what a fucking borenextt. pirategod
What didn’t you like about it? Or are you just trying to farm eve pics by being contrarian
>>738957917>contrarianconsensus is game plays like shit
>>738957862People always laugh at pirates but they aren't a complete clown that paid full price for this mediocre trash twice like me.
its over
>>738959085maam, i can see your breast-anus.
>>738957917i've been sitting in front of my computer for 2 hours and i've played for maybe 30 minutes0 story either i dont know what the fuck is happening and the gameplay is really bad like it's metal gear rising but the story is bad the fighting is worse and there's unskippable cutscenes that take 15 minutes and there's fuckin ginvisible walls everywhere
>>738959362Filtered. Try letting yourself have fun, wokie. Sorry the game isn't the same old fromslop.
>>738959563>filteredOut of a shit game? Absolutely.
>>738959563>wokienigger
>>738957862yup, already uninstalled.About to hop on to Pragmata now.
>>738957862Lmao no you didn't.
>>738957862Nice larp homo
>>738960257Can voices even be stopped at this point?
>>738957862>Open world levels like Wasteland and Desert are absolute padding>Two gun-only levels because fuck you>Side quests are basically just fetch quest>Yellow paint everywhere(why don't they put that shit in drone scan instead)Solid 6/10
did maxwell platinum his hotwife's game?
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>>738959563>just have fun broglazer
>>738957917NTA but I tried it out when voices cracked itThe voice acting is terrible, the story is incredibly stupid and schmaltzy, but the biggest sin is that the combat is incredibly mashy and boring. There's all these skills that amount to nothing because every encounter is solved by cancelling into parry every time you get attacked
>>738957862Good modsGood girlsGood ostTerrible combat and filler gameplay lmao
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>>738966357>good ostkill yourself
>>738966584Shits catchy mang.
>>738957862Good morning
is there any point of no return for collectibles in this game or can I just progress for a while and then do all the side stuff?
>>738957862It sucks it's parryslop. I wanted it more DMC likely.
>>738957862It's a great game and it's unfortunate that you didn't understand it since you are brown. While I do pity you somewhat, I think you should stick to JeetTA and leave the hot android girls to me.
>>738966210>cancelling into parryAnon... nothing is parry cancelable in this game. You pay attention while comboing and deliberately stop your combo to parry. You will die every other combat encounter if you just spam combos you will take damage constantly from even early game enemies. This isn't Bayonetta.
>>738958239>consensus is game plays like shitGame received universal acclaim from players and was reviewed favorably by journos.
>>738957862mad cuz bad
>>738958239Consensus is actually it sold 6mil copies, and was able to ditch ESG and Sony entirely, and the dev has stated "We can control the sexy now." and more corporations are eliminating or reducing the role of their ethics committees.
>>738963376I'm on the desert and I'm reminded why I fucking hate open world games
>>7389633765/10, there's no reason to engage with the combat system even on Hard Mode, and the buffs are gacha pittance bullshit. And NG+ actually does nothing outside of letting you get more health and Beta charges. It tries far too hard to be Nier Automata and can't even do that half-assedly.
pathetic thread
>>738970285If you play the level with snow, then you are past the point of return.
Bump
>>738973410>It sold alright therefore it is GOOD!I guess avatar is the best movie in existence considering how much it sold. I hate CONSOOOOM mutts so much... The amount of money that slackjawed burgers spent on something does not have anything to do with it's quality.I don't even have an opinion on this game. I just see stupid retarded shit like this and am obligated to reply.
She has a husband
>>738981598Yeah, me.
>>738957862I am in the same boat and came to the same conclusion. The game mechanics aren't for me. The controls, felt at times, unresponsive (I do play on Ubuntu so there might have been some issues with compatibility still). The game world... doesn't draw me in, I got annoyed by seeing that wrecked city. The soundtrack is getting pretty lame after a while.
>>738959563Kek, imagine thinking a busty slut with stolen anatomy isnt woke, as if women arent woke. You're a brown tranny.
>>738959362you can skip literally every cutscene from the beginning to the end of the game..
>>738959362The story only begins after you defeat the first boss
I like her body but her face is atrocious.The short hair isnt fixing it
>>738984748I agree, every other character looks better
>>738957862I wish they didn't include "open world" maps at all. Only real rewards from quests are costumes, everything else is just trash.A few optional quests have bosses at the end but those are often reused.The main quest is very predictable and hand holds you all the way.I wish there were more weapons or at least more combos.Graphics are mostly alright, textures could be higher quality but at least it runs at high FPS.Music is ok, but I'm tasteless faggot.I don't care about the story in video games, maybe 1 in a 10000 has well written characters and interesting concepts.Aside from that it's a competent game, 7/10. Thank you for reading my blog.
>>738957917this is a bog standard action game. theres hundreds of games like it. it does nothing interesting. the only thing it has going for it is the main protagonists beautiful fat ass.
>>738980547It sold well and scored well with both critics and players too. You're just a mentally ill trannoid. Hopefully you 41% yourself sooner rather than later.
Unironically one the best combat of any soulslopSB devs just like Sekino devs understood that the game designed around 1 weapon >>>>>>>> game with a million different weapons
>>738957862It's a photomode game and if that's not your thing have fun dying from boredom
Btw this finally released on steam https://store.steampowered.com/app/2091020/Blades_of_FireIf stellar blade wasn't your thing this one will probably scratch the itch. If you ever get filtered just use a spear
Do you guys collect everything on your first playthrough? I have spent ~30 hours and still haven't gone to the space elevator? (zone 6) or something because I ran around endlessly trying to collect stuff.
>>738988927Nah, I got burnt out on the open world parts. I got enough outfits that I can rotate the ones I like and that's good enough for me.
>>738986741thisfuck every niggerfaggot crying about "weapon variety", it doesn't even make sense canonically
>>738988927I can already tell there won't be second playthrough. Too much filler.At least I don't have to grind for resources or money.
>>738987110yes thats the first thing i tried and she doesnt even do any sexy poses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NSz-PCPXegit's literally this meme
>>738974012Play hard mode on NG not NG+You are forced to use red moves at one point to be efficient
>>738957862>fight Raven>some catty kpop starts playingIt's kino
Fans of character action games like Bayonetta and DMC will love Stellar Blade.
>>738990451skill issue
>>738957862It's funny how the voices38 crack exposed what a shit game this is. Before it was just a bunch of shills circlejerking each other endlessly
>>738957862somebody's wife
>>738957862It's nice you can try it out for free instead of shelling $70 first isn't it
>>738995408that's what i did with forza and i might buy it to play online
He's never doing Khazan is he?
>>738996104>buying a racing game
>>738996454ill buy a gay pass starter for a month for $3 and then get bored in 2 weeks what am i supposed to fucking race bots you fucking cretin?
>>738995169is there a mod to add more poses?
>>738998346wew lad
>>738998346Not that I'm aware of, it's just a matter of taking some time to find the right pose, facial expression, getting the right lighting, depth of field, and angle
>>738998346fug
>>738973025>Anon... nothing is parry cancelable in this gameYou're just wrong, anon. Perfect parry can be done while you're doing practically anything, you just stop animating and parry as long as there's an attack hitbox in range.
