I used to have a save file for the PSP Crisis Core just to watch this cutscene over and over again:https://youtu.be/1KxjGn30PDA?si=QXcZBcx3JWXL9-0cI have every single line and shot memorized to a T. It's the single coolest thing Square Enix had ever produced, to me at least.
>>738987398There is nothing cool about Genesis.
>>738987437That's OK. What are your favorite vidya cutscenes, anon?
I never finished Crisis Core because I couldn't beat Genesis
>>738987398I was obsessed with this cutscene aswell.Coolest shit I had ever seen
>>738987398I look like Sephiroth IRL.And thats why I call myself Reverion, Vengeance Incarnate
>>738987731Right? Whichever team was in charge struck fucking gold with that one
>>738987398>?si=QXcZBcx3JWXL9-0cfuck off glownigger
>>738987398>you showed up>you sure know how to throw a party. no food, no drinks and the only babe just left>my sincerest apologies. I was so eager to see you I couldn't make preparations for the bash>whatever, it's been a year since we last met. how about a kiss from your little brother? or better yet, how about a kiss from THIS?>so this is what they call a heartwarming family reunion>you got that right
>>738987843sharing on phone does that
>>738987965Another sick one, whole franchise peaked right there
>>738987398>... and the stinky pigmy too
You know I used to think advent children was the coolest shit ever when I was a teenager even though I never played the og 7 at that time. Then I played Crisis core and thought that was cool as shit too. Then I played. Og 7 around 26 yrs old and appreciated it for what it is and thought it was a very good game.Then I played FF7 remake and realized advent children and crisis core is responsible for this questionable remake
>>738988010DMC3 is the prime example of the purest, most sincere form of cringekino. It's so unashamed of itself it loops back to being genuinely memorable.>give me that>no way, you've got your own. what are you gonna do with all that power huh? no matter how hard you try you're never gonna be like father>you're wasting time!>in each of us flows his blood but more importantly his soul and now my soul is saying it wants to stop you!>hahahaha... unfortunately our souls are at odds>and we're supposed to be twins>twins... right
>>738987398TELL ME, FOR WHOM DO YOU SIMP
>>738987398There is nothing not cool about Genesis.
>>738987398>The message just repeats. Regret, Regret, Regret.>Catchy, any idea what it mean?>DEAR HUMANITY WE REGRET BEING ALIEN BASTARDS, WE REGRET COMING TO EARTH AND WE MOST DEFINITELY REGRET THAT THE CORPS JUST BLEW UP OUR RAGGEDY ASS FLEET (HOO RAH)
>>738987398https://youtu.be/Mr2Wj_AkpPM
>>738987965>for the bash I love the way he says that
>>738987398Do musicals count?>What's this I hear?>What wonderous thing?>Is this the DEFCON klaxon's ring?>A flashing light>Above the door! >There's just one thing it could mean>War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrHs4Oy6ivk
>>738987398Honestly there are not many cutscenes I truly likehttps://youtu.be/t3XGVWdInAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTONwIzHhtw
FORGET IT!THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING KAIRI'S HEART!
>>738987437That's no way to talk to a hero
>>738987398Square’s CG cutscenes from 1997 until around 2013 were always 10/10. I don’t know why they don’t hit the same way now.
>>738990670You just follow the cheese crumbs to the mousehole- who were the unit responsible for the cutscenes' screenplays and choreography and when did they leave?
>>738990670They stood out back because the fidelity was completely unlike normal in-game cutscenes. Now regular cutscenes look almost as good.
>>738987398I can abide by all the superhuman feats, and wire kung fu shit, but..>two men attacking an opponents defence in precisely the same spotFucking corny. I get it now. It's not that Sephiroth is truly top shit. It's just that everyone else is a fucking goober.>but Sephiroth is such a skilled fighter it takes two precise strikes at one spot to even hope to break his guard!I must be getting old. Now i know how my grandfather felt when he watched The Matrix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyNGfGjIl0c
>>738991091Yeah you're just old and joyless. It happens, life wears you down and you're just barely standing.
I hate that the remakes are retroactively undermining the ending of Crisis Core by bringing Zack back.
The long-ass unskipabble ones before Yunalesca.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIBQzxDIYVs>Your father ruled this land for seventy years, nd you've ground it to dust in a matter of days>VERY dramatic Uther>I dearly hope there's a special in Hell waiting for you, Arthas>We may never know, Uther. I intend to live foreverStellar performance from both va's.
>>738991864NOW!
>>738987398Terra, Aqua and Ventus vs Master Xehanort and Vanitas at the Keyblade Graveyard is one.
Not by choice mind you
>>738987790Don't cut yourself on that edge.
>>738987398Even back when the game released and I was the biggest FF7 fan, this shit was fucking cringe. The dialogue and voice acting are terrible, the character models look like shit, Genesis is a dumpster fire character in general, and the hyper-realistic VR stuff ruined the setting by being much too high-tech for the FF7 world.
You will never meet a Crisis Core fan who doesn't have autism or some other neurological defect or emotional issues. It's fascinating.
>>738993883Try finding a sonic fan that isn't either dying of some kind of terminal disease or isn't a pedophile/sex addict.
>>738987398>Not posting the JP version Gae, CC is Gackt-kino
>>738994141this is actually quite simple to do. but the crisis core thing is impossible. at least the fans don't even try to deny it. at most they deflect, like you have.
>>738991091I think something people have to accept about fictional fight scenes is that will always prioritise rule of cool over realism. They’re meant to be choreographed dances made to look entertaining. Complaining about that is like complaining that ballet is unrealistic — even though that’s the entire point.It reminds me when of when people complained about the flashy nature of the choreography in the Star Wars Prequels, ignoring the fact that SW has always been theatrical in nature.
>>738994372>shit taste haver is a prequel defendershocker.I won't ask what you think of advent children, I already know.
>>738994637The choreography in AC is good. Regardless of the rest of the film’s quality, that’s one of the highlights of it. It was pretty obvious that the goal of AC was just to make an action movie with FF characters.
https://youtu.be/I3QJ8Pgjj3c?is=SXFT1bq9xdE3TI5M
>>738987398Cringe back then, cringe nowadays. But that's what makes it memorable, I think you are probably right that SE never did something better with their inssuferable style.
>>738994826yep, exactly what I thoughthow convenient that their list of goals didn't include telling a good story. we can't say they did a bad job, because you decided that was never their goal. motorbike action scenes was their goal, according to you, so it's a 10/10 movie.
