Damage control intensifies
Garry's top reddit mod Ubre lashes out at video with 53 views for making comparisons to Garry's Mod 1. The partnered developer was seen seething in the trooncord because S&Box failed and did not make him rich, after having spent years stroking Garry's ego in the echo chamber, although he never made any game played by a single soul on the platform. Troonbre then contacted the video creator directly and forced him to change the video title and write an apology.
>>739021707>>739021642Don't think anyone cares about s&box Mr anon; shit "game" that died way too quick
>>739021642Did you play?
Were the sausages worth it? The gay fish weren't worth it in pillars of eternity. Author's barely disguised fetish never wins bros
>>739021707Terry defenders are insane troons
>>739021642This is a sandbox, right? And everyone is dodging it because of the ugly sausage people? Can't the dev not just delete the sausage characters and port in Generic Half Life Man 6 to fix that problem?
>>739022325>>739021707>>739021642Playing s&box is the equivalent of being sexually assaulted violently.It mocks you as a player with its Fanboy and ChumChum artstyle, using you like a bag of meat. Fills up your drive with useless assets every "game"mode you join, leaving you full of its residue You are completely ravaged and usedIn short: It rapes you
>>739022325I prefer the original gmod
>>739022429Everyone wanted source 2 with valve assets.But this is some half assed mix of source in a unity way, just worse than both, less optimized, more complicated, lacking documentation.In the end he made a roblox game platform dlc wannabe.
>>739022429it's a vehicle for AIslop
>>739021642Furfag ERP'ers FURIOUS at sausages
>>739021707Why is everyone involved with Tr&sbox so mentally ill?
>>739022862You should be mentally unstable to support the idea. The window of opportunity to monetize unhinged internet creativity has long gone
>>739022741>you're a furry because you hate Star Fox>you're a furry because you hate Garrys Mod 2I'm noticing. I don't know why furries are the current "you're a bad person if you don't buy product" tag when being called poor or brown is more effective but I'm noticing.
>>739022862facepunch devs
>>739021642You never, ever go full nipple. That's like character design 101.
>>739022997Just throw out any word, it doesn't have to make sense.I don't know why just calling people fags has to be complicated.
>>739022741people are furries for avoiding a game with fimosis dicks for characters? fuck off to your discord ubre
keep seething braxen
>>739021642What were they smoking going for ugly models like these
>>739022429No, because he already put all his eggs in one basket and modeled his cosmetic NFTs specifically for the sausage men.
>>739024016garry is inspired by roblox
>>739022741YES SAAAAAAAAR
>>739028669MR GARRY SAAR
guys when are cosmetic prices gonna go to the moon im sitting on 10 cardboard crowns hereplease i spent my savings on this when are we gonna make it?
>>739021642>still trying to salvage a game that flopped on week 1>can't even be bothered pull a No Man's Sky level of turn-aroundWhy does Gay's Mod or whoever the dev is called, think his slop is owed money?
>>739021642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkHguq2yBAk
>>739024016It's the Veilguard approach: Make your character models intentionally hideous so people spam them everywhere
Garry is so unbelievably retarded for making the default models what they are. Even if the rest of the "game" was perfectly fine, he is blowing off his own foot by making these hideous creatures the first thing people see when they look at the storage page. He's been told this for over a fucking decade but refuses to change it. He deserves failure.
>>739028669minecraft was standing on its own two feet as a fucking free browser game, and garry's mod had the backing of countless Valve assets and wind in its sails through a strong CS:S modding community as a good reason to buy into it on day one. s&box has empty promises, a team of weak hobbyist devs and a graphical bump for double the price of hyper-evolved Garry's Mod that still has the entire Source community churning away at masterwork mods for it. Sandbros, I just can't see it...
did anyone play the skateboarding game? i put about 10 minutes into it before my refund. its fucking terrible, it wants to be skate with the funny ragdoll physics but forgets the actual fun part of skate (the satisfying skateboading gameplay). fucking embarrassing
>>739030480that shit should be a gmod addon not a "game" lmao
>>739022429they're HIS sausage people and you WILL learn to love themalso he already made 50 gorillion real-money cosmetic items for them that you WILL buy
I JUST BOUGHT MORE HATS IN THE GARRYVERSE
>>739028669When gmod and minecraft came out, we all were playing pirated copies. kek
idk i kind of like the sausage people but isnt this literally just roblox? that shits already free; who is this even for? you should be identifying a potential market before moving ahead with a project, right> who was the audience? people who want to play roblox but would rather it cost money to do so?
>>739030293idk who the fuck could have watched what happened to nidhogg and thought this was a good idea. 1 was a breakout indie hit that everyone loved and the second 2 dropped it literally vanished out of public consciousness overnight purely because of those fucking muppets
>>739030901NOW IM GETTIN PAID RENT IN CASH WITH S AND BOXS AND BOX
>>739030912cracked minecraft servers... home
>>739030916And the Nidhogg dev had the exact same attitude about the whole thing that Garry does now, social media meltdown and all. Like pottery.
>1.4k players on a Saturday night
>>739021707Everything about this is 100% clown world coded.
did the recent large "update" make the explosions actually launch things instead of making them fall overthis is one of the pillars of enjoyable sandbox gameplay, funny ragdolls, and they did not even get this right
>>739021707>Spends all time intentionally clicking shitty games>Scrolling over all the good games ads>they always do thatclearly pebak and not the dog shit ui
>>739021642The sausage men look like such horrendous dogshit I never even considered giving this a chance from the moment I set eyes on them
>>739031297the update was just rushed out to band aid add physics, but it just created a bunch of new bugs lol
>>739021642>Wanted Garry's Mod in Source 2>got roblox slop insteaddeserved, I hope he goes bankrupt for this
It will have a negative reputation for now but down the line little billy is going to be playing gta 6 clone in s&box because he can't afford the real thing. Most of the people who moved on will be replaced by the swarm of underages playing it as it might have some decent apps eventually. I give it about 3 years before we see youtubers making shitty videos on the new epic game on s&box that hit millions of views. Sucks to think he made a game that is not really a game at all but rather a game launcher.
>>739022429Not really a solution since some games force sausage models anyway, and that’s far from the only issue.
>>739032721like how the fuck do you look at these two screenshots and think "hmm yes this will be just as good as gmod let's ship it"what the FUCK
>>739021642Looks and plays like an amateurs attempt at a video game, not a billion pound studio. They're not the small time dev they try to portray themselves to be.
>>739032721>second imageHoly shit, that actually is just a Roblox game. Just worse because it's gay and ugly, with no way to freely customize your character like you can with Shitblox. Was this really what this moron had in mind for this game?
>>739021707>shitty gamesNice to know that if I decide to develop on S&box the pisscord is gonna talk shit about me.....
>>739028669>Having hope for saarbox
>>739032721It's the fucking heads. If they just change the fucking heads then people might like the design, but they're amorphous ugly potato people, apologies to the irish.
>>739033031But I'm not playing it
>>739033224Just hanging around the discord sulking and sulking and sulking and sulking
>>739032721Look at all those engagement bait quests
>>739033198I think the texture/skin is very unappealing too. All the icky parts of the body are flushed red to draw extra attention.
>>739032879ironically every game these top tier s&box "developers" make is just a shitty clone of a gmod gamemode or some other obvious rip-off, and nobody plays them
>>739022050Oh, it's waffle dog.
>>739033031garry will make me rich if we keep holding the line!!
>>739033031>imfuckingplying i didnt get my money back for this travestyi came here to laugh at you, dude
>>739033521>everyone who calls him a faggot is personally sent by garry to torment himJust stop playing it bro lmfao
>>739033547>an embarassing displaylol at your gay little scolding (also only cheap people get refunds)
>>739033547It's really funny when devs are hamstrung by needing to compete with their old games.
>>739033656i can live without the $20, i just dont want garry to have it :)i used the money to support based devs instead
>>739021642I must be getting old cause I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>739034446garry made a roblox clone with NFTs and scammed everybody by marketing it as the next gmod
>>739021642>a decade in development>roblox>but worsekek
>>739033031who is this even aimed at? Nobody is fucking playing it
>we could have had gmod but with no map size limits and actually good vehicles>instead we got $20 robloxTh-thanks
>>739034539I had to search youtube for information.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjC7wXex0oMicrotransactions in gary's mod lmao.Sad.
>>739034689this video raped garry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfu0Wm1bxNw
GARRY HIRE THIS MAN!
>>739021642All they had to do was remove the weird ugly sausage people, but Garry's weird fetish just had to force them in, didn't it?
>>739028669Do ramjeets not understand that everyone now can detect AI writing with 95% accuracy and will automatically disregard anything said via AI?
>>739035471is the helicopter even real? the balloon physics dont even work properly, i doubt you can make a flyable helicopter lmaogarry jewman the scammer
I just realized S&Box is "Sandbox"I've been mentally reading it as "Ess and box"Am I dumb? (I have not watched a single video so I have not heard the title said by another person)
>>739035612i've been saying it as samperbox
>>739035612No, the name is just retarded
>>739035612Same here I kept doing the exact same thing lol
so did refunding work if you mention the change in description about the garrysmod thing?
>>739033656>also only cheap people get refunds)Good consoomer. Give companies money for bad products. They're your friends after all.
>>739036059t. Guy who preorders
>>739035612& isn't used as often as it used to be but it does out you as a newnigger
>>739035612how do you read b&?
>>739021707All these accounts are indian.
>>739036168Banned>>739036147S&box is most likely not a 4chan reference you fucking retard
>>739036116I don't preorder. Sorry to disappoint your butthole.
>>739035612I thought it was Sex Box.Silly me.
>>739035612It's sandblox
>>739036285>4chan referencekeep doubling down retardyou're the one that read it as S and Box
>>739035471fucking kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI8adYJNcqU
>>739035612No it's a retarded name I had no idea what I was looking at until they said sandbox in a video.
>>739028669>litterbox
>>739035723I've been saying sanbox since & gets pronounced as 'n' more than and
>>739035612i got it immediatelyare you guys retarded?
>>739038365Yes. But so is Garry.
>>739035612sneed & chuck
>>739035471the little sausage guy legitimately looks so sad. not even he wants to be there, nor probably even alive.
>want Garry's Mod 2>get Unity Roblox with just as aggressive monetizationThe sausages aren't the problem even if they do make the first visual impressions horrendous.
This whole discourse really made me realize what a disservice the name "Garry's Mod" is to the actual product.Garry isnt the reason Gmod is so legendary. He's some dickweed that got lucky by releasing a mod for HL2. It's Valve's iconic assets that make Gmod legendary. It's the people that used it as a unique means to make cinematics and shape internet culture. It's the people that go out of their way to use their time and skills to make free addons to improve the Source engine's intrinsic shortcomings. It's not Garry's mod, it's the Internet's mod.So it's not surprising to see that when Garry is left to his own devices to make a full game it comes out shit. We really should have seen this coming.
>>739039015I wouldn't care about the sausages if there was an actual game I could play and not just shitty Roblox portsThere isn't even a decent zombie survival game for god's sake
>>739039308Rust was also a success
>>739039404It's still a bad game, the fact it succeeded doesn't change that.
>>739022547Speaking from personal experience? Did daddy force you to wear girly dresses before molesting you? Is it why you cut your dick off?
>>739035612It's actually pronounced Sampersandbox.
>>739021642What's worse, Nidhogg 2s artstyle of GMod 2s sausage men?
How the fuck is this game only mixed instead of mostly negative?
>>739039543it just need 10 more years bro
>>739039543a lot of positive reviews are "give it some time and itll be great!"im guessing theyre from devs suckered into using s&box to make their games trying to get people to stick around when they finally release
>>739039543because that's not a 4chan echo chamber
>>739028669Garry's Mod 2 + AI sir it is revolutinazied it
>>739028669In other words, S&box is second system syndrome.
>>7390397744chan is the farthest place from an echo chamber, ever.
>>739040283>95% of posts shit on the gameSure feels like an echo chamber
>>739040362Sure sounds like the game is ugly and utter shit.
>>739040362you dont know what an echo chamber isa group of people having a common opinion isnt an echo chamber
>>739040437But it feels like one
>>739033287It's the roblox school of gaming slop.
>>739040485it isntim sorry everyone thinking the bad game is bad is breaking your brain
>>739033031>1000 people currently playingThis is aimed at nobody.
>>739039543Jeets trying to get people to buy their hat NFTs.
>>739040485sometimes a game really is just bad anon
>>739039539they're the same. it's the exact same issue even if the leg pixels are different sizes or whatever. the response to this type of design from any normal person is 'i don't care how fun the game is get this away from my eyes immediately. this is an attack'
>>739040362>bad games like Concord and Highguard are quickly memoryholed after overwhelmingly negative word-of-mouthMaybe the site should keep being an echo chamber then.
>>739040283are you joking? try arguing something incorporating a woman's point of view
>>739040563Marathon got these same type of threads and that's not a terrible game
>>739040736>>>>>>>>>>>sometimes
>>739040710What does that even mean? Girls browse 4chan too, why are you assuming every anon's post is a man's pov?
>>739040710the fact that you CAN argue something incorporating a woman's point of view disproves the echo chamber theoryyou're conflating "echo chamber" with "most of the people here hold the same opinions" and even the latter isn't true. the vocal minority doesn't make up the whole of /v/
>>739021642Damn they really did watch Sausage Party and go "There! That's what the game needs!"
>>739021642Why are the character models cocks?
Maybe this game is good and you're all in an echo chamber
>>739040902garry want you to suck his sausage out of spite
>>739040902Cocks look juicy and aesthetically pleasing though
>Maybe this game is good and you're all in an echo chamber
>>739040979Yeah and maybe concord was actually shaping to be the game of the century and it just didn't get a fair shot.
>>739040979if a game is good people would be playing it despite any drama. people know it has big problems that may not be fixed. it's gotten more common for game devs to sit in discord echo chambers and attack anyone who gives negative feedback that is too much for them to handle even when it's constructive.
S&box isn't just a game platform with no games — it's an experience.
>>739041049The webm posting doesn't really work on this game since it has many different game modes
>>739041118>The webm posting doesn't really work on this game since it has many different game modeshere you go anon
He really should have invested time into some kind of customizable character creatgor. E.G. Sims or Elder Scrolls. Complete with facegen options and clothing on the marketplace. It'd be the perfect platform for it.
>>739033031
>>739022862workshop that one a bit more anon
>>739040979ill be the first to laugh at /v/ when they bitch and moan about a game flopping when everyone but /v/ loves it but this just isn't one of those times/v/ didn't make that mixed reviews happen alone my man
>>739036168Bampersand
who gives a fuck about the sausage people there's nothing interesting in the game cataloglook at this shit >>739041140
>Robloxslop
>actively deters zoomers with free time with circle jerk, band wagon hate threads>wtf why doesn't this have cool custom made gamemodes like gmod, why is it all indian made ai slopTruly a mystery
>>739021642Faggot should have curated it and immediately strike on ai slop or game types that are fucking online casinos and trivial shit, or at least bar them out of the financial aspect. Shit is retarded and doomed the whole thing. I thought about creating for it, but given the circumstances, it's probably not worth it.
Garry deserves this for shutting down Facepunch forums
>>739021707how fast did they ban wheatleymf after that post?
>>739041181lol rekt
i like it
it's all your fault for making libelous threads about s&box, 4chan (formerly nel). if only you were nicer to community sweetheart garry and participated in the speculative market this game could have succeeded. it's too late now
>>739039543ppl made literally thousands of bot accounts, thats why the largest player peak was 12,000 during the free preview and only 6k at launch. garry and his devs lied and just pretended it was hype, but anyone not retarded knows it was botted.nothing about this game is genuine, it is just garrys little jew scheme to sell NFTs off the back of Gmods success.
>>739041361It's literally just Roblox. Obviously every dev is just going to clone popular Roblox games for it, they already print money with kids.I think there's a whole generation who doesn't know just how predatory kids games are these days because they've ignored Roblox. Every single one has constant "pay to skip!" messages, pay for a bigger character, pay for better odds, grind all day for gachaslop mechanics. There isn't a more disgusting game in the whole world, and that's what all community run games will turn into, because the old days of paying 5 bucks for a gay skin on a server became pay 5 bucks for a gay skin for the gamemode, because devs are actively encouraging it now.
>>739021642>>739021707I've seen nothing about this game, but I watched the steam trailer and the moment the word "earn" appeared I knew it would be an absolute dumpsterfire. No game that allows randoms to monetize content for it will ever be good. It will always be overrun with fucking slop. Look at Roblox. You can only get good games when people love your platform and create shit because they are passionate, The nanosecond you introduce a monetary incentive you introduce capitalism. And capitalism means most creators focus shifts from making something they think would be good, to making something that makes money. It's the same shit on the mobile market. The majority there doesn't even try any more to make anything good. They just copy what is popular, and stuff it full of microtransactions.
>>739041208if sand&andsbox was 1% better than gmod (20+ year old source mod LOL), i would play it. but it is not 1% as good as gmod and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. it is a jewish game.
>>73903954310k Indians making scams giving it positive
>>739041469kek anyone who didnt pretend s&box was amazing was outed from the community circlejerk long ago. garry could have gotten infinite free QA and games built by gmod players if it wasnt a dumpster fire with glorified NFTs, instead he chose to be jewish and lazy. surrounding yourself with troon discorders in an echo chamber is alot easier than making a real game/engine/platform.
>>739035612I'm glad you pointed it out for me. It proves the only engagement I have towards this game is a kind of vague avoidant disappointment.
>>739041542garry unironically thought if you put a money incentive the games will automatically be the best thing ever and s&box would only have the cream of the crop on showcase LMAO what a retarded nigger he is!
>if you want to get your game monetised, you need to pay a ten buck fee per game entry No more slop flooding the game.
>make a mod for one of the best games in this century>it's popular>heh we can do this ourselvesare these niggers retarded? is garry himself a braindead retard or is the whole facepunch crew just huffing their own farts?if this slop came out in 2010 they MIGHT have gained a foothold
>>739041867The opposite is true. The only chance of monetizing something without having it turn to slop, is have a decade or so of no money involvement at all, before giving options for popular creations to get a little kickback. It's how YT and many others managed to do it. And youtube still had to do heavy moderation to reduce slop back in the day. "whoops, people are chasing views, so suddenly there's a thousand videos of girls kissing, and everyone has a bikini babe in the thumbnail".
>>739041867Did he not pay attention to any of the other products that did this? They are fucking wastelands aside from Roblox, and nobody is migrating away from Roblox.His audience was retarded mid 20-30s trying to recapture their youth playing gmod.
>>739042280It's not gmod, it's a whole engine that let's you make almost anything
>>739036168bee-anned
>>739039774it's a 1k concurrent players echo chamber u retard lmaoliterally 1k people who gambled hard on this game making them money or being a good platform for their project, all of them coping hard after garry already fucked every single one of themit's actually hilarious how blatantly garry screwed over everyone who went with his project by giving such a horrible first impression, games don't recover from that besides literally just no man's sky and cyberpunk, it's finished
>>739042405It's probably toxic positivity from asslickers effect, because there is unreal editor for fortnite, it kinda failed despite all the money and collaborations
>>739042498Woah that's crazy broWhere's gmod2 though?
>>739042498does it let me make a machine that sucks my real life dick? no? then quit with the marketing speak faggot
>>739042574I don't care about people who gamble with video game items and you shouldn't either
why does this game run like piss milk and crash all the time and not work right
>>739042610i care when they act like the game is good just because they're personally invested when the game is clearly a huge pile of shit
>>739042615Maybe he should make a good game on his platform first and then share assets from it?
>>739042574They're all money hungry parasites, anyway. Anyone with a brain knew that Garry had lost the plot when he did that whole "rust characters are based on your steam ID" thing.
>>739042498>it's not gmod it's robloxthats great but we already have roblox
>>739042585Why do you need gmod 2? Is 1 too clunky and old for you?
>>739042615
>>739042668It's roblox but on source 2
>>739022862>Why is everyone involved with Tr&sbox so mentally ill?they all bought thousands of $ worth steam market shitbox items and now seething because they were expecting game to be popular and prices to skyrocket and were delusional thinking they're sitting on like 300 dragonlores each
>>739042695what an unlikable cunt
>>739042664fair, not going to cry for them more just funny seeing how some of them seem to genuinely expect garry to turn around and do something for 2 years and then for some reason there'll be an engoodening
>>739021642garry is a scumbag who should an hero
>>739042695Yeah man, I'm sure the 5 bucks you make off gmod (which everyone already owns) is just as good as sales for tr&sbox, which has a million ads to get retards to blow money on skins.How would anyone be annoyed at being able to use all the old gmod content in your new game? Oh, right, you'd have to actually optimise it to give people a reason to play the new one over the old one.
>>739042669Source 1 is EOL.
>>739042695>swap out player models everyone likes, for a sausage man nobody likes so you can sell skins for the sausage man nobody likesGarry might be the biggest genius out there.
>>739042695>the people who liked my previous game would complain that it's like my previous gamedoes he hate his own game or is he still just coping hard?
>>739042695wow I really don't want to give this guy money
>>739042615>>739042695everybody just hates garry for no reason at all, theres nothing wrong with s&box just ppl who will complain about anything!look, 2 discord troons gave fire emoji so garry must be right.
>>739042926Look, if you're not a true believer, you don't DESERVE to talk about Garry's game.
>>739042867>>739042883>>739042924>>739042926samefag
>>739039539Kek, I don't really understand how someone can fuck their own art style this badly between two games. Yeah it's hard to make stickmen look bad in Nidhogg1, but it just werked. The visuals just tell anyone looking at it that this is someone high off their own farts, thinking their art style carried the last game. When their art style wasn't actually involved in the process at all. Kind of like Gary's Mod into, uh, Gary's Mod 2?
I still don't get why this game is so hated
>>739042948this post is also me btw
>>739042948>t. braxen
>>739039539These are at least meant to be wacky.Garry expected people to want to buy skins for an UGLY character. Did he not look at Roblox? Half the customisation for that game is big tits and asses,
>>739042948
>>739042659basically this. If they actually put the effort in to show everything thats possible in the engine, ie making projects that people can use the assets from like unreal does. look at all the crazy high production quality in those assets.. all for free, all to be used however you like and can be used commercially. This isnt the early 00s anymore, people have options.. the same people who used to mod have access to multiple high quality engines, why the fuck would they waste time in this?
>>739043001
>>739043059>noooooo dont call me outgonna shit your pants?
Does anyone have any TLDR why exacly they've opted for sausage people? Its not even for gay people agenda, is it?
>>739043159It can't be sexualized.
>>739043159Yes it's for the lgbt
>>739033198Pretty sure they can't change shit at this point. All cosmetics are designed around sausage models, they'd have to redo them all.
>>739042996It's Garry's Mod if you asked a saar or chinese company to make a bootleg of it. Instead of mounting Valve games and fucking around, it's a Roblox clone you have to pay for, and the player models are unanimously considered terrible. And the cherry on top is that Garry himself made it.
did garry make any merch?? i want to see them burying piles of shartbox sausage men
>>739043220>It's more like roblox instead of gmodAnd why is that bad?
>>739043220>its okay that its paid cos garry said it will maybe be free in 2 years
>>739042948me second from the top
>>739043184>sausages can't be sexualized
>>739028669>X isn't Y>it's ZThey realize we can tell, right? Surely nobody is this dumb... Then again, maybe not.
>>739043262Having a ghost of a chance to compete with Roblox means going F2P and having player models worth buying cosmetics for, and this game has neither.
>>739042612gotta enable TAA anon
>>739043445that is like the worst ever implementation of temporal accumulation
>>739021642fuckin wallace n gromit smiles
>>739043405It can compete with roblox because it doesn't look like this
>>739021642These models are so repulsive to the point of actual hatred, they're that sickening to look at
>>739031805>>739031297>spend 10 years on your fucking "gmod successor" and it doesn't even have fun physics>rush out to have some actual in there physics post-launchGarry might be one of the biggest retards in the industry, and I'm surprised it took so long for him to get bitten in the ass.
>>739043546unironically better than sausage people
>>739043159I think it's just like a Nidhogg 2 situation where the dev has this seething contempt for his audience for some reason yet he inexplicably expects them all to buy it anyway
>>739043553
>>739043624I don't think so but it doesn't matter because nobody is forcing you to use the sausages
>>739043653i am seeing a pattern here...
>>739043642The porn content is what all these sulking furries want
>>739043653Except many of the game modes lock you in to the sausages? >just don't play then lolOk fair enough, I think we all agree on this one.
>>739043674The shilling begins as usual
>>739043696It's a community driven gameThe number one gamemode is already not using the sausage, if it's truly hated by everyone then it's going to fizzle out
>>739042615What a dumb faggot
>>739043737>It's a community driven gameWhat community?
>>739043768It's a pretty popular game if you couldn't tell from the endless threads being made about it.
>>739043796May I see the player count?
>>739043768The community that plays sbox
>>739043768NFT community
>>739043821
>>739043281The worst part is that announcing they're making it F2P is an admission of their ill intent. It shows they intend to make their money by jewing their players via microtransactions and % fees. However, they also want to greed for original purchases until the "free" "community content" ramps up.
>>739043105Did braxen even do anything notable aside from, you know, showing that he knows about 4chin? It's like grasping at straws kinda thing. there was a screenshot with dev writing "negative braincells" acting like a californian aaa dev, which does look like a better target to hate, i think.>>739043159there is blog either on sbox site or garry personal blog, but tldr they look like a marketable/mascoty alternative to hl2 citizens, and also looking like, or just envoking same feelings as a everyday regular joe that you can meet outside.
>>739043737incase u didnt realise, the "human" models are just as low quality as the sausages
Woah, watch out, anons! Some discord tranny is going to call you manchildren for having fun ITT
See how it's furry discord drama?Literally just go back to your Sonic ERP and step away from this guy's game
>>739044832And then there're the discord tranny manchildren like you
>>739031297they function poorly and the ragdolls are too stiff as well as buggy>they do the arm thing valve patched out ten billion years ago in original sourcecool returning feature garry
>>739045016cheeky basturd
>"guys, we're making gmod 2!">"actually it's not gonna be like gmod">"it's gonna have all the stuff gmod had though liek the physgun and so on">"but don't expect it to be like gmod please... or roblox">"never mind, it's actually the spiritual successor to gmod :)">"no wait, cancel that, it's a source 2 creation platform now"
>>739045234see>>739033031
I would not be surprised if Garry keeps enshitifying gmod just to force people to play t&box
>>739045326Who the fuck even still plays Gmod?If he had made Gmod 2, he would've gotten a lot of players. He would've also gotten cancelled 5 minutes after launch when someone modded in nude Alyx and made her do a pole dance with the physgun, but that's neither here nor there.
Oh wait no, I understand now what's happening here.You want Garry to bring back the past. You think if he makes s&box just like gmod that you will get to relive all those RP server experiences of the past. Well it doesn't work that way. You can't bring back the past.
>>739045261see>>739041181>>739045430>Who the fuck even still plays GmodAbout 20x as many people who are playing s&box. I wonder how many of the people in s&box are actually playing too.
>>739021642this looks so bad kekstylized characters are fine if they look good, but I still don't know wtf were they thinking with this atrocious garbage
>>739045558Garry was thinking "imagine how much money I could make selling skins for this simple character design". Unfortunately, he forgot to make the base model even slightly appealing, so nobody even wants skins for it, aside from a few jeets trying to resell them.
>>739021642Fuck Garry. He perma'd me from Facepunch in 2005 for calling him a fag. In my defense he was acting quite faggishly.He's always been a prick but I don't know why he didn't see this coming. They started working on this shit literally right after the whole Steam paid Skyrim mods thing. It was an absolute disaster. The modding community nearly imploded overnight, critical framework mods were taken down in protest, mods were being reuploaded as paid mods by randos, the workshop got flooded with trash. It lasted one week before they canceled the whole thing. You can't take a free form community that creates things for the fun of it and then try and monetize it. It just dies on the vine and you end up with a shitty warehouse of garbage no one but children who are already playing Roblox would give a shit about. Either way, Garry was a fag then and he's somehow gotten a hundred times worse since.
>>739045550Cool, so why don't you guys go and play gmod instead of sulking and sulking and sulking and sulking and sulking and sulking?
>>739021642if anti ai slop looks like this then I gladly welcome our AI overlords
holy fucking shit
>>739043381That is why India is so shit, nothing gets done because they're all too busy working
>>739045641Because watching it and Garry crash and burn is interesting. Like a car crash you can't really look away even if you wanted to. And because faggots like you are having a melty
>>739045698 This is not sustainable... fuck paper hands, Garry please do something!
>>739045757I don't think I am. I can't help but notice you guys being very, VERY personal about it, as if garry programmed your testicles into a twist.Just move on bro, lol. Go and play the old gmod. Switch it off. Get over your ban from 2005 it was more than 20 years ago you raging narcissist lmfao
>>739021642GARRY IS AN ASSHOLE
>>739045836Garry is a faggot and so are you :D
>>739045836What do you want instead? A hugbox thread with 2 jeets going "JUST BOUGHT MORE HATS IN THE GARRYVERSE, SOON I'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE" over and over?
>>739021642How long before we can let this shit fade into obscurity?
>>739023821>phimosis dick charactersLOL
>>739022741Shut up underage fag, Facepunch's jannies were all furfags.
>>7390397744chan is one of the few websites still alive that isn't a blatant echo chamber. That's because there are no accounts. personalities or anything, everything you post is anonymous and once the thread dies it's gone and forgotten. There are literally no precautions to voicing your opinion on 4chan, no matter how retarded it is, except that someone might call you a names. Try voicing your actual unfiltered opinion on any main stream forums like reddit and you'll see what a true echo chamber is
>>739045836>lol>lmfaonegative feedback and criticism can be useful. i don't know why you're acting like it's personal to you and getting defensive. i had been looking forward to s&box doing something useful and it's just been disappointing and it's okay for me to say that even if it sends you into a tizzy.
>>739033656It's summer, I have a cold, I'd rather use that $20 on a dozen XL icee refills and walk around the park.
>>739046042Seems like you could voice the "criticism" in more pertinent forums, like the Discord, or the facepunch forums.What you are doing here is whipping up a little seethe mob because of your immensely fragile narcissistic ego
>>739021707>spends all time intentionally clicking shitty games>they ignore the front page games completely>the front page games in question
>>739045641Because poking fun at shitty games and their shills is a fun time-killing activity for me. Now go back to defending shitbox so I can have a cheap laugh.
>>739045234>Our current mixed review status (44%) wasn't unexpected. It's the reason we didn't want a frontpage takeover or any other push from Valve, because we wanted people to find this organically - not have it sold to them.>Our steam reviews obviously aren't great. They're painful for us. They are showing us where we have made missteps in the release.Why is garry contradicting himself?
>>739046310Seems like this is what you're doing honestly. It's dead obvious.<---
Still playing (and making mods/addons for) gmod. Garry can choke on my shit. Fuck the rest of facepunch too especially that fat retard rubat
why are discord jannies so invested in the success of this game they get paid 0 dollars anyways regardless if the game flops or becomes the next roblox
>>739043159>cheap fucks already made the models for a janky shitty gmod subgame ripoff they "created" years ago>self-interested spite/hugbox to "prove" that their shitty models are akshually great, that akshually everyone else is wrong>they're bri'ish, the driving force of that misconceived, maligned race being a fundamental, peerless hatred of art, creativity, freedom and humanity, accidentally creating and succeeding with gmod was one of the worst moments of garry's life and his dream is to crush that game and all the good will generated from it, all to prove that he too is a patriotically misanthropic englishman
>>739046278>case opening sim in the top 5this game is actual cancer
>>739030916there was a nidhogg 2??
>>739046478forget you saw anything
>>739021642Garry's mod 2?more like>Garry's mad too
>>739046156it's a social media site. why are you in this thread if you don't like it? isn't that what you're saying to people to go play something else and not talk about it? at least this is discussing something actually happening and you're just seething for no reason lol
>>739046362What do you mean they don't get paid? That's absurd...
>>739046362oppressed by discord trannies
is it too late for someone to make a legitimate gmod 2? just call it /v/mod or something.
>>739046373This guy thinks Garry should be grateful for having such an incredible benefactor such as himself
is it better or worse that the game is called s&box and not called garry's mod 2?im on the side of it being better to not carry the "garry's mod" name
>>739046562Why wouldn't I be? You guys are incredibly fragile and obviously Garry is sticking it right up your fucking asses and you're seething right to the eyeballs like one of those basedjak images with steam coming out the ears
>>739046362the discord troons are the ones making "games" (stealing peoples gamemodes from gmod and making it way worse)
>>739046156everything wrong with s&box has been already told to garry for years before the steam release lmao
>>739047046Someone probably will once source 2 become public
>>739047105oh i see, you just want to think about things in our butts
>>739046156>immensely fragile narcissistic egoself report kek
>>739021642Daily reminder that Braxen, Ubre and Teto are brown tranniesHope this helps!
>>739046156browny melty charlie charlie kirky
>>739046156If he did that, he'd be banned in 2 seconds flat. Why are you so desperate to crush any critique of your NFT scam?
>>739046156holy shit, an honest to god shill and/or dev! hello devvy! upset no one likes this shit?
>>739045876nta but, not daily threads at least? maybe just weekly ones discussing update blogpost with a side of garry hating, dunno. You had it coming. you obsessive little faggot, 3 weeks of nonstop garry-seething,
>>739048662It's a recent flop, it's funny to laugh at. Garry constantly posts more cope on his Discord, and the jeets often come out of the woodwork to cry about how their hats are losing value.Give it a couple of weeks, holy shit. It'll die down to one thread a week soon enough, Marathon is already close to that state and that was a far bigger failure.
>>739045876also all the jeetposting was mostly falseflagging, like they would come here and post about it instead of on twitter or youtube.
>>739048774If they did that, Garry would find their accounts and ban their hats and their -20% investment would turn into -100%.
>>739028669it's always a fucking pajeet
This 'game' is the most horrendous dogshit I've ever witnessed, it's like if you took Unreal/Unity syndrome and every form of shitty game and engine design and combined it into one pile of shit. It's like a perfect symbollic representation of everything that plagues the industry. It's hillarious witnessing how many people are so desperatelly shilling this shit, even funnier that these sentiments come from nodevs that can't even make a map in Hammer LMAONoone is EVER going to care about developing let alone playing on this kike tranny rug pull, it's like those crypto schemes and mobile apps but 10x worse.In short, the raped game
>>739047105yeah Garry is sticking it up to us so badly by releasing floppa that's already losing money not even a month in and has 1k players. LOL! ebin projection with the seething
>>739048746you fell for the obvious nft jeet shitposting, really?Also, it's you retards who went out of your way to find and screenshot people complaining about item's value dropping and post it here, not the other way around.
>>739047105>>739048662Braxen stop crying you brown ESL tranny nodev
>>739048892>mad /v/ thread has more effort put into content than shitboxkek
>>739048662why do you care wannabe jannie hahaha, this is just embarassing. you HAVE to go back to discord. you got way too used to bossing people around you loser
>>739048892>it's you retards who went out of your way to find and screenshot people complaining about item's value dropping and post it here,Yes, because it's funny. Do you not think it's funny that a bunch of jeets hopped on an NFT scam and then lost all their money? Did you work really hard on that vibe coded roblox game knock-off and not make any money on it?
>>739048930again, what did braxen even do to become thread's boogie man, outside of posting 4chan links? did he at least write something negative about 4chan?
>tr&nsbox discord fag desperately trying to save face KEKKKK
>>739028669What is this specific type of boot licking LinkedIn jeet speak called?I feel like I've seen this type of hype speech about some magic tech beans like NFTs a million times.
>>739049062He's in the bargaining phase of grief already."Guys, I know it's bad, but maybe could you just make fun of us one time a week instead of daily? It's CRINGE, guys!".
i bought hats in the garyverse please boughted this game is very game please please im asking for you not for me please just play this game please
>>739049123It's literally jeetGPT. I'm amazed you can't tell it instantly by now, whenever I open an image like this I check the last line to see if it's "It's not X. It's Y.", which it invariably is because that's how jeetGPT ends everything you ask it to write, and jeets are too stupid to try and hide it.
>>739049126It's actually hilarious, they really think they'll make billions from this unironically lmaooo
>>739049168You're right. The "it's not X - It's the beginning" was so fucking generic I actually got blind sided this time.
>>739049163Now all my hats have cratered in value, I have remortgaged my house in order to buy more hats. Why? Because I BELIEVE in Mr Garry. Mr Garry would not desert us, Mr Garry will make us all billionaires, all we have to do is hold more hats.
>>739049037It is funny, but lying that they came here to cry about it isn't. >>739048963Nigga you lying to yourself, you put no effort to these threads, you used only one screenshot of braxen, until that was pointed out, now you use 2 or 3.
>>739049345Why do you keep coming here to embarass yourself like a massive retard? You're not some epic troll, you're content you mongoloid.
>>739049345Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?And you did come here to cope post about the game, which is the same thing as crying about it. Even you probably know deep down that you've bolted yourself to a sinking ship. Hope you've got another job lined up!
>>739049469you confuse me for someone?
>>739039404Rust was just GMod Stranded with more shit added.
>>739039484projecting
>>739049678Stranded was actually fun, Rust was gigaslop from day one.
>>739042695>hehehe get OWNED catipalG Gamers we also make money off of GMod!!I'm sure my 10 bucks from 20 years ago are still around and doing work.
>>739021642It's that bad, huh?
>>739046343nice selfie
>>739043687delusional troon
>>739049893You don't understand, if you make a hot new gamemode in Gmod, 3 kids might buy a copy to play it! Garry always wins, baby!
>>739049810well, yeah? that's what i was accusing this guy of doing in the first place.
>>739043005>Did he not look at Roblox? Half the customisation for that game is big tits and assesOnly when public UGC came out. Roblox's golden age aka 2006-2012 had pretty normal hats.
What is the appeal to roblox? My 20 year old, 350 pound cousin spends all day on it. I just don't get it.
>>739050220infinite games, kinda
>>739050220If you played flash games or Warcraft 3 as a kiddo, you'd understand.
>>739021707>lashes out at video with 53 viewsI mean, we already knew they were desperate by caring about what /v/ thinks but man. 53 views? Is this game so dead no one else makes a video about it?
>>739050220it's free infinite games on mommy's ipad. simple as that.
>>739050220He's hoping to win a free visit from Chris Hansen with an all paid for vacation.
>>739047046i'm hoping for JBMod2
>>739050220Free infinite friendslop. For a 20 year old, probably just the appeal of grooming kids.
>>739022547>>739048848I thought these guys were crazy at first, but after eating another bowl of Corn Flakes, and pondering some more, I think they might be on to something.
>>739050220it's basically the closest thing modern kids have to the flash games of yore
>>739050220The other anons have answered it, pretty much, but I'd add that it's the modern equivalent of what we had with Miniclip, Newgrounds or whatever but with modern features and with multiplayer almost invariably attached to it.It's social crack for children and teenagers.
>>739049123It's the result of rigorous training on every spam site on the internet.
>>739050220Call the cops.
>>739052573it was funny when they patched this to fling the hotdogs the day it was first posted in a sambox thread
>>739052452I opened my 5 month old project and it kept recompiling the same 8 models for an hour until i just deleted all of them, I could open my project but for some reason I have like 30 fps in the editor now.
>>739033717This one of the points behind SKG. You don't get to nuke your previous game so that people have no other choice but to move to your low effort successor
they are seething at videos with 20 views max and you think they wouldn't come to seethe at a 4chan thread?
>>739052520Done. They said they know what to do and will be here in a couple of minutes. I'm sure I heard someone pumping a shotgun in the background of the call.
>>739054396S&box was supposed to make me rich you fucking asshole I worked for WEEKS on poop fart idle coin clicker. Buy my cardboard sausage crowns NOW
>>739054548do you have any idea how hard i typed prompts into gpt to make that game?!
>>739024106its funny because he would literally make like 400 million overnight if he had just done gmod 2
>>739044964What furries? The ones in your head?
>>739045685Good thing S&Box and Garry himself is pro-ai then and calls it a "teacher".
>>739032706no we wont lol. no real devs are making games for it and even if they were, nobody is spending $20 to find out
>>739050220This
>>739034684gmod 2 with the counter strike 2 version of hammer...
>>739042615>>739042695he seems a bit mad
I hope JB looks at these threads and cuck Garry with a better gmod successor
>>739045698>ugly face scribbles for 600 real life buckswew lad
>>739036041i refunded pretty easily, it only counts time after the official release against your refund window. i had about 70 hours before the release due to fucking around in the fucked up version of hammer they had in the beta>>739039543because valve changed the review brackets like a year ago to try and massage review stats for butthurt devs.everything from like 30%-55% is "mixed" now, its the same as your public school grading system that makes retards feel better for getting a 61%
>>739034684>>instead we got $20 robloxroblox looks better than this dogshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo6Uhk5Y83I
>>739042695does he realize that i bought gmod 19 years ago, i havent spent a single dollar on it since
>>739043381This is exactly how japan is as well. Sleeping while working "overtime?" Wow, it must be because you're such a hard worker! All of the American engineers that my company hired were constantly being praised for being hard workers because they actually did their jobs and didn't sleep at work.
>>739056606he's just coping and there's no way he's happy with just any sales from gmod when he was probably expecting an endless money printer with microtransactions in s&box
>>739042695>we make money from bothHow are they making money from gmod? Isn't that game like $5? The playerbase has remained pretty stable for years at this point so it's not like there's been a recent a massive influx of new people buying gmodWhat a desperate cope lmao
Genuinely asking. Why would anyone choose s&box to develop a game on? What does it offer over something like Unity, Godot or even Roblox?
>>739056814Nothing really
Ok but really, why did it flop? bad marketing? shit brand name? the models looking fuck ugly only some stoner from 2005 would find funny?
>>739056814it was source 2 and i think people were expecting their favorite source games to just be newer and better but it doesn't really seem to have worked out that way.
>>739056967yea most of it just seems to be poorly received with everything from the name to the models to the microtransactions. the biggest issue is probably just no gaems though.
>>739042669source 1 has a lot of engine limitations at this point, especially if you like making maps like me. sometimes its charming but every day I get more and more jealous of what the cs 2 version of hammer can do
>>739056967First impressions is the extremely unappealing and downright repulsive sausages, and anyone that decided to try and see past that got hit by what is essentially a worse version of Gmod that wants so DESPERATELY to be Roblox but AI asset flips and will not shy away from all the predatory monetization Roblox has.
>>739056967no games, facepunch should have made some games themselves before launch. And they had done that before, there was pool, golf, unicycle frenzy and some other stuff but i don't know if were fixed after breaking changes. Maybe they also should have put them on the front page on the menu also, dunno.
Qrd on this hideously ugly game?
>>739043687Oh my god it just hit me"Furry" is meant to be the same word as trans but obviously trans is a horrible hateword that leftists and influencers can't use so that's why everyone is being called "an upset furry who wants to jack to the characters" recently
>>739050525The usual guys already made videos about it, 9 out of 10 ecelebs despissed it and most streamers just did one 2-3 hour long stream and called it a day their biggest and most common critique? The sausage people!!.Unless something big happens like a sudden 420° change of direction or some idiot hijacks the platform to do illegal stuff, this game is pretty much dead and buried, no one cares about it and casuals already moved on.
>>739052452>game development engine with forced auto-updates
>>739052682>physics in a "sandbox" game not working in the version 1 release
>>739057627yeah lol, there are still games coming out using ancient versions of unity and ue4 because its always so much of a hassle to update
>>739045492>ou think if he makes s&box just like gmod that you will get to relive all those RP server experiences of the past.RP servers were always gay nigger dogshit. Whoever made DarkRP should serve jail time for poisoning Gmod.
>>739022862anon, just call it flopbox instead of torturing english like that
>>739057585Yeah, once people have made up their mind about you, they aren't likely to reinvestigate and change their views. You could be called a rapist today and one month later be cleared of all charges, and retards would still refer to you as that rapist. S&box will need a big viral hit to change the perception of their game at this point.
>>739056638i think that's just engineers in general; i used to work with some electrical frenchies and, despite coming from a culture where it's normal to fuck around 99% of the time regardless of circumstance, they put in like 55 hours per week (salaried) for 2 fucking years
>>739058109because theyll just get fired and replaced otherwise op
>>739056638Not the same thing. They gain izzat and get off on the idea of pretending to work as they have "gamed" you. Everything they do is a scam. Stop trying to excuse indians. Even the japs call them smelly lazy scammers now.
>>739046278Never mind the games looking like AI the literal front page looks vibe coded. What is the actual living fucking reason they thought to put emoji before very category name anyway?
>>739021642How is it that garry (who was still a narcissist egotistic fag in 2006) strikes gold and makes a sandbox game that's actually fun using only source engine assets but can't figure out why people would still want to play GM in 2026 over s&box, and also doubles down on every bad decision made in the last 7 years?
>>739048662i'd get this complaint if it was like marathon or highguard when there was like 25+ threads at a time but this shit has been pretty contained to one thread at a timealso new stuff with garry IS happening so it's not like people are just jerking around about the same old shit, new stuff and arguments are happening
>>739050220the flash game comparison is pretty aptit also runs on most thingsand even with the heinous monetization some niche but interesting (at least at a glance) games do come alongI've been tempted to try some of the asym horror games on there but have not got around to making an account
>>739056967the ugc roblox-esque focus was not at all endearing to gmod fanskids already have robloxthis really only appealed to people itching for a chance to get in on the ground floor of a potential big money making scheme (lmfao) they were desperate forseeing images of the game catalog is a big enough red flag for any gamer with a brainand yeah the models didn't helpthe game had a really bad image in general, it looked bad and smelled bad and even beyond first impressions there's nothing really there1k players a day for a gmod successor like this is pretty unreal
>>739042695Playing TTT was some of the best time I ever had playing videogames but I would refund Gmod right now if I could. What a fucking faggot.
>>739060634Playing TTT before the anti-cheat was very funny, traitors would go apeshit when you sniped them across the map.The actual game was very tedious to play, because every time some guy was obviously about to kill me, and I shot him, he'd start screeching RDM. It was just more fun to grief most of the time due to power trippers.
>>739021642Garry is a retard incapable of making good games. Everything good about gmod was made by Valve and Rust wasn't even made by him, tr&sbox is just further proof that he's a fraud.
>>739021642how does this game have worse graphics than roblox? i thought that source 2 was a powerful engine
>>739042615>>739042695>hey Garry why don't you change [thing we hate] for a [thing we like]?>well actually you'd hate [thing you like] says I the authority on your preference. So you see actually I was in the right all along heh...
>>739060870garry ripped out pretty much everything source2 had and replaced it with his own
>>739021642>announce new game>have vague advertising that doesn't communicate "this is not gmod2, this is a roblox clone" well enough>finally does so but it was so long that a majority of people completely dropped this shit out of disappointment of it not being gmod2>uses ugly ass fanboy and chumchum looking chuds as characters.>goes after people comparing it to gmod.garry really did do everything in his power to fuck this over didn't he?
>>739060870It switched from Source 2 to Unity
>>739060887>You think you do, but you don't
>>739028669This reads like a satire
>>739060887You don't understand, we're IMPOSSIBLE to please. This is a game for the modern audience.
>>739062559but the modern audience also rejected it cuz they also like gmod better
>>739060231I know what are trying to say, but, there's always one thread up, like when the old thread is closed new one takes it place (at least that's how it looks like, don't want to check it through the archives), which also points towards these threads being created by some obsessive guy or a group of, that's what actually bothers me. I wouldn't bat an eye if the threads were created in a more chaotic way.>new stuff with garry IS happeningthey do?
>>739064562the only obsessive group is the one spilling over from garry's discord to desperately defend shitbox in a vain attempt to protect their nft investments from inevitably reaching $0.03
>>739064983sorry, but those jeet nft messages on /v/ were obviously a falseflag/shitposts
>>739065405What causes a wealthy and successful game dev to spend all day crying and trauma dumping to his nobody discord circle jerk friends instead of just getting on with fixing his game
>>739030916>Change from pixel style>to whatever the fuck 2 is trying to do>to sell microtransactions/model clothesWow. They really did fuck that up.Garry doesn't have an art department, and GMod 1 was just stealing Source assets, so it makes sense the Sausage people aren't anything but Jewman's creation.
>>739065405JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS, CHUD
>>739065405Fourth stage of grief
>>739065405>comparing himself to Jesusall jokes aside this megalomaniac needs help
>>739064983It boggles the mind that these idiots can't understand that people play games for fun, you know, instead of some retarded idea that you can monetize every facet of your free time. Shitbox is just more stupid fucking NFT shit in a half-assed Roblox clone with talentless hacks trying to make money instead of making an actual fun game. No self-respecting dev would choose this over any other game engine.
>>739065405jfc this guy
>>739028669same energy
>>739065405This is what happens when you confine yourself to a forum and then a discord where any criticism of you is banned on the spot, and you create a god complex of yourself for edgy teenagers.
>>739021642the thread on these queers on the farms is a goldmine
>>739065405>let people enjoy things>ok.jpg>why isn't anybody buying my game?!
>>739021642I wish it was good, but it sounds like Roblox made Garry see dollar signs.
The fags on their discord are like distilled somethingawful troons from the mid 2010's. Just constant sand in their vagoos and purity spiraling while garry's like lowtaxall he needs next is to kill himself after letting troons make scat porn in his Lee's Summit Mcmansion like lowtaxerino did
>>739028669>When you've never played the videos games you're talking about and have to make up an alternate reality. This guy posts on /v/
>>739043212>they'd have to redo them all.Then they better do it otherwise that game is dead in the water.
>>739065405
>>739064562Want to add to this.What actually ticked me off is that i NOTICED that these thread were created by some obsessive faggots, a fact which they try to hide, at least i think they do. And i can't UNSEE it. It's like being awakened (awoken?) to jewish conspiracies.It ticks me off that their content being pitifully scarce. If they got more material or discord screenshots i would've had fun reading all that shit.They just rehash same shit several week in a row, maybe months if i include stuff from older threads before the release (which weren't a daily occurrence mind you).I still don't get who the fuck is braxen and why i should hate him, outside of posting 4chan links on discord.To give credit, I do hate sprain(?) dev because there's a screenshot of his retarded take on a, not even a negative, review. But that's like only one screenshot, the dev is retarded, they could've found more retarded takes by him if they weren't that incompetent.All their previously prepared "s&box bad" content isn't even enough for a whole thread.I'm mad because these retards are incompetent at even preparing stuff beforehand.To you, knockout trannies or whoever you are, hire some professionals, maybe a marketing group i dunno. Because i'm not mad at garry, i'm mad at low effort threads that aren't improving even a iota. I would love to hate on garry, but you provided no reason to do so, i know he deleted a site for gmod addons that one time, there's even a thread today that made me hate garry, something about ai voicechat reviewing in rust, but it wasn't your thread, you didn't even bring this info here for fucks sake.Your threads are a fucking embarrassment.
>>739065405>"People want me to succeed and offer pointers towards that end.">"ERM, MAYBE JUST ENJOY THINGS???"Garry officially lost the plot.
>>739021642This game just gets worse with each day. It was already dead on day one but the 1 or 2 gamemodes I didn't hate that had players back then are now completely dead. There's nothing to play on S&box anymore, people moved on it's just a graveyard of shitty gmod imitations.
>>739067394nobody's reading all that lmao. if you don't like the thread then fuck off. let people enjoy things as your narcissistic idol has said above
>>739067394>>739067308Garry loves you eternallyGet on a cross for GarryFor Garry so loved the dickriders...- S&Box 3:16
Also about s&box not being gmod2 and such.
>>739067545tldryour s&box threads suck because you're an incompetent faggot
>>739067643crapbox was the correct choice
>>739067725I'm telling your discord trannies you said the f-slur.
>>739045698If you get excited over potentially making $600, you're either brown or poor
>>739067643If only what he built was ACTUALLY Garry's mod 2. The thing everyone wants.
Reporting in to say that I fucking CALLED IT that MaxofS2D's turbofaggotry was going to rub off on Garry one day. This is the exact kind of thing his bitch-ass pulled back then and of course Garry's doing it now beat for fuckin' beat.
>>739021642There's literally no point in this game, Roblox exists, it's free and less resource heavy so any potato, even a fucking phone, can run it
>>739065405garrysisters, our response???
>>739021707>Troonbre then contacted the video creator directly and forced him to change the video title and write an apology.why would anyone agree with that?
>>739065405is he likening himself to jesus
>>739068456>MaxofS2DQRD? I only know him as a dude who used to make pretty high quality TF2 fan models
>>739065595holy cope batman. the whole playfund model is designed to cater to jeetbrain scammers AND garry went ahead and confirmed it's intended
>>739068851The granddaddy for pretty much every up-his-own-ass pseud vidya personality ever, but over shit as meaningless as Gmod machinimas or Dota courier reskins.
>>739069256he wasn't that bad in retrospect considering how the obnoxious cunt meta has evolved since then but yeah he was insufferable
>>739065405>comparing s&box to christwhat the fuck
>>739065405>WHY ARE PEOPLE OFFERING ME CRITICISM? >LEAVE ME TO MY HUGBOX!Don't worry Garry, I wouldn't open Discord if you were offering me 500 free hats to talk to you.
>>739060870>source 2more like garry engine lmao
>>739067643If he changed the name to crapbox, I would buy the next turd he puts out just because it'd be funny for him to turn on the NFT jeets he has surrounded himself with.
>>739065405You missed this one.
>>739071320Surely he didn't spend the rest of his money on toys to jerk off with
>>739071320>you lived long enough to see garry turn into a discord sadboy
>actual fucking pajeet shills who don't know what a lolcow is are ITT malding about people taking the piss out of Garrydude lol
>>739049168I'm ashamed to admit I didn't realize either. I avoid AI slop on instinct and its left me unawares of its giveaways.
>>739071320How the fuck do you blow 7 million on this?
>>739071320lol. cut your losses before it becomes -$14m garry. it'll remain doa without an overhaul which you and your team just ain't capable of. we can all tell it's a rugpull anyway
>>739071702No man, I have faith. The game will become a billion dollar property like Roblox, he just has to invest another 20m into it first. Pay your workers in hats for the game, to incentivise them to do a good job.
>>739068360He didn't and he didn't rename it to gmod 2 because of that.
>>739071687probably factors in real estate, they have a fancy office
>>739071320No way the ugly sausage assetflip sandbox game costs 7m
>>7390713207 million dollars to polish someone game engine? wtf
>>739022547>this game rapes you can someone please post the thumbnail image
So let me get this straight. The guy who made GMOD tried to make GMOD 2 except its not GMOD and instead its some kind of bizarro roblox ripoff with a 20$ price tag and is an NFT game level of scam where all the guys making games with it are just trying to get your money via cometics garbage?
You would think someone with insane autism would just make a true garrysmod 2 in source 2. How hard can it be to just clone garrysmod into source 2?
>>739071320Garry was always a faggot, I'm glad people are finally turning on him
>>739068919Do you know how to read? i've said that nft jeetposting in s&box threads was mostly faleflagging/shitposting. I didn't say that playfund and cosmetics are a good thing, or that there's no people trying to play the system and etc. just that these posts in these threads weren't real, as in it was anon having fun by making obviously sarcastic posts making fun of these people.
>>739072114you'd need the source 2 sdk for that and valve safeguards the shit out of it for some reason
>>739072114People are still pushing the envelope with gmod addons, I'm sure if valve wasn't so jewish with the source 2 sdk there would be a very high-quality gmod successor
>>739072197they're gonna be cagey with the source 2 sdk until HL3 which is a never ever
>>739021642this "art"style is so bad it's heavily inciting me to avoid it at all costhow the fuck did they manage to evoke such a strong feeling
>>739072490they'll be cagey until they start developing source 3, and after source 3 has been developed and polished for 10 years, source 2 sdk gets released. Without documentation and half the stuff missing, of course.
>>739071702They are supposedly using s&box as their in house engine. So they kinda could recover their losses with some other game if it become popular (at least by not paying fees to epic or unity.) I remember reading about rust 2 being developed in s&box, but i don't remember if it was an "when if" scenario or "yeah we are developing it right now" one
>>739071619what, afraid to reply?
>>739072114reverse engineer half life alyx sdk add multiplayer support. bam, here's your garry's mod 2
forsen
>>739021642he literally just had to make garrys mod 2.0 and it would had sold by the millions>>739033656I will refund after playing for an hour and I will be happy
>>739072095Can you clarify what you mean by "guys making games with it are just trying to get your money via cometics garbage"?Like there are people playing the playfund system by making timesink games, and then there's separate cosmetics system that devs can only either include or exclude from their games. Devs can't even implement microtransactions inside their games (they can, but, intentionally, there's no robux equivalent for games to use, games have to implement their own monetisation infrstructure for that)
>>739073391nta but it's just>guys making games with it are just trying to get their money via creating timesinks to grift the playfund systemwhich is frankly even worse and since garry officially sanctioned it it's all it's ever going to be
>>739021642give me ONE good reason to pick this over garry's mod
>Forsen plays kart game>As each new player joins a fresh copy of every physics object spawns>Touching a tyre or something makes it explode into a column of them lagging everyone out
>>739073703$20 for this? christ i would neck myself if my name was in the credits
>>739073703It said pre-alpha though!
>>739073703Absolute GAMEPLAY right herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6-p_T9gsSA&t=213
kek
>>739073703>pay $20 to play google play store abandonware today! Now with sosigthat'll be $7m + tax + tip + ruining people's expectations of what source 2 is capable of (valve sure did a superb deal by giving the sdk to garry exclusively)
so how deep in the red is garry after this latest blunder?
So from what I gather in this thread it's best to just wait for Source 2 to actually go Public if you want a game engine to work with and just play OG Gmod if you want a sandbox to fuck around with.
>>739074067I remember Garry asked Valve not to put his game on the front page of Steam. Yet these twitch streamers are giving it traction with a bad impression, like look at this shit.
>>739074305https://sbox.game/metrics/finance
>>739074758JBmod... won...
>>739074308i don't remember where i've read it, but valve, or someone from valve, wrote somewhere to just wait for s&box to release if someone wants source 2 sdk (or license source 2 engine, dunno)Valve' doesn't want to spend time with supporting Source 2 licensees, and they gave garry Source 2 license because he is low demand client. I think garry wrote that he got it because he knows source 1 engine from inside out and source 2 is similar so he doesn't need help with it.
this shit ain't worth 20 bucks
>>739074305
Garry should pay me $20 to play this
>>739075884if you vibe code a clone of some roblox idle game he will
>>739033031Didn't even buy it lmao
>>739045698Finally, I can cosplay the chinless, inbred cholo gangbanger that I've always dreamed of.
>>739045698>limited quantity virtual itemsfucking cancer
>>739076367it's not limited quantity, you could buy as many as you wanted while they were on sale in-game
So Garry went from being a twitter crybaby to a discord crybaby?
>>739024016he thinks hes being gigabrain by making a perfectly generic humanoid thing that can suit all genres of custom games people will make. Like in his mind thats how it will work and it will make him rich. Its not supposed to stick to any one design sensibility just be generic and likeable by everyone. But its ugly as fuck and shits on the grace and attractiveness of the human form. It is trying to appeal to everyone and literally appeals to no one. It cant even pose or move without clipping because its a anatomical abomination by diverting from the human design its just awful on every level and they wont admit it they are CONVINCED some new audience of people iis just going to work with it.
>>739074758If you ignore the first day of sale, 22% of all purchases were refunded. With the first its 16%. There should be roughly 92k owners currently. Release day had the highest peak and that was only 26% of the sales that day. This is all assuming that game sales is a simple 20 per player and game refunds is a simple -20 per player so the numbers could actually be lower.
>>739067308kek
>>739076630>the numbers could actually be lower.they could also be higher, also 40k people got to keep the game for free from the developer preview
