Here's your Elden Ring adaptation, bro.For those who don't know this character is like 10 feet tall in the original.
>>738983689>Omens on the surfaceWhat? She had them either killed or thrown into the sewers.
>>738983689If you watch this movie, you deserve every injustice that ever goes your way.
>>738983689FROM regularly makes niggas inexplicably tall purely for hitbox reasons, they're a gameplay-first developer.
>>738984130Little bro, she literally doesn't appear in the game. She is 10 feet tall because she's a God, not because she's a boss.
>>738984186she's tall so she aesthetically matches the inexplicably large boss niggas, elder bronot to mention this is a random set photo, who knows if they'll upsize her in the actual movie
>>738984248
>>738984248>she's tall so she aesthetically matches the inexplicably large boss niggasBy this exact logic she should be tall in the movie to match the DemigodsUNLESS they are all small as fuck in the movie, in which case the movie is -1000000000/10 by default
>>738983689After defeating Godrick, his torso is the same size as the players on the floor. The sizes of bosses is an abstraction, not a factual representation of their size. Radahn is probably not much bigger than his horse.
>>738984530That poor horsey :(
>>738983689>For those who don't know this character is like 10 feet tall in the original.>somehow greenscreens and post processing doesn't apply to Elden Ring movie and character will look exactly like on fake pics from redditThey'll upscale the shit out of her.
>>738983689>they knew they could never do the already explained lore any justice in a mere one and half hour movie>instead couldve just done a little self-contained story in the elden ring universe that explains some things about the setting that hadnt been expanded upon yet >nope full speed ahead, just make a worse version of the story that already exists and everyone knows how it ends
>>738983689Who casted Greta Thunberg as Marika?
>>738984590>>738984248You guys better show up when the movie releases and they don't do this so I can point at you and ridicule your coping
I have a strong feeling the movie is gonna suck ass, I feel like fromsoft stories work because they're in game format and you uncover things yourself
>>738983689Isn't this just younger or teenager Marika?
>>738983689>British directorits already woke
>>738984617I'm confident you can discern the entire story based on this one shitty potentially fake snapshot from the set
>>738983689>shoesRUINED
What a disgrace, why couldn't they find a 10ft tall actress to play her? This is a slight against 10ft tall women. If there's any 10ft tall women in this thread please post your phone number so that I can remonstrate with you
>>738983689Anon, you know 10 foot tall women don't exist, right?
>>738983689Can't even get her hairstyle right which is one of her sexiest features. Shameful display.
>>738984949Nuh-uh, they've gotta be real, and they all want to princess carry me and call me a good boy
>>738983689So is this going to be how a powerful racist white woman is mean to minorities and how omens have families n shit?
>>738983689AI slop. Apples doesn't look like this
>>738984530>DOOD, ONE OF THE 10 TRILLION CHARACTERS IS SMALL THEREFORE IT'S OK TO SHOW ALL CHARACTERS AS SMALLAre you like 2 years old? What the fuck is this argument?
I'm screencapping all trannies who cope that they will upscale the characters in the actual movie btw
>>738983689>character is like 10 feet talltoo video gamey
Why does Elden Ring need a movie or a Fortnite spinoff or a bunch of other tie-in nonsense? How can any Souls fan with dignity accept this franchise becoming slop for normalfags?
>>738985783whenever gamers go "WE WANT MORE" corpos think "oh like all this secondary bullshit? got it"
>>738983689At least they didn't cast Ellen Page as Radahn
>>738984949What does this have to do with the fact that this character, who is 10 feet tall in canon, is small as fuck in the movie?
Now with niggers n shieet, fromtendo fans eatin good
>>738983689who asked for this shit?
schizo thread
>>738985146That's an avocado, retard.
>DOOD, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING WE SHOULD DO WHILE ADAPTING A GAME BY THE GUY WHO IS FAMOUS FOR LIKING BARE FEMALE FEET?>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUH......... WELL............... LET'S HAVE ALL FEMALES WEAR SHOES!!! THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING IDEA , AM I RIGHT???What the fuck happened with Hollywood?
>>738985146>what is a pear
>>738986752>>738986775kek
>>738984130>gameplay-first developer.AHAHAHAHAHAHAno
>>738986763It's always been garbage
>>738983689I thought Marika was supposed to be sexually attractive, like some fertilty goddess that men can't help but want to impregnate? That looks like a weak brat.Or is this Miquella?If it's Miquella than I'd fuck him yeah.
>>738985146Retard those are dog eggs.
>>738986547Oh, so you've seen the movie already?
A didn't know they were doing an Elden ring movieis it gonna have gay incest?
>>738985146thats a wumpa retard
>>738987363Dogs aren't mammals so they don't lay eggs.
>>738985783arcane/edgerunners and their consequences
>>738984949Tall women dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f25TH8IW38c
>>738987570And you'd still have to CGI them to make them 10ft in the movie. Your point?
>>738984760> potentially fake snapshotalready coping? >I'm confident you can discern the entire storyjust because you´re a ignorant fool doesn´t mean that everybody´s a sucker and has to wait until the inevitable trainwreck hits the cinemascreens. We got the dungeater setpiece already, we see Marika pics, we saw also the negroes on set and if you´ve seen one of the studio A24 movies, you can already tell it´s gonna be a pozzed retell of what the game itself told us already via the item descriptions. The movie will end like the movie, the tarnished will set Marika free of the fangs of the Elden Beast.
>>738983689She was a normal numan at first. Hopefully this is from a flashback
>>738987462The burden of proof is on you.
>>738987935Alright, I'm buying a dog and breeding it.I'll repost this thread in exactly one year, meet me there and I'll tell you if impregnated dogs lay eggs.
>>738987462Next you're going to tell me that dogs don't have shells and that they walk faster than one mile per week.
>>738987808You're not going to believe this, but movies have been made with giant people in them long before computers existed.
>>738983689Don't expect it to be good I expect it to blow.
>>738988121You're not going to believe this, but 10 foot tall women didn't exist in those times, either.
>>738988219Movies aren't real.
He will bring a bit of class to the Dung Eater role.>swills martini around>"That's right dear*sips* I love to eat shit"
>>738988284Neither are videogames.
It´s always the same shit, the game which kids play the most will turn into a movie. Unfortuneately, ER sold so much that suddenly the Jews @commiefornia saw the free sheckles on the wall and had to follow their instincts of tainting something beloved. It´s in their nature to be subversive shitters and try to milk normgoys.Have you seen the plebs at reddit foaming at their mouth when the news came of a ER movie? They gloated over the fact that A24 will do the movie adaption of the game. Some recommended the green knight. Gave it a go and I have to tell you, it´s pretty images sprinkeled with the average jewish subversion in between. >hero is a poojeet>mother of hero is a half negress>uncle, the king, is a old and feeble white male, ofc>story only works if you turn off your brain>hero is the rat archetype, does not fight, is a spineless faggot who wants to be heroic>all the characters he meets are a bunch of white hillbilly thieves, a ghost of a raped and killed white woman, by the aforementioned thieves, a mystery meat witch which tries her hardest to look white and her gayfaggot husband who is absolutely based but also a faggot>in the end, the "hero" reaches his destination>what if sequence starts, how his life would turn out without honor>suddenly hes back and decides, yepp, i die without a fight for muh honorit was the worst art film i´ve seen in my life. for the last 5 mins i thought of a worse movie than this shit but i cant find anything. ER will be vaporware, the normies will eat it up like cum though and probably beg for more.
>>738983689>shoesdropped
>>738988219A 6 foot 8 woman can be made to look 10 feet tall quite easily on film.
>>738983778>She had them either killed or thrown into the sewers.Only royals. Low born omend got their horns cut off
>>738988625So your solution is to use camera tricks to make a woman who is not 10ft appear as if she's 10ft?
>>738986547>>738983689You're acting like they should have cast a 10 foot tall actress and those do not exist. It sounds like you just want to complain.
>>738988625A woman who's 5 feet tall can be made 500 feet tall on film. The height of the actress is fucking irrelevant you schizo.
>>738989424are you retarded on purpose or is it just that you got dropped on the head?
Stop beating around the bush and start posting 10 foot tall fictional women already fags
>>738984530>>738985406Morgott shrinks too.
>>738988658>>738983778Honestly if that's supposed to be Leyndell it's kinda weird for random om*n kids to be laying around, Marika's first reflex would be to send the om*n killers on their asses
Welcome back Khaleesi
>>738983689>>738983778>two braids>horned kids in the openShe's probably not a Goddess yet in the OP pic.
>>738988327the crazed caca connoisseur...
who asked for this?
>>738983689I am willing to lay money on this prediction:The show will be terrible, it will butcher the lore and the setting. Normies will love it and it will be popular.
>>738983689Marika's tits they're small
>>738989779No, he doesn't. He's still huge.
>>738991337It's not a show, it's a movie by the guy who made 10 trillion movies about men being bad
>>738991845but he loses all his gains
>>738991895Your point being, retard? The point is that in the original the character is 10 feet tall, while in this movie she is small as fuck and that's bad. Anything unclear about this?
From took full ownership of the ER IP less than a year before the DLC so they're probably required by investors to "expand" it
>>738990438either that or Alex Garland is a retarded lorelet
>>738983689i don't care because im not going to watch it.when they announced the movie i knew that it was gonna be made for normies and retards
>>738991942maybe she hasn't gotten HUGE yet
>>738992023B-but he played a hundred gazillion hours of Elden Ring!
>>738988725Dude, I'm gonna tell you something that is gonna blow your mind - did you know that movies are 100% tricks and 0% real?
>>738990345do we have reports yet of all those kids getting named after her getting bullied in school, or is it too early for that?
>>738992201So you agree it doesn't matter how tall the actress is?
>>738985783>Fortnite spinoffNightreign >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ERDont @ me
>>738992307correct, it doesn't. the problem is, in that scene, you can clearly see how she is relatively small when compared to the tables and the fruit baskets behind her, implying that she is about 150-170cm in height.
>>738992386What scene? Are you talking about the BTS photo in the OP?
>>738992464yeah, the scene that photo depicts. it looks like a generic game of thrones, witcher or rings of power scene.you just know the movie is going to be abysmal. you can screencap this post.
>>738992670>movies are 100% tricks and 0% real>but this single photo is 100% accurateok retard
why would I ever watch this lmao
>>738992774>he has never looked at production photos of witcher or rings of powerit's almost cute how naive you are
>>738992873>doesn't address the pointI accept your concession.
>>738985783>fortnite spinoffIt's good, made by the devs, carries on the torch>movieJews, since the rise of Hollywood, Jews take biannualy games which will be sacrificed to Moloch. The first Super Mario bros movie from the 90ties. The og mortal kombat or sf movies. Uwe bolls resident evil trash. And so on. There isn't one single decent movie based on a game which might be worth seeing and elden ring movie will carry on this tradition.it comes out, people praise it despite being another mediocre shit and 2 months later it will be forgotten.
>>738993035your point was addressed and declared irrelevant, since production photos have been proven to be a reliable indicator into the quality of the production.I remember when retards like you came out of the woodwork and went>no way the penis armour is going to be in the witcher show like we saw it in the pictures! they are surely gonna CGI something over them or somethingand then the retarded plastic penis armor was 1 to 1 in the show, without any editing.like I said, screencap my post, anon: they will not make marika large.it's because fantasy movie makers are absolute incompetent nepo-retards who hate source material. you will learn this one day.
>>738993297>There isn't one single decent movie based on a game which might be worth seeingWrong. Metal Gear Solid 4 was a great movie.>worth seeingOh, nevermind.
>>738993312So the point in >>738992201 was completely irrelevant? Again, I accept your concession.
>>738983689Lol I noticed the frail noodle arms and the golden cuffs literally squeezing the blood out of them first. I dont think Marika was a muscle mommy but surely she would've looked more... hardy? Robust? This is a totally average woman and I could just as easily imagine her in the gallery staring on at the goddess in awe.
>>738991889Oh cant wait for the greater will to be a manifestation of the Patriarchy and see Marika destroy it. *snap* *snap*
>>738993413What concession? You just admitted to losing the argument like the retard that you are. Thanks for that, btw. It's not often that low IQ morons like you actually wisen up a little.
>>738993451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ec47-RwFsMYeah, going by the Marika model she's a fairly mesomorphic woman. A fairly toned build. The actress is a bit too lean to get the same vibe.
>>738994003Her ass is too big for modern audiences
>>738993754You came in claiming that movies are 100% tricks and then argued that they're not going to use tricks. You're nothing but a contrarian faggot.And by the way, the movie is not going to suck because of a midget Marika. It's going to suck due to a laughable script, terrible cinematography, awful special effects and phoned-in acting. Focusing on a single photo is autistic as fuck.
Malenia?
>>738983689They didn't raceswap her with some disgusting punjabi brownoid so they're already doing good enough. Probably helps that Miyazaki has some of his guys watching over the movie production so they don't pull a Netflix on him.>this character is like 10 feet tall in the original.I don't think they can afford to have 7/8ths of the actors shoved into a green screen room to pretend to be giant while the other 1/8th have to pretend the rest of the characters are on screen with them.
>>738995239>I don't think they can afford to have 7/8ths of the actors shoved into a green screen room to pretend to be giant while the other 1/8th have to pretend the rest of the characters are on screen with them.Why does it matter what they can afford and what they can't? The point is that ER is supposed to have giant characters and if it doesn't have them - it's slop for trannies
>>738983689lol who cares, the movie's gonna suck no matter how lore accurate this whore is
