>"wait, he's not a fag?"
Now show me the the JP version.
>>738955763Is Falco jealous?
>>738955921えっ!? スリッピーが婚約した!?……っていうか、相手は女なのか?
>>738955923He is shocked Slippy beat them to getting engaged first.
>>738955763Woman instead of female or girl implies its a human. Good job, translators
>>738955763Slippy wonImagine the sloppy toppy
>>738956134More like, imagine his slippy tippy
>>738956134>Marcus>Amanda>LucyThere were some "human" names for the regular cast, too, but Command really seemed to phone it in when it came to the new blood.
>>738955763Now show me the Fox NTR
>>738956067You fucking shitposter! I'll kill you! The translation still works it's just you're blatantly lying
Reminder that command was the "real" last attempt at starfox complete with the most OG developers and it will always be worse than Zero ever was. I am only mad at the people who bitch at Zero because they actually were stupid enough to buy it in the first place after he proved his track record of botching this series.
>>738956743By "OG developers" you probably mean Dylan Cuckbert, who only worked on the shitty SNES games and had nothing to do with the vastly superior N64 and GameCube era. No surprise that when they finally brought him back on he made the dumpster fire that was Command.
>JP versionThey're both the japanese version because ultimately a fucking Jap published it.>>738956743>By "OG developers" you probably mean Dylan Cuckbert: The guy who taught Nintendo how to make 3d games without even knowing it.>and had nothing to do with the vastly superior N64 rescale of the same fucking games he worked on>and GameCube eraClearly bait at this point, didn't read the rest.
>>738955763what of slippy made you all think he was gay
>>738956134Slippy Toad alone has had more children than the entire cast of Restident Evil protagonists have
>>738957372That's not actually what Falco is saying. It's just the idea that Slippy pulled a woman at all. This is a case for why フィアンセと maybe shouldn't have been rendered as "to a women". The intent is that there is a real life person who would marry Slippy. But that potential incorrect interpretation is problematic for the translation's accuracy.
>>738955763What did Falco feel when he found out he was the only member of Star Fox to never have sex?
>>738957653Unless Peppy only escaped by selling his ass to Pigma, I can't imagine he got laid either.
>>738957709Peppy has a daughter and a dead wife.
>>738957653Probably didn't care much. Falco's a free bird, a woman would really have chase him down.
>>738957653Fox is a virgin>but KrystalWas willing to fuck but Fox was a chud. So she went for Panther.
>>738956134>Baby toadsYou know when you think about that for even a moment
>>738958246According to the lore, space frogs are tadpoles for a month before they turn into frog babies.
>>738956231I find this image so funny because I only imagine there's an concrete reason one wouldn't also a psychic pubescent year old boy to jerk off within radius of civilization—Fox enjoying his married life with children when suddenly he gets mentally flashbanged with the same five-second clip of Puzzle Masters over and over again with his son strangely inserted in it before connecting the dotsGranted given the range of Cerinian powers I doubt that anywhere in the galaxy is enough distance, hence the rule
is this game gimmickslop, or can you actually use a controller to play it?
>>738959553Which game? Command, the one posted in OP's pic, or 2026, the one that was recently announced?
>>738957653Implying he and Katt haven't banged numerous times.
>>738956920>and GameCube
>>738955763yeah SHE should be engaged to a man.............preferably a human man.........like me..............sexo .....,.....
>>738959553Command has a romhack where you can use the dpad to move the arwing
>>738960470>you need a romhacknevermind then
>>738960614Holy fucking zoomer
>>738960470And its still shit.You still have to use touch for barrel rolls which are fucking essential to do all the time in that game.
>>738960470Even with the romhack, it's still a pain unless you play it on a dual screen handheld. Only with both is it finally playable and fun.
>>738956134He turned into pic related
