a Dino crisis in Marvel Rivals.Season 8 is live
>>739014414
>>739014486
Animal mascots are based af
are you guys sure Devil Dino isn't OP I haven't lost a single match as him, granted I only play quick play but still
Give me Jess or give me death.
>>739015316he is good, but you cant be OP when all of poke counters you hard
>>739014414>sharks and dinosforget them where's my monkey
what rivals gal deserves big dino damage
Soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbOQhAlnCcQ
more animals
>>739018805
>>739015869what is that kid so...
>>739017047I got banned from a tf2 server for using this gif as a spray
is marvel rivals back?
did they remove the chinky player engagement bots from quickplay yet
>>739015316Punisher and Jean completely rape him, and Moon Knight feasts if literally any of his teammates decide to move up and brawl with him. He good for sure, but you cannot slot him into any comp like Emma was in her prime.
Devil D is easily the most fun character to play I hope this quality of heroes continues
>not even a heckin dinosaur is enough to keep people giving a shit about RivalsBros...
>>739021328yup
>>739021393you lost overtroon
Storm should've been thicker.
>drop enemy dino into a hole >comes back>do it 5 more times
CHOMP
>>739022190
>>739019951I personally haven't seen them in a long time, even after losing 3–4 in a row, BUT I read some people still get them after losing 1 game. I'm guessing the algorithm changed somehow?
>>739022292might depend on your hidden QP MMRor ppl cant tell whats a bot game and whats not
>>739019951>>739022292>>739022350why do they even need bots with trillions of players on consoles? are they stupid?
Sorry Devil Dinosaur, but Noah from Project Geeker is the only T-Rex I want to fuck.
>>739022612so Timmy can get wins some timemany games do it
>>739022612>why do they even need bots with trillions of players on consoles?I assume they're worried about people quitting after too many losses in a row
>>739022830>so Timmy can get wins some timethis but Tyrone because it's rivals
>>739019951No. And I just got banned for "throwing" a bot game because I did 0 dmg 0 dmg taken 0 healing. We won mind you cause it was a bot game. stupid fucking gooks.
Why is Mantis' ass getting bigger with every new skin
Can someone spoonfeed who Gorr is? Is his firstname actually Nick?
>see players with emmas new skin with the [CAPE REMOVED] toggled >urge to immediately goon to frost's pornstar assAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>739022612It's standard business practice for chink games to be patronizing and manipulative
>>739023212Gorr is pic related and its his actual name. The God butcher was given to him by others.
>>739023357>>739023212Forgot picAlso Gorr is infinitely more interesting and intimidating then Knull has or will ever be.
i don't play qp enough to even engage with bots. The matchmaking is awful in it and if you lose against a OAA duo you go into a bot match, why would ou play that shit?. If I want casual stuff I just play 18v18, doom match, or pve. They need to make another 18v18 map.
>>739023357>>739023408>wife revival failsPunisher is better.
>>739023564QP >> ranked>18v18, doom match, or pvenot the same
>>739015332Too unknown and irrelevant, even Elsa was in an MCU movie
>>739024859>Elsa was in an MCU movie???
>>739024907nta but she was in werewolf by night
>Cletus name dropWell you know what Cletus wants, cletusfags. Make Carnage stop playing God and getting clowned on from looking for other hosts. When he is properly tard wrangled, you'd get what you want.
>>739026924kvno
She won.
>>739026924>IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR
>>739025097they couldn't have her dye her hair or something
The swimsuit skins are going to come back r-right? This is literally the only Psylocke skin I'm missing.
>>739028981>The swimsuit skins are going to come back r-right?Probably yeah
>>739028981Undoubtedly.
>>739029362
>>739023072They've slowly been slutting up all the girls. It's great. Mantis is no exception. They've already stopped giving her ayylmao eyes and plumping her bits.>>739023732Doesn't his reanimated wife hate his guts and left him after robbing him?
>>739029362Mommy.
>>739029828>Doesn't his reanimated wife hate his guts and left him after robbing him?If Marvel Rivals doesn't address her as such character then neither should you. Engage with a good media.
>headshot my entire clip against DD as Jean Grey and the dinosaur still doesn't die Getting gutted just like Emma, calling it now
>>739018805i agree
How's DD?>which oneYes.
>Blocks 60k damage>Diffs your shit tank (aka anyone not picking dino)>Mauls your squishes while barely aimingYeah, I'm thinking Dino mogs you
>>739014414TO ME MY XMEN*blasts team with healing punch lasers*
>>739033980As a dinofag, i am elated. They did good in making him stomping around fun. It feels like they played the jurassic park warzone fighting game from the ps1 becase dd's moveset reminds me of that game.
>>739036268My only complaint about him is all the fucking spinning to maximize his damage output, but at the end of the day it’ll just force me to improve
>>739015316>I haven't lost a single match with himSure but I bet there was also a dino on every single other team you played against, so that means all those dinos did lose those matches.Until dino stops being picked in every match on the New Character weekend, we're not really going to have a practical read on him in stats. He gets melted by the strongest most meta hero DPS picks, but nerfing Tankpool makes him more viable than if he'd remained as he was.
>>739037467My complaint is they let the nigglet speak through himKill moon girl, decapitate moon girl, slam dunk moongirl into a woodchipper
>>739037927>KICK THAT MOON BITCH OFF THE GODDAMN GAME
Bump
When will Zhiyong make a duo team-up permanent?
>Gorr mentioned
>>739014414I don't understand the flaps on Jeff's dino costume. It would look so much better without.
>>739040813>I don't understand the flaps on Jeff's dino costumeI think it's the chinstrap but Jeff's chin is too wide so he leaves it like that
Gay corporate thread
>>739041476>how dare people talk about video games on /v/
>>739041476Retard.
>>739014414>See the new ranked skin for the Dino>Decide i want it>Decide to actually try taking competitive kinda seriously instead of just getting the ranked skin and going back to qp >Manage to get up to diamond using Ultron so i could get the little animated frameCompetitive is so weird, I had so many sweaty games where we barely won and they were the best games Ive had in a while, people actually would protect me as a healer and respond to my pings and callouts. but at the same time I had games that were a cake walk and felt like i was playing against bots. I wish there was a middle ground between comp and qp that i could stay in, having competent players on my team was so refreshing, but i dont like how sweaty it is after Gold
>>739031531based
>>739040813Jeff is retarded
marvel rivals? more like... more like dead woke slop lmao
Best new multiplayer game of at least the last 5 or so years IMO
>>739045158>woke slopLet's see your game depict a white couple marriage as a good thing
>>739046146>b-but we have a token straight white couple! p-please ignore all the kike-coded degeneracy, gweilo!no, I don't think I will, mr. marketer
>>739017049Would be awesome unless they added those horrible hoop earrings for no goddamn reason like always
>>739044882based on what, anon? dude just said what everyone with a functioning brain’s been thinking since beta. devs keep dancing around it like it’s some galaxy-brain balance decision when it’s obvious as hell.glad someone actually acknowledges it instead of pretending everything’s perfectly tuned.
SEX with White Fox's FAT ASS and PUFFY PUSSY
18x18, home.
Do you play with subtitles on or off?
I made a friend with a punisher today. I was playing DD and he just rode on me while we blasted shit all over all match. They need to add more interactions like this. shit was hilarious.
>>739047801I play with my dick.
>>739048293ok Namor
>>739047291Wife
>>739047291phox wife
>>739050758source?
>>739051551I made it up.
>>739050758>MANTIS>INVIS>HELA>ELSA yeah ur tierlist is wrong
VanguardCHADS....
>>739014414Needs more watermarks
>>739047801Why would they ever be off?
Did they fix Cap yet?
Ultron should have the Iron Man team-up by default.
My HERO!!!!
Why do I play ranked there's so many braindead people here.
>>739014414I only know who this is because Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur was written like a Facebook viral post saying Filipinos are the coolest and toughest people alive. Then writers had to bend over backwards trying how to explain why the smartest person in the universe is a 9 year old from NYC when Reed Richards exists and interactions with aliens are commonplace.
>>739056187Was this the beginning of them significantly altering characters proportions for goon reasons? Because those are the legs and tits of a random streetwalker, not Sai. Even her launch skin didn't look like this. And Luna's breakdancer skin has really big tits when Luna never really had those either.
>>739058304No, that's a thing since launch.
>>739028981The devs would have to be massive retards to not bring back old swimsuit skins, I bet they made enough money last summer to fund development for the next 2-3 years aloneAnd their social media channels would implode if they didn't bring them back
>>739057551For the 2026 Summer Skins I think it'll beWave 1:Reed - Free EpicSquirrel Girl* - Pass EpicIron Man - Pass LegendaryC&D - Shop LegendarySpider Man - Shop EpicWave 2:Storm - Free EpicRogue - Pass EpicGambit - Pass LegendaryPhoenix - Shop LegendaryCylcops - Shop Epic*Squirrel girl's Krakoa Resort is not a summer skin and they love putting her in passesThe only ones I'm pretty confident are are Gambit, Rogue, and Reed getting summer skins. Last year the summer skins were heavy on supports and tanks so think it might be heavy on DPS this year. They also already did all the girly supports and thor last year too so none of the obvious skin pig heroes unless they give them a second skin
https://files.catbox.moe/rm9c51.jpeg
>>739058582that doesnt look very different to me. Base Widow has a fat dumpy
>>739014414would the dinosaur
>>739059363
>>739050758Does being strong against anal mean they don't enjoy it?
https://x.com/_Foreverheroics/status/2055813609704317007Gorr might be coming, apparentlyThere are a bunch of voicelines
>>739014414Gorr the God Butcher leaked voice lineshttps://x.com/_Foreverheroics/status/2055813609704317007/video/1
>>739059990>>739060074>"First Eddie and Cletus now this weirdo?"Carnage confirmed?
>>739060074sounds like a PVE map more like, the necrosword is controlled by gorr and it's delving into the minds of whoever holds the sword.
>>739059990>>739060074I don't know a lot about Gorr beside him being in Love & Thunder (lol, lmao even), he'd probably be a DPS right? Or is there something that would lend him more to being a support or tank?
>>739061056he will probably be a seasonal villain and not a playable character.
>>739060074yeah well we have had voice lines for Modok, Hit Monkey, and Captain Marvel for ages and still none of them are in the game
>>739060396>sounds like a PVE map more likeI don't know Doctor Strange was talking to him directly I don't think we've had that on a PVE map
>>739063205the comments say that the necrosword is an item and whoever holds it has gorr penetrate and try to read their mind so they react to it
>>739056556Same thing with Reed's team-up.
>>739015316No, he's really good and fun, but he has clear counters, he's not an insta win button. Definitely feels like he'll be a staple though.
>>739064508People say just play jean but I say just play squirrel girl, she shits on him very hard and breaks the shield instantly
>>739064061Same with Cap/Cat team up.
My soul remains noble, as my sword stays bright.
>>739058304They've always adjusted proportions based on what looks best for each skin
>>739064794Team-ups in general need a huge change. They used to be cool.
>>739059128Find it unlikely that Black Cat doesn't get in.
>>739060074>>739059990>villain>cool>easy to create a moveset forNo brainer, good news
>>739059990>>739060074>I wonder if this will be ambiguous and pieced together from context cues>First second of the clips: "Gorr!"
yo this battle pass fucking sucks. if the summer skins arent crazy and the next battle pass isnt goon worthy im taking a break.
>>739018805Princess when?
post more dino fanart
Hey guys just a quick question, how does one unlock the 6th gallery card in Blood hunt? I have the first 5 but im not seeing the achievement or mission to unlock the last one.
>>739067635I think its beating Kingpin
is Dino really that strong to be ban worthy?
>>739067681But I just beat him and that unlocked the second card.
>>739060074>>739059990We had datamined voicelines reacting to Phoenix, Angela, Deadpool, Rogue and Gambit, but we also had ones for Captain Marvel and she hasn't been added yet, so this doesn't mean Gorr is imminent. He's a good solid addition that could slot into any season however.
>>739060262Not the first reference to Cletus, pretty sure Spider-Man mentions him and Eddie in a similar way when he reacts to All-Black in the Celestial Husk map.
>>739064794Millar is such a berk.
No Groo, no play.
Would she be a good gf?
>>739067635Do you have the 2 cards from the previous battle pass?
>>739069107Yes I have everything filled out except the newest stuffBut i just noticed that its hidden in one of the achievements for getting 10k kills in bloodhunt, I just missed it.
>>739029828The ayylmao eyes should have stayed.
>>739059990>>739060074Soulless pick and 0 hype.
So Devil Dino is OP, right? I got his cheevos two matches. First two times playing him, it was super easy.
>>739066667I want to give her some protein.
GUANG^2 PLEASE
>>739070334>So Devil Dino is OP, right?if you get healbotted 24/7, sure
>>739064794Ahh yes, incest, a completely modern day thing.
>>739070589I mean that is true for a lot of characters. He just feels really strong, like a Duelist with a Vanguard's health and a shield.
>>739059990>>739060074I'm not immediately going to assume this confirms a playable character. Players talk to HERBIE, Ratatoskr, and other convoy shit. Plus there's a lot stacked against Gorr from being playable:>No costume potential whatsoever>Associated with one of the worst MCU ever>All-Black is part of a mapI think Carnage is far more likely to be playable. Gorr could be a cart with the goal of charging All Black/Necrosword to destroy something
>>739061316Not with all those voicelines.
>>739070869The blade lines convince me a bit. He usually has a bunch of say so having the few that show up be so short and just a passing acknowledging of All Black makes it feel like when everyone had lines for Knull on his map.
>>739070869Nah, those are definitely prematch interactions. You can even easily infer Gorr's lines, like he clearly asks if Blade wants All-Black as a weapon. There's no reason for Gorr to not be playable, he fits right in. HERBIE and Ratatoskr don't. As for the other points>Original costumes are easy, Psylocke has 95% originals>Thor has a Love & Thunder costume already>All-Black can change size, and it wasn't destroyed in S3, like Knull, leaving it without a wielder, and some of its lore entry alludes to when it was wielded by Gorr and that it would like to return to that timeThere's no reason Carnage and Gorr can't both be in.
>>739070386She is a hungry girl
>>739071661But those interactions also work for escorting the cart? They're not really a confirmation either way. Also Psylocke actually has comic skins to pull from, her originals are easy because of coomer stuff. Not so much for Gorr.
Captain Marvel when???
I'm jealous of how healthy this game is.
>>739070869>>Associated with one of the worst MCU everYeah and he's also the antagonist of one of Thor's best loved comic arcs. That's like saying Blade Trinity was terrible so Blade can't be in the game.
Can someone help me with Elsa Bloodstone? I'm trying to improve accuracy and overall performance on PS5. Settings and crosshair suggestions welcome
>>739073143Ratatoskr is a giant squirrel creature, HERBIE is a tiny robot helper, they suit being a cart item. Gorr being one would be absurd when he's a human sized guy that fights with a sword (a sword we've seen in-game).
>>739073401I just got my setting from some youtube video teebh
>>739073143>Also Psylocke actually has comic skins to pull fromAnd yet, they don't. They made her one costume, on launch, and since then it's been all originals.
DINO LIZARD
Does aim assist actually help with certain characters or is it just counterproductive?
>>739073395>I'm jealous of how healthy this game is.which dead/dying game is your fav, anon?
>>739073401>Elsa Bloodstone>on PS5ehElsa is for PCConsoles have some aim-assist, but I have no idea how it works
>>739014414has the game gotten way tankier in general this season?I'm getting like 30-40k damage blocked every game in fucking quick play
>>739073401Elsa is great on PS, don't listen to the other guy, I got to Cel 1 basically one tricking her. But I just gonna my settings from some nigga named picknroll or something like that.
I swear to god if a bunch of faggots start pretending to be Cyclops fans now when I've been waiting for the dude since launch I'm gonna be so mad
>>739073347groot looking kinda...
>>739073714Does anyone else hear "DINO N***ER" when she does the ult line
>>739070589he also has a shit ton of self sustain when he hits something so just glue yourself to the tank and watch your health balloon to the 1000s
>>739073714i thought it was thunder lizard
Storm needs more love.
>>739070397>BRING ON THE BAD GUYS>This is more fun than dropping blondes off bridges!>It's GOBLIN time!>Off my meds? WHY YES I AM>Think of this as the NORMAN CONQUEST>Here comes STORMIN' NORMANI will not accept substitutes and MY SUPERVILLAIN shall usher in VILLAIN SEASON.
>>739076497N
Susanoo. [/spoiler[
>>739046405why would people need to market or shill for a game that already won
>>739059518ZAMN
Soon.
>>739081510you're a fat guy
>>739014414this shit is corny.
DISSAPEAR
>>739082089>t. no fun police
is dino ultDINO LIZARDorTHUNDER LIZARD??
>>739083462She clearly says Thunder Lizard and so do the subtitles.
Do you think Khonshu is so mean to Marc because he's Egyptian and Marc is a Jew?
>>739081960For food
>>739083976Ex-Jew.
What are we calling Devil Dinosaur for short if Daredevil is already DD?
>>739085352just call him Devil D
>>739085352dino or rex.
>>739085352Dino or D
>>739085352Dino
>>739085352Is you is or is you isn't my dino
>>739083462THUNDER LIZARD
When?
>>739089114After his mom.
marvel rivals won (mexican hearts and pps)
>>739076497Agreed, I'm still mad they haven't added 1 to 1 classic skin
>>739066667Why is the Red Mage from Final Fantasy there?
Soon...
did you buy the dino armored skin?
>>739014414Does that mean they'll be adding Stegron and Sauron?
>>739089821That whole run was incredibly shameless with the references. Also fun fact, this thing is Deadpools biological goo dog daughter.
>>739090041Wait, so that's not the Carnage symbiote possessing a dog?Given how Deadpool's power is a hard counter to Carnage's and how Wade is even more obnoxious than Cletus, I assumed it had shifted alliances.
Magik using my face as her toilet
>>739053792"Fix" what?
>>739090246>>739059335
>>739090182Princess is a clone of Carnage who also bears Wade's cells.She's similar to Mania, who's a clone of Venom.
>>739090613She is my wife
>>739090182You're actually pretty close. Wade was used as an incubator for a suped up clone of carnage and Princess was the result.
>>739089903I haven't decided. I'll wait to see how the Daredevil outfit looks.
>>739061056Both Tank and DPS can work
>>739089903>did you buy the dino armored skin?Yes, its godlyyou basically play Grimlock or Metal Wargreymon
For anyone who asks about Carnage’s current status, he’s possessing a cockroach and orbiting Norman and Miles now. No Cletus to be seen.
>>739091521I'm more of a Beast Wars Megatron guy myself.
>>739090685>>739090764Wade was the first host, you mean? Not that symbiotes have human DNA.
>>739091561How does a cockroach sustain a whole symbiote?
>>739091650Princess is literally Wades biological offspring. A villain named Harrower fused a dying chunk of carnage with wades body. She's a hybrid.
Where's Deathstroke and Vergil?
>>739015316I honestly have no fucking idea what he does or why my team keeps focusing him. He keeps bumrushing my back line and attacking me (Namor) and I just ignore him and rape his healers and nothing happens. Every once in awhile he'll grab me like a shittier Angela and then try and slap me with his t-rex arms but, again, I just ignore him.Does he have any DPS/CC potential or is he just a large hitbox that relies on the stupidity of the enemy team?
>>739091805No idea. Maybe what happened in this panel had something to do with it.
>>739091972Also Wade technically gave birth to a new Cletus too but princess killed him.
>>739091805Carnage is strong-willed, so much so that he ate two other symbiotes' minds. A short lull of starvation is nothing compared to brushes with death, and even outright deaths he barely managed to return from.
>no webmswhy
>>739092281>NO MY SWITCH
>>739091972She cute
>>739092281The art is a bit weird but this is actually pretty based. Did the Overton Window finally shift over the comics industry?
>lesbo Angela is in>my fav bi bitch who put a baby in her gf isn'tMystique when?
>>739092281>killing an enemy instead of trying to help them is childish weaknessdamn, even boku no hero academia said "Don't be so rigid. Killing can be another way to save someone. "
>>739093149To be fair this is carnage we're talking about. He's been killed like 4 times now.
>>739093149Carnage (and Cletus) just don't fucking stay dead.
>>739087439>People are having a 'tism fit in chat>spam the bottom right
>>739093149Trying to kill Carnage has not worked, maybe trying to be nice to Carnage will do something
>>739092797>Raggle Fraggle
>>739018805Will Howard ever get in?
Miggy will be a vanguard and paralyze people!
How do I play Rogue, she sounds interesting but whenever I try to play her I just get shredded
>>739094180Step 1 - Don't solo tankStep 2 - Have a Gambit on your team to give you the teamupIf you fail either of these steps you are gonna have a bad time.
>>739093898possibly
>>739014414>pick Pheonix>game becomes a 5v6 because the dino can't survivelol, lmao
Dude, they're playing marvel movies at the square for FREE.
>>739095501I'm always confused at how Whedon managed to make the first Avengers film look so bad, he had Seamus McGarvey as director of photography, who's done incredible looking films like Atonement, Godzilla 2014 and Nocturnal Animals, and still somehow made the film look like a network TV show
>>739095501What's the point of the anime trailers when you air MCU instead of anime/cartoon adaptations of Marvel?
>>739095908>Godzilla 2014>Incredible lookingHalf the movie is a black screen
>>739096539Try watching with the screen on
>>739094224Is she that bad without him?
>>739058212>Reed Richards>the smartest in the universeReed isn't even the smartest person in his own family, bro.
>>739096539Anon you have no idea what lighting is. Alien vs Predator Requiem is poorly lit, because visual information is simply lost, Godzilla 2014 is superbly lit, it contrasts exactly as it's intended to. You should really be watching things on a better display. A dinky computer monitor or something is not doing it justice.
>>739096840Compare to
bump
>>739096272>when you air MCU instead of anime/cartoon adaptations of Marvel?they're airing MCU because Marvel wants them to shill for Doomsday
>>739098554Doom is dead in the comics and RDJ Iron Man is dead in MCU.
>>739098760>Doom is dead in the comicsToo bad he won't stay that way forever.Doom is one of the worst writer's pets to ever exist in comics.
>>739098841Doom is best when writers remember to balance that he is a genius with the fact that deep down he has the temperament of a five year old child.
>>739016817We need Hit Monkey, Howard the Duck, and Throg so we can have a full team of animal characters. Then we need five more robot/android characters, starting with Nimrod.
>>739100130Yeah, see, the problem is that writers don't remember to do anything in a Doom book besides jerk him off like their lives depend on it.
>>739093898I hope so. Imagine his kit: Quack-Fu, a sword, a gun, and his ultimate is that laser golf cart from the movie.
>>739022612If you suck dick too much, you get pity wins. Get good and you'll never see them.
>>739023072Because she's leeching the mass from Captain America's ass.
>>739037927Go do something about your neurosis instead of forcing us to suffer from it, bitchbaby.
>>739098760>Being dead in comic books>in 2026 He will be back with some kind of redemption arc, most likely to fight against the NEW big bad. Then once the event is done he will go back to being DOOM again. This is Marvel's favorite trick with their villains. I call it the Thanos Maneuver.
>>739046405I'm sure you can make an exhaustive list off all these things that trigger in order to prove to us that you're right.
>>739064275>Day 15: they still do not suspect a thing. I have integrated perfectly into their pack.
>>739079095Cain Marko looking kinda weird there.
>>739098760"Lost another Doombot. Oh well."
I greatly appreciate that NetEase is making the men just as sexy and slutty as the women. Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander.
Sue is...
>>739101842a milf
*steals all post-match damage absorbed medals*
>>739101842sexually attractive!
>>739101842The best girl (canonically)
>>739101842built for....
>>739102370>18 minute match>70k damage dealt>135k damage blockedHe's amazing when he doesn't blow up in an instant
>>739101842My wife.
>>739022190Default Psylocke sex.
>>739100278The fact that it's based on player skill makes it even worse though. Giving free wins to shitters just makes them shittier.
>>739100452>some kind of redemption arcDoom had never given a fuck about his mom while he was alive unlike Rivals Doom. No point in reviving him back.
>>739102582As long as you can keep chomping to get the bonus health and your healers pay attention he's, pardon the expression, an absolute beast. But I dread seeing a Wolverine or Iron Fist approach, or everyone on the enemy team goes long-ranged.
>Reduced ult gain when damaging Devil Dino applies to Banner's gunI'm not sure why I thought he would be an exception.
>>739100452Dude, Death doesn't give a shit about you, let it go.
>>739101842married
>>739101842...constantly cheating on Reed with Namor.
>>739103231Fishman hands posted this
>>739100278the last time i played i was on a win streak in quickplay then i got a bot match after one loss
>>739103231In your dreams.
>>739103301>>739103457Don't shoot the messenger.Blame the comics for making her wetter than the Atlantic for the fishstick.
Another season, another vanguard that does things I wish Hulk would do.
World Cup skins?
>>739103231literally never banged Namorlet alone "constantly"
>>739103540This is why your cousin leaves you.
>>739103540Delusional.
>>739101842A good wife and mother.
>>739014414I try so hard to play vanguard, yet I almost always get the most retarded teammates, and I'm worthless if my team can't fucking play with vanguards properly
>>739103620Which ones are you playing?
>>739103540Please, he's much too ethnic for her.
>>739103632She should be multi-role when she inevitably gets added.
>>739103698Nah, a grappler vanguard.
Dino cock
>>739103634It doesn't matter which one I play, no matter how much space I make or distract the enemy team my own team will almost never take advantageI main Thor because I can actually attack the backline while being a vanguard, I try to split the enemy team up a lot and my team will literally never take advantage of it, even if I use my ult right in the middle to make them scatter and split up my team will just get angry at me for a "bad ult"
>>739103714We already have a big green muscle vanguard.
>>739103587>>739103590>>739103673:)
>>739103857Try asking them what they're doing and if they'd actually play the game and do their jobs.
>>739103620>>739103857You need to accept that you'll have to babysit your team.The mentality of most players in this game is that it's a TDM game and you move the cart/cap the point in between bouts of TDM. Supports will not move up with you because they think they're playing "safe" by staying as far from the fight as possible and making themselves dive victims who you couldn't peel for even if they pinged for it which they won't since they think you have a rearview mirror and know when they're getting jumped. No one will move up as long as there are enemies on screen, everyone just plays to wipe the enemy team then move up when it's "safe".SO games just devolve into both sides getting reinforcements in a team fight.
>>739103992This is why your cousin leaves you.
>>739103014Iron Fist is free food for the dino in my experienceWolverine however shreds you without mercy
>>739103997I very frequently type while dead complaining about my team's faults, yet they never listen>>739104009I need to play with 5 friends or something but then quick play would become way too easy
>>739104025:D
>>739104163This is why your cousin leaves you.
>>739104042You must tell me your secret for defeating Lin as Devil, because I make him bleed and chomp/slap him mercilessly yet he still out-damages my bonus health and survives my attacks.
>>739104124>I need to play with 5 friends or something but then quick play would become way too easyIf you have decent friends.I have two friends I play with regularly, and they're pretty good. But, they have three friends who like to play with them on and off and we sometimes wind up in a full stack, and they just play casually so they suck ass and it annoys the shit out of me because they complain about it loudly in voice chat instead of just taking advice or getting better or switching.Like, it's QP so who cares, but fuck is it annoying to hear one of them screaming artistically into their mic having baby fits about not being able to do anything or getting bombarded by a QP Squirrel Girl. And of course, they play support/dps. Three of them default to support, and one defaults to either Punisher or Squirrel Girl who is the biggest baby when he does badly. It's fucking grating. Meanwhile, one of them who insists on playing support I think just plays with team mate healthbars turned off on support somehow because he can't healt what's right in front of him.So we wind up with 3supp in retarded comp situations, often with only me on tank a lot of the time.
>>739103992This is literally a fake reality made by Doom that's satirizing "deconstruction" superhero stories where everyone is dark and amoral
>>739104186>beam before he is in attack range>pause when he blocks>beam or chomp when he stops blocking to apply bleeding again>lunge at him with your grab>spit him out somewhere he doesn't want to be>chomp/beam until deathWorks every time for me. The most difficult part is nailing the part about spitting him out where he doesn't want to be because that changes constantly with the gameflow.Generally you should consider that Iron Fist hates being in the middle of your team without his block, he hates being in the middle of an empty room and he hates fully walled off corners so go for any of those things.What he loves are pillars, highgrounds, quick escape routes and your backline when he has block up so avoid those at all times.
>>739104319I mean not being able to use vc is annoying, I CAN, but it has so many problems since I'm a woman, if you're able to believe meThere's misogyny, sexism, insults, I get yelled at to switch to strategist and all sorts of shit
My wife Illyana
>>739104163That isn't Sue, it's the shapeshifter Llyra. tricking Namor. Even tricks him into having sex.
>>739104474mine,yours and everyone else's
>>739100440Lol triggered?Moon boy was a better character than moon nigglet
>>739104174>>739104426>>739104517:P
>>739104591How about you post the next panels?
>>739104591why didnt you post the rest?
Yeah yeah, next up, Ultimate panel out of context, then Life Story, the usual routine. Maybe drop in What If for fun.
>>739104591This is why your cousin leaves you.
>>739104675That is why his cousin leaves him.
>>739104557>the racist is also a hypocriteYou animals are so amusing.
>>739103632hard to tell if spiderfags are worse than namorfags
>>739104675Nothing wrong with having fun and keeping the thread bumped.
Where the fuck is he? Why are they adding literal who dinosaurs before him?
>>739104938This is why your cousin leaves you.
>>739104956Marvel give them a list of characters they need to put in and everything else is up to the chinks, hence DEI plant moon girl getting in before long awaited villains
>>739105016>long awaited villains>guy who literally no one cares about outside of a meme
>>739105016Yidsney would definitely want Mephisto to be playable.
>>739105052you're an idiot
>>739105052Juggernaut is core Marvel
>>739105052No, that's what YOU know him from, because you're a secondary.
>>739104938>Kurtzberg>Goldestein
>>739105052>one of Marvel's most famous and beloved villains/heroes outside of the Spider-Man rosterRetard, Juggernaut has been in Marvel games for like thirty year. Dumb fuck. Raging faggot.
>>739105190>you're a secondaryyou're in a Rivals thread, not a /co/ threadthis is a normalfag game, not a nerd gamethe "long awaited villains" are people from the Spider-Man or Avengers movies like the Green Goblin
>>739103620>>739103857A lot of it comes down to learning how to play around retards and, more importantly, getting out of ELO hell to get teammates that know what the fuck they're doing. Once your EOMM is good enough you'll typically have teams and opponents that understand how to play the objective and how to make use of having a frontline. Vanguard is definitely the role that feels most reliant on having teammates that aren't total tards, but when you DO have them it feels amazing. You feel like an unstoppable menace. There is some personal skill and expression in reaching that point (i.e. knowing how to play your character, knowing how to use cover, knowing how to take and hold space), but you're right in that you are pretty dependent on your supports to heal you and your DPS to actually get kills.Thor is honestly a tough tank to play at this stage of the game's life span. He's outshone by other brawlers and he can really struggle to get in. Poke is strong and counters him, and a lot of other brawlers also counter him (especially Devil Dino, who is in basically every match right now). I used to main him but fell off hard when they gave him that rework a long time ago, and I basically never play him now. It just feels like way more of a struggle than pretty much any other tank.
>>739105327No one asked you to make obnoxious proclamations
Taiminin Psylocke when?
>>739105496They need to buff Thor by giving him his full auto lightning ability from zombies/vampires.
>>739105641They need to buff Thor by making his E bigger, longer lasting and an actual shield that blocks projectiles for its duration.
>>739104938>Posting ntr lies about fictional characters>Having funPost nose rabbi
>>739104675Being fair, why there are so many stories about that?
>>739105721more than anything they need to buff Thor by making his ult stronger. It's insane that 250HP characters can survive a full frontal hit from his ulteasily one of the bottom three ults in the game along with Peni and Mr Fent
>>739105723>ntr
>>739014414>a Dino crisis:D>in Marvel Rivals.>:(
>>739098482sex with aliens
>>739101842>Sue is...best girl!
>>739102608>Default Psylockea man of taste
>>739104891Spiderfags have been at it since the 90s at least, you decide if that's better or worse.
>>739104591>>739104665what is this, Dr. Phil?
>>739105840They should just copy Thor's ult from Smite and call it a day.
>>739106081it's worse, it's Bendis
>>739022612>trillions of players on consolesIt barely gets 1.5 million weekly players on PS5 aka where 80% of the console playerbase is.
>>739105641Honestly, not what I'd want out of him. The reason I disliked the rework was because it made him more of an Awakening bot. I much preferred the disruptive brawler gameplay of using Storm Surge and his melee to beat the shit out of people before going into Awakening as a full-commitment finisher. The rework ruined what I felt was his intended style and ditched his gimmick, while also dropping him to bottom tier.
>>739104891>hard to tell if spiderfags are worse than namorfags"Spiderfags" exist despite of the circumstances of Peter Parker. Namorfags fuck their cousins in real life.
>>739106259>barely
>>739106259it was 1.58M and that was end of S7, before S8 hitso when new season starts it goes above 2M, maybe to 2.5Mfor a big release like Doom it will probably hit 3-4M
>>7391062591.58m > ""barely"" 1.5m
>>739106603This. In S0/S1 I got to brawl with Thor by clanking with his melee and constantly throwing the hammer point blank into people's faces when it was on a one second cooldown and one Thorforce that would refresh when you hit someone. You could clonk clonk clonk throw clonk clonk clonk throw clonk clonk clonk zoom people all you wanted and just get stupid constant blue life from it.Now they decided he would be an awakening bot, then they decided he'd be a kidnapper, and now he's actually legit D tier not just a meme. He has no real power at this point in the game.
>Third most popular hero shooter on steam>Second most popular hero shooter on ps5How does marvel rivals do that? Can anything stop China?
I notice that people lock in DPS but suck at aiming and doing damage. Why is that?
>>739108691ego
>>739108691main character syndrome
>>739101842
>Four steamrolls in a row on my end followed by a bot game, another steamroll, and then my team steamrolling three games in a row.Cool QP. Cool.
>VenoMJ looks like this>she goes by Venom which is a name that is already taken in the game>Cletus preordered his spot as Carnage so this means no MJarnageI guess there is only ScreaMJ design from Insomniac Spider-Man 2 truly left, assuming Obax Majid would let Scream go as the current host. MJ is gojng take a while to get rostered into the game. What are some designs that would make her look good as a host of a symbiote?
>>739110389>He thinks MJ isn't going to be Jackpot.Why does everyone keep thinking it's gonna be any sort of Symbiote variant?
>>739104956I'm sorry, but even since I was a kid I've always thought that helmet is stupid
>>739110519Why MJ as Jackpot? That's already taken by two other women and MJ almost got killed as Jackpot so she drops it entirely. Not to mention that Black Cat already has gambling gimmick.
>>739110519nobody likes Jackpot
Sex with Elsa
>>739110997you cant handle her 'itish hunter unshaved puss
>>739111021Good
>>739014414I started this game yesterday! I played dps deadpool! I was getting between 20 and 45 kills per match!
>>739044156lady Ultron when?
Was deapool lying when he said speedball was getting in in the next update? I wanna play as pennance
>>739110792Because what is your alternative as Scream? She's either gonna play like Spidey but tankier or Venom but lankier. Yeah, BC has gambling mechanics but there's nothing stopping you from doing something new with her.
>>739111551Good man>dps deadpool!not the easiest hero to play
>>739111614
>It's a Mantis and Warlock as support game
>>739112530Offense is the best support.
Futa Elsa
>>739111551Hate to break it to you, but your first matches are vs botsengagement optimized matchmaking
>>739113660how girthy is it?
>>73911487814.7 inches
>>739104956What would his ult line be
Did they hint who's coming next patch yet?
How do we fix Angela?
Now that the MCU turned Bullseye into a morally ambiguous antihero, what are his chances of getting in?
>>739115430We'll only know in 8.5.
>>739116083HYPER VIPER BEAM
>>739115430No, they locked the final story thing until 8.5
>>739111614Would this be a skin for Ultron or Iron Man?
>>739117047How do we feel about the removal of Slow debuff on his E?
Critters.
>>739117047BREED Richards aka Mister FantasDIH.
>>739117759horrifying
>>739115556Make her more vulnerable to CC.
>>739118340She should also be nude
>>739118340doesnt she get giga screwed with all CC effects going around?>earthbound>knocked down>stuns>displacement abilities
>>739117341>magik D tier>magik's stats goin on 16 seasons in a row:
>>739072370>>739090041>>739090764It's so weird that the introduction of a funny mascot character is what finally let deadpool books start having him kill people again.
>>739115556Undo all the balance changes to her. She came out perfect and the game has added more counters to her+tenacity. The last nerfs she got retardedly moved her more into her ground form and added downtime on her charge which is makes nosense
>>739118967
>>739117341Tards like this is the reason Emma will always be garbage and keep catching nerfs.
>>739115556Have her attacks while flying be more than just trusting the spear. She should do full combos with it. If you played any other game with a spear wielding character you know what i'm talking about. Give her second defensive ability. The shield is ok at best. Something that gives her more staying power in fights or even something to help ensure she can safely retreat. Even with her ability to quickly take off, she still is less effective at that than Venom/Cap/Hulk/Magneto.Her ult is basically useless unless your team is there to take advantage of it. Shit damage, you can literally just walk away to break it's effects. Various characters can full on negate it, wasting the cooldown.With the concept of Multiclass being in the game now, maybe rework her to be Vanguard/Duelist . Because outside of having the shield, she in no way feels like a Vanguard. Fucking RICHARDS feels more tanky than her.
>>739113970Not necessarily, he could have been put on a team full of pat+ stackags carrying him hard.
Which skin should I buy bros?PsylockeBlood KariudoElsaYoung BloodBloody ButlerHulkInfinity Hulk
>>739120058ElsaYoung BloodGREAT ass
>>739120058Hulk. But Blood Kariudo is still psylocke's the only pyslocke skin that's actually good.
when more dance emotes
>>739120181I wish they let you keep her red hair with that skin
>>739120461>Blood Kariudo is still psylocke's the only pyslocke skin that's actually good.what a stupid thing to say
>>739120546Zesty.
>>739120642>tennis, hideously bad>daifuku, doesn't even look like psylocke>disco, same as above but also a random whore>formula R, looks like trailer trash>swimsuit, not bad but it's just a swimsuit. Her retro x men skin is good, crazy it's just a rare.
>>739120643>anyone else think it's ponk behavior when a man eats a desert?niggas can't do nothing, seems very miserable
this game is so fucking dead here in asia, i'd have to play in NA for better games or play with fucking indians. koreans and japanese are not playing it.
>>739121325it IS a straight white man's game after all.
Seems Marvel decided now was the time to push Cyclopshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTBm0lW_ao4
>>739121325Its literally cause of the shit optimization and gooks dont like Netease, which is why the Eatsports is just NA/EU
>>739117214Fucking sucks.
Jean gala or ice skin?
>>739117341>Peni C tier>when out of all tanks, she has the highest winrate in both competitive and quickplayRetards like this really think that she only works in defense during convoy or that you should immediately change to another tank if you can't position your mine nest comfortably during the first or second encounter.As long as you position your nest properly and extend it with the webs, she's a fucking menace.Too bad her current team-up has her stuck with Spider-Man players like fucking tumors.
>>739123098>>when out of all tanks, she has the highest winrate in both competitive and quickplaywin rate never tells the whole storywhile she has a very high winrate it could mean that>she's played mainly by one tricks, or at least people who know how to play her>people pick her when they know she fucking works. instead of being a general pick, she's more of a counterpickMagik also has a very high winrate, one of the highest. Yet she still has a relatively low pick rate, and most people wouldn't consider Magik busted. She's good, but she doesn't exactly break the game
Tokon collab WHEN!!!!???
>>739123480>Tokon collab WHEN!!!!???the game isn't even out yet
>>739123436>Yet she still has a relatively low pick rateNo she doesn't. Storm has a high winrate and low pickrate. Magik is played more than Hela, Starlord, Psylocke, Elsa in all ranks on PC and I'm pretty sure it's a bigger gap on console
>>739123436Yeah, I guess. I still think that she should be a bit higher. Her CC has to be one of the best in the game and the only map type she should struggle a bit with is convoy attack. Even capturing the point should be fine as long as you keep repositioning the nest.On any case, with her and Strange, I covered most of my bases.
>>739121919Cyclops and Thing is nice but I hope the second dlc is more Cosmic characters since this is Cosmic Invasion
>enemy Dino uses Thunder Lizard>use Deadpool's gun ult on him>he fucking panics and kills himself immediatelyLmao. I bet that every single step he took damaged him. If so that's hilarious.>>739123098Sex with Penis ParkerAll the Penis Parkers
>>739124413>WHAT ARE YOU AIMING AT?
Spider-man requires so much effort to learn how to play, is there even a point in learning all the combos? I dont feel like im contributing when I try him out in matches.
>>739123014>Jean gala or ice skin?Gala IMO - the cleavage is god-tierone thing I dislike about Ice is that the Phoenix stand is half blue prefer it orange
>>739123098? just shoot the nest
>>739124015>Magik is played more than Hela, Starlord, Psylocke, Elsa in all ranks on PCthat cannot be true
>>739124734a godly spider-man is scary, yes
>>739111614erm why is janet's ass huge, i thought she was supposed to be tiny?
>>739125428
>>739124413I mostly do the katana ult with him but I do kind of love how the gun ult is simultaneously a skill check for the target and a knowledge check for you (knowing who it's good on). Like, it'll instantly shit on a Punisher or Strange, especially if they panic, but does literally nothing to Emma. It's a very well-realized ability.I really hate how well-designed Deadpool is and how fun he is to play because he's such a fucking annoying dickhead.
>>739125773>Those SG pick and win rates
>>739118967shes so fucking hot bros idk why i like her the most
>>739125773going by winrate Wanda is better than Phoenixand thats why winrates are meaningless
Who are the two chicks on on right ?I guess the pink pony tail is psy but who is the one with sword ? Angela ?
>>739126269Magik apparently
>>739124734He's as fun as he is hard. learn where the healthpacks are, learn how to bunny hop effectively so you can always escape. With those two fundamentals you will live long enough to have fun and want to learn more.>do I need to know all the combos??to start no you don't need any combos. a cluster > GOHT > uppercut will kill anyone who has been shot already. bread and butter combo is a very simple starting point and will work semi often. >I don't feel like im contributingYou wont until you learn how to play him. You should have a ton of "finals" (kills) and very few deaths.
>>739126269That's clearly Magik.
>>739126269psylocke and magik are the mutant cash shop bimbos so probably magik
>>739126269>huge ass swordobviously Magik
>>739126323>>739126347>>739126364>Magikoh yeah i tought it couldn't be magik cuz she's already ther in far middle, but now that i look closer there is also 2 gambits and rouge's
>>739014414Cool dinosaurs in Marvel Rivals. Time to look at more lolicon on /b/.
>>739126614yes the story is they're fighting the clones made by alchemax from the future to free Cyclops from their punch dimension milking machine.
>>739127060THE RAPED
>Savage Lands theme>Milkwoman Luna or whatever the fuck>Another lame Ultron recolor
>>739014414>People play marvel rivals the Jewish racemixing cuckoldry game Sad
>>739125394>As long as you position your nest properly and extend it with the webs, she's a fucking menaceIf you place the nest behind an indestructible structure and extend it with the webs, the only way the other team can destroy it is by walking through the webs or to try to flank you. The Peni players who place the nest right in the middle of the map are useless.
>>739127391Forgot your Cloak and Dagger image.
>>739085352moongirlfags call him D so the community calls him Dino
>>739127385peni the only good thing but I don't play peni. DD is fine but we just got the black mcu skin. Whole roadmap of skins is pretty ass this season.
>>739125361I went for the gala flr the tits
>>739127385Cavewoman Hela sexo
>>739015316Hes good but he's very specific healer dependant. The 4 shitters of the healocalypse cant keep hin alive. jeff loki ultron and adam are just suicide runs when they are healing the dinosaur.
>>739126347>me on the other side underneath magik
double ulting as a support and then losing the game because of it feels like shitting your pants in public. People get really nasty if you fuck up like that.
>>739115556Give her back the shorter cooldown on her charge
>>739116083>>739116214Based Cablebros.
>>739129397Aa long as you ping the team that your ult is ready, it's the fault of the second healer for panicking.
>>739124480>>739124413dino dork
another W bread!
Don't make another thread you cucks
>>739014414DD is so fun. Most fun new character they added in a long time.Not saying he is balanced or fiar just fun.So glad that boys got finally something for them again
whens gwenpool
>>739014486>dude relax
>>739066667Aww Deadpool gets a daughter? Finally a happy ending
>>739131163This but also whens penance
>>739127385Damn I might consider playing Hela agai-Pfft!! hahahaha
>>739111850>ScreamDoesn't have to be her. Could be Toxin or She-Venom or something else like Spinnerette. Spider-Man moves can have a whole game moveset be created for them so making up some for MJ where she has like six arms or she could just do different kick or punch variations combined with webswinging, isn't too hard. Also Jackpot has negative hype/aura and would confuse normies as to why they gave her such a shit idea and then track it back to BND retards who don't what women like or have actual any taste when it comes to sexy costumes or even good stories. Fucking BND faggots.
>>739106081>>7391061402000's-era Marvel is tabloid garbage created by hack former TV writers who don't care about Marvel.
