Finally, a game console that goes out to the street to poop with youhttps://nintendowire.com/news/2026/05/15/rumor-nintendo-switch-1-set-to-launch-in-india-in-early-2027/
But can it run Pindia?
India hatred is so performative these daysYou people really think you're cool for saying stupid shit
Yet another timmy obsession thread
>>738959005Ytkeks eternally sneedthing after this one.
>>738958867>aquajeet
>>738959005keeeeeeeeeek timmies do be like that
>>738958763This reminds me of the guy that would create threads and have anons tell him how to destroy his Switch. It was a fetish for him and he would do things like stomp it with his feet or have it run over by a car.
>>738959005LOL
INDIA THREAD LET'S GO SIRSINDIA NUMBER 1!!!!! :india_flag: :india_flag: :india_flag: :india_flag: :flexed_bicep: :flexed_bicep: :flexed_bicep: :flexed_bicep:
...what happened with those new('new'?) PS2s being sold in some african country
>>738958763>tendies think the India market will take the switch over the ps2 165 million recordlol you’ll never catch us
>>738958763safest and cleanest place to hide your switch in india.
>>738959005>I don't notYeah Ranjesh Amadinejad Koothrobengali ridinthruthastreetsonmiellyI don't think you took enough English yet to be able to work at the call center yet.
>>738961017you losted.
FORCEDFUCKINGMEME
Poor indians. What a bad deal. A phone is better.
i thought india's national console was Playstation
>>738960583We'll catch you and then you will find more sales behind the couch
>>738960583Nintendo already failed in china. What makes them believe they can do it in India?
>>738960431I vaguely recall something like that but no idea what ended up happening.
>>738959765Why is India like this? Where it's more about doing somersaults for your Master, Mr. Shekelstein, rather than... actually working? It's like they place their whole value in these empty gestures.Also, why does everything have to be about making a huge fucking mess over there? I know it's a social media post, so the theatrics are kind of the whole point, but jeets do act like this in the workplace.
>>738958827I tried this and got a random rural place and still lost. What the fuck.
>>738958827Do piles of crap count?
>>738958827>zero concern for the environmentAt least we got rid of plastic straws!
>>738959354His bait was funny the first time, now it's just boring
>>738961017India winned.
>>738963235...because it works? Do you not see the youtube plaques behind him? Im not saying its respectful or something to be jealous of, but its something that just fucking works. Like a vapid 19 year old spreading her asshole online, is it good for her? No, but does it pay the bills? yep.
>>738959765>accidentally pressing the mouse dpi button.mp4
>>738958763Trying to sell the Switch in india isn't gonna do shit for the numbers. Not because its gonna expensive but because the games will be.Unless Nintendo is willing to sell Switch models where you can pirate the games or sell them for like extremely cheap then its a lost cause.That's the reason why the PS2 sold so well in third world countries, the games are just so easy to pirate.
>>738964076>White people shouldn't care about the environment because Indians dont
>>738964258the switch is pretty easy to pirate for, actually
>>738964294Because paper straws in plastic cups solves so many issues. Meanwhile in india they just dump industrial runoff and sewage in their "sacred" ganges river. Not to mention the ocean pollution, they just throw trash on the ground over there, someone elses problem. In a just world they'd have been glassed a thousand times over for their crimes against the environment, but no, its all white pipos fault even doe they care the most about the environment and preservation and conservation. (No, jews don't count as being white, there was a whole supposed genocide over that.)
>>738958827I win! It took 6 tries, lol.
>>738964519>Because paper straws in plastic cups solves so many issues.>If this doesn't solve every issue we shouldn't do it even though it solves one issueRetard Facebook boomer
>>738964510What? Nintendo gonna sell hackable switches?
>>738964817All switches are hackable but the latest HW revision requires a modchip. Another software exploit may surface soon, even.I actually think that the console manufacturers not only are aware of the piracy deal, they are actually in bed with it. Let people pirate in underserved locales, so they can play, earn their attention and trust, and in the future sell things to them like merch or more games.
Nintendo trying to make the poorest people in the world even poorer is pretty disgusting. Though it could keep them from using computers and so incompetent, unable to scam.It's more likely they are releasing switches that can't be hacked, so indians don't just use emulators or second hand hacked switches that the rest of the world doesn't want.Nintendo is so greedy they try to make a profit on hardware though. So it could just be that. Trying to make a little bit of money off them, selling them utter shit, instead of losing sales of hardware to second hand.Nintendo should be barred from export. Aside from the N64 they have always given others a bad deal. Their market is people that can't afford anything, people who will buy the cheapest thing available. Users have a miserable experience and try to rectify it buying more, brand loyalty like that is a joke. Like they are saving themselves by the chance of what did them wrong doing better. Like some good eventually will make up for all the bad they've been through.Maybe they just want more stupid people defending their worthless products. Social scum trying to steal who for.Only the fucking best should be mass produced.
>>738964294Your paper straws come wrapped in plastic
>>738964919That's nowhere near to how easy it was on the PS2.Just buy a cheap PS2 CD from a game store and boom, just shove it into your PS2
>>738965150I was there during the PS1 heyday and it's always been modchip-based. Wasn't PS2 also mainly modchip-based? FreeMcBoot didn't come out until very late in the game, 2008.The earliest exploit I can find is a 2003 exploit that uses a legit PS1 game to hack the PS2. Maybe that's the one you were talking about.
Ebay should have a "poor country buyer" option. So you could sell stuff, and if they're in a poor country, if the postal address is somewhere pitiful, they can buy dirt cheap, like not much more than postage. Call it charity. Maybe get some tax deduction because of it.With the condition stuff in India etc can't be sold to outside of India. So there are no scams of missing or different hard drives, polystations etc. So once it goes to India it's condemned to circulate there.That would be a good way of them getting something cheap.Another would be to collect old stuff door to door, and ship all that as care packages to Indians etc. Give them a good christmass.STOP FUCKING JAP FULTH FROM SUCKING UP THE TINY BIT OF MONEY THEY DO HAVE.And stop them having a fucking bad experience.Stop them identifying with the undermining scum.They can get the best eventually, instead of the worst always.
>>738958827I know this was sarcastic and I kek'd, but as a matter of fact if you hax the DNS in the switch, you can use its web browser, so it does actually run Pindia.
>>738958867I appreciate my Indian brethren and I wish for your prosperity, but you motherfucks really have to chill the fuck out already.
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>>738964617sirs...
