HOLY SHIT!
what does X.B.O.X. stand for?
As a submissive female woman the extra impact added by the capitalization made me squirt. So masculine and commanding.
>>738984335Xtreme Body Odour stankX
>>738984335xherboon owns xhuds
>XBOX formerly known as Xbox
This is an XBOX
>>738984346>female woman
I genuinely think Microsoft should come up with some bullshit to name their next console the XBOX 7 and just shit on Playstation by being one number ahead from now on. I think the retarded naming conventions have done serious damage to their brand more than anything
>>738984762>xbox>xbox 360>xbox one>xbox one x>xbox series s>xbox series xyep, that's 6 consoles right there.
>>738984762>XBOX 420>XBOX 67If they want to appeal to a young audience you know it's going to happen.
>>738984856>>738984862they should simultaneously release XBOX 6 and XBOX 7, like how they did s and x
>>738984762it's gonna be some gay shit like xbox cloud
>>738984179Welcome... TO XBOX
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
>>738984179This is a gamechanger
XBOX go home
>does nothing of substance>saves the brand
>>738984179I hope they follow in Facebook's footsteps and just start rebranding every 10 months, because the name is surely the reason they are losing customers. It's the Oculus! No, it's the Oculus Quest! No, Meta! No, Meta Oculus! No, Meta Quest! No, Meta Horizons!
>>738984179All the gamers at the biweekly gamer meeting are going to be so stoked when I share the news.
>>738984179from nogames to NOGAMES
>>738984179XBOX HUEG LETTERS
>>738984335It's just a box that runs DirectX
>>738984179X BON XIV IT TO YA
>>738984179they are shadowdropping the new XBOX a week before GTAVI
why is an awards show doing promotions?
>>738984179Real if huge
>>738984346She she she shemale
>>738985725>awards showlol
>>738984335XBOXBOXOFX(BOX)
>>738985725This is the games industry, everyone is just a freelance marketing department.
>>738986068ALL OF THE DAY BRO
>>738984179>water>w a t e r
>>738986202>water>water 2>wat3r>w4ter>THE WATER
>>738984179I kneel...!!
>>738986230>water (2026)
>>738986230Your meme is out of dateNowadays you would have Water 2 and 3 again at the end
xbox be like
>>738986230>...>Water 18>Water 19>h 20
>>738986230>water remake (2016)>watER;birth>water>watER;hydraded>wat3R
XBOX 720 goooo!
>>738986251Those are saved for the remakes
>>738986306>Rehydratedfuck
>>738986357Isn't that literally the title of the Spengbab game remaster?
>>738984179To be honest, I never knew how to write Xbox. Xbox does look weird. XBox looks even weirder. XBOX is too big and scary. Every version just looks a little off.
>>738986381jesus fuck you're rightlmao
>>738984335Xenos Breeding Operation Xoxo( alien isolation 2 will be the spearhead of XBOX )
>>738986440What about X—BOX powered by chatgpt
>>738986440>XBOX is too big and scaryGOOD
>>738985725>awards showadvertising show*
>>738984335Xero Boner 0 Xnogames
They need to commit to the all caps branding and make all their hardware massive and in your face
better not see ANYONE deadname XBOX from this day forward
>>738986440>XBOX is too big and scary
>>738986572
i invented XBOX
>>738986495then why do we spend 6 months of the year with everyone discussion online focusing on what the dorito shill will name/did name goty. it's obviously all a paid marketing event
>>738984924I reckon they probably would release the XBOX 6, just so they can do it before Sony releases the PlayStation 6.Never underestimate the petty games corpos play behind closed doors.
>>738986784Because zoomers are retarded sheep who somehow still haven't realized there are hundreds of publicatiosn giving out GOTY awards
>>738984335Xylophonic Beyblade Omega Xtinction
>>738986784Same reason why this board will be 95% GTA when that launches. Most of this board's userbase is normalfags and failed normalfags.
>>738984856You forgot the Xbox One S
>>738984335XboxBe smart, buy an XboxOf course, we love the XboxXbox
>>738984856the real crazy part is that the people involved got paid mid 6 figure salaries to come up with shiti think xbox 360 is actually good name, and i agree with their estimation that consumers will think xbox 2 is worse than ps3, but they went full retard after that. why not call it xbox 540, xbox 720 and 1080 after that lol just why keep it simple
To simplify the name and avoid consumer confusion, XBOX is now BOX
>>738984179sovless vs sovl
>>738984179What did Microsoft mean by this?
>>738984335XenoBlade chrOnicles X
>>738984856>>xbox one>>xbox one x>>xbox series s>>xbox series xThese are so bad. I really want to see the picture of the moron who decided to go with these names.
>>738984335Big Black Xbock
>>738984476>>738985839I mean, yes, maybe not encourage the anon but it also seems like you didn't get the joke
>>738984856>>xbox>>xbox 360>>xbox oneokay i get it>xbox one x>xbox series s>xbox series xwhat the fuck were they thinking
A very bold move.
>>738990327if they genuinely thought 2 vs 3 was a problem then why the fuck did they name it xbox 1 instead? that's even worse than 2
>>738984179IT'S HUEEEEEEEEG
>>738990829I actually understand their fucktarded naming scheme but I am aware I'm the exception to the norm with my ability to decode fucktardation like this.>Xbox One: the OG model>Xbox One X: the mid-generation refresh>Xbox One S: the cheapo trash variant>Xbox Series X: the next gen model, not a mid-gen refresh cuz fuck you>Xbox Series S: the next gen cheapo trash variantIf you want a real doozey, try to decipher whatever the fuck USB Implementers Forum is doing. Their retroactive renaming especially, USB 3.0 is USB 3.1 Gen 1 is USB 3.2 Gen 1. Also now it's USB 4, but the next version is USB 4 2.0.
>>738991067Don't forget the colors.>Blue means 3.0.>But can also mean 3.1 or 3.2.>Red means 3.2 but also will power stuff when not turned on.
>>738991067>mfw I just went through a bunch of old cables
>>738991196The connector side is a little simpler than that. The blue marks the 3.0 connector as it was designed to be backwards-compatible with 2.0 ones, where the 3.0 ones have extra pins needed for the higher throughput standards. The A type was elegantly designed, but everything else had to have an extension slapped on top of it.There's also the whole clusterfuck of miniUSB, microUSB as USB-IF fruitlessly tried to catch up with the progressing miniaturization, and the exceedingly rare variants back when the host-guest negotiation was meant to be defined by the connector itself and not the protocol. Then Type C was designed which alleviated all of those issues, as well as essentially integrating two USB 3 connectors into one.That's where the 2x2 protocol standards come in, as you can now basically double the throughput. Though here you need the host, client and the cable to support it to reach those speeds, and that's the true issue with understanding the protocol version differences.The "U" in "USB" stands for "Universal", and it truly is, as the devices using USB will manage to communicate with each other even if you try and connect a USB 4 device to a USB 2.1 only device or vice versa. Once those bare minimum four pins make the contact, the magic of the protocol happens and things just work.
>>738984335
>>738984762I never owned xbox so I lost track of shit they released after 360, no idea which is which was a completely new gen and which was just pro versionit's worse than Wii/WiiU situation and someone gets paid millions to come up with this naming
>>738984937It's going to be a PC/console hybrid
>>738991726They're walking back on that and removing Steam /3rd-party store support.
>>738984476Well, there are a lot of non-female women on /v/ nowadays
>>738991852No they didn't lol.
>>738986784because it's funny
>>738984179This is just Shiki and SHIKI all over again
>>738984179Beautiful design push asap
>>738992437dangerously low IQ post
>>738991067>USB 2 has no powerwhat is powering the LEDs on my mouse then?
>>738995764your faith in The One True Lord
>>738995764Power Delivery, USB PD. It's the modern standard for USB-C that can deliver 45W, 65W, 100W and so on. If you have a laptop that you charge with USB-C, or a fast charging smartphone, it'll need USB PD or some other high wattage charging protocol. That requires electronic negotiation between the two connected devices and an appropriately specced cable, so both your device and the charger need to support it as well. USB 2 and USB 3.0 still have the standard passive 5V/2A power delivery, and that's what powers those USB gadgets since forever.
>>738984179K
>>738984179I SAID XBOX
>>738991012the whole entertainment industry was going through a "Franchise: One" or just "Franchise" naming convention around that time. Microsoft thought they had a HELL of a banger going from the Xbox "all around/all encompassing" to the Xbox "only one ya need"
>>738986230>water: the revenge
>>738984335Xir Buys Only Xhit
>Xbox>Xbox 360>Xbox One>Xbox One S>Xbox One X>Xbox Series S>Xbox Series X>XBOX
