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Anonymous

05/16/26(Sat)05:44:02 No.738985115

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Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)05:44:02 No.738985115 Archived

>saves the princess multiple times
>never get rewarded with sex

what's the point?

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)05:50:53 No.738985298

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)05:50:53 No.738985298

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Son, Princess Peach is metaphorical. Princess Peach is cockney slang for Mary Jane. Don't ask me how I don't ask about its origins. they're dark and mysterious.

Every Mario game is just him on one of his mushroom trips after a hard day at the demolition site. The construction site. the beer distributor's. or what have you . A guy's got to unwind.

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)05:53:26 No.738985351

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)05:53:26 No.738985351

>>738985115
>I only do good things when I expect a reward
You're a sociopath.

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)05:54:17 No.738985375

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)05:54:17 No.738985375

What is sex?

Anonymous
05/16/26(Sat)05:55:53 No.738985419

Anonymous 05/16/26(Sat)05:55:53 No.738985419

>>738985115
Maybe he would prefer eating a delicious homemade cake to sex, have you ever considered that?