"real yakuzas" dont do shit, lamest mafia of all time

Aren't Yakuza like bad dudes? I think I'll stick with kbm

>>738953526
i saw a webm of real yakuza get his shit pushed in by a chigyu at the arcade

>>738953526
>controller
its called a gamepad

>>738953634
FPBP
it's just a bunch of larping old men

I was in japan and the first day I get there someone accuses me of bumping into them and breaking their arm, it was a complete racket.

>>738953634
>mafia
:/
>mafia, japan
:O

>>738953785
i hear they've stopped doing that in favor of bumping into people themselves

>pcmutts will literally never experience "walking" in a game
such a shame, I just can't comprehend what it's like, can you imagine that there are millions of people out there that don't even play the same game as you

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>>738953976
truuuuueee this is the real video game experience

>>738953526
i mean it's a nice reminder
because it sucks ass with k/m

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>>738953526
>game is explicitly designed for playing with a controller
>you can certainly play it with other control schemes but it'll be awkward or less than efficient
>the game tells this to you on startup
>this is apparently a bad thing because """people""" thought it was making fun of them

>>738954376
better than whatever trash game is your favourite

>>738953526
it's very indicative of what the localization in yakuza games is like, strewn with random 'tude.
the original text ゲームパッド推奨 just means "gamepad recommended."

>>738954376
why accelerated videos are so fun lol

Don't they threaten people who draw porn of horse girls?
Wow, so scary

>>738953526
>playing mahjong with a controller