>>738992654how over is it if i look like this
imagine that tongue sliding down your urethra
>>738992816Downside nobody will fuck you. Upside, you're a privileged member of an interdimensional empire and your brain is an entire Amazon datacenter.
>>738992654Two more weeks..
>>738992654It's gonna be a shit game, just like HL: Alyx. That's implying they are even making a new game. Kinda doesn't make sense to make a new HL game after Alyx bombed so hard. They were kinda "testing the waters" with it, but saw how unprofitable it was and only hurt their reputation.
>>738992654I wonder if they'll still use the Breengrub concept for the new game.
>>738992654All that I want by now is a Sven Co-op treatment to HL2.>multiplayer campaign>mod conversions>cut content restorationYeah, that would be peak.
>>738992654>boomers thought some oversized garloid was the scariest shit ever
What's the newest release date?
>>738992654I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE GORDONI'M PICKLE BREEN
>>738992654Remember when people unironically thought Half Life 3 would get announced at TGA? Half Life fans have got to be the biggest losers on the planet kek
>>738992816Some people would choose to become this if they could also live forever.
>>738992654wasn't someone saying recently that hlx is just a source 2 save system? Wouldn't that be funny.
>>738996692Why 2 more weeks of course!>source: tylermcnigger
>>738996806It could have been planned but then the RAM/storage crisis happened, I wouldn't be surprised if they said "fuck it we're waiting it out" given the last time they announced a HL game to go with new hardware covid happened. Maybe the series is cursed
>dies from waiting so long
Were Advisors conquered by the Combine or its founders?
Half Life Alyx ending was a fucking mistake and if they just released Epistle 3 as intended today I would prefer that a thousand times over.
>>738992898would it pump my urethra full of some aggressive super black sperm that would swim to my balls where they would pin down and impregnate my own sperm?haha imagine that
>>738996806people have been telling me that since the first game awards in fucking 2014
>>738992654I didn't go out for my 30th birthday last year because /v/ tricked me into thinking Valve were going to announce Half Life 3 on that specific day.
>>738994420>It's gonna be a shit game, just like HL: AlyxYou should try playing what they shipped sometime and not the pancake mod
>>738996032There is a multiplayer mod thoughhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/17520/Synergy/
>>738992654June 5th at summer game fest.
>>738992654This time it's real.
>>738998119What do you think a new save system was made for?
>>739000045Yeah, I'm aware of that one. But it has (like the other alternatives) a set of issues that prevents it from attaining the same status (Sven Co-op is a standalone game already).
I don’t want Half-Life X. I want Artifact.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
