> You gain access to the funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 5 million dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting,> smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, no> bathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions.> Can you do it?> >Medium mode:> The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame"> - prize raised to 10 million dollars> > > >Hard mode:> All of the above, plus the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level as a tribute and they'll make the sound effect themselves, all 100% serious> - prize raised to 50 million dollars> >Impossible mode:> All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urn> - prize raised to 1 billion dollars> >Nightmare mode:> All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urn> - prize raised to 5 billion dollars> >Shane must die mode:> All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues> - prize raised to 10 billion dollars + you'll receive 30% of Shuntaro Furukawa's salary for the rest of your life
What happens if I use a star?
>>739017754I would use the invisibility badge from Mario Wonder
