, he had to be on so much coke.
>>738948456The sub failed because the carbon fiber shell wasn't meant to go through multiple deep dives. The CEO knew about this and ignored the warnings.
>>738948752And fired the dude that told him multiple times and was well qualified so say it.
>>738948752You can't make an omelette without breaking a couple of eggs
>>738947309Personally, if it happened to me, id want my remains to stay there at the bottom of the sea. Cant ask for a more time-proof burial than that. If youre buried in a graveyard, you will eventually be exhumed to make space for more people.
>>738948067Nah, there are already a good bunch of documentaries explaining in detail what went so wrong since the company's creation. The CEO had his head too deep in his ass and wanted to be the "Deep Sea Elon Musk", ignored safety regulations in the name of "innovation", fired everyone who told him that building a submarine with carbon fiber that would be constantly subjected to high pressure a terrible idea (another company had already tried and reached the conclusion that carbon fiber submarines can only be used once) and pretty much tricked a bunch of millionaires into an early underwater grave, including a teenager who only went because his father insisted him. The Logitech controller was simply the cherry on top of how much he cut corners to save money.
>>738948824>without breaking a couple of eggs
THE ONLY REASON TO USE A CONTROLLER IS TO PLAY GEARS OF WAR MULTIPLAYER AND THATS WALL BOUNCINGSIMPLE AS
>>738946690this controller is a piece of dogshit and absolutely a product of it's time.
>>738948817Why would he listen? What would be the consequences? He was already old and rich. As a dead man, he cannot be touched and his assets will have a degree of protection so his family wont be made homeless or even middle class for that matter.
>>738948879Yeah, I know they had money but really it's like "I've been turned into paste at the bottom of the ocean what's the fucking point of scooping and separating me", so you can pay money to put me in the ground? Really?
And funny, but not funny, the last thing they heard was fucking Celine dion, "my heart will go on". These people died for nothing, and I even knew when they were talking about the apparent oxygen they had left was total cope. Its too deep, too cold, and under intense pressure from being down there. James Cameron, and Gabe are the only ones that own subs that can go down that deep.
>>738946690>I NEED THOSE NIPPLES TO BE HARD AND LONG AND I NEED THEM NOW
>>738948909At least the CEO did have to give them refunds.
>>738949018Pretty much everyone who understands water pressure knew they were dead as fuck the moment they lost contact for that long. Cameron was like "yeah it's not good" the day it broke iirc, because he knew with that amount of pressure if something went wrong then it went horribly wrong.
>>738948985Because of he wasnt a dumbass none of it would ever have happened. Money doesn't mean smarts, and he was a total narcissist about it. He had his head so far up his own ass he thought his money made him invincible. When people that are well versed in things like that are telling him not to do it, he shouldn't have done it. And it was all about this stupid "insprational" bullshit, and not knowing who would actually be inspired.
>>738949161Due to how quantum physics works there is still a non-zero chance that they might be alive and just surviving in a pocket of air on the Titanic itself, feeding off of fish and mollusks and tapping the hull hoping someone picks it up.It's very improbable but not impossible.
>>738949161If all people, he'd know. Has a sub from some company called titan, think Gabe might have the same one. But imagining Gabe in a sub tickles me for some reason.
>>738946947they were rich fags
>>738949239They were like over 3,000 feet in the water dude, they weren't on a beach.
>>738949239>due to quantum physics there's a nonzero chance that [obviously not what fucking happened] This is how redditors think science works
>>738948735>"inspirational", to fucking who?dumbfuck retarded investors, they can be tempted by shaking a shiny keychain in front of them
>>738946690At least it works out of the box imagine if it was the steam controller lmao it would DRM them to death.
>>738946947stupid billionaires, turns out billionaires don't have to be smart after all.
>>738949403That, and he thought "college kids" would be inspired by it also. Yeah, nah, that wasnt going to happen.
>>738946891>controller plays a role in getting a bunch of people killed>suddenly everyone wants oneI don't get it
>>738949357Sorry, it's still non-zero. That's just how quantum physics work.
>>738949456You have no idea what youre talking about.
>>738949434Xinput is a fucking joke, I'd rather controllers default to MKB inputs than fucking Xinput
>>738949456It would violate the laws of logic, so no
>>738949571Laws of logic mean nothing in the face of science, pleb.
>>738949450I had thar same controller gifted to me on Christmas, it sucked so bad and would barely connect. It didnt matter how many drivers I ran. It was a complete pain in the ass. And it felt so cheap, like giving mad Katz a run for their money
>>738948735this is what rich boomers dream about "See, I used my cunning and charisma to prove that the government is strangling us with useless regulations"
>>738949450The controller was the first thing people blamed because it looks like some madcatz controller you throw at your friend when you want him to lose, but in reality the problem was the submarine construction itself.
>>738949607I was gifted one but idk if it was the f310, it had fucking square gates on the sticks and felt like complete shit
Would you?
>>738949628Then, Crack, OH FU, dead
>>738947124ah damn, i was going to post that. well, I'll post it anyways
>>738946836>How well does the controller hold up these days compared to other modern budget controllers?These Logitech controllers have far better quality control than that Chinese junk.But they're terrible.The F310 has several issues that show it was designed by engineers who don’t understand video games:>the face buttons are too small in diameter>the D-pad is ridiculous in every way>the D-pad wobbles in all directions>the trigger springs are extremely stiff>the analog stick's dead zone is so large that it causes that "snap" effect>there's also an external dead zone issue that's practically unsolvable unless you’re using something like Steam to configure the controller better>the back is too curved, which makes it extremely uncomfortable after a few minutesEtc.They're resilient, unlike the junk from 8Shitdo and similar brands, because they have Western-standard quality control. But it’s not like that helps much when they're so poorly designed.
>>738949686Wasn't it so fast they wouldn't have had time to react? That's what I pray at least.
>>738946690did they ever recover the controller?
>>738949643It had issues before on other "expeditions", so before they went it was already structurally compromised. He knew it had issues, and had issues >>738949643because of the dumbass way he built it.
Should I get nipples for my controllers?
>>738949742The moment they experienced the sudden pressure change (right before implosion) they would've been immediately rendered unconscious, if that matters less than a second before you are instantly crushed.
>>738949742Pretty much, they were dead before they knew it. It was actually instantaneous because of the pressure, and being so intense it literally liqiuifed them
>>738949807Hahaha, but those clip on things you can buy to go over them are great. It works awesome with fps.
In 2002, when the OG Xbox released in Europe, I got one.Of course mine came with the original Duke controller, instead of the S controller. I did get an S controller later, to play multiplayer. I still really liked the Duke though.
>>738949809I mean dying is dying, but it'd be nice to not be as aware of your coming death in a tube with a small toilet that fills the entire cabin with the smell of shit and piss
>>738946690People talk shit about the Oceangate controller but it's really not bad at all. They use xbox controllers for the periscopes on nuclear submarines because there's basically no training needed. You can take anyone, give them an xbox controller, and they'll be able to control the periscope. And the controllers are cheap and easily replaceable if they break.
>>738949870You know, being alt+f4'd out of existence somehow sounds scarier than being aware of it.
>>738948703Protip: she probably kind of did. Contrary to popular belief the victims weren't vaporized into tiny molecules or whatever. What little they found of them was basically goopy red sludge. She probably still did get conned though because it's the fucking India and in addition to being universally scummy, jeets are universally retarded. Some jeet mortician probably took some of the bloody goop that used to be the Oceangate victims with an ice cream scoop, plopped it in a box, and was like "yes ma'am we have run advance diagnostics on remains of victims and we have insured remains we have take are 100% you husband and son. Please submit payment with google play gift card"
>>738949756only the nipples
>>738949925>It's not that badThen you play with it while I use the Xbox controller.....
>>738949937I dont know, I think being unaware and just lights out would be scarier. You dont have time to process what was happening. You're just done. But I can see that being aware would be scary too, just a loud pop, and you know its coming and theres nothing you can do about it.
>>738946947they keep saying boy but the guy was 19. people need to stop romanticizing this shit, he knew what he was doing. >>738946690the moment I saw they made the sub out of carbon fiber I had my mind blown. I'm an engineer and couldn't believe how stupid this guy was to subject such a tiny submersible to such unfathomable pressures. I'd have laughed at his face as he tried to sell me tickets to this death trap
>June release dateThat dpad better not be ass.
>>738950102>He wasn't a boy, he was 19I'm 35 and everyone below 26 is basically a kid to me
>>738947124SOUP CAN
headcanon that they made a southpark-esque death cry when it collapsed. y'know, like 'DURK' or w/e as they're instantly gelatinized
>>738950105Where's the wireless tegenaria though?
>>738949923I still think its funny that the only way you could see out of it was to sit on the toilet. So you got the stench of shit and piss, youre in a literal tube, and looking out to a 230kpbs version of "my heart will go on" playing on a phone.
>>738950231Not even Celine Dion's best songhttps://youtu.be/63-3its8B6k?si=UVc1pzPM0oV3uo7n
>>738950140I know but some people act as if a dog died or something. in most of the world he would have been considered a legal adult. able to drink, smoke, vote and fuck
>>738950326Sure, he is a legal adult. He was still in his early days of living. If he were to live to 80 he was in the opening 25% of his life.
>>738950316I would rather be mauled by a pack on pit bulls on meth
What's the best controller right now? I got a Vader 4 Pro and it's good but they seemed to have taken inspiration from an Xbox controller because the bumper buttons break. I want a more permanent replacement, I'm on my 3rd through RMA.
>>738950423Da lehttps://youtu.be/HMqgVXSvwGo?si=JWZUXKD_DujdVCzw
>>738948879I mean if you die at sea it is generally expected that your body isn't going to be recovered, this concept goes back millennia; if you die at sea you don't ever come back. In this particular circumstance these were a bunch of rich weirdo freaks who don't seem to grasp the absurdity of recovering a "body" that was vaporized into mush at the bottom of the ocean. The rest of us normal people aren't ever going to get that treatment if we were to die at sea, you can rest assured knowing you'll be hanging out with Poseidon forever if this ever somehow happens to you.
>On 15 July 2022 (dive 80), Titan experienced a "loud acoustic event" as it was ascending, which was heard by the passengers aboard and picked up by Titan's real-time monitoring system (RTM). Data from Titan's strain gauges later revealed that the hull's strain response had permanently shifted following this event. The US Coast Guard investigation found that the loud acoustic event was the carbon fibre delaminating; the BBC described every dive after this one as "a disaster waiting to happen".the ceo was a total retard
The only remorse I feel is towards the kid, because he supposedly didn't want to go and got badgered into it. That being said, his family was so rich he would never have to face any adversity in his life, and death through misadventure was the only thing that could threaten him, so I can't relate to him beyond that.
That one dudes other kid>oh, my dad died? Oh well, im going to go to see blink 182 and fuck a porn star with more of the money I inherited lmao, fuckin nerds
>>738950423At least the meth would help to ignore the pain.
>>738947029My deepest condolences pranjeed
>>738950502How many more dives and how deep did it go on those dives? I'm very curious how many times he went with a busted fucking hull
>>738950540The dogs are on meth, reading comprehension bud.
>>738950502bro the real-time monitoring system (RTM) heard the bang, it's fine
>>738950575Google says 90. So 10 dives post fucked carbon fiber.
>>738950575>>73895063188 was the last oneon dive 87 they hit something lolI'm surprised the ceo didn't send some goon to dive instead of going himself
>>738950592I thought you were going to be on the pitbull while on meth. Not sure why you would give a dog meth.
>>738950707How would you even get a dog to smoke meth, I don't imagine they could wrap their lips around the pizzo all that well
>>738946690Más respect to this maldad and the other retards that got absolutely rekt in this dive to hell.The days these fags were still missing, there were the most interesting reads and threads in the history of this shit hole image board site...Lay down captain retard and crew...I'll remember you all.
Was the engineer guy larping on the trial or was the whole story about him freaking out underwater and throwing the controller in frustation true?
are there any mods for the steam controller to give it a clicky dpad yet?
>>738950757Even if they pull it off, would the pitbull even attack? Wouldn't it just trip out and die?
>>738947450It is already miles better than first party controllers by having hall effect sticks.Stick drift is such a corporate worshipping goycattle issue when you can buy this for 25 dollars
>>738950839Not getting that I was joking
>>738950901Joking about which part? Getting attacked by pitbulls or putting them on meth, neither one seems particularly funny to me, unless the pitbull really started tripping out
>>738949925I used to think the same, why not just use these gaming controllers, they work so nice. Until when calibrating I started noticing that going to 74% of the way on a particular direction the detection system would start spazzing out just a tiny bit.The difference with a real analgue stick made for precision is insane, it's like instead of having 0-255 positions you get like a thousand, it's so precise.
>>738950901I did get it. I was just pondering what a dog on meth would be like.
>>738950891Memes aside, I was never really impressed with Logitech outside of their houses. I had a cx300(smoke graphic) wired that lasted me over 10 years before it started to double click. They dont put the same amount of care into their controllers, they always felt cheap and hated their designs. Their keyboards at one time were really solid, even the cheapo ones.
>>738950967And a pit bull? Nothing but death
>>738951027Yeah, nice robust plastics but everything was mushy, or jittery, or just plain shitty
>>738950782kekit definitely was an intersting event that's for sure
>>738951082Pitbulls are scary, can we joke about putting an English bulldog or a Frenchy on meth instead?
>>738947450i bought an official xbox controller for like 70 and my brother stole it, it was fine all around but i hated that i had to had it plug every single second because you have to buy the wireless adaptor and the fucking batery additionallyone day i saw someone here in /v/ saying that the ultimate 2c was kinda ok then i stumble upon it in aliexpress, it was $20 delivery free. i had 0 expectations, i just bought it with some "early adopter" mentalityit literally the xbox controller but it resolves the problem of the battery (included, i charge this like 1 in a month) and brings the 2.4g adapter in the box
>>738951108Maybe I got lucky, I used that mouse and keyboard forever. I had no problems, and liked the way the keyboard felt. I didnt need a "gaming" one that was more expensive with the same shit.
>>738951241Oh I was talking strictly controllers, my bad. I have that uhhhh, this guy and I like it quite a lot
>>738946690white people don't season they hulls, or they controllers
>>738951167Pretty sure the meth wouldn't just kill the mutt.
>>738951361Idk, I've never smoked meth with a dog :/
Am I the only one who has to have a dedicated controller for N64 emulation? I don't get how people can use bog standard Xbox controllers when playing those games
>>738951313Never used their newer mouses, I later went from pc to console. Id like another pc, but I just dont have the money dude. I just had their cx300 because it was more than good enough for me, and all the features I actually used and didn't feel bombarded with a bunch of bullshit settings I didnt need. Thats the one that comes with the weights right? Neat, but i like a lighter feel.
>>738951453Yizzer and same
>>738947124Being rich doesn't mean they're smart
>>738946690would they have survived if they had a Steam Controller?
>>738949239Stop saying bullshit.Quantum physics has nothing to do with delusion and magic
>>738951621No.
>>738949643>The controller was the first thing people blamed because it looks like some madcatz controllerno, is because everyone that owns one knows the connection sometimes can get glitchy as fuck and sometimes you get disconnected but the input gets stuck moving joystick so you get non stop nonstick ghost drift until you solve the connection issue, imagine the effect that could have on a fucking submarine... is something that only heavy users of the F710 would understand because it doesnt happen that often but is crazy when it happens
>>738947124Funny but they wouldn't even try and recover the bodies. They wouldn't even know what was what, let alone have a sub with the ability to pick up and transport remains wt that depth
>>738951934They just wanted to scam the poojeta for more money.
>>738952181>my deepest condolences, we can go retrieve your loved ones for 300 dollars in Google play gift cards
>>738949450Its the meme economy
>>738951621Yes
>>738951621ask again later
>>738951224My only issue with those fancy ass chink controllers is that dpad tend to be garbage or stiff as shit, fine for general use but sucks if you want play platformers or fightans.But then, price of leverless also went down.
>>738952612Haute is great for entering the leverless realm. Should be the standard rec for anyone and everyone interested in learning
>>738947124Also, "victims"?
>Steam controller threads disappear right as mine arrivesHow do I get it to work outside Steam on Linux? RPCS3 recognizes it, but it's still stuck in desktop mode.
>party members can hear you
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MivPd9m5NvI
Imagine you're on the Titan and you hear a loud crack, then pick related happens, what do you say?
>>738950458G7 Pro 8KVader 5 Pro rev2 (revises failure points in the original, which have cheap and easy DIY solutions)Steam Controller
>>738952668>Hitboxes are like 150dollah plus wait list.>Can get some haute for 80bux and shit arrives on next weekYep.
>>738947498>>738946960I'd pay a couple of hundred bucks, which is all I own. No need for a submarine however. Boogie is based.
>>738946994Depends what version you are using. If it's the original G7 Pro it has issues like >>738947070 said. If it's the G7 Pro Wireless that works on Xboxes (Wuchang and ZZZ versions) they improved a lot of the issues regarding the buttons, d-pad, and removed the need for a cable securing attachment if using the ZZZ version wired.I got my ZZZ version yesterday to use on my Xbox wirelessly, played about three hours with it, and I think it's just an objectively better Xbone/Series controller. It feels nicer in the hands, it feels maybe slightly bigger than them but I haven't personally measured, the sticks are better because they're using the DS4/DualSense-style sticks instead of the Xbox ones just with ridges (Which you get alternates of if you get the Wuchang or ZZZ version if you don't like that), and it feels great.The only thing you have to get used to is the face buttons because they're not as raised as an Xbox one (Which I think kind of harms the menu and hamburger buttons) and they click like a computer mouse instead of a normal button. The clicks are super silent though, and the d-pad is just so much better. I have no idea how people can stand disc d-pads though, the Series controller's one was -fine- but I immediately swapped to a normal four way d-pad the instant I could and it felt immediately better.Normal G7 Pros can be found for like $60-80 depending on if there's a sale, Wuchang is $90-100, and ZZZ is $130. ZZZ is the only way you get an actual good looking wireless controller that works on an Xbox, Wuchang is the uglier way.
>>738949643I'd imagine the controller still played a role. Submersibles are complex vehicles. I doubt a simple game controller is enough to properly handle one.
>>738951621>steam goes down>controller stops working>the sub crashes and they dieNope
>>738953021That looks like it hurt.
>>738948879When I die I want my body to become a miniature documented whalefall at the bottom of the seaEveryone would be too pussy to watch that erosion happen to a human though
>>738953854Just don't launch your sub on Tuesday, bro.
Just bought a Dualsense because it was kinda cheap and I like how it looks. Somehow it feels cheaper in my hands than the Pro 2 that I bought 5 years ago for $40.I'm playing Pragmata with it. The gyro is really nice and precise. The adaptive triggers felt a bit weird at first, but it's a fun gimmick.As long as it lasts more than a year, I won't regret the purchase.
>>738948990I mean I would. I've even got it in my will. If I'm ever liquified or turned into red goop in a horrific accident I want what's left of me put into a strawberry jam jar and slipped into someone's fridge so when they go to get some jam to spread on their toast or bagel or whatever they unknowingly spread a part of me all over it and eat me
>>738949716the dpad is perfectly fine and is actually good for a membrane dpad
>>738949716It baffles me that logitech somehow didn't discontinue that gamepad. 16 years in production and it's still the same "little brother controller" it was when it first dropped.
Why did they make the steam controller a square? Why couldn't they copy the Xbox design even Nintendo and Sony have given up and use a similar design because it's the most comfortable for your hands.
which gamepad has a good dpad? Interested in it for fighting games/casual play
>>7389581398bitdo's m30/sn30 (saturn/snes replica controllers). they both play like a dream for genesis/snes/nes games. if you want a modern one i'm guessing their sn30 pro has roughly the same dpad. their xbox controller dpad is...decent. didn't blow me away like the first 2 i mentioned.
>>738949716logitech stuff is made in china too though
>>738952816>the way the other guy leaveshe didn't want a single part of that shit and i don't blame him
>>738958456Thanks
>>738949685I use my mouse to shoot yours
>>738948067The vessel wad made of carbon fiber. Carbon fiber gains tiny stress fractures over time when exposed to extreme pressure. So it might survive a few missions, but those tiny cracks are going to get deeper every time until it fails completely. Steel vessels don't have that problem as long as they are thick enough.
>>738952792Use the rpcs3 shit where you can add individual games to steam. Means you can have independent steam controller binds for each game (if you are a turbo fag like me) otherwise just add RPCS3 itself to steam. I run windows so I'm not sure if there's a way to do it better on linux
>>738959403Linux has the proper gamepad driver included in the kernel. It works seamlessly there, even without steam installed.
I've been using Rumblepad 2 for years but it's hard to buy these days. How bad is the deadzone on F310 and F710?
>>738947410Kek
>>738947885Unironically, they’re amazing. Been using pic related since release. But I actually had to buy a new one since the triggers are extremely shit. But at $20 a pop, I can’t really complain.
>>738946690Do you want to see your death coming or would you rather it be unknown and instant?
The real mystery of the Titan sub isn't why it imploded but who this mysterious submarine expert the government interviewed during the investigation was
>>738947124LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>738960318400IQ plays
>>738946690damn chilly in there
>>738947124hope they didnt forget these
>>738950528Man, this story was the highlight of 2023. A highly educational and cautionary tale about a madman’s hubris. Being rich sounds like a lot of fun.
>>738947124>heres your son, ma'am
for my phone that i stream games to
>>738960585What does picrel taste like
>>738947124Victims of what?Stupidity?
>>738946947no one said it was funny before you did
>>738960182Idk. Part of me feels like the acceptance of death while it’s happening is probably important or something. But either way, it’s hard for me to say if it even matters.
>>738960887I dont know. the moment you eat one you are ejected from the simulation back to reality so you never really get a chance to taste it. I'm too scared to eat them in the real world. I just dont want to find out thats not real either. I cant go through that shit again. still have trouble accepting that thing I love most here, my dog, isnt real.
>>738948879Well, it's up to the family to decide what happens with you, so if they say, bury a box of slime, burying a box of slime it is.My grandfather was a diehard atheist, and still, full Christian treatment for him. Although who knows, maybe he would not mind.
>>738960687the thing is is that the CEO was actually a smart guy. had a lot of experience with submarines. but yeah somewhere along the line hubris blinded him. pride goeth before the fall etc etc...
Why the fuck do they not make xl sized first party controllers?The garbage we have is unironically designed for 12 year olds but limp wristed trooned gaymers seem to just be fine with that bullshit.I don't want to fucking deal with some Reddit recommendations list of barely larger "premium" controllers for at least double the price that will break in three months.
>>738954435I’ve been using my DualSense for 5 years, it’s my favorite controller.Anyone try the pro version?
>>738961956post hand
>>738957260The submarine market depends on it apparently.
>>738961972as much as i love the sony controllers, the fact that they don't come with hall-effect sticks is just scummy behavior on their part. I've been through, like, 6 or 7 PS4 controllers. over the last ~10 years and every single one of them now has stick drift.
>>738962356>god tier>a guy round-house kicking his TV screenInsanely based
>>738961972I've watched tons of reviews on it and they always come back with the following criticisms:>It's $100 overpriced.>It doesn't feel like a premium controller outside of the color scheme change.>It really only works best on a PS5, otherwise you're better off just using a normal DualSense if you're on PC.>The stick replacements mean you are going to realistically be spending another $100 for TMR sticks from a company likehttps://battlebeavercustoms.com/products/magneto-tmr-dualsense-edge-modulePretty much everyone just says to buy a normal one unless you are someone who really needs back buttons, and as someone who hates back buttons I don't care.>>738962368Really? I've only ever gotten stick drift on my DualSense which fixed itself by just pushing down on the stick and doing clockwise then counter-clockwise circles like 20 times. Haven't had an issue since and I've dropped it countless times by accident onto solid flooring. Meanwhile three out of four of the DS4's I either own or a relative owns have all had massive issues with the MicroUSB port. I've upgraded both of mine to the USB-C ports fromhttps://lectronz.com/products/ps4-controller-usb-cand even then they still occasionally get the "Headphone has been plugged in. Headphone has been removed. No microphone available." messages though I'm starting to suspect more and more this is a USB-C cable issue since my DualSense also has it happen on those same cables and it sometimes disconnects from my PC.
>>738962356What the fuck am I looking at?
>>738951442Yes, probably. A lot of games are more comfortable to play just mapping the extra buttons to shoulder buttons on a modern controller anyway
>>738962368That’s fair, the PS4 controller was really a mixed bag in terms of quality. Two of mine had stick drift, two didn’t. Same deal with my switch controllers, hope the switch two ones hold up better.
Is there a high-end controller market? Let’s say I was willing to spend up to $500 for a really nice one.
>>738962963It's a shame too, because I LOVE the goddamn PS4 controller. Everything about it feels absolutely perfect, which is why >>738960138 feels right at home, if not *slightly* worse. I'm gonna try to mod one of my jacked up controllers with hall effect switches one of these days (i.e. probably never). I know they definitely sell ones that are compatible with PS4 controllers but I don't know the first thing about performing a mod like that.
>>738963140Step into my office, Mr. Moneybags.Behold-- the $500 controller of your dreams. That'll be $600 (not counting shipping).
>>738963140Yes, you can find arcade sticks on that price range
>>738947309probably some pajeet religious bullshit>>738950173kek
Is there any point in feeling bad for someone who dies in a microsecond and felt zero pain. Meanwhile millions of us poorfags are lucky to get a bit of morphism to ease our last days on earth, cancer ridden and delirious
>>738963428>only way to enter into the next life with your soul is to die with an intact pineal gland>getting completely eviscerated instantaneously in a submarine means oblivion forever and always Source: my ass (shirikodama)
>>738961972It's a ridiculous price increase for two back paddles, which I also hate the feel of compared to flat back buttons on third parties and accidentally press all the time, and it's the only controller where battery life has actually interfered with gameplay for me. Unfortunately,>gyro>touchpad>extra buttons fully remappable via steam input, ds4windows, or similar>PC, PS5, Android compatibility>Switch compatibility with a 3rd party dongleis not a niche hit by any other controller currently, so I can't say there's zero merit to it. I think the average person's use case would be better covered by a Steam Controller, standard Dualsense, or your third party of choice.
>>738963428the minutes before were probably pure terror few have ever known. hearing the creaking of that coke can. no one was probably saying it but they all knew they weren't going to see the surface.
I don't get it. They could've afforded a real deep-sea submersible. This thing is $48 Million.
>>738963140Anything past $200ish is fighting game, arcade controller replica, and very niche racing game territory. The highest cost controllers are the SCUF ones and even they're only in the $200ish range (Also not worth it compared to their competitors).
>>738963825>not a niche hit by any other controller currentlyAll of the playstation compatible controllers require a certification from Sony which means that most 3rd parties don't even bother making them.
>>738946947nooo not the heckin pakijeet nepobaby...
>>738949925The Navy uses WIRED controllers, anon. That's why people memed so hard on the Oceangate controller. Basic interference could knock out its functionality.
>>738951621No, but it would've done a William scream before implosion.
>>738964739Correct, but also you can't use something like the Steam Controller for a non-PC platform, and there aren't third parties worth talking about with proper trackpads, so even without a PS5 it has niche value if you want one controller for everything. I think Steam Controller + third party of choice is a better use of money unless you're getting a hell of a deal though.
>>738946947It sucks they died but fwiw they were pulverized so quickly that their brains literally didn’t have enough time to perceive anything.
>>738949239say it in red
>>738964149It looks surprised
>>738965165Wilhelm
>>738951621They would have survived if the company was owned by Gabe. Gabe owns several submarines. He bought professionally made, tested designs rather than making a carbon fiber death tube.
>>738946690the F710 is actually a solid controller, and one of the last 2.4ghz controllers to have the correct analog stick placement.
>>738953015My sides
>>738963140If i spending more than $300 its because im spending on a battlebeaver like custom job with 10 extra buttons or alpakka 2.0 with dual gyro at 1000hz. Get some unique you can't normally buy
>>738964149can that hold six victims?
>>738964535Thanks, I’d have to feel one of those SCUF controllers in person to be sure, but they don’t seem worth the premium over a normal controller. I feel like someone could take some inspiration from other high end electronics and come up with something really nice>magnesium alloy enclosure>physical switch to change between paired device (PC/Console/Phone)>long battery life>haptic feedback on everything>customizable analog response curve for triggers and sticks>waterproof>rgb leds for the gamers>fold-out screen so you can play GBA games on it>self-lubricating buttons>fully compatible with Bop It!>compass in case you get lost>taser>hair dryer (for the ladies)and maybe something really impractical like a trackpad
>>738946690I usually don't care about rich people dying, but the fact that two of the occupants were father and son who were just celebrating father's day is actually really sad
>>738948920>literal onions coctailyour grandchildren will mutate for your poor choices
>>738946690This thing blows
>>738953015liquidified bones
I don't know what makes a dpad good...
>>738949716>>738957260Alright I’ll use the f310 until it starts getting problems then look into the 8bit alternative.Maybe wireless version unless there is a version where it can be wired or not via a usb cable.I just wish we were still in the days when technology products were built to last instead of breaking down just after warranty expires.
>>738947124>mixed DNA slush pilewhat would that even look like? pink, semi cooked remains? would the hair survive that type of implosion? many questions arise
>>738971753Who knows, you'd have to ask people who operated the robot that got their remains.But i bet it didn't look nice. Somewhere in that red circle there are 5 adult bodies smashed together.
I've been trying out gyro but I don't think I'm compatible with it. I fidget/bounce my legs constantly and so the constant very very slight jiggling of the camera starts to give me motion sickness.
>>738949239>>738949456No. Quantum immortality, assuming it even is a thing, would only work if there's a chance you survive. There's no chance they survived the implosion and even if they evacuated to the air bubble beforehand, the air would eventually run out, which would drop their chances to zero.
>>738947507Laughing at stupid people suffering consequences for their hubris is core 4chan culture
>>738947054>game saar
>>738973957I do that too but I don't rest my controller on my legs when using gyro so it's not a problem.
>>738949239Not how it works retard
>>738951442Not too many games I want to play from the N64 so I make due with what i have
>>738946947>two total retards diedbased retards self eliminating themselves from the gene-pool
>>738947054HOLY BASEDGOD
>>738946690What was the deal with those spoke things added to the analog sticks?
>>738960318He killed them.
>>738947507yeah because a jeet would laugh at a situation where other jeets died. Not everything is Indians you obsessed shitskin
>>738964149looks like a small white og xbawks
>>738965435>>>/t/hey were still alive living in a whale's stomach! you can't prove me wrong!
>>738977831Technically the joysticks on gamepads are miniatures.Guess nobody wants to make a good full size twin stick anymore
>>738950102kek
>>738965276that's just a /v/ meme / cope
the last of my normal Duelsense controllers just shit the bed and got stick drift. All I have left now are my special edition ones like the Astro Bot, Death Stranding 2, 30th Anniversary PS1, etc. Do I just bite the bullet and use them? Would you?
>>738951442Unrelated but I find kinda funny that F-Zero plays like shit on big brand controllers because their potentiometer sticks aren't as precise as the N64 controller optical stickshttps://youtu.be/RG8ljpIwsgc
>>738979184This is completely false wtf. Those old stick resolution are complete ass and modern 12 bit sticks are crazy accurate on the ms paint test. The reason they don't work well because it's not native, emulation has inherit input lag and has to do on the fly stick conversion tardo.
>>738947124think about it, whenever someones cremated they could just put whatever in there. not like you're gonna check.
>>738946836I have this but it's a Logicool instead of Logitech since I live in Japan. Is that bad?
>>738979136If you know basic soldering you can put some TMR sticks in there.
>>738947124
>>738946994Sir it good if you pay with redeemed google play cards
>>738947428>based on his social media postsTruly a nighmarish dystopia
>>738946994won one (wouldn't have bought this shit) and started drifting worse than my 8 yo Xbone controller after a couple of months of very light use, and calibrating it doesn't help.>inb4 muh TMR doesn't driftit's still held into position by springs. guess what, retards? springs wear out.
>>738977831the longer lever arm makes it more precise (assuming they reduced the deadzone on the controller).
>Valve pushing for SDL supportOh please kill Xinput asap.
>>738961932>the ceo was a smart guy
>>738946836i think that's the controller i had before i got the original steam controllerit wouldn't let me kick consistently in dark souls, i'd never stake my life on it
>>738949925this controller is dogshit and not even cheap.
>>738979136absolutely hilarious that these trash first party pads dont even last a whole generation.and it sounds like you broke multiple already.and you also keep buying more.
>>738982915For you.
>>738984087https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescenceThat's the whole point.
>>738947029phew, was sad for a second
>>738960958Yes, and that scammer guy who build the shitty sub that way despite everyone with 5+ living brain cells told him it's a disaster waiting to happen.
>>738948307They got a box of crab poo.
>>738979136I would just buy a less shitty brand sony pads are disposable like tissue paper.
This seems like a nice community. Are hall effect sensors good for you? Is there any stick technology or tweak that fights that jank to the middle when moving through quadrants beside foam rings?What about triggers? Is it a solid move to glue a soft dampener like foam to increase control through the full range of motion?
>>738949018>and I even knew when they were talking about the apparent oxygen they had left was total cope.There was an article about some coast guard or army specialists who recorded the implosion sounds and wondered why the press was running 'OMG THEY COULD BE ALIVE WITH AIR RUNNING OUT' story for days but I guess it was just greed because you don't get events like this very often.
>>738951823No amount of glitchy propulsion could keep the sub diving if Stockton had released the ballast, which he didn't
>>738950502>Oh, the hull's train response has shifted after that massive bang?>Eh, it will be fine, if the hull gets a tiny leak at the seafloor we'll just fix it with duct tape
Please tell me the steam controller has a good dpad
>>738986750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JoSMAH7NNk
when is oceangate getting a movie
>>738947124Man, how fucked am I for wanting to see what the mixed flesh pile looks like?
>>738947029>>738949338Ah, the left vs right paradigm.
>>738987119thank god, I'm sick of having to swap from my switch pro for every platformer or retro game.
Xbox, Sony and Nintendo agree that this controller shape fits your hands the best. Valve goes and puts a massive square in your hands. Gabe is gonna be responsible for people's carpel tunnel.
>>738987119>no super metroid wall jump testLAME!
>>738947054If it weren't for the unfortunate brand name (they really should conmsider changing that lmao), gamesir would be the most based brand.
>>738987629Was just watching that too and around 6:45 he's rocking it back and forth to test for accidental up/down inputs and it looks pretty responsive.
As long as the family is happy, it's fine. My uncles have a weird belief that when people die, if you can piss them off hard enough, they might return to life. When my grandpa died, they hired a gay stripper, and had him performed in front of the coffin for 3 days, hoping grandpa would return alive because this is precisely what he hated most in his life. It didn't work obviously but they got closure
>>738946960Is this unagltr or whatever their name is
CARBON FIBRE, SON
>>738987386Look up the autopsy stuff from the byford dolphin diving bell accident. Dude both exploded as the air expanded, and got forced through a tiny gap. Kinda the opposite, he exploded, they imploded.
>>738987628Microsoft perfected the shape with the wired Xbox 360 controllers and made it worse since. My ring and little finger always went numb with the Series controllers.
>>738946947>be rich retard>larp as engineer>take massive dump on well established sub tech>ignore all safety protocols>fire every expert warning you it will implode>fail to fix cracked fibreglass hull>dieDarwinism is always funny. Especially when it happens to fags with inflated egos.
>>738946690Why didn’t he bring a spare controller?How can a person that stupid be a billionaire and lived that long
>>738990671You don't become a millionaire with intellect. It's simply drive and having no moral core.
>Imagine getting killed by the company that made shit like this
>>738990889The dude probably had Logitech stocks.
>>738988761it's by notboogie
>>738946836LMAO this is literally the defacto controller for 3rd worlders and aging boomer millennials who unironically took PC mustard race memes seriously, didn't grow up with consoles and shopped at Tiger Direct and Newegg.Controller tech has long past this thing. Even cheap as fuck Gamesir chinese pads have hall effect TMR sticks that don't drift and better buttons. The only people who still use this are either poor as fuck or too lazy to even google for controllers.
Why would you ever need anything more than a bog standard Xbox or Playstation controller?
>>738946836Gamesir T3 Lite is the new poster boy for budget controllers.
>>738946690welp my Gamesir Nova 2 Lite now has a mushy face button that feels awful to press. any recs aside from just getting a 2nd one? I loved the shape, joysticks, and dpad. But the shoulder and face buttons were both too "narrow" compared to the Xbox controller to feel reliable to press. I also liked the travel distance on the membrane face buttons so I guess micro-switch buttons are out...
>>738979136The only PS5 controller that has TMR sticks is the Razer Raiju. I still think it's overpriced though. If you aren't married to the layout you can buy a brook p5 adapter and use a bunch of different PC controllers on your PS5. If you aren't on PS5 and like it just because of the layout, Gamesir has a new symmetrical controller coming out soon.
