Play my wife's game
>>739043828sadly it's the worst of her trilogy
It's really bad (why are Mayan Aztecs in Peru living with Incas?) and there's basically no good tombs in the game, but at least you get to see Laura's fat ass as she wiggles between rocks
>>739043828How the fuck did a horse post on /v/?
>>739043828WHAT SHE DID BEFORE YOU MET HER IT'S HER OWN DAMN BUSINESS
>>739043828I would rather have diarrhea, thanks
>>739043828Nah, I am sceptical about Armenian games
>>739043973
She's physically optimal in this game.
>ywn trot the globe with Lara
>>739043828Should I try it again? I got to the village and got that weird exhausted feeling you get from games sometimes.
I hated the fucking slow walking bogs or sliding through narrow parts which are just hidden loading screens and dropped it
>>739045428Can't tell you, I only made it as far as the opening sequence in Cozumal before I had to stop for a fap break.
>>739043828Fuck no. That one sucks. 2013 is a fun dumb schlock action flick in game form. Rise tones down the action a bit and adds some good optional exploration. But Shadow is a boring: way less combat, obligatory stealth (instead of optional, like in Rise), a rushed plot with an unsatisfactory ending and nuLara is dressed with a potatoes sack for too long
>>739044428>>739044590She's so dogfart-coded
haven't played shadown because it looked like a downgraderise was mostly decent though
>>739045784It's more impressive to me than Rise so far, though I've just started.
Shadow is a good game, I thought it was the best in the trilogy.