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Why did Kojima gave this kid such a bombastic body?
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wdym im average and i look like that
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because kojimbo is /ourguy/
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>>738994057
>"bomb"-bastic body
jej
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>>738994057
>kid
She's 25.
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Because healthy kids have bombastic bodies. Nothing out of the ordinary.
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>>738994335
Everyone at college age is a kid, kid
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>>738994057
Because he wanted the players to have a blast.
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>>738994057
Stop joking about her body, it is misogynistic
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>>738994057
>Not one but two bombs
huh
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>>738995050
Talk about a killer DP
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>>738994057
all men lust for cunny
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>>738996512
>67
Kojima did it again
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>>738996512
You think BB would cum inside? Like, no consequence with Kaz but if Paz was riding you think he would warn her?
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>>738996705
what kind of faggot pulls out of good cunny?
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>>738996705
Not like it matters since Big Boss is sterile
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>>738996886
gaaaaaaaaay
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>>738996886
Not until PP and even then it was the gaslit medic
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>weebs think an androgynous uneffeminate body with no tits, no ass, no hips is bombastic
grim shit
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>>738997081
anon
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>>738997081
She's still going through puberty despite being in her 20s
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>>738996512
>>738996840
>Mid 20 year old
>Cunny

Oh, we're doing that thing again where we overuse words and their meaning breaks down..
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>>738997114
yeah? where is the ass in question here?
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>>738997081
>pajeets think huge asses and huge tits is bombastic
I can smell your shit covered hands from here
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>>738997197
that's a bullshit plot twist that makes no sense because why would she ever need to conceal her age?
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>>738994057
>be "surgeon"
>be tasked with planting bomb inside woman
>do so
>decide to rape her with a second dildo shaped bomb in her cunt for good measure
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This loser watches her get raped and tortured in agony and die without achieving a single thing. What does Kojima mean by this?
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>>738997773
"There could be Latinx here."
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>>738997242
You don't even know what that word means
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>>738997773
he also fucked her while Skullface cheered him on
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>>738998009

High test.
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>>738998009
Paz *was* planning on /ss/ing him in her room at some point
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>>738997773
Welcome to life, kiddo.
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>>738998009
>while Skullface cheered him on
What a bro.
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>>738997445
You don't even need to play the game to understand why she'd rather present herself as a teen, just read this thread or any other on this website
Kojimbo would probably tell you it's because she was hoping to exploit fatherly instincts or because children are assumed to be more innocent which would help with her spy duty if you asked him. That, or he'd tell you how he invented the concept of lying about your age
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>>738998314
>>738998314
pffffffffffff



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