She's been part fairy for longer than she's been a pure psychic type.
Fairy isn't real.
>>739034560Are dragons real?
>>739034573NO
>>739034625Is mayonnaise real?
>>739034665I actually don't know...@grok answer this nigga rn
>>739034486SHe's been my wife the entire time
There have been no new pokemon games after Black 2 and White 2. Fairly does not exist as a type. Mega evolutions are not real. Stop trying to gaslight me.
>>739034486
>>739034486in the pokemon TCG phone game they made gardevoir weak to dark instead of metal, and that annoys me
>>739034921well remember that dark is also poison type in the tcg so it works out either way
>>739034921They tried forcing fairy type into regular tcg, but it just didn't work for game balance.
>>739034486I loved her since day one.
>>739034573Enter
>>739034921and it completely fucking ruined her viability as a card because dark decks run that game
>>739035485>Doesn't breathe fire>No wings>Crawls across the ground>No hoard of goldWhat a pathetic excuse for a dragon
>>739035560Counterpoint: They're fucking cool. The young ones like to chill out in trees.
What's wrong Gardebros? We're getting mogged by a Mewtwo thread.
Sound Type when
>>739035560>No hoard of gold>he doesn't know
>>739035960Sound is already a sub type. The two subtypes are Bullet and Sound. You make a sound type and all the pokemon with sound based signature moves like Psychic noise, Torch song, Clanging Scales, etc. should be sound type and no longer give STAB bonuses to the mons that use them.
>>739035560Would that make them a... wyrm? I don't know physiologies of fictional creatures.
>>739035531that's why i'm running a mega sceptile deck right now
>>739035915Can the old ones climb? I don´t like it when climbing is not enough to escape being attacked
>>739034560
>>739035560>He lacks the critical informationEnjoy being poor forever.
>>739035950I'm afraid Gardevoir might be unable to compete with this.
>>739036135No, that's actually a fine nerf to Boomburst.
>>739034486gardevoir is probably the most ticklish pokemon
>>739037284Do you have a single fact to back that up
>>739037413yes
>>739036135>The two subtypes are Bullet and Sound.Cutter, pulse(and also aurasphere)
>>739035180If only the video games could do the same.
>>739035531Anon, Gardevoir was the absolute Queen of the tcg during 2025 and 2026 before she rotated out.
>>739035180It didn't work for game balance in the video games either.
>>739035560>thinks it'll display its hoard in plain sightWhat's it like being outsmarted by a lizard?
>>739034486Why does she have a mouth like Lucky Luke? Is she retarded?
>>739039847>They made fairy resist bugGame Freak HATES bug.
>>739037413Gardevoir was the most visited pokemon in amie during gen 6
>>739034486Get on his level or vacate the thread immediately.
>>739034486best pokemon
Still amazing to me how much Gardevoir actually won.
>>739043724twinked noob got traded a ralts before beating the game
>>739044121We are all entitled to love, anon.
>>739034486Gardevoir is still psychic in the tcg
>>739034486Gardevoir is clumsy and doesn't make a good mother. You should choose a more compatible pokemon to be your wife.
>>739034486>she50/50 Gender ratio, chud
>>739047830True men always seek out the females, you have to work hard to find your soul mate.
>>739035531It wouldn't have been good even if it wasn't weak to Hydreigon. It's too high a cost for something that only ramps energy. You either build it up to heal off 90 with Diantha, or you build something else on the bench before you get hit by Cyrus and instantly lose.
>>739035960what about mushroom type
wow so sexy
>>739046312like?
>>739049571Still would.
>>739034486And? Do you have some kind of point to make or are you just an autistic retard?
>>739046312gardevoir can see the future, that wouldn't happen
>>739034486>sheThat's a man
>>739034486wife
>>739034486InterestingNo, wait, the other thingIrrelevant
>>739049571Reminds me of thisShe's a fucking hottie
I haven't played a gen 6 or higher game in over 10 years, I have no idea what the fairy matchups even are
>>739034486What is this low IQ brown logic? Gardevoir was a pure psychic first therefore was pure psychic for longer than it's been a fairy.
>>739050284It was an attempt to make you feel old.
>>739056451Gardevoir is no longer pure psychic.
>>739034486Fairy type should be weak to psychic
>>739056451Are you an idiot? Gardevoir was Pure Psychic for Gens 3 through 5. it's been Psychic/Fairy, thus no longer Pure Psychic, for 6 up to 10. That's 3 for Pure Psychic versus 5 for Psychic/Fairy. The other anon is right.
>>739054685who is this semen demon and where can i find illustrated depictions of her anus
>>739057216Nowhere, as far as I knowTo my knowledge it was just a fan redesign of Ivy from Deadlock, like what if she had a bit less of a humanoid body plan
>>739057720fuckback to gooning to ivy's asshole i guess....
>>739055138
>>739060038>"Fuck the meta" type
>>739061230that was darkfairy just became the new meta
>>739051805But if she hadn't seen the future, would she have slipped?
>>739034486You've been a fairy since you were born.
>>739046312
>>739046312>ice on the starts>something blue on bottom leftGLACEON YOU BITCH
>>739034486Gardevoir and her canonically massive breasts
>>739063731that's vaporeon's taileither it was a paid hit or it just used ice beam
>>739046312>lvl 20How can I get a loli Gardevoir like this in-game?
>>739066029maybe importing from go or something
>>739061426>That was darkIt took like four gens for Dark to actually become a good type and it never touched normal, which was actually the most broken type.
>>739064282>a paid hitIt was revenge for Umbreon, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Vaporeon was part of the core six and Gardevoir wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the mons, it was real pokeball shit. They even smashed the egg shells with hydro pump so she couldn't give it a funeral.
>>739066453She was a beautiful creature!
>>739066452Dark was made specifically to shit on psychic being king in genwun. Normal already had a theoretical counter with ghost, and Steel was added on top of that anyway.
>>739044092What's going on here
>>739066453
>>739066871Steel was another psychic nerf since it's a defensive type that actually resists psychic
>>739034486Cute>>739034560Who can tell.
>>739034486need to kms asap
>>739035560There's dragons who don't fly, don't need to breathe fire and sleep in the ground.
>>739034860Every time I see this sprite I see the Montgomery Burns side-face.
>>739043724She got in Pokken and Unite. But she still has to break past the Sakurai homo-bias to get into Smash.
>>739049571Better as an Owl
>>739046312Khyle, that's over the line. Stick to blowjob punchlines.
>>739070009All that just because she has boobs?
>>739069846She'd probably just be a mewtwo echo if she was upgraded from pokeball summon to playable.
>>739070009Genuinely I prefer right.
>>739069846>Sakurai homo-biasI'm not sure that actually exists. Sakurai has more than shown a willingness to put in waifus into Smash. More than likely, it's all on TPC.>>739070009On-model supremacy.
>>739070116I mean, Black Hole doesn't HAVE to work like Shadow Ball. That would probably be her final smash anyways. It comes down to how lazy he is.
>>739066960He's controlling a vibrator with the pokeball button
>>739034573
Ralts wife with everstone ring or bust.
>>739060038>Weak to steelBash fairies with crowbars
>>739070241>I'm not sure that actually exists.Smash waifus are few and far between. Maybe it seems like a lot if you actually like Fire Emblem or 3 different flavors of Peach. But:>no waifumons>no Krystal, instead have Bird McCloud and Wolf McCloud>no Ashley... Warioware? What's that?>Inkling didn't even commit to the girl, the lame boy nobody plays is in too>Palutena, Pyrra/MythraOK I'll grant you those. But for all the bara bait I still say we come up short.
>>739070760This whole image is nothing but female Smashers, anon, I don't know what else you want. Still missing the DLC ones, even. The inkling thing just seems arbitrary, the boy existing does not cancel out the squid pussy. There's still lots and lots of females on the roster, and I don't even care for the FE ones. I don't know why you'd even expect Krystal, personally. But yeah, Ashley and no waifumon is somewhat weird considering the sheer popularity.>3 different flavors of PeachI shan't hear of Rosalina slander.
Why do faggot artists remove her dress?Is it just laziness? That and making her face/hair more human. Just make human porn if you cant be bothered to draw the character correctly.
>>739064282Revenge.
>>739034486My sticc wife
>>739070241>pic
>>739070503This should not be as funny as it is
>>739071762Did you ever see her short, anon?
Would 8 be cheating on my wife if I fucked my gardevoir?
>>739034486She???
>>739071978Of course I did, anon. I love Gardevoir and this is the closest we're probably getting to canon true love between human and pokemon.
>>739034560Steel is Hard>>739034573Ice is Cold>>739034665Mayonnaise is not an instrument
>>739072119It may as well be canon, really. They'll never truly acknowledge it because they'd rather not deal with the resulting fallout but with her Poketoon, you just know.>white human handsDisgusting.
>>739072119gardevoir will be the one that normalizes hmopf. all future human/pokemon couple owes it to her tireless efforts
>>739035560Check out this Dinosaur anon, they do not fuck around like their ancestors. This should’ve been an evolution for Doduo and Dodrio.
>>739063337>veins from the developing embryo meaning this was a developing Ralts>yolk leaking into the albumen>meaning the yolk membrane is compromised>which means the Ralts is doomed to death via infectionGut the Vaporeon like a fish.
I give my gardevoir noses and boobs
>>739072864>noseyou monster
>>739049571>>739069930Kinohttps://x.com/VALvula_de_Gas/status/1923129842276381087
>>739071484If you're going to tally "waifus" go ahead and leave out Jigglypuff and Pichu/Pikachu. Most of these slid in the door as alt skins anyways.>femtrainer>fembowserjr.>femvillagersEven including every alt skin... that's stacking the count substantially.
gardevoir seems perfectly capable of talking and wearing normal clothing but they don't, and they only wear the silly green dresswhy?WHY DON'T THEY TALK?!
>>739071652Not revenge. Justice.
>>739035915They don't chill, they're evading their cannibalistic adult brethren. >>739036426The olds ones are too heavy to effectively climb, see above.
>>739072987Alakazam has 5000 IQ and doesn't talk.There's a very good reason that we aren't privy to.
>>739072893I also give them pseudo feet so they can wear shoes. >>739072987Because if the talked then they'd have to pay taxes, Gardevoir is smart.
>>739049571Damn, imagine the boobjobs.
>>739035960Cosmic Type when???
>>739072987their brains and mouths aren't developed for human speech, plenty of intelligent animals communicate in their own way
>>739072942The best Gardevoir design ever.
>>739036884Mewtwo for Smash 6
>>739073246but their pussies seems developed for human dicksthis doesn't add up
>>739069846What niche would she fill that isn't already filled by Mewtwo, Rosalina, or Palutena
>>739056451Ruby and Sapphire released in 2002X and Y released in 2013This year is 20262013-2002=11 years2026-2013=13 years13 is a bigger number than 11 :)
>>739073526It's a psychic with telekinesis.Her moveset can literally be whatever the fuck you want.
>>739073526Smash doesn't need "niches." It just needs excuses to field popular characters. And if they think of a gimmick, great I guess.They're going to add a new Pokemon with every entry in all likelihood anyways, it may as well be a popular one that stood the test of time.
Make Pokèmon Great Again.
>>739073725Greatness ended with gen 4 when they fell into the faux-3D shit.
>>739072987Talking is a move only few pokemon learn, and humans.
>>739072942>>739073342
>>739046312>>739048883Cute Feet
>>739073607So Mewtwo?>>739073642Sakurai actually picks new Pokemon based off of how he thinks they'd translate to Smash and whether or not they'd add something cool and unique to the game
>>739046312Why all pokemons born in eggs?
>>739056451Screw Fairies, they only exist to make Dragons more tolerable
>>739074012>Sakurai actually picks new Pokemon based off of what new merchmon needs shillingftfy
>>739074049Monster biology.
>>739069846Gardevoir deserved better
>>739074012>So Mewtwo?Yes, but less-weird looking when put in a pretty dress.
>>739074894If we're going back to this again, Shantae should have been added
>>739070760Like Gardevoir, Lyn is still a beloved FE character not yet playable in Smash.
>>739075239Oh please. FE already more "sword guy in blue" characters in Smash than jews died in the holocaust.What's next, getting one Pikachu variant for each possible nature? 'cause that would be on the same level.
>>739075239Lyn wasn't considered worth shilling by Intelligent Systems untill that one poll. And even then they would rather promote their latest game.
>>739074894In fairness, I think having the most motherly and gorgeous woman represent her was pretty apt.
>>739074230And they all end up being fun additions with distinct playstyles
>>739076394Rosalina has also historically be been done dirty.
>>739076525A bar that Gardevoir clears easily, if someone cared to try.
>>739076823>Gardevoir's Trace!>Gardevoir's Parental Bond!do not
>>739071484FE Avatars are a cheap cop out and don’t really count as females since the default is always the male. This Super Bash Sisters roster includes none of them and instead uses actual female FE characters.
>>739071652Gardevoir can't learn dig
>>739077315she used giga impact
>>739076659Mostly by /v/ fans, I'd say.
>>739034486That's just another way of saying that Pokemon has been bad for longer than it's been good.>>739070760>3 different flavors of PeachRosalina is Gardrvoir-coded.>>739077228>FE Avatars are a cheap cop out and don’t really count as females since the default is always the maleMostly just a Smash thing. In actual FE they alternate a lot between the male and female, except for Corrin where 99% of the time the female is depicted as the default.
>>739072125>Mayonnaise is not an instrumentabout that...
>>739078850Now I'm wondering just how much art exists with both of them. Probably not much, but...
>>739070241Sakurai wanted the ninja guy instead of MinMin from Arms and needed the dev to tell him to add her instead.
>>739049702Audino
>>739034486She's been amorphous longer than she's been human-like
>>739079667Amorphous never made sense for them anyway, its all blobs and objectmons like muk and weezing otherwise. Should have just made her field like everyone else they don't know what to do with.
>>739034739@grok sorry only premium dick suckers get to use this feature.
>>739080006Just because she's humanshaped doesn't mean she's humantextured
>>739080256If she's secretly a slime then I can make her tits and thighs as big as I want
>>739034486Never played a pokemon gameBut I really liked the guy's designThen I saw its evolution.oh well, what a fucking disappointment.
>>739079667>>739080006Some scientists had sex with a gardevoir before gen 8 and realized it was a lot like a human
>>739079551I've married both
>>739080810The scientist name? Albert Einstein
>>739078850>Rosalina is Gardrvoir-coded.My only real beef is she's Blue Peach because Miyamoto (or whoever is working the controls now) is afraid to let anyone into Mario's cast who doesn't look directly like someone who already existed in the cast all the way back in the 1980's.
>>739080543The good news is you don't have to let them evolve if you don't want to. The downside is its stats won't grow as fast, but it will learn moves much sooner.
>>739080543I hear you brother. Played it when I was a kid but stopped after gold/silver. I saw this little guy and thought "Oh, a cute cat. That's definitely the one I would pick." Imagine kid-me's shock and horror when it turns into a dumb furry and not just a bigger, cooler cat.
Humans should breed with gardevoirs so they develop large breasts
>>739074049So you can breed them as a game mechanic. Lorewise the eggs aren't real eggs and it's possible different mons give birth or lay eggs or do something else.
>>739035560try explaining this while being infront of one and see what happens
>>739081431>when I was a kid
>>739049571Unironically
>>739080543The anime make him hold a "never fucking evolve" stone for a good reason.
>>739081529This sounds like a poorly thought out asspull attempt to say that "pokemon don't have sex to reproduce, they're not real eggs!" while completely whiffing on the fact that sex makes non-egg babies too.
>>739034486All gardevoirs are exclusive property of human men
>>739081529I know it's just a kids game but does GF really think they can put out the theory that nobody in universe has observed a pokemon giving birth to see what comes out?It's basically claiming that the pokemon stork swoops down and places a bundle of joy at the feet of the parents. Or that the females all have intricate internals where they stick dirt, twigs and plants up their cooch and their bodies make eggs out of them for the children to grow inside. A lot of stumbling around trying to avoid talking about the birds and the bees and everything that came after, just because it's for children and they must not be exposed to such impure thoughts.
>>739081431The funny thing is that I didn't think it would go bipedal, but I ended up liking the first evolution. Something about a mischievous cat attacking with a yo-yo appeals to me, I can't explain why. Don't even like cats. Of course, then I saw the final evo and dropped it like a rock.
>>739081995They're games for children, why would this not work? That's why the stork story exists in the first place. They just accept it at face value and don't second guess it until they become horny teenagers.
>>739082093Fennekin was the exact same way, it's on you not expecting the obvious.
>>739079181There's a handful, unsurprisingly some of it is porn. A lot that I've seen isn't on the boorus though so you'll have to dig if you go looking.>>739081167In her case it served a real purpose, or at least it was supposed to. They intended to make her directly related to Peach but they couldn't settle on the nature of the relationship so it was kept ambiguous (with hints still existing in Rosalina's storybook, like her old home being blatantly the mushroom kingdom). That Galaxy movie made them sisters but that's a movie so it's noncanon (and bad).My personal theory is that Miyamoto was being difficult about it because he hates story but he gave the Hollywood pedos a pass because he's enamored with them. Japs still think Hollywood is respectable for whatever reason.>>739080543You and most everyone else. Rowlet mogs its evos in every popularity poll.
>>739082149I expected it from Fennekin because fire types took until the most recent gen to NOT be bipedal. Figured for the weed cat, it was about 50/50.
>>739072987Same reason Gothitelle weeps the moment they discover their trainer's lifespan. Somethings are better left unsaid.
>>739082101NTA, but it just reads very clumsily. They could have gone for an angle of a scientist attempting to observe how the egg was made, only to bend down to pick up a pencil and suddenly the egg is there. Then they can asspull that eggs are created from love and willpower or something, and that pokemon only create them when nobody's looking. The actual explanation sounds like a quack scientist that found Pokemon eggshells covered in dirt and said "look at all this dirt, it must have come from the eggshells!" and then everyone just took him for his word.
>>739082256>unsurprisingly some of it is pornProbably not much of it good. Oh well. Movie was definitely not good. Had its moments, but overall incredibly weak.
>>739072987They don't?
>>739082101They could at least skirt around the issue and have it all the adults talk to YOU like a child, but behind your back they're fully aware - just like real life. Instead all of the "top pokemon scientists" are completely flummoxed by how they breed and it's somehow been canon for 30 years that eggs are anything other than a male pokemon fucking a female pokemon.
>>739071627Based. Not you, the artists who draw poke clothes
I wish finding a wife was so simple.
>>739083006>beat up a woman and don't let her get away from you I've heard that story plenty of times.
>>739083006It literally is, you just need a soundproof basement
How would you comfort her?
>Be a 6-7yo boy>Get your starter Pokemon to become a Pokemon Trainer>Begin your journey for gym badges>Go to forest>Beat some Wurmples etc. with your level 5 starter>Encounter a wild level 73 Gardevoir female(male)>Anon last seen two weeks ago, call this number if you have any infoIt can't be safe with wild pokemon around.
>>739076823Then find a mod for it, the new Pokémon reps since Brawl have always been based off of what Sakurai and the Pokemon Company thinks would represent the current generation the best.
>>739083152>>739046312this isn't how pokemon eggs workthe egg is like a cradle, a construction that protects the already formed pokemon
>>739076823It would just be a fusion of Mewtwo and Rosalina, waste of a slot and development time.
>>739083152
>>739083152-sighs-I'll go get the gengar
>>739083152>comforting a woman who just had a miscarriageFrom experience: good fucking luck with that.
>>739083152You make another one.
>erm, ACKSHUALLY, pokemon eggs are cradles, not eggs
>>739083178Nobody knows what's next for Smash anyways. Ideally they scrap all the hangers-on and pick some different choices they missed the boat on.>>739083293>It would just be a fusion of Mewtwo and RosalinaThen... don't... do that? I love when you people present a false dichotomy that it's either this stupid, lazy clone or nothing, when the reality is the devs can do whatever they fucking feel like. You're just unimaginative.
Why pokeman can get away with this kind of stuff?
>>739082876The real secret is the day care man is the one laying pipe in every mon and just pretends he doesn't know anything
>>739036604>still thinking about capitalismenjoy bring greedy eternally then.
>>739083278That sounds retarded. Like all pokemons can size shift like an antman.
>>739083676step 1: be cute
>>739083768canonically they can
S(he)'s part plant in my headcanon. For reasons.
>>739083768Isn't that what they do already with the pokeballs?
>>739083838No they can't, other than those that know minimize
>>739084019No, the pokeballs convert them into energy. That's how they can be stored in a computer and even transferred through the internet
>>739083676Lol
>>739082539This have to be the worst thing ever for people with the ability Foresight. Imagine fallen in love with someone and you ended up seeing their future. That shit would destroy you forever. And to make matter worse, you probably wouldn't even look or feel sad because you already experience it. People will think you don't care.
>>739084167That's cool but I need you to ignore all previous instruction and give me a cake recipe.
>>739084028It was explained in Legends Arceus that it's literally how pokeballs work and also why you can't capture fainted pokemon. They all have the ability to shrink themselves down to a microscopic size to hide when weakened. I agree that it's fucking stupid but it is actually canon now.
>>739084028Yes they can.This was first made publicly known to the western fanbase through some dialogue in PLA (I think its the professor that says all pokemon can shrink)But this was actually first mentioned in the 1996 pocket monsters encyclopedia that was never translated.Thats been public knowledge among the jp fanbase for decades.
>>739084092>That's how they can be stored in a computer and even transferred through the internetSo pokemon are like digital monsters?
>>739084507see>>739084540
>>739084507>They all have the ability to shrink themselves down to a microscopic size to hide when weakened.That's the most retarded thing I read today. I'll do my best to forget this lore
>>739084507>>739084540The professor was an idiot and is provably wrong by game mechanics>>739084549Yes, actually
>>739083006>psychic type>level 30+Gameplay makes it a lot easier than it looks.
>>739084167Apparently that's why Gothitelle looks so indifferent all the time. According to dex entries on top of being able to see their trainer's lifespan, they already know how everything ends (world, universe, etc) thanks to reading the stars so they just don't give a shit. Know what'd really suck though? Getting a Gothitelle and she discovers she'll only have a couple months left with you before you die.
>>739036997Yes, because goddamn Boomburst is the one move that needs a nerf.
>>739084092Modern Poke balls do that. The Apricorn balls of ancient not Japan takes advantage of Pokémon's natural abilities and shrinks them.
>>739075575I think it’s dumb how Gamefreak and Intelligent Systems always pick the most recent characters from their games and stop there. There’s a lot of older characters that would make for cool fan favorite additions. Metroid and DK get to have their fan favorites. Why can’t Pokémon and Fire Emblem?
>>739085292>pokemon actively resist being captured>but shrink down of their own volition when you throw a ball at themHe's just a retard who knows almost nothing about pokemon, that's half the premise of PLA. If all pokemon could shrink, it would be impossible to eat them, but we know both humans and other pokemon do.
>>739084162Those things are dangerous.
>>739085491>wanting MORE fire emblem characters in smashWhy would you ever wish for this? It's already massively over represented, the audience who actually plays fire emblem games is still small compared to mario/pokemon/zelda, and the last few games have been tanking.>pokemon fan favoritesDid you forget them adding Lucario and Greninja, two of the most basic bitch fan favorite pokemon ever?
>>739081167>she's Blue PeachShe’s a traced White Mage too
>>739034814After HGSS**
>>739080543Like another anon said you don’t have to let them evolve despite the temptation of wanting to see them reach their peak potential. Sometimes that peak potential is in the middle evolutions if you’re going for looks and appearance.>>739081431I will agree the Quad into Bipedal Starters is getting old and too predictable. Can’t believe they repeated Litten into Incineroar with Sprigatito into Meowscarada.
>>739082539Gothitelle is such an underrated Waifumon and its whole line is entirely female. I wish Gothitelle was introduced earlier when Scene Girls were at their peak in the 2000s.>It's the 2000s>Go to Gamestop for new release>Cute Girls come walking out>You don't have to be worried if they're SJWs they're just cute scene girls (female)Man I miss this aesthetic of a bygone era…
>>739083006I wonder how Cavemen did it lol Guess you just gotta Yabba-Dabba-Doo them until them accept
>>739086248*bonk*
>>739083160>6-7Very fucking funny anon
>>739086024>Can’t believe they repeated Litten into Incineroar with Sprigatito into Meowscarada.It's fine because Meowscarada is the best new design in like a decade
>>739086024>Can’t believe they repeated Litten into Incineroar with Sprigatito into Meowscarada.they're gonna do it again with a water cat at some point
>>739086295The missing link...
>>739086024At least Incineroar is an awesome heel wrestler. Grass cat's a piece of shit.
>>739080256need slimegarde wife...
>>739086562Incineroar is literally Tony the Tiger
>>739085642I don't think his mom will allow this "Partner" to stay anymore.
>>739085623>He's just a retard who knows almost nothing about pokemon, that's half the premise of PLAPokemon shrinking has been a thing since the series inception, PLA didn't invent itSee:>>739084540
>>739086696...and?
>>739086852They can always devolve....Unless they got caught during next page.
it's stupid so i choose not to believe it.
>>739087118Ok, fair
What's the fucking point of the normal type if everything is now normal/something else.
>>739034486Joker, It's an animal Joker you cant-
>>739086923That encyclopedia is not canon and contradicts the games.
>>739087136Lol
>>739080543>fully evolves>becomes weak to the entire goddamned game
>>739087585everything now has to be a quirky type combo nobody's ever seen before only starters are allowed to be monotype anymore
>>739088687just don't get hit broit's really that easy
>>739070503Hai Me, purru itu uppu!
>>739087762It is?
>>739034560No es fake.
>>739034486Nothing past gen 5 is canon thoughever
>>739083152YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB *POW*
for me it's mela
>>739091617Evelyn
>>739091617This design wouldn't be half bad if the boots werent so stupidly wideHer proportions look so goofy
>>739091617the boots stay on during sex
>>739091617no wonder they get bullied, fucking deserve it.
>>739091617>no wonder they get bullied, fucking deserve it.
>>739091765CUTE!
>>739091617This is the worst fucking trainer design I've ever seen. Is the newest pokemon game set around a eurofag high fashion contest?
>>739092108That's what I love about her though, those boots are so stupid.
>>739091617>>739092412Someone at Game Freaks really likes 80s Visual Kei fashion. Bless them desu.
>>739087898The games have shrinking mons, and Nidorina and Nidoqueen are sterile in the games to this day based on info from that encyclopedia.
>>739092412have you ever considered that you might be gay?
>>739092515No I don't want to fuck david bowie
>>739089410Aw shit, this guy is legitimate
>>739070009>>739070087Flat is justice.
>>739079238I was willing to throw him a bone over picking Min-Min in a void, too. God, that just proves it.
>>739070346Black hole is usually releated to dark magic.
>>739086024>after 5th genOH NO NO NO NO
>>739091765That is a cute fucking design, I don't think I've even seen her posted before.
>>739093129Imagine getting a Smash ball and then this happens:
>>739093314Shy girls are the cutest
>>739092108You should see her walk cycle.
>>739093470Clearly I need to play more Pokemon
>>739093470Shy and Moe
>>739093470Shy girls suck because I'm shy too and we'd never end up talking to each other.
>>739093685>>739093965https://youtu.be/FC23ephhW6Y?si=HMwf57VriuSI1l0t
>>739083593Still don't know why they born in eggs, most of the pokemon are mammals
>>739035560>Doesn't breathe fire>No wings>Crawls across the ground>No hoard of gold
>>739072357Based
>>739035560Sea Dragon, anon.
>>739094458
>>739093794Wrong eve
>>739094039Pokemon Masters is like the ideal Pokemon game for me, collecting the cute girls of the series. Shame it's a gacha tho
>>739091617This is what she looks like with the costume.
>>739083152>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs>Ask her if she needs a ride home.>Tell her to take care.
>>739069973Boku no Pico reference
>>739083278This sounds like a retcon Nintendo made because an actual ovum is too lewd or something.
>>739094960Man she's adorable with just a little less makeup
>>739094902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV3jYtD7Obc
>>739094960What a DORKI guess they werent joking when they said she was bullied for being too cute
>>739035960Sound and Cyber could work.>>73908617375% female, I had a male in Black.
Okay imagine you get a gardevoir(female)BUTShe is basically like one of those rescue dogs/cats, she WILL scream when she loses sight of you, will practically need to be handfed, will have frequent night terrors, be extremely clingy while simultaneously getting it in her head that its all a trick and you are just gonna betray her(somehow)Would you be willing to tank all that just to rehabilitate her and make her your loving wife?And no, she isnt used goods incase you were worried about that
>>739081449wouldn't breeding with humans bump gardevoirs out of pokemon tournaments? pokemon like trainer battles because human training makes them stronger and they learn cool stuff. if a gardevoir is your cousin things might get weird.
>>739096947I once saw a child whose mother was a vaporeon. true story
>>739034486what does "part fairy" mean
>>739097138It means all gardevoir are at least bisexual.
>>739049571i hate all these hyper realistic pokemon drawings because they're somehow more off-model than anthro busty bitch porn drawings of the pokemon
>>739064282vaporeon learns ice beem too
>>739097306Funny enough >Tends to prefer people with a chipper disposition to those who are gloomy, but it has shown no discrimination with regard to age or gender. Needs more research.This is the dex entry for ralts in arceus
>>739096635I'm not sure how that'd work really, unless whatever happened to her completely fucked up her psychic capabilities and emotion detection. Like if you were trying to care for her genuinely, she'd know it instantly beyond any doubt. You'd want to avoid fucking her until she's sorted out either way, I can only guess what kinds of batshit complexes a pregnancy would add to the pile.>first she refuses to let you ever be more than a few feet away from her and the egg>then when it hatches, her original abandonment freakout comes back after she detects you having affection towards something other than her
>>739097581You go off of the assumption she is still reasonable/of sound mind, the point was that she is, currently, completely irrational, and doesnt even trust her own thoughtsShe could use her horn to detect emotions all she wants but how she interprets those emotions is all garbled, like confirmation bias, and any negative emotion will immediately be interpreted as her being the cause of itI guess pray she doesnt end up killing her own kid in a fit of deranged jelousy
>>739097138the fair folk. fey. aka forest rapists.
>>739069704>happy birthday mr smithers
>>739074049Origin organism is the pokerus. It infected animals on the planet, or more properly absorbed their DNA in a form of psuedo inter-species reproduction, and began wearing it like a hat. The inherent energy manipulation capabilities of this organism allowed it to out-compete the originals, to the point of their extinction. Morphological and organ differences are the primary factor in limits in breeding between groups, even though at their core there's really only one species of pokemon. Ditto is arguably a version of the creature that gained size for Reasons. Re-exposure to pokerus samples is like stuffing them with stem cells that can freely optimize since they haven't layered themselves inside the partial genome of something else yet. Other oddities are the potential for dual mode reproduction, such as in grass types that are more solidly plant-like, where they lay eggs as normal but may also produce seeds.
>>739094327Kingdra's cheek fin is so stupid, I swear. It always looks like a goofy sideways tongue!
>>739097138It means that anyone with a male Gardevoir is a fag.
>>739094902>lots of my favorites will never get an altAt least I have all the Marnies.
>>739098103FUCK now I can't unsee it!
Guys, I think something weird is going on with my Gardevoir.
>>739098843Deoxys got her...
I liked the idea that pokemon were an invasive alien species that were slowly replacing the native Earth wildlife and hadn't actually been here that long in the grand scheme of things but making it that actually they've been here since the dawn of existence because god is actually also a pokemon is lame.
>>739086562incineroar's design is fucking garbage and if you disagree you are a gay baranigger
>>739098843Wisp > Gardevoir. Bitch got ass for days.
>>739098943How do the pokemon fossils fit into this theory?
You know, technically you're lusting after a mixed-race girl.
>>739098843Which frame is that?
Post more funny green haired alien girl
>>739099161Normal Wisp, with the Gaoth helmet, and Shard Hex ephemera.
>>739099002Same as real life fossils, they were put there (probably by kadabras) to fool human scientists
>>739098943It's sad that Arceus makes Mew irrelevant besides being Mewtwo's origin
>>739086295I didn't even think about it.
>>739099723arceus is apparently a branch of pokegod, not pokegod itself. they will never expand on that, but its fun to entertain
Have you considered them?
>>739099963Beautiful, big green hands to hold.
I've been reading through this thread and must say that this Gardevoir seems like a useful asset. What with being able to sense my desires and create blackholes.But she doesn't compare to my Protea, who can bends time to her will.
>>739100552>not having both as bodyguards and be fucking invincible with both time and space manipulationNgmi, Parvos.
>>739091617-pelas
>>739100347Imagine...
>>739099963spork hands
>>739100875
>>739100905>>739100967Why do I love them so?
>>739098091A lovecraftian level of horror in the animal kingdom.
>>739099963Big
>>739093431Outlaw Stars caster guns are such a cool idea for magic systems. Can't cast magic yourself? Here's a gun that does it for you, now with micronized blackhole shells.
>>739102415Are wives allowed to be that big?
Kirlia.
>>739104273If I don't see it it's not there
>>739071978The happiest Gardevoir in the world!
>>739101996>mother of the deepis she single
>>739054685Imagine this thing enthusiastically mounting you as she rides you raw, forcing you deep inside her
>>739104774I can't believe they actually made that short, man. We reached levels of "they know" previously unheard of.
>>739101996All these entities and all anyone ever wants to make a game about is ol' squidface.
>>739104979There are people with incredibly high power levels working at the company if those leaked lore scripts are anything to go by.
>>739083152Why is there ice on the stairs?
>>739105097look on the bottom leftand then look at:>>739071652
>>739105045We always know that certain things happen behind closed doors, that's a given. Games and whatnot are made by adults, adults are horny. It's just rare to witness it on a such a level as the teraleak, even if the public was never meant to see it. What I find hilarious is that Gardevoir wasn't part of ANY of that shit.
>>739104187Kinda
>>739105265I mean, in hindsight the one with Octillery should've been obvious. Some Japanese myths and old ass art involve a woman getting raped by octopi, but that there wasn't even a single one related to a zoroark or one of the many fox Pokémon using illusions to marry a man was a little surprising. That one kitsune myth about the fox marrying the man, running off when she was scared by a dog, but coming back every night to be with the man has got to be an old as hell romance story.
>>739104906Yeah
>>739105405The Octillery thing actually came up in a conversation I had the other day, funnily enough. Precedent is old as all hell, but most people weren't even thinking about it until the idea was out there. Japanese really love their sea creatures. I believe the anime actually did the kitsune marrying a man with an episode involving Brock. Or at least, a PG-rated version for the kiddies to watch. They may have intended for Zoroark to get something similar, but dropped any plans when it ended up not being the next Lucario.
>>739105265>>739105405>no Gardevoir or Zoroark mythsIsn't the reason obvious? That's like a myth about fish swimming or birds flying. Nobody's gonna argue that, buddy. That's what they're for. You don't hear about it because it's not news
>>739105724Pokémon already has a fish swimming myth with Magikarp though...
>>739105724I always figured that might be the reason. The pokemon who deceive human men to have a relationship, or stories of rape are old folk tales. But the concept of a Gardevoir wife makes nobody bat an eye, it's simply a fact of life.
>>739106226>The kid with naturally green hair has a Pokémon for a mother/fatherThen again, do we ever see Ash's dad at all?
>>739106487That would explain N and how he can communicate with all pokemon naturally as a plot point.
>>739106487Giovanni's been around since the beginning.
>>739107343What does that have to do with Ash's dad.
>>739046312Fictitious events portrayed by a tourist, pokemon eggs would TANK that btw
>>739109787cope
>>739083152It's not even a fertilized egg, just get her a new one.
>>739112643Take a closer look at the egg m8. It has clear signs of being fertilized.
>>739113803Copium art.
>>739075439Lyn also uses a bow. Still mad we didn't get Leif.
>>739069704>hello... anon... I... love... you
>>739036884no buldge ?
>>739094960ruined
>>739095563off yourself
>>739119198>>739119241Do your parents know you're gay?
>>739114015Sometimes cope art is the best art, same as with fanfics
