>Can't play vidya without drink
>>738980372ROLLING ROCKON THE ROLLING ROCKER
>>738980372>ROLLING ROCK>ON>THE ROLLING ROCKER!!!!
Alcohol is terrible though
>>738980628okay you abused little pussy faggot
>turn 30>get hungover after a single beer now
>>738980628Based.
Beer tastes awful, I can pretty much drink any type of alcohol except beer
>>738981003Why is every alcoholic like this? Incredibly violent reactions to defend their poison ingestion.
>>738980628You need it to cope with the shit load of fuck in the shitty games that suck ass
>>738982109>Turn 30>Literally anything in my stomach gives me heartburnI want lobbyists outlawed.
>>738982167okay you abused little pussy faggot
>>738982167You don't qualify as human so I don't know why you are talking like your opinion matters.
>>738982172American moment.
>>738982187I think it's funny he's such a bitch that he can't even directly call out the behavior he is whining about. He has to phrase it like a question in a passive aggressive manner because he is just that much of a bitch.
>>738982258Least obvious samefag
>>738982258maybe he'll grow into a real person soon who knows>>738982283lol no
>>738982167take pity, alkies will literally die if they stop drinking too quickly
>>738982167alcoholics beat their wife and children, ofc they're gonna chimp out over whatever little thing
>>738982167You need a beer belly to understand
>>738982258the intent is to get you to question yourself. Defending alcohol consumption is directly comparable to asking to be cucked. >n-no I like the make-me-slow-and-stupid poison juice!
>tfw kindled enough that even just one non-alcoholic corona noticeably brings my mood and energy downI ain't gonna tell y'all not to drink but, especially if you're young, please treat that shit with twice as much respect than you think you already do. Luckily I still somehow got out with basicslly no lasting liver damage, but it seems I still irreversibly fried my brain's capacity to process it. I never would even got black out drunk, I hated that shit, but I was pretty consistent with two 7-9% abv drinks a night over a seven year period. Enjoy it while it lasts dudes and take fucking breaks, because your bodies will eventually take some kind of revenge.
>>738982441you're the kind of person who thinks people shouldn't take anti depressants, surely>wah wah you shouldn't improve your current mental situation if possible, just raw dog the cruelty that is the reality of the current world wahlife is short you faggot, do whatever you want, stop letting societal "norms" decide what you really want
>>738980372>can't get hard without my waifus being blacked
>>738982509Antidepressants make depression worse once the high wears off
>>738982476I just drink once a week, 200ml of whiskey with ginger ale over like 6 hours while I play vidya, 29, never even had a hangover
>>738982534and without that high you're closer to killing yourself than ever, going with the flow doesn't help if you don't have the mindset to improve yourself, with meds it's possible.and OF COURSE without meds it's possible too, but just unbelievabley harder
if alcohol makes you feel bad, stopif it makes you feel good, what's the fucking problem?you have to be a useless fucking retard to become dependent on it, have some self control and it can make your life so much better
>>738982509that's a lot of strawmanning off of an incorrect base. I think people should live happily, alcohol is literally just a poison and the only joy it creates is from sugar, then the alcohol makes you forget that joy. Literally just eat some snacks instead, you will at least be able to play online games in that state without ruining it for others
>>738982664cool, I don't play online games, I live happily alongside occasional alchohol intake
>>738981003Alcoholics are the real pussies, abusing something so weak and reversible. You should be using methamphetamine like a man.
>>738982353>alcoholics beat their wife and childrenNot into mind-altering substances, but this is objectively based.
>>738982701>>738982664also there's no sugar in spirits, a, which is all I drink>>738982706kek
>>738982598Problem is A. My dad is angry with itB. My mum is... touchy with itC. My brother is suicidal with itAnd D. My cousin thought it would be funny to nearly drown me while under the influence. Plud it tastes awful. I've had nothing but bad times with it
uncs really use to think this goofy ahh dork was the funniest nigga on planet earth lmaooooo
>>738982761Sounds like your family has a genetic predisposition to being fucking retards under the influence, no need to spoil the fun for everyone else.
>>738982761then don't drink it, but thank you for being an example of exactly what I've been talking about, no hate intended
>>738982706This but unironically. Getting psychotically angry at a video game while on stimulants is a powerful experience
>>738982167sunk cost fallacy. They cannot be proven wrong or prove themselves wrong because their ego will die in agony
>>738982167>>738982324>>738982353trvke
>tastes bad>makes you stupid>makes you feel awful afterwardReally selling this very poorly
>>738982954>tastes badthat's like saying food tastes bad you disingenuous cuck>makes you stupiddrink less>makes you feel awful afterwarddrink less
>>738982985Ethanol burns your esophagus. It isn't pleasant
>>738980372it's kinda weird for a stereotypical nerd character with a pen pocket protector to chug beers all the time
>>738983027spicy food does the same, it's called preference, I think it tastes great and the feeling is more akin to using mouthwash than actual burning, which is very satisfying
>>738982516kek
I'm abstinent for half a year now, we can all make it bros
>>738983120Good work, bro-hoshi.
>>738982165Most beer isn't beer just faggy piss water hipsters accidentally invented by fucking up the brewing process and gaslighting everyone into thinking its some new trendy thing. It should be drank warm and taste like nice home made bread. If it doesn't its not beer. If you don't like bread then beer legitimately isn't your thing, which is fine, but don't judge it based on the fact 99.9% of it isn't real beer. Your only option for the real thing in america is yuengling pretty much.
>>738983053spicy food doesnt murder your gut bacteria
>>738983339With certain heart conditions, you can't eat spicy food, but I still agree with you about alchies.
>>738980628You're not supposed to drink 100% ethanol, retard.
>>738983528if you're drinking less than 98% you're a faggot
>HAHA SOO DRUNK>BRO SO DIZZY WOAHHHH>UGH FEELING SAD HEH, DRINK THE DRUNKalcohol is for faggots, ever wonder why they act like they suck dick for a living?
>>738983643sorry you went to a gay bar
>>738982167cognitive dissonance, they know deep down they are retards ruining their life and poisoning themselves so any reminder of that causes instant seethe.
I'm at AVGN season 7. The season he did after the movie. Noticeable downgrade in quality, does it get worse or stay around the same for a few more seasons?
>>738982509>>wah wah you shouldn't improve your current mental situation if possible, just raw dog the cruelty that is the reality of the current world wah lmao, you're such an insecure fag. does the alkie need a sippy to deal with his buttmad?
>>738982353this is such an epic tiktok own bro
>>738980372weed is 100x superior for gaming though (and basically everything else besides trying to fuck a bitch for the first time)
>>738982509most anti depressants are chemical castrationyou shouldnt take them but not for the gay made up reasons youre talking about. a beer and a joint are unironically way less harmful and much more enjoyable
>>738983761It's all downhill from here.Have you seen the movie? I can't bring myself to do it.
>>738982476>two 7-9% abv drinks a night over a seven year periodi highly doubt you have any problems in your brain or otherwise from just that. doctors basically recommend 1-1.5 glasses of 12% wine per night.
>>738983694Only faggots are sorry for shit they didnt do.
>>738983908>goes to a gay bar>calls other people fagslol
>>738982706yep, its literally THE miracle drug.>instantly solves depression>instantly solves boredom>instantly solves low self esteem>instantly solves social anxiety>instantly solves obesity>gives you insane energy and motivation>makes gaming fucking amazing>makes gooning fucking amazing>makes literally any activity feel like more fun than you've ever had without meth and it's not even closeif you're smart enough to dose only once a day, take sleeping pills at night, and keep up with hydration/meals you can avoid all of the downsides too. Not that I do that, I'd rather stay up for multiple days straight tweaking out because its so fucking good and Im not a pussy.
>>738983908so you did go to a gay bar?
>tfw not a single person in my extended family drinks except for one cousinvery glad I didn't get the alcoholic gene, just don't like it simple as
>>738982509Antidepressants are just legally distinct meth after you strip all the corpolawyer speak from the wiki pages on them. This is why its illegal to have them without a script because niggas will sell them to junkies. Its fucking amazing how they managed to completely relabel 'withdrawal from meth' with medical jargon to explain why ceasing use abruptly is bad lmao.
>>738983957>>738983991See what I mean guys? All this gay talk, insufferable. Can't deal with being sober so they deflect with reddit tier humor.
>>738984138you brought up the guys and the gays fella
>>738984138>Goes to gay bars>admits he browses redditOof.
>>738982167Dude weed bros are worse
>>738980372I always end up watching random bullshit on youtube when i drink instead of playing vidya.
>>738980372Drugs, alcohol, tats, piercings, and rap/hiphop are for fags.
How the FUCK do I gain more tolerance? I black out after two beers.
>>738983761It just stays pretty bad unfortunately. That movie really did suck every ounce of soul out of him.
>>738980372>Can't play vidya
>>738987454You just need to drink some more, maybe with friends. I'll take you out for a drink anon, I'll even pay.
Fucking nearly made it 7 days without drinking but I'm getting the itch real bad now bros. I work hard all week and love spending my Saturday drinking and playing vidya but I'm trying to cut back and it's torture. Help.
When I was a kid, I always figured beer was the easy entry-level beverage and liquor would be the hard one. I remember some book in reading class describing a teenager trying whiskey and how it burned his throat and almost made him gag.In reality, beer tastes like the rotten, disgusting beverage it is until you get a "taste" for it and shit like whiskey and rum even straight from the bottle is more like just some beverage with a bite to it.
>reasons to never drink>this threadglad I never fell for the poisonpill
>>738982109i cant get drunk
>>738987305sameMostly i listen to music or watch dumb shit. I think it's because I tell myself I can't focus on anything "serious" while drinking, so automatically write vidya off because I'm normally playing CRPGs or the like. I need a new multiplayer shooter than I can turn my brain off to
>tfw liked beer from the first moment I tasted itCan'tr relate to anyone saying you need to "get a taste" for it. Just drink what you likealcohol-free beer doesn't taste the same, btw. It's a cope
>>738987806can I drink with (You), anon?
>>738982172You have GERD. Get meds for it before it burns a hole in your throat and kills you.
>>738987454drink slower then
>>738983860The movie is more boring than bad imo.
>>738980491>>738980573it's shit rock
>>738989451Depends. Do you also pass out after 2 beers?
>>738992604no, I'm a seasoned drinker
>>738981003what a faggot, drink more you addict
>>738992917Then I'm not paying.
>>738983851Why do you think you know what you’re talking about, anon?
>>738980372>can't function without having my ten tall boys per night
>>738992604>pass out after 2 beers You just need to drink MORE, anon. After about 5 beers, you’ll be wired as fuck since the BAC spike will cause a very pleasurable endorphin rush. Then afterwards you will get very grumpy unless you keep drinking. Then once you’ve blacked out and entered into a low-functioning fugue state, you will wake up the next day and do it again every day for the next 10 years as a way to deal with the pain. And then you will die a painful death.
>>738980372ADHD
>>738993007that's okay, Mr Bond, I'll buy my own
>>738982167shut you you sound like a pussy ass faggot
Last for not purposely killing yourself by ingesting poison
>Bigass Leffe Blonde with greasy as shit meat and frech fries
>>738980573I've never seen an AVGN video. And I don't particularly feel a need to.
>Try a beer>It tastes like how I imagine shit rock tastes>Never have alcohol againDunno seems like a product for retards who want to kill themselves.
>>738996146>blondebased>leffemeh you could do better
>>738980372same, man.....
>used to browse porn every day>now restricting myself to only do it on weekends>used to have a glass of water at my desk>moved it out in the kitchen so i have to get up to drinki am becoming a monk
>>738980628Yea
>only drink because weed is still illegal in my churchfag state>have to choose drinks carefully or I'll drink one can and gain like 800 calories>most just taste average at best, but bloat youI don't know why I'm doing this man
How we holding up, bros? Anyone else got pain in the upper right quadrant?
>>738997149No lolUnfuck your life before your liver dies retard
>>738997076>Miller Light>Wild Turkey 101There. Just take a nip off the turkey and have a can of the ML. Now you don't have to cry about calories and you'll stop thinking about goynip.
>>738980372>Can't drink without playing vidya
>>738982109>turn 30>become sleepy after a few drinks
So what are you at lads? I used to drink 15 beers or 15 shots of liquor every night, now I'm more at 10 more or less
>>738996589What are you waiting for? Nintendo to make one?
>usaians have beer that's even blander than budweiserjust drink water at that point
drink>want to go outside right away, want to be social, meet new people, music sounds amazing, games feel amazing, tv shows feel amazing>don't drinkstay home and force some dopamine out of video games, binge food and get fatAround last year of college I started doing vodka and scotch shots right when I woke up, I almost became the most popular guy at school. I just wish I didn't need 4 beers of 7 shots of vodka to get tipsy, I can feel my body getting sicker.
>>738980372What were they drinking?!
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>739001418I want to lick her stinky gamer girl armpits
I need to learn to be happy without drugs or alcohol
>>739001903>I need to be happynever gonna make it
>>738980628Muslim detected
>enjoy a beer or two every now and then while relaxing >/v/irgins: "wow okay alcoholic. Enjoy your DEATH!"What's wrong with you faggots? My aunt recently gifted me a beer machine dispenser and I can get a perfectly poured ice cold pint whenever I want. It's great.I feel sad for the 19 year old faggots on this board who can't appreciate the taste of a nice beer with dinner or a movie. Also calling someone an alcoholic for beer is so funny, who underage do you need to be to get blasted on that weak shit?
>"I-I don't like the taste!"They make beer for you too homo
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