mam, are you prostitute?
>Orange Ye
>>738962251>"Parking violation. [.spoiler]Can't park that ass anywhere but in my pants."
>>738962251she is dumb ahh hell for staying in the same hotel after everything went down like it didI’d be halfway to Boogie Street before Harry even got out of bed
>>738962929True, but she fell in love with the dead merc which probably compromised her otherwise calculating nature.
>>738962929If everyone in the game actually thought all the time logically, there wouldn't be a story.
"Chungus, officer?"
>>738963446>this is considered a 10/10 in Bongland
This game has some true bro moments
cheating on my boy Adam
>>738963446devastating sidequest
Reminder that he did nothing wrong besides being a communist and that Klaasje is a hybistrophilic bitch who deserves to die in prison.
>>738962251Sorry, left my powerbank in my Kineema.
>>738962797Let's try a little bit harder next time.
>>738964818>did nothing wrong besides being a communistThat is more than enough.
>>73896225112 counts of first-degree murder14 counts of armed theft of Federation property22 counts of piracy in high space18 counts of fraud37 counts of rape... and 1 moving violation
>>738962251She deserved worse, whore
>>738962481>dasha's pussy>tight>weto im laffin
>>738966098cool it anon, I got an angle
>>738966147Incredible that the best thing she can think of after you ask her what she will do if you spare her life is to just continue being a druggy whore
>*dies*
>>738962929>ahhnot how you use that
>>738965194>mfw I wracked my brain trying to come up with something funny >not only was it not funny, but I trolled myself with the failed double spoiler It’s an expression of pain, anon
>>738962251cheekbones made for cumming on
>>738966351Well, at least she was honest. What the fuck else can anyone expect her to do? Become a nun?
>>738962251Judaism in the 33rd degree
I feel like the only man who loves the dice chick the most
>>738966895You're gone. So far gone.
>>738966967>uhm she should just be better sweatyLol you’re not very bright are you
>>738962251Enjoying a meal. A succulent meal.
>>738967132At that moment her life depends on a chud police officer who spends his time hating women. Do you really think that saying that would lengthen her life when it depends precisely on pleasing a moral man?
>>738962251I want to see Klaasje become an obese alcoholic who’s drug addiction spirals into a food addiction, and where she can’t even get through the first hour of the day without being stoned out of her mind, drunk, and full.
>>738966810That's just properly channeling Harry
>>738962251>the church scene>the payphone scene>the cryptid scene>the container sceneeasily the best game of the last decade, arguably of all timeI hope the project the main dude is working on with avellone is going to be good.
>>738967238>a moral man A truly moral man is a man who has empathy. If your concept of “moral” means having bureaucratic rigidity in the face of complex issues, then that mostly just makes you an irresponsible asshole.
>>738966956she's pretty cute
>>738967317>>738962797Harry actually did nothing wrong. I used to think his mannerisms made him out to be a huge jerk on my first play-through, but after seeing how nearly everyone in Martinese is either completely broken, self-centered, or actively manipulative I couldn’t fault him for defaulting to outlandish hysterics.
>>738966956She's nice. Though I question how an indie dicing enterprise survives in a bombed out slum of a city.
>>738966956Everyone loves the dice chick. That’s why they leave her be.
>>738967650The story is about getting your shit back together, not about embracing being shit just because everything else is shit.
>>738962929>dumb ahh Underaged Reddit tourist detected
>>738966461With what we know about locus city, killing her becomes a more justified action
>>738964059No it doesn't, if only because the hack writer (who loves to remind people in his book about making this game how his mother once threatened him to give him a blowjob for some reason) just had to remind you that the Racist Lorry Driver is in fact a racist without any shadow of doubt, as if you were a special needs child who simply could'nt extrapolate it just from the way he talks about foreigners.
>>738970531Hard to judge canon with a cancelled post-Kurvitz prototype