What are the worst game ports and remasters?
Going back to LotR as a 30 year old man it's astonishing how mediocre these films are when you aren't an easily impressionable 10 year old
>>739003471wrong
>>739003471Low affect response to cinema is just autism pathology, anon. You haven't matured, you've just lost your support structure and fallen deeper into your illness.
>>739003330whats the issue? They literally just changed the colors. Its still the same movie beat for beat
>>739003471yeah. Just generic Hollywood flicks with constant cringe bombardment. Any moment with Legolas and Gimili in particular is a proto-Marvelslop.First Conan by Milius mogs Hackson's movies so hard it's unreal
>>739003471as fiction genre blockbusters they still haven't been surpassed
>>739003836>>739003471incredibly brown-coded posts. reeks of curry
>>739004046Wait what, there's a remaster of XIII and it removes the entire artstyle? lmao what is this
>>739003330LOTR was never good.Old stuff in the format it was presented in Film & VHS, or the console it came out on is best.I saw a video of Jet Moto yesterday, it still kind of looks good now in some parts. Like it got a cross more of the world. Freshwater river with reflections and tradition from sprites to 3d model.Saw video of the sequels and 1 was the best. That transition to 3D model for trees in the river is somehow important. Like the engine is trying for real and real is good. That trying exposed isn't against it.Some water looking deep in one of the sequels was good too.People put more passion in when it's more impressive. Though I'm glad Blade Runner got a director's cut. That is the cut I watched. Maybe more enthusiasm sometimes when it's shunned by everyone. So an aytempt at showing why it matters.
>>739003836Shit taste. Conan fucking sucks and I'm tired of people pretending that they like it.
>>739004046>webp.jpglul
>>739003619die slow
>>739003471Nah, you're just jaded. I'm 35 and did the full marathon a couple of years ago and loved every minute. They're amazing.
>>739003471I liked them more before I went and read the books, but that's the case with a lot of adaptations.
>>739003471I still get HOYPED when Gandalf grabs Glamring while falling with the Balrog.I still get choked up when Theoden gives his speech before the charge of the Rohirim.I still feel a lot of things when watching these movies.I'm 36.
>>739003330That is soul killingly brutal my goodness.
>>739003471Lotr only value is to be old. People think it invented fantasy but many older authors did fantsay before, without county folklore tales.
>>739004139pretending to like tolkienslop is whiteoid cope for having no relevant culture and getting raped by the rest of the world
>>739004765it's fake, retard
>>739005094>he says, in englishcmon now, have some self-awareness
>>739003471Harsh truke. There's so much gay 2000's Hollywood shit in these movies. Too many action scenes, unfunny quips, way too much CGI; it's only good by the metric of Hollywood blockbusters, same as Pirates of the Caribbean
being a contrarian and unable to enjoy anything does not make you interesting.
>>739005094>pajeet immediately spergs after being called outkek shitskins are so funny mang
>>739005304>pale mutt can't do anything about extinction of his tribekinda sad, but ultimately fair lol
>>739004407>>739004139Tolkien was a kikeloving, conservacuck hack desu. Both Howard and Burroughs were better at writing and world building. For all this hype about Tolkien, this hack completely glossed over fundamental world building questions like defining religions and their customs, couldn't get battlefield tactics right and wrote medieval conflicts like WW1 battles, complained about allegories, but made them constantly, his characters are one note mary sues and couldn't even get basic facts like how Orcs breed consistently. Black Colossus, a damn short story, does all of this better, including medieval themed battlefield tactics altered in a believable way by magic.Jackson movies were even worse. Constant quips, terrible action scenes where you can't see shit, Legolas acting like superhero, out of place and useless romance subplot and so much more. Genuine garbage.Tolkien is a normalfag option, for people who don't like or only get into Fantasy
>>739005619why are (You) trying so hard to be us then? dont answer, I know we live rent free in your head bloody bastard benchod! kek
>>739005643>am i fitting in yet? guys????
>>739005643>this fantasy author isnt racist enough for my tastesgoddamn you are a tremendous faggot
>>739005643cool story reddit-spacing pajeet! didnt read tho
>>739006031You sold your mighty empire just to defeat the "saviour of white race", you kinda brought it upon yourself
>>739006205>we wuz aryan nazi and shit no (You) were shitting in Bombay's streets. and (You) still are kek
>>739006205>brought it upondumb ESL
>>739003330i knew there was something off
grim reminder: 80% of all 4chaners are pajeets. and yet there is only 7% of all living pajeets with internet access...
>>739003330Why do they add stupid filters? Either in films or in games too, with gas/fog shit.
>>739006105>>739006149>>739006184Dear Sirs,Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject — which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully,J. R. R. Tolkien
>>739007184>>739006328
>>739007184based Tolkien dabbing on pajeets! he really was /our/ guy
>>739007447>>739007762I must say the enclosed letter from Rütten & Loening is a bit stiff. Do I suffer this impertinence because of the possession of a German name, or do their lunatic laws require a certificate of arisch origin from all persons of all countries?Personally, I should be inclined to refuse to give any Bestätigung (although it happens that I can), and let a German translation go hang. In any case I should object strongly to any such declaration appearing in print. I do not regard the (probable) absence of all Jewish blood as necessarily honourable; and I have many Jewish friends, and should regret giving any colour to the notion that I subscribed to the wholly pernicious and unscientific race-doctrine.You are primarily concerned, and I cannot jeopardize the chance of a German publication without your approval. So I submit two drafts of possible answers.
>>739003471the books are bad tooit's the most generic good vs evil, just read the witcher instead
>>739007791what are (You) trying to say?this is 4chan, we love jews and Bibi here! Tolkien was based so fuck off shitskin
>>739003330Any version of GTA III, VC and SA that isn't PS2
>>739009201looks like ass vs boobsPCfags were actually the niggers all along?
>>739003330that top left scene looks so fucking kinobehead the retards that did downgraded color grading
>>739005232they beat that monkey into submission btw
>thread immediately devolves into white people calling each other indian
far cry 3 ported to ps4
>>739003619??????????????????????
>>739008010sapkowski books fucking suckif it wasn't for cdpr this faggot would've died broke, as he deserved
>>739006797save us china
>>739010059I'm sure these statistics are up to date
>>739003471Brown or actual loser.
>>739003471I really enjoyed the movies when I saw them in theater. I bought the DVDs and had to skip past all the boring hobbit shit and the action wasn't as good as I remember.
>>739010059all of those countries have been invaded
>>739003471Even when I was young I never cared for them. One friend was obsessed with them and wanted to do a marathon watching, there were a few good scenes but overall it was meh.
>>739008010Fuck off retarded nigger>It was Sam's first view of a battle of Men against Men, and he did not like it much. He was glad that he could not see the dead face. He wondered what the man's name was and where he came from; and if he was really evil of heart, or what lies or threats had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would rather have stayed there in peace.
>>739005104>retardThere are real examples of film rereleases that butcher so the colors completely so it was believable. Nothing retarded about that.
>>739005104It isn't, it's the bluray release vs extended. They fucked up. The current releases are less fucked up but they are AI upscaled, so still some fuck up. Home releases are a fucking disaster.
>shit on remasters>race war startsGee, I wonder who could be triggered by shitting on garbage remasters/remakes constatnly outsourced to India because of cheapness and greed instead of quality.
>>739005104nah, LOTR releases are just messed up, OP pic is og bluray vs extended Fellowship. Fellowship extended is fucked up in every release, the others are fine in the latest 20th anniversary bluray (DNR and other issues aside).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPBP-3-_Beg
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>>739005104how do you know?
>>739011395jeets, zhangs, japs, mutts, bongs, slaves, it doesn't matter. remasters, remakes, ports and localizations are universally trash.
>>739009053What is this? Exiled Lands?
>>739003471You aren't white
>>739015231Monster Hunter 4Monster Hunter 5
>>739003527spbpNow back to the topic at hand, TLOU Part 1 is by far the worst shit I've ever seen. Unless you consider the show. Poor Ellie fans.
>>739005643>unironic nazifags>>>/pol/
>>739003330ewww, why did they add a magenta filter to the left? ruins the aesthetic.
>>739003330wc3 refunded
