Talion...This orc has defied us openly. We should make an example of him that other orcs will not soon forget.We must shame him, Talion.Sexually.
Do NOT fuck the spider.
>>739026453Why are there no female orcs in lotr?
>>739026710theyre born out of a magical pit of shit and sludge, not conception between a man and a woman
>>739026710They're not a real race. They're bioweapons
>>739026453Get his rags off
>>739026710Same reason why you don't see female dwarves in lotr, they're not relevant to the plot
>>739026804Then why are you in it?
>>739026776that's just the uruk-hainormal orcs and goblins are have off screen women
>>739026671Damn, she fine as hell. Do you see her a lot in Shadow of Mordor?
>>739027021You don't see her at all in Shadow of Mordor. You see her fleetingly in Shadow of War.
>>739026776Aren't Orcs just elves turned evil and shit?Do female Elves just not turn evil?
>>739027214No, women are evil to begin with.
>>739026710How do you know you haven't? Have you checked... down there?
>>739026453WOO WOOWOO WOO
>>739026783Same as jeets
MAN-SWINE
>>739028913>OI'M GONNA GUT YOU LOIK A FISH, MAN FILTH. YOUR SCREEEAMS WILL ECHO OFF THE FORTRESS WALLS!!!11!*head gets immediately cut off*
>>739026453Does talion get a new body every time he comes back to life?If not why don't the orcs just put a big rock on him or something?
>>739026453>We must shame him, Talion.>Sexually.Lewd
>>739026453that'd be gay though
