Have you ever urinated or defecated in your pants whilst playing a video game?What game was it?
>>738970921>Have you ever urinated or defecated in your pants whilst playing a video game?not yet
I strictly play handhelds so I can poop while I play.
>>738970921Okay, just post the video so we can have a cheap laugh and carry on with out lives.
>>738971410not yeh
>>738970921>What game was it?All of them
I was playing slime rancher and farted. It wasn't a fart. Throw me into my grave anons I am too old.
I pissed and shit my pants when I saw this, it's the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. Nintendo put this in a kid's game, what were they thinking?!
>>738971468POST THE VIDEO>nah naht yehPOST THE VIDEO NOW, I CAN SEE ANONS REPLYING TO (YOU)
>>738973693nah yeh. wat the heh?
Timesplitters 2 after eating six chilidogs
Wario Land Shake It, at the fifth boss (weird chef thingy). Got scolded by mom for it, never shat myself while playing vidya ever again.
>>738970921>Playing Gat out of Hell>Stomach hurts but I try to ignore it>Trying to finish a mission I'm on as I start farting up a storm.>Before I can finish it the last fart comes with liquid shit filling my pants>FuckCouldn't be bothered cleaning my underwear so in the dead of night I threw them over to the next door neighbors back yard.
>>738980171I fucking hate when I gamble on a fart and lose but it's just the liquid that comes out before the actual shit but it still smells like shit.I carry a spare underwear in my backpack just for that reason.
Certified American thread
>>738970921Nah but my girlfriend did once while she was playing Sims 1 and didnt want to stop.
One time I constipated for about a week and I got so insanely pissed at an online game that I went to the shitter and forced it out of my body with my sheer anger. Literally blinding pain and blood splattered everywhere in the bowl. Years later my ass still has fissures that didn't heal properly and hurt whenever I stew up.I no longer play competitive games.
>>738982031Why do you shart so often? You should rethink your diet.
>GO TO THE BATHROOM!>YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF!>nah not yehtA classic
Nah, I optimized my diet so I take a shit like once a week.
>>738970921It happens sometimes when I'm real drunk (i often drink when playing games) I think I have a fart going and push it out only for it to be a shart. So yes it has happened that I shart my pants while playing video games.When I drink wine my poop tends to get a bit liquid so that's when it can happen. But I usually notice it happening so I can cut it short and only shart a little bit. Then I change my boxers and possibly pants.
>>738983001literal butthurt over a video game kek
Kinda wish Hanger 13 would have used Demetrius's situation in their marketing for Mafia Derivative Edition and Old Country."You'd rather shit yourself than go to the bathroom and spend time away from our products."Yeah, he's also a retard that would have been shitting himself no matter what game, but what I said isn't untrue.
>>738973557why DK got tiddies
>>738983331How? That doesn't sound healthy.
>>738970921Don't shit your pants
>>738970921I shit myself in a Pizza Hut arcade when I was 8. Not because I wanted to or because sped, but because I had already eaten, was in the arcade waiting for the bathrooms to clear, and every single bathroom in there was taken up for 40 fucking minutes and I was completely full, I literally couldn't hold it any longer. Was too embarrassed to say anything.>>738983331Enjoy your ass cancer you idiot.
>>738976527THERE ARE (YOU)s COMING OUT OF YOUR THREAD
>>738970921Yes, MWII. I had gotten food poisoning from a dodgy chippy and spent the next 12 hours farting liquid every 5-15 minutes.
>>738970921Oh boy, uh... I know it never happened due to fear, at least.I've shit myself maybe twice ever during vidya, and both times were due to me being too busy playing to actually get up and go. Neither time included a FULL dump, just that kind of "squeezing a toothpaste tube" kind of thing and just got a brown streak out of it at the worst. Just completely maxed out, holding it as best I can only for it to not be held in anymore.
This is the most Indian thread of all-time
when i was a kid i had some poo come out while i was jerking it to simpsons porn. but yeah not a game.
>>738970921I sharted while playing Pragmata a few weeks ago.
>>738984671are you fat?
Reminder that this guy is STILL exploding his pants to this day and has somehow gotten worse to the point where he doesn't talk but gurgles.
cs:go in the middle of a comp gameI thought it was just a fart, turned out to be a liquid one. Went right through my underwear and trackies, soaked the seat.had to throw it all out.Finished the game though.
>>738970921When I was younger, my sister would lock me in a closet while she would have weed panties with both my parents worked shits. I had a gameboy advance at the time so I would just play that until it was over. It was probably the closest I've come to closing myself.
As a child in 1st grade or somewhere that early, I pissed myself at the school library computer during lunch rather than prematurely end my brief turn at playing some educational activity-center game. I think I'd had little enough exposure to real vidya of any kind at that point to be genuinely desperately enraptured to get my young hands on one
>>738970921Indian thread
>>738985448>weed pantiesI'm interested in your family's ways
>>738983001Nearly pissed myself reading this. Thanks for the story anon.
Someone posted the dude doing the same thing in his Mafia Old Country video and you can hear him masturbatingIt's much less fun when you realize it's not just a retarded autist, it's a retarded autist with a fetish
>>738970921When playing w3 campaign final mission at the tree of eternity, I did both and also came in my pants I wasn't able to stand for a while so I only clapped from the chair and yelled>KINOOOOOAt the top of my lungs
>>738970921Didn't he shit himself again in a "recent" video? He's still at it.
>>738985749>>738985651
>>738973316It happens to the best of us bro.
