>beat God of War 1, final boss was totally ass but whatever>good game, let’s play 2>starts with this BIG ENEMY bullshit>AKA everything is fucking scripted and you have to figure out what the fuck the game wants you to do >no skill needed, either experiment to see whatever fucking stupid goddamn trick they only explain in the strategy guide>or fuck around and do chip damage and waste my timeDropped. Never playing the rest of this series and I fucking hate games with their “big boss” (metal gear aside) bullshit; it’s always some cryptic fucking thing you need a strategy guide to figure out because you can’t just fucking attack the thing.
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i played it as a kid and figured it out pretty easily. did you need even more yellow paint to find how to play the game?
>getting filtered by the best GoWShameful
Goy of War has always been for the retarded jewmerimutt audience
>>738967657I want to fucking hit the enemy because I am the God of War? Not supposed to be the god of dicking around>>738967653>wasting time is for smart people!No>>738967760No I just don’t want to play it now. Maybe it’s the best if you like scripted sequences and rolling around.You’re probably a dork souls fan.
>>738967763The first one is pretty great you spend most of the game hitting people and by the time you do the desert temple section it’s a good little puzzle breakup before the end, which fucking sucks.God of War 2 sucks as well>Kratos grapples and throws the boss away easily in a fucking cookie-cutter “push the O button!” scene>try to grapple the boss>you can’t do that teehee!Trash.
I'll always be more annoyed by the writing and acting. I don't use the word slop often, because of it's sheer overuse.But it's valid here. How do people stomach this slop.
>>738967474GoW has always been style over substance, but the Colossus fight is kino
>>738969083It sucks and it’s not fun.There’s no rhyme or reason to what hits the fucking thing and what doesn’t.
>>738967474>>starts with this BIG ENEMY bullshitBruh the first game starts with the hydra its the same shit
>>738969742Big mad and filtered
>>738971286The hydra is very clear about what you do. But it’s also a low-point since you don’t actually fight it.>ignore the boss and just do some platforming nearby itI hate this
>>738971801>don’t actually fight the boss, do platforming bullshit randomly after dying randomly because you can’t do anything creative You just accept shit. Fags tell you shit is good and you say “yes, it is”
>>738967474Goy of boy was always a movie character action games for people who can't play c-action
>>738967474Did you beat Ares on God Mode? It was pretty fun albeit challenging. Also, how the fuck do you somehow get confused by the Colossus boss fight? If so, how long did it take for you to complete a puzzle in GoW 1? Not being an asshole here, it's just confusing to me.
>>738967474>needs a strategy guide for gowzoomers are something elsejust hit the thing until it dies retard
>>738967969>War is about hitting your enemy the hardest you can whenever you wantThis is why Kratos had to BE BETTER because everyone was somehow too stupid to understand Kratos as he was. Nu-Kratos is actually less intellegent he never solves a damn thing without head and BOY
>>738972101What your stepfather did before he met me and tyrone, is his business.
>>738972086You fucking CANNOT HIT IT because the whole fight is scripted to where you are only allowed to do damage in specific moments.Why the fuck do you faggot cunts always act like you don’t fucking understand what someone is saying
just play the game little nigger, you're already wasting time instead of making money and fucking women
>>738972391So hit it in those specific moments that allow you to damage it moron
>>738972391Here's a guide in-case if you somehow didn't get it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ7g-aHLytc
>>738972541Ooooooh yes massa Imma wait for yous to let me hits da boss likes a good slave massa thank you massa Nah, dropped.
>>738967474I remember being stuck on this on hard because the devs intended you to play the game on normal first to trial & error the fight to find the right scripts to hit since you can't damage him normally but on hard you die in 2 hits so it's a giant fucking slog of having to restart the fight over and over again, thankfully there's no bullshit like that afterwards.
>>738975178Yeah and it’s not impossible; just a chore and bad design.You get me anon.
>this threadcorn syrup and microplastics really did a massive number on zoomer brains
>>738967474At least gow 1 is a complete story so it's a good stopping point
>>738967474>failing the most simple example of media literacy imaginableSays more about you than your neater mind could ever hope to possibly comprehend.
>>738967474filtered retard or decent bait
>>738967763This
