>Your dead relatives are spectating you
>>738991054Can I kill them in the afterlife?
>>738991054What if I told you interdimensional demons were also spectating you.
>>738991289Are they going to punish me for touching my penis?
enjoy the show, rejects
>>738991396I don't know. But you can call on Jesus to get them to fuck off.
Mary was raped and didn't want to say anything so she said she had a virgin birth as cope.
my ancestors would be so ashamed of me. holy shit i need to stop gaming.
>>738991054They watch me gooning to gay porn
>>738991502did anyone ever claim to have fucked her
>>738991450But if I call Jesus will he take away my porn and various products infused with copious amounts of cane sugar?
>>738991054we are not even on the same team
>>738991836No, but he might be disappointed.
What buttons do ghosts see when they're spectating?
>>738991054i sure hope my grandfather stops staring into my gaping asshole
>>738991929Have you ever played Eternal Darkness?
>>738991450But then Jesus will be watching me touch my penis...
>>738991836No but he will make you answer for it after you die
>>738991054I unironically hope that the afterlife is like being a spectator in a source game.
>>738991054>relatives: bets are what he's going to fap to this time?>grandma: I know my grandson, I'm going all in on furry porn.(someone did this as an actual comic, but I can't find the strip right now)
The visit all the people they want and stay here for a bit watching and then they leave to somewhere else
>>738992137i have no cock and i must goon