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welcome home mr. 7
don't forget
you're here forever

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Just beat Throbbing King, this is the Angry Face cat bullied repeatedly by my Rubber Cement Scattershot DESTROYER

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End stage Cancer cat

>>739011695
Every time I see people posting their cancer cats I thank the stars that I got tainted genes instead. At least I can use my horrific mutants for house defense if I need to, haha.

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>>739007867
this shit is really not funny and is a poor attempt at replicating edmund's humor, but if you say so people will just say that you were trolled and are seething. stuck in a catch 22

>>739012043
>this shit is really not funny and is a poor attempt at replicating edmund's humor
>posts a unfunny shit attempt at replicating edmund's humor

>>739013825
the difference being that one was self aware shit with no pretenses about how funny or high quality it was. i can just post text only next time if you're only interested in deflecting, though

>>739013982
I think OP post is funnier and more creative than your tryhard "do i fit in yet" image

>>739014116
that's not a very compelling argument since neither of them are funny.

>>739012043
>Edmund uses the biggest social pariah in history, who has been used in numerous times in other video games, references Wolfenstein 3D from the 90s, etc., in his game, also references Hitlers Must Die, a canned game he did
>YOOOOOOO BRO HAHA WHAT IF WE MADE A MOD WITH DIDDY BLUD KIRK DONALD EPSTEIN BECAUSE THEY'RE NAZIS IN THE SAME EXACT WAY HITLER WAS!!
>You think this doesn't fit the game and there's nuance to these things? THIS IS EXACTLY EDMUND'S HUMOR YOU CHUD! (please ignore the fact that I am 30 years younger than Edmund and childless)

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>>739014517

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All anons who argue about stupid shit in the thread will be summarily turned into cats. Thems the rules

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>>739014742
Punishments are supposed to be BAD things, anon.

>>739014742
don't threaten me with a good time

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>>739014742
Im already a car

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post the funniest looking cat you've ever mutated into existence

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Isn't nature so cruel...

>>739007867
Will we get games where we kill Hitler in the future like we get with Hitler or will they try to memory hole the guy?

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So send me to the big house
If eating pussy’s a crime!
For if just a nibble or two
I’m happy to do my time! (Time, time, time, time, time!)

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Damn infestation weather causing maggots and flies to burst from every unit, including parts of the Mother, so I need to rely on rocket turrets to help me crowd control, except...

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>>739017651
All these cats being born with Song of Spring also mattered this entire run with no healer because of the mana regen they gave helping me kill encounters quicker. Also here the Flower Tiles also gave the Rocket Turrets HP regen which also mattered. All I had to do was set up the artillery line and let them sweep up all the Mother tumors and then the 1 HP maggots that appear from them without fail thanks to the weather. Butcher MVP as always but all 4 of these cats did well this run

>>739014603
>>739014517
What would these spells even do?
>>739015329
I don't let mutated freaks into my house
Only the cutest cats can join paradise
>>739017651
I'm glad that weather effect is nerfed in the beta

>>739018310
they're passives not spells, they're rectangles and not squares

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>>739014116
That's because you have shit taste, you shit eater.

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I thought I'm not into rouge games but it turns out, my issue is with rougelikes and not rougelites. I didn't expect I'd get addicted to this game
Also how does Mewgenics compare to other rougelites and tactical games? I'm really enjoying Mewgenics, but I'm worried I'd have nothing similar to play once I 100% the game

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>>739018852
Mewgenics is only semi-roguelite, you progress through a sort of story campaign. A "real" roguelite is more like Isaac or Balatro.
If you like the gameplay you'll probably like XCOM though.

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>fighting dybbuk solo
>possessed cat triggers Stop Hitting Yourself
>crits itself so hard that it instantly dies

>>739019737
Super Luck gets super cucked.

>>739019903
I wonder, if you have Hit Me, does Dybbuk's Stop Hitting Yourself only do 1 damage? I would assume yes since Hit Me also lowers all other forms of self damage to 1 despite the passive only saying that it applies to allies (i guess you are an ally to yourself is the logic)

>>739018671
Tranny mad

>>739014517
>When you charm an enemy, it permanently joins your party with All Stats Up 5. Whenever it dies, you gain the Depression Disorder and this passive is removed

>Just had a run where I got Florian the Flea and Tina's Friend
They didn't do much, but it felt special having a flea and a fly accompany me through the game

>>739018310
>What would these spells even do?
>You can give an enemy unit your non-consumable trinket. They permanently join your team.
>You gain a bonus ability: heal an adjacent unit and Charm them

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>>739013825
>Doodle something silly for anon
>Now the inquisition is psychoanalyzing me
Why I never

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The ship between the jester and the monk turned me bisexual

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Found this on tumblr.

Had an amazing cat get malaria on the first stage. Is there anything to be done about it or was I right in just killing it off before it could leech levels? Still managed to first try Throbbing King just took 11 turns to do it, killed the replacement cat as well and gave the neverstone to sacrificial cat.

>>739020776
You probably did the right thing. The only thing that might have saved that cat is the Body of Glorg event that gives you the option to give him the parasite for a gift but it's unlikely you find it before the cat' stat go into the negatives

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>>739020776
If you got nothing to counteract the losses, the cat's Frank food. I took my maleria ridden cat to fight tina because I was fortunate enough to have Confront and some items that gave me a strength buff.

how many runs I need to beat the game? seems getting just 4 retired cats per run is a little slow to progress

>>739020512
Seeing one of the arthur shippers go fucking bananas after the whole cat color change thing was really funny

>>739020468
I'm sorry, anon. Your drawing is a little funny. I didn't mean it.

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I don't want to play the game with patched breeding.

>>739007867
Does that mean the feds are onto us in the DLC?

>>739022584
same tbqh
everything else in the patch I'm fine with, but not the part of making the house mechanic even shittier

>>739020546
this is so indian coded wtf

>>739022584
It would be fine if strays were better. If they're going to require that you feed fresh blood into the gene pool regularly, a heavily pumped appeal stat should give you cats with plenty of mutations and good stats to INCENTIVIZE this behavior in the first place. Incentives almost always beat punishments.

I MIGHT be able to get all the cheevos done before DLC. Killing Creator on Impossible is going to be a bitch without the update that prevents the first phase from having Depressing.

Currently trying to get impossible runs for Ch1 done and fishing for a Death Scythe to cheese C-1000 on Crazy.

>>739025372
If you're just doing the run to complete the difficulty, one way to try and dodge depressing is to bring as few cats as possible. I've had good luck with duo runs into high difficulties, but that might just be a result of having really good cats. idk, use your discretion haha

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Well that was fun. Too bad it can't even beat the stats I got by just manually sorting everything

>>739025626
Wtf is that

>>739018310
>I don't let mutated freaks into my house
>Only the cutest cats can join paradise
Based Tinkmaxxer

>>739022584
Don't tell me he made it unfun and crap
I spent effort into having my all 7 base stats gene lines then got burned out. You're telling me I'll have a bad time now?

>>739025697
A tool I made for testing furniture optimization

>>739026151
Short answer is yes. Basically beta breeding ensures your inbred ubercats cannot pass their 7s. You need strays, again. This kills every endgame house.

>>739014116
based. they are literally funny policing without actually having a proper example of what they constitute as being funny
>>739014181
cringe>>739018671
cringe

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>>739022584
/v/ ridiculed me for my autistic inbreedingminning puritymaxxing instead of just throwing everyone into the 7/7 incest pit but it looks like I won in the end

>>739026596
What's the fucking point in gutting your ability to pass on traits in a game about passing on traits I fucking hate developers "balancing" into being tedious

>>739026891
That is impressive anon but if steakmund really does it mods will simply revert the breeding changes.

>>739026891
If purity actually resulted in anything good sure, but it doesn't so it's dumb

>>739026891
Post stats on that final cat anon. Come on, you'll show us an actually good cat, right...?

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>>739022584
The only reason the breeding system "works" is because you can just half-ass it for most of the game and still end up with solid cats because it's easy to get good mutations and just throw out defective cats when your little retards insist on fucking their family members.
1.1 will obliterate this game's fanbase before it gets mod support.

>>739027485
>inbreeding bad
>you get no options to actually control your cats breeding behaviour
>tracking which cats are related is a fucking pain
>final room takes 100 fucking cats and even then you don't have enough space
thank you edmund very cool

>>739026425
Oh shit anon, share

>>739026680
i wasn't policing anything, you can post whatever garbage you want. it's not like i can stop you. but you can't stop me from calling it garbage

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>>739026891
Its time to stop!

>>739027770
I had the final room like 150 hours in. I'm currently 350 hours in and have no reason to send cats to Frank because all he gives me is shit.

Still haven't completed the final Organ Grinder quest for 150 dead cats. I had to actively do sacrificial runs just to hit the 100 cat one.

>>739028968
>They look more and more fucked up with every generation
kek

>>739026891
I've solved the problem by just going extremely wide. The larger your initial population, the less inbreeding occurs simply as a result of numbers. I arrived at my all seven cats in the most fucked up possible manner though, where I had all but two of the stats locked down and then I had to flood my gene pool with dozens and dozens of stray cats with those single stats at 7 to affect my gene pool at all. It was all worth it, I guess.

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>>739027485
>inbreeding will give you defects you can't get rid of with mutation rooms
>BUT inbreeding will drastically increase the chance of passing down a disorder
>i have shitloads of tainted genes cats
>i can inbreed them to all hell and create an army of tainted genes cats
>it doesn't matter what birth defects they get, because when i take them out they are going to get a bunch of random mutations anyway and chances are high it will overwrite
when are you guys embracing CHAOS?

>>739027031
Didn't Edmund say he would retain 1.0 on a dedicated beta branch once we move on?

>>739029775
don't mutations not overwrite birth defects anymore?

>>739030257
not in the house at least, i'm fairly certain things like tainted genes, cancer, and random event mutations mid adventure can still overwrite birth defects

>>739029874
He did, said he didn't want to force people that like the current version better so it'll be available. Still hopeful they listen to feedback and fix the house nonsense

I already throw away cats with one bad mutation unless they have some incredible other mutation to pass down. Do people seriously let their cats get inbred and pass down bad mutations?

>>739014443
bro you got issues

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>>739033037
Alot of my best cats were inbred. Kept a room specifically for inbred cats with good stats so they didn't muddy up the gene pool. Was a good way to risk cats for high stakes adventures without risking the parents who still had good genes to pass down. They were my inbred suicide squad.

>>739014443
idk about you but i prefer this one over kirkinator tbdesu

Hey /v/, remind me, solo runs has to be only one cat or any monoclass counts?

>>739034197
What do you think the word solo means?

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The haul. The stunning chain got dropped by the final boss as a cosmic joke.

>>739034430
Save-scumming On, Limits? Optional

>https://mewgenics.wiki.gg/wiki/Category:Hidden_mechanic

>>739033772
>>739014443
no one wants to admit it but leftists always kill the fun out of everything, every single time

>>739026891
man this bloodline looks so cute, what determines what direction it goes though? do male offspring make it lean to the left or the right?

>>739026891
my dream endgame goal is to get an eternal youth kitten with this kind of bloodline, or no bloodline at all

https://x.com/lum2nos/status/2051160474851459400

Thanks Doc

is there a way to extract all the files so i can look at the sprites, or a website that shows how every item looks like when equipped on a cat? i badly wanna know what brain in a jar looks like on a cat because holy shit just looking at the event checks to get it is so tedious

>>739035727
It's not ideal, but you could just edit the item into your save file if you're that desperate.

>>739027485
Why the fuck is ed patching this, anyway? Something to do with his gay steak pledge or how 7/7 cats make the game too easy or what? I dont understand his thought process

>>739036370
Because inbreeding should be something you avoid. He thought the penalties for inbreeding were too light. It made the Appeal stat just about worthless late game since you could just max out Health/Mutation/Stimulation and fix all the penalties from inbreeding.

>>739036832
>Because inbreeding should be something you avoid
Which is so fucking idiotic since eugenics necessitates inbreeding. If you keep culling the inferiors, the remaining populace will end up inbred with everyone related to everyone in some way.

>>739036832
the appeal stat is still worthless because strays are still shit even if you pump it to the max

>>739036832
would you rather have
>7/7 cat with full control over one passive and 1-2 actives BUT has a few birth defects
>a cat with 4/7 stats and MAYBE some useless active
Also he traded appeal being useless for mutation being useless DESPITE THE FACT that mutation is already balanced by the furniture itself sucking.

>>739037246
How about
>7/7 cat with full control over one passive and 1-2 actives with NO birth defects
Do you people not stimmaxx or something? At 95+ stim passing down all 7s and an active of choice is all but guaranteed, and passing down a passive of choice is actually guaranteed, even if the cat in question fucks a stray

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>steven watching me open powershell to circumvent the termination check that prompts his punishments because I've put myself in a situation that is so marginal that I have to do some puzzle game bullshit to win the encounter
I had a situation where the only possible solve was equipping a bottle of water, drinking all of it, and then throwing the bottle for one damage at a one hp enemy that would have otherwise instakilled a cat. I am not playing this game how Edmund intended, I think

>>739038043
Totally fair given you can just get some horseshit like Malaria randomly and it's unavoidable

>>739036832
considering it takes 300 hours to even accumulate furniture, that's kinda shit

>>739038268
It's mostly self-inflicted. I just have a morbid curiosity as to how far I can push things before I am presented a truly forced loss. I also keep finding new ways to softlock the game, which is funny.

>>739037895
Keeping it 7/7 is mathematically improbable even at an unreasonably high stim. It barely scales, and even high appeal only gets you 4 perfect stats most of the time. So that's three coin flips you have to win every time.

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>>739038043
>>739038268
This sort of thing makes me feel very mixed about the savescumming aspect of the game. They’re aware of it and lean into it as if it’s part of the game, but when it gets this precise and specific, it starts to feel like a cheater vs cheater situation and becomes very nonsensical from a gameplay perspective

Crazy Days is the best song in the game.

>>739038591
>Keeping it 7/7 is mathematically improbable
At 80 stim, the odds of passing down 3 higher stats is 26.57% (all 7s) and the odds of passing down 2 higher stats is 41% (6/7s)
So mathematically improbable.

>>739038865
I try not to. The vast majority of the time I bust out the old powershell trick is when I discover a softlock. I had a run where one of my cats' basic attack could softlock the game if used improperly, it was some real evil shit going down in that run.

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>>739038961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fcacA-iM2c

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>>739027485
Unironically it's kinda sad that the only way to keep good cats is by heavy inbreeding. But it's not really because of mutation removing inbreeding effects but ny the fact that stimulation needs to be buffed, like even if you increase stimulation to 3 sigits numbers it's still too high chance that if you put all 7 cat with set of perfect mutations with random stray you still end up with a lot of cats that dont have all 7 and all mutations from your perfect breeding bull cat, so loterally you have to put cats with exactly same stats and mutations in order to keep making perfect cats all the time.

IMO breeding would be way better when getting enough stimulation will guarantee that each kitten will inherit best stats of both parents and imherits every mutation for each slot parents had mutation on.
I hope some modder here will make ot happen.

>crack an egg
>cat gets depression
should I just ignore every event if I'm given the option?

I wondered how many played through this game, got a ending, and never encounter the final boss of any Act

>>739039178
>event
>look inside
>get elephantiasis and the common cold
>common cold goes away after one fight
everything turned out better than expected

>>739039298
That implies they just only got the first ending (Moon+Core), because the second one (Hitler 3) requires going through the Throbbing King.

Just beat Hitler 3. Do translations of everything Hitler says exist? I'm very curious what's behind all this passionate German ranting. Hybrid Set + One-Two Punch+ on my Butcher made short work of most of the baddies though 2 of Spades Poison Nail Thief also did well ignoring shields. Now I'm trying to figure out how to pass on mutations AND all-7s while learning managing inbreeding before that update fucks it all up.

>>739039298
The Wikipedia synopsis of the game stops at unlocking the Lab. So, quite a few people, probably.

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>>739040081
From the wiki:
>When translating Hitler III's speech in his intro cutscene:
"Hello, young man. Can you show me the way to the cats? Do you not speak German? Show me the way to the cats, you idiot! I expect an answer to my question. Under Hitler's reign, all cats will die! I will throw their organs out on the street! And if they evade me, I will get you! You! The person behind the computer screen! I'm coming to kill you!"
>When translating Hitler III's speech in his death cutscene:
"Stupid cats. You thought you won? You haven't won at all. My dominion is inevitable! The future has already been decided. I will be the ruler of the world! What the hell? Are you pissing on me right now? One does not piss on Hitler! Stop it! No, stop pissing! Ewwww, it tastes so salty! Stop with it, you dirty cat! You think you will have the last laugh? I am the one who will laugh last!"

>>739040220
Yeah I found this too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdpu8Dvb5xM
Very impressive

Man Dybbuk is still a fucking terrible boss. Have to tailor the builds exactly for him and he will still down a cat no matter what.

7/7 is a fucking meme, mutations do that for you and you'd find a lot more value in bonus effects anyway.
nevermind i checked my cats' base stats they always have 6s or 7s on base stats but my cats are all inbred at that

>>739039170
If the game had mod/workshop support already then these major changes would be fine, since it'd be easy to work around them when Ed goes full steakhouse. But it'll be a while until we get proper modding because Tyler's weird engine isn't designed to accommodate it and most of the game is hard-coded in C++.
Kind of a shame because the game has the potential for a batshit insane modding scene.

>>739040282
>10-12 mutation cat with all-7s but inbred + 5-6 in all stats stray + 35 stim room
>result:
>3-4 mutation cat with 1-2 stats as 7
>over and over again
yaaaaaaaaaaawn

>>739040394
Don't forget that in the beta patch, the probability o finherit active-passive skills is drastically reduced if the cats are inbred.

>>739040557
>active-passive skills is drastically reduced if the cats are inbred.
>active-passive
Mutations, you idiot. Not active-passives.

>>739040842
Did you even tried the beta? Most of the kittens got useless collarless skills instead of the active/passive skills from the parents.

>RNGslop

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Kinda funny that Lucy the Mage gets the Earthbound references instead of the psychic cat
I guess that's why it's MC instead of PK

>>739041089
Yes I have and do, I know you're full of shit
>instead of the active/passive skills from the parents.
At 95 stim passive inheritance is GUARANTEED. Do you know what that means? Are you brain damaged or shitposing about a game you dont play?

>>739041458
Nice fanfic, cocksucker

>>739041481
>Attempt chance: 5% + 1% × Stimulation, guaranteed at 95 Stim
So yeah, you are full.of shit and dont play the game. Last (you)
.

>>739041458
>>739041621
From the beta patch:
>The effects of Stimulation are now reduced the more inbred a kitten is.
The stimulation effects are DRASTICALLY REDUCED in INBRED KITTENS iN. THE. BETA, so the game LAUGHTS at your magical 95 stimulation number. Beside, you are citing the formula in the NORMAL GAME. I ask you again, do you even play the beta, you waste of oxigen?

>>739041621
is that before or after inbreeding calculations? if the beta changes are to be believed, 95 stimulation might be severely degraded in the face of inbred cats

>>739042026
No, the stim changes are explicitly mentioned to bend are entirely about mutations and inbreeding defects. The dumbass is taking a single line in the patchnotes out of context. If he played the game for more than 5 minutes he'd know how retarded he sounds. Passive/active inheritance is the same as always

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>>739040220
lol

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>>739042551
>>739042910

>knockback doesn't count the cat that originated it as source so Dybukk will posses the cat closer to him
Man, fuck this guy still, good thing entangle, stun and surrounding with leeches skipped the backflip minigame and he possessed a low con fighter

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>>739041449
I thought those spells were McDonald's reference.

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surely trying to get eternal youth kittens in act 3 and duping them would be any different

>accidentally stuck between ubermen
>boing boing boing boing boing cat die boing boing
I hate this

>>739038043
I once ran into a hard diff cave level with just spider cats and brain drains
The level was 70% obstacles you can't break or slip through without a skill.
And it was that fucking event where enemies get resurrected if you don't destroy a corpse.
I had to save cum 4-5 times before I got it right.

>>739007867
Are item unlocks and side quest items added to the item drop pools after completion (mark or quest)?
I feel like I haven't seen any class item drops since I unlocked them.

>>739042910
>still up
And so am I

>>739046616
class items; yes.
Side quest items, for some unexplainable dogshit reason; No.

oh boy i already achieved the triple needle softlock on the lab good thing i have a free savescum>>739045741

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my tank has never tanked so much damage in her life

>>739046616
Remember item drops and shops are affected by luck so try to increase it to find higher rarity items

Can I get a QRD on Tinker? Never does anything impressive for me and I've cleared everything up to Throbbing King with it.

>>739048768
>QRD on Tinker
Garbage class. Specializes in blowing itself up with its usual skills. If you dont get research, repair or blacksmith, it will always be dead weight

>>739048768
the high int is better used on high mana skills like become entropy and rng cannon
all tinkerer is good for is hunting repair and soul jarring him or passing it down

>>739007867
this game sucxs

>>739048768
Give them brace so you can use self-explosion abilities for good damage without killing yourself
Try to keep a weapon with infinites uses in your house' storage for when you roll Energizer or Electrolyze as your first ability

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who needs the double level up disorder when you can just drink your way up

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yippee

>>739015329
https://litter.catbox.moe/t3sgrfqagvscudv0.png
>>739053590
Congratulations

>>739054968
yeah it's going to be my 8th eternal youth kitten after i kill creator again

>>739014443
Im not even sure what your trying tk say here but take a break dude.

>>739058194
No. Mewgenics "fans" should understand the game they're trying to riff off of.

>>739058319
sperg

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how cheeky, just when i wanted to bring home my eternal kitten without injuries i get a bandage after i kill god

>>739058319
Mewgenics fans can't even get Marshmallow's colors right, who cares

>>739059298
Cool it with the transphobia.

I thought the terminator enemy was lazy at first but then I remembered the minecraft enderman only exists because of slenderman

>>739059967
Actually they exist because Notch is a racist

>>739026680
>using cringe unironically
You're getting old and out with the times, zoomer.

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i better get the CLONE to be the eternal this time

QRDon diplicating items with the Joker card? I want to get as many DNA multipliers as I can

>>739007867
Apparently when the mech dies in a stage where flies get summoned when something is destroyed, Steakmund and Tyler decided to kill the cat too. God bless their retarded souls when they ask why people want to disable Steven and save scum.

>>739063738
wait until your cat upgrades careful into careful+ before using it because joker cards only have max 1 use

What causes Mewgenics to turn green? I'm not shitposting about the meme, I mean the backgrounds are all blue and green and some objects are invisible.

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>Deja Vu is GONE
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>739063738
Bring as few cats as possible so that you can get Careful+ as soon as possible. Once you have Careful+, throw the joker card onto that cat along with any equipment you want to duplicate. Keep in mind that equipment that you brought into the adventure when duplicated will still become worn or (if already worn) risk breaking when you return. It can still be worth it if the item is really good. This means that an ideal duplication target is a really good item that you found on the adventure, but this doesn't always pan out.

>>739066080
Now no one can make fun of Steakmund for having said it's an optional disorder under your control

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>Majority of people voted to change Draven, Chan Hung and Arthur's fur into the god awful 'class accurate' colors
What the actual hell are they thinking

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this creature

>>739067709
weed saar lmao

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>>739067709
>Draven will be poopoo colored and you will be happy

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>>739067709
While I prefer the "wrong" colors I must admit the frenzy that happened because of the color changes was really funny

>>739065674
Terminal poorfagness. Buy a gaming rig and then get back to us.

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so many hunters
guess you could call it a Horizon of Hunters Gathering
>>739067709
chewing the steak is for everybody, even the artists

So only end of chapter bosses and house defends get hard and further difficulty unlocks?

>>739026596
Beginning to think Edmund has a fetish for torturing his players and is hiding it behind "balancing".

Can a mini-me duplicate items with a joker card?

>>739071060
Wait until you find out he gave birth to other retards who do the same AND they get to hide behind players who can't think for themselves.

>>739007867
do i have to worry about house bosses after hitler 3? can i just not keep retired cats after him?

>>739067709
As opposed to what? Leave all of three them the same dull brown they are now? They looked ugly from the start, Draven in particular was like the least favorite one among fanartists. Stop pretending you cared about it the whole time.

>>739071948
do you not intend to fight the house bosses on higher difficulties? also, why are you so eager to get rid of all your retired cats?

>>739072892
because my house has 100 cats in it

>>739073693
>100
rookie numbers

>>739073819
game's all about eugenics, kill off your weaklings

>>739072529
Least favorite of the lab cats (or class cats in general) still means decently popular since all class cat minibosses are pretty well liked
If it had been any other miniboss, then it would've been a nothingburger

>>739073937
>kill off your weaklings
yeah nah, they're all 7/7+10 mutations monsters. I need to keep the pop count up to keep the inbreeding down

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>>739072529
the lab cats are the least popular because most players are retards who struggle to even get to act 3

>>739076267
Nah, only the boring tan-colored ones, Alice and Franklin are very popular.

>>739076368
chan hung is the only one i don't see big fans of. maybe they should have just made him bright yellow since he already looks like the midget from xiaolin showdown

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>>739076483
The fanart will flow when people get closer to act 3, he's the most annoying of the 4 minibosses

>>739042551
now draw Draven (brown) as Uncle Ruckus

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you sure about that

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Cursed also prevents rerolling so now this dude is just stuck with the black candle. I wonder if luck affects it too since I'm doing the broken mirror sidequest

>>739068794
More like he's on linux

>>739025372
Bring a friendship bracelet and charm an enemy or two with depressing. Then that mitigates the damage of that possibility.

>>739082292
I play on linux and haven't had something like that happen in the hundred something hours I've played

>>739038043
>>739045952
You could also just take the hit instead of acting like a faggot

>>739078663
The only cat I really expected to be the right color was Chan Hung. I somehow just mentally glossed over the other two miscolored ones. In fact, Arthur genuinely looks good in normal cat color.

>>739067709
poop cat
poop cat

>>739083575
got poop? let's cat

>>739083176
It wouldn't have been much of a hit, the cats were utter dogshit. I just wanted to see how completely and utterly dogshit of a team could theoretically beat a high difficulty run with side quest items. Turns out: you can technically win with some truly abysmal dogshit so long as you open a lot of games with incomprehensible moves that seem counter intuitive.

>>739067709
because it was fucking wrong before
i thought it was wrong from day 1 but just assumed it was intentional, apparently it wasn't and should be changed to be correct

>>739041449
You're so fucking right, I've thought about this for quite a while

The fact of the matter is the interaction between the breeding mechanics and the antagonistic gameplay mechanics is not well balanced.
This isn't an action game you can "out skill" even if your stats are lower than your opponents, it is a turn based RPG where your success is directly tied to your party's stats and abilities.
There needs to be some kind of balance between attainable stats and enemy stats.

>>739083636
shit brown
tonight

>>739084498
>just assumed it was intentional
As did Tyler
It's funny that it was wrong for years in development and months after it was released and just now did Edmund realise

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catsex

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>>739076483
he has lots of chinese and korea fans

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>>739086572
CAT SEX CAT SEX
CAT SEX CAT SEX
CAT SEX CAT SEX

AM CAT?
LET'S BANG
BARBS ON
MY WANG

>>739007867
The hal stewart parody is a bit decent and it seems some effort has been put into the pic I'll give it that.

>>739087226
>chinese cat has chinese fans
I guess this should come as a surprise to no one

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I REACH
FOR A SWEET TREAT

>>739088948
breeding cats like that is why they revolted in the lab

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>Bring two druids with summon squirrel, a Necro with soul chain and a hunter with bounce arrows to the Kaiju vs battle
I'm a genius!
>The Zaratana bowling move crushes them forcing me to summon one squirrel per turn and they cleanse themselves of soul chain
I've made an error of judgement

It's so fucked up that the joker card doesn't work inside of house boss fights. I had a worn card and I was going to bring a repair cat and a careful+ cat out anyway, so I brought it along to see if I could squeeze some value while killing the boss. NOPE. fucking nothing. at least i didn't lose anything for trying. not sure if intended feature or bug.

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>>739088871
china numba won

>>739090065
it'd be a bit too cheap to use house bosses as a duping ground considering you can just resummon easy Tina 1 as much as you want

>>739090315
Yeah but it's not like I have infinite repair and Careful+ cats sitting around, it doesn't matter if I can summon infinite house bosses. I can go on infinite adventures too.

>>739090480
if you were gonna dupe items i think it's better to do on adventures anyway so you'd have a lot more battles do dupe more items
i'm at 102% and i'm basically doing a bunch of self-imposed hobby goals like farming eternal youths and stacking the heirloom items on top of repairing my sole joker card and friendship bracelet constantly

>>739090661
I know it's better to do an adventure, but if I have a retired cat with Careful+ and a retired cat with Repair who are also capable of defeating the boss AND all of the involved items are already worn, it is net neutral to take them to the fight and repair them and I figured they'd let you get a few dupes off since it's otherwise an insanely inefficient way to dupe items.

Unrelated, but does anyone have that one Ultima Online screenshot that has the two guys standing outside their houses on grass terrain, one says "hello" and the other says "fuck you"

well take a cat and rub it on a cat
then that cat gets all cat
not too sure what’s up with cat.
mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgenics

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I was cleaning the mess of my toddler cousins and found this. It is a sign

>>739092126
JUST STEP BACK

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Thoughts?

>>739093329
troonslop class

>>739093329
Seems kind of ass

>>739093329
>starts each battle as a collarless cat
Sucks dogshit

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HE’S DUMB, DUMB AS ROCKS
COULD NEVER ADD AND JUST BARELY TALKS
HE THINKS THAT HE’S SO SMART
BRAWN OVER BRAINS
TEAR YOU APART

>>739093329
Cute and much more creative than what I suspect the pink class will be (charm specialist)

>>739091497
and then that cat, the one with the cat
little baby cat comes out of its cat
not too cute, y'know cat?
mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgenics

Are solo runs easier than it sounds on paper or are half the youtubers cheating? They make baffling mistakes that don't make sense for their skill level, and I'm not missing a strat because they always admit they made an oopsy poopsy in the comments when questioned why they did something

>>739095608
the hardest part of a well constructed solo run is always the first few fights. once you get off the ground, it's easy

>>739095608
Even on Impossible, Solo runs become a cakewalk as you outscale everything. To get there though, you HAVE to breed a broken skill+passive combo.

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another one

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>>739092126
no fucking way..

>>739092126
Start praying

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ARISU!!!

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catsex

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>>739096659
>off model

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>>739097023
do NOT the psychic cat.. unless...?

>>739097116
if she didn't want it she wouldn't be giving you a telekinetic pawjob under your pants

>>739093329
We have magical girls at home. They're called Mages.

>>739099551
He said magic girls, not fail girls

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>use bloodgeiser against pyrophina
>it goes full damage to my Necro instead of half, doesn't even hit her
It has no mutations or passives that can explain that!

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escorting my 10th eternal youth at the speed of sound

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>working towards an all 7s cat
>half of the good kittens I get are gay w/ high aggression and some random defect

What's the general consensus on savescumming?
About to lose my first trip to Ice Age on the fight just before the boss, already Steven'd in another fight but have never gone further than one quit out. Can't say I was fucked over by RNG here just inexperience but it stings to go pretty cleanly through the act only to be completely dominated by fluff balls countering my trampler and healing off uncontrollable familiars.

>>739105118
Do what you want. It's a single player game, it doesn't really matter. Anyone who complains about it one way or the other is just making noise for the sake of it.

>>739105118
Most of the time it really is just my fault for not paying attention or being prepared enough and I'll take the L, but sometimes an entire run will get ruined by some incredibly specific RNG bullshit so I don't feel too bad about it. Even moreso when the game just fucking freezes on me in the middle of a fight.

>>739105118
My philosophy is to not savescum until the fun is stopped
If I do it too much, the fun is gone. If I don't do it at all, I don't have fun. I also use savescumming to learn, especially in really fucked situations. Not to brute force, but to experiment and see how everything fits together, so the next time I'm in a bad situation like that I know how to handle it better. I've gotten so much better at the game because of save scumming because I wouldn't learn anything if I just wasted hours of time and tons of good items and my good cats because I misread a tooltip or didn't account for a niche interaction. But self control and the desire to figure out the puzzle is important, you don't learn anything if you're not trying to

>>739105739
And by save scumming I don't mean with steven, I mean using task manager to end the process, bypassing steven.

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i was about to make a post about getting cleanse after being scrambled in the void but i vaguely remembered making a post about the exact same thing not too long ago.
lo and behold
two nickles

I don't get the psychic, maybe I'm just bad at the game, but the best use I ever got out of it was giving my best guy an extra turn, which isn't nothing, but still.

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>disorders dont cure until 11 health, you can cure injuries of eternal kittens
phew
>>739107801
psychics are mostly great for making your hunter attack and get extra turns

>>739107801
Psychic has passive that buffs gravity abilities. Mage's Meteor Rain is a gravity ability. Once you get mage with meteors, breed it and make the meteor kittens Psychics

>>739100948
Not even overconfident?

>>739093329
>touhou
Yawn. Replace all of those with actual classic magical girl references and you'll be onto something.

>>739026151
Inbredness reduces the efficacy of appeal. Not sure if there are other changes because I got burned out but I've seen this shitpost OP up for a couple of days.

>>739029578
I've had a theory about generational seperation I've expounded before.

Someone or the wiki mentioned the game only tracks a few generations back regarding inbredness, so this would allow for a 2 room system where you gen "fresh" cats over a few generations, or a 1 room system if you focus on purging the middle generation of cats in the fuckpit so you have 2 year olds regularly pairing with 25 year old cats with little mechanical relation (otherwise known as the "Oji-Sama" or "Fat Ugly Bastard" breeding strategy).

However I am not sure if that was confirmed information in code or inferred based on the default family tree distance (although the family tree would expand to 5 direct generations, so if the Great*15 grandfather was also the father of the cat and sire of the Great*2 Grandfather it would stretch back to 16 gens).

>>739109937
5 generations is already confirmed to be the tracking limit of inbreeding

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>>739093329
needs an animation ingame for clarity purposes

>>739110697
Okay but as far as these threads were concerned gaystrays were confirmed urban legend long after I had personally verified the existence of fagmaxxing so I'm still not certain it isn't just an inferrence based on standard family tree distance that was touted and become established fact.

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This is the scariest, most fearsome predator from the Jurassic era.

>>739111578
TWO TIMES PIMPY
THREE TIMES BAPE

>>739112372
Learned the hard way after Eternal Servitude on one that they target allies that accidentally hit them too, like the one time I used Fate to meteor the map and two of the rocks hit the T-Rex. Also 2-tile wide units like the T-Rex or a Triceratops or a summoned Bear cannot be affected by Dreadnaughtus' trample moves, though the feet can still do their stomp aoe attacks on them. Presumably the units count as big enough that Dreadnaughtus can notice them and is actively trying not to step on them. I wouldn't put it past Edmund for that to be the real reason

>>739110896
I'm glad fagmaxxing is a thing
I have 2 rooms dedicated to them to force me into reducing the number of kittens I have to manage each day

>>739112529
So we can assume the T-Rex would also target charmed allies attacking him, yeah? Although you probably never see it happen.
I guess I’m not too surprised it works that way, since it’s probably based on the old idea that T. rexes had poor eyesight.

>>739112826
I will say that on that run where I had Eternal Servitude going to Jurassic, that one dino that prioritizes and crits wet units was surprisingly strong doing like 14 or 17 damage on a crit to one of Dreadnaughtus' feet I hit with Spit. Meanwhile the T-Rex is super slow to act though once he's targeting someone he tramples 3 tiles away to try to get to them. Don't bother getting one of the Triceratops, they spend one whole round charging up their trample dash and then they trample dash and don't make for a good ally except as a big wall against Dreadnaughtus so your ranged guys can hide behind him to snipe the feet

Which voice is your favorite?
For me, Jack's voice one

>>739113698
I love hearing my cat do this Tom yell as the being downed sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ynslUS4vvM

>>739007867
Any tips for fighting Pyrophina for the first time?

>>739113829
Bring water like Spit or the water hose. Aside from the fire it's a pretty easy fight.

>>739113829
Bring water or debuff removal