the review that killed gaming journalism
>>739045026It was this one for me.
>>739045026Bump
What the fuck are you retards talking about
>>739047181the nintendo bonus is that powerful
>>739045101This is the first time I ever agree with a game journalist, what the fuckTropical Freeze is the worst Donkey Kong game. Enjoy your input lag
>>739045026And the nature of offending that has her wanted by the police is what exactly?
>>739048356>Forget having the best level design, bosses, and movement tech! Look at this delay on this one specific version!"Have you considered playing a different version?
>>739045026Trannies have been destructive for the entirety of their existence. Encouraging this mental illness is destroying society.
>>739045026>the bad - misogyny>the good - the one main character who spews 99% of said misogyny is unforgettableNo seriously, what did she mean by this?
>>739049303yeah none of that matters when the controll is assIts like bragging how much horse power your car has ans then it cant drive a straight line
>>739045026To be fair, he gave it a 9. What was the game where it was all positive and the reviewer was like "but the company treats trans people bad. 5!"
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>>739045026>Great vehicle handlingThere's nothing great about a floaty system where every single car feels the same.
>>739047181God Hand will always be fucking garbage for the camera alone.Get fucked and keep crying 20 years later, ps2 pissbbay.
>>739050984skill issue
>>739045026>Carolyn PetitThat's a tranny with a penis.
>>739047181God Hand's review is funnier in context. Nobody at IGN wanted to review it at the time. So, they basically just forced someone to get the review out.Anyway, for me, it was when Aubrey Drake or whatever her name was didn't like Darksiders 2, but gave Skyward Sword a 10/10. I've become more favorable of SS over the years, but the most positive thing I can say about it is that it's like an indie game in the best and worst ways possible. She later went on to work for Nintendo.
>>739049852A better analogy is one of those Chinese piece of shit cars with reclining electric leather seats, LCD screens for every occupant, an electric sun roof, aluminium interior controls, mahogany trim, LED starry sky ceiling fixtures for the passengers, dynamically dimming windows and all other imaginable luxury features but the engine is a 70hp 3cyl. and the tires may as well be wooden coasters.
>>739052013>70hpI assume it makes up for it in MP and DEF.
>>739052040No it can't cast spells and it falls apart in a breeze. It's like a level 1 fighter who bought all the cashshop cosmetics.
>>739052013Average Chinese car is a 400hp electric now
>>739052257Well that's nice for them but it doesn't change the fact that basically every manufacturer flooded the domestic market with polished turds before they had the bright idea to spend their government money on purchasing stocks and companies from other countries.
>>739052257>day 2 of ownership of a chinese electric car
>>739048356Nice opinion, which youtuber gave it to you?
>>739047181I don't get this.. going by their scoring God Hand should be at least a 5/10?
>>739052801the opinion that input lag is bad?
>I am... forgotten
Critics were always a joke and it was always obvious how much they inflated certain companies like Sony and Rockstar because management was breathing down their necks. Like Sony's games have sucked forever, GTA games have the boring mission design, clunky controls, shitty driving yet get nothing but 10s? Come on lol
>>739055579They're just better than Nintendo games it'll be okay anon
>>739055790I don't want games to be bad, retard. I can just acknowledge that Rockstar sucks without being a hater.
>>739045026carolyn petit, more like carolyn mantits
>>739054232I'm a bit of a gone homo / life is strange (the first one) defender but I wouldn't give either game higher than a 7 on my best day. Probably more like 6 or 6.5
>>739057362so you'd give them a score of 6 or 7 you're saying
>>739045026TrvkeYou can notice how the fake 9 and 10s for the piece of shit that was GTA V caused every game to need to be at least an 8 if it's good
