Uncs got raped and gaped by this fat cow back in the day because they were too dumb to figure out rock paper scissors.
did your uncle rape you?
>>738976650Yeah but at least I didn't got raped by a cow
>>738976650>>738977845take that you filthy boomer, fucking unc
miltank tf
its more like they give you shit options and i dont want to use some gay shit to cheese itwho the fuck catches a geodude
>>738976498Yeah just get a literal rock to fight this cow.
>>738976498does that look like a pair of scissors to you
I'm not kidding when I say this fight gave me a fetish.
>>738983247Bruh -- that's just an animal. It'd be like seeing a real cow and going "I need to bone that......"
>>738979116Machop is a shit option? You're crazy.
>>738977845fair, I kneel
>>738976498Milktank EROTIC oughhh, need milktank tf............
>>738983291Have you seen Whitney's milkers?
>>738979116Everyone? Geodude is cool. Would you rather have the ladybug?
>>738983425No I haven't, and I'm still looking for them
my overleveled starter wiped the floor with her on the first try back then
>>738983506not going to bother catching and training a pokemon that literally requires me to make irl friends and buy a link cable just to fucking evolve it.
>>738983619I remember Gold being my first Pokemon game I played (on emulator) and since I was elementary school kid back then, I simply kept leveling my starter (Fearaligatr) until problem was solved. By League time it reached level 75, main problem lied in having enough PP to last for entire league.
>>738983681Your loss.
what lil heffer gon do
>>738979116The same city has a trade for a female Machop, and all you need is a Drowzee to trade, which is a common spawn in the grass directly south of the city.The game can’t make it easier,
Serious question - what made gen II so good? I had a lot of fun with gen II and I as a kid, later less so but still some with gen III and from there it was steady downfall. And it's not nostalgia, tried playing original Crystal at one point later and had just as much fun as back then.Then why?
>>738984020>what made gen II so good?being 8 years old when you played it. objectively its worse than both gens 1 and 3 by a large margin except for graphics and music.
>>738984076>objectivelyYou don't know how to use that word correctly.
I'm gonna need someone to take one for the team and post that gif of miltank slamming her ass on the ground with her pussy visible.
>>738984241I did use it correctly. gens 1 and 3 dont have retarded pokemon distribution, awful unappealing starters, and non existent level scaling like gen 2 does (aka objectively bad game design)
>>738984302So what objective unit of measurement are you validating this objective claim with?Or are you admitting you used the word incorrectly.
>>738984020Visually it's the best game because it's the time they still wanted pokemon to look like monsters instead of friends and they tweaked some of the awkward gen 1 sprites while adding in multiple colors.
>>738984351objectively, you are retarded.
>>738984454>Dodges the questionThanks for confirming you don't know what "objectively" means.
I want to have sex with Miltank while milking it.
>>738984018I'm pretty sure you can also catch a Herecross with Headbutt by that point but its Gen II moveset is pretty dreadful IIRC.
>>738984627Not a fighting move, and Heracross takes nuteral damage from rollout. He also has an awful moveset in gen 2.You'd still be better off using the traded Machop desu, even if it's just for the Gym. It'll level up faster and gets better moves earlier.
>>738976498>Uncs got raped and gaped by this fat cow back in the day because they were too dumb to figure out rock paper scissors.The chinchilla that filtered zoomers
>>738984020best graphics best music
>>738976498>the pokemon type you could get to defeat the gym leaders type easily is conveniently located near the townWhy do the gym leaders cripple themselves like this?
>>738983247>>738983291There are a few fairly hot pics of miltank on e6, for me it gave me the fetish of her dominating the player trainer by fucking him and rolling each time he's almost about to turn the tables on her, like if she's on top she'll roll so he's on top then roll again so he's on bottom until she makes him cum so much he can no longer fight which of course is the loss condition for any pokemon battle
>>738984018I don't want a female Machop, the gay sex would be really awkward.
>>738986447Truth is the game was rigged from the start
>>738986460Gay sex is hot though
>>738983291Yes hallo saar
>>738986025Bro I need to fucking chew on those udders
>>738986447It's like that in most games, you'll very often have one or two Pokemon that are super effective to the next gym on the road leading to it
>>738983247Reminder that Miltank canonically sucks its own udders to heal.
>>738984302>wah muh houndoom and tyranitarget new material
>>738976498nobody had trouble with whitney
>>738976498I never had a problem with this gym leader. This is a fake meme shared only by people who are merely pretending to have actually played these games. The real challenge was getting a scyther at the bug catching competition.
>>738984020>Serious question - what made gen II so good?>Serious>good
>>738987918Tell me more about how Sun/Moon were peak
Lots of pro nuzlockers in this thread
>>738987435t. anybody
>>738976498shoutingisfun
>>738984020actual improvement over previous gen, a thing that has never happen again
>>738984020simply put, sovl
>>738990251
>>738976498Whitney is harder than you'd expect for an early game Pokemon trainer, in the same way some feathers are heavier than others. Rollout can do a lot of damage each turn, and enemies often spend their turn doing no damage with an accuracy decrease move or something.
>>738976498I say this with 100% sinceritythis fight gave me a strong femdom and humiliation fetish. i literally felt like an absolute loser as a kid because of her
Miltank impregnation
