Which Zelda girl do you hope makes a cameo in the movie coming out next year?
stealth zelda girls general
I will not be watching a single entry in the entire trilogy.>>739020063Nice bump, sissy.
Do you think they'll make like a Zelda expanded universe where it turns out there's dozens of them like there are in the games?
>>739019504Shaggy is a lucky bastard
>>739020063what happened to this thread >>739001594Was it autosaged or something?
>>739020514people deadass didnt post in it?
>>739020616impossible
>>739019504GERUDO PUSSYthat is all
>>739020951>no sweaty smelly hairy horny 8 foot tall brown wife to make our babies with me
>>739020951I want to tenderly love and pamper a giant woman.
>>739021047The Legend of Zelda (namely TP) is responsible for my attraction to girls taller than I am.Too bad girls are turned off by men shorter than they are.
>>739019504Malon
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>>739021324fag
>>739019504Gerudo sexo goddesses will.be brutally nerfed and uglified.My heart will not be able to take it.
>>739021661>tigers over the tits instead of birds>no lion with mane over the pussyOne job
>born as the reincarnated children of the devil>brown skinned and live in the desert, original designs had Muslim music and iconography >entire biology is designed around kidnapping the white men, imprisoning them and using them to breed more brown women>over the course of 100 years when all the fighting age white men all but gone the male reincarnation of the devil comes back, he and his harem army slaughters the rest of the white peopleHow did Nintendo get away with it?
>>739024965Groose ain't the devil
>>739025351They should have given the triforce of power to the Groose
>>739025351He was a dick to Link. Original sin.
Groose took SS Zelda's anal virginity and made every Zelda since squirt from backdoor fun
>>739020409Plot twist: That's what BotW was the whole time. Not a recombined timeline.
Sisters, why is the thread not at bump limit yet? Where are the second and third threads???Ugh, I am so useful, unlike everyone else...
>>739029083Phew, nice save, xister! That was too close.
>>739029195ur welcome
>>739029083Make a tier list of which Zelda girls have which ice cream flavour as their favourite
>>739019504Giving the Gerudo pointy ears was so fucking stupid and made them less unique. Anyway, you all should be playing Dusk right now, it's fantastic.