What exactly is a "humiliation ritual" in video games?
Your entire life.
>>739045071basically picrel
Something like what happened in Uncharted, when Nathan Drake was portrayed as an action hero chad who killed hundreds of people and survived brutal brawls while at a disadvantage, them when he has to fight against a single woman he suddenly becomes a huge loser even when it's a 2v1 against A SINGLE WOMANI want you to watch this video and really CONSIDER the fact that this man got utterly OWNED by a single female.https://youtu.be/7Z-fipEWLUU?si=xEuT2pCZ4qvYoc8S
>>739045071>these prehistoric animals that lived millions of years ago totally behaved this way!
>>739045071
the bioshock twistit wasn't shocking, it changed nothing, it was a dick in a box
there's a part of xenoblade chronicles 3 where you have to walk a robot back to a town and it takes 5 minutesto me that was the developers putting the player through a humiliation ritual
why do all animal documentaries have such a femcel energy to them.
>>739045071whats the context of this? is this from a segment where they were like >we have no idea what dinos did, they could have done something stupid like thisor were they trying to present this as fact or something.
>>739045071Go back to your containment board.
>>739045553watch better ones
>>739046062Jestermaxxing
>>739046570>mfw i found out the Liopleurodon wasnt that bigworse than finding out Santa wasnt real
>>739046062Almost everything to do with dinos besides how their bones looked is pure fanfiction. Especially "they all went extinct because of a meteor"
>>739046062If I remember right, this dino had the short stubby arms like shown with the colorful pigment, but they had like absurdly good rotation for no discernable reason. this was "confirmed" by whatever the nerds are called who study dinos. how the dino's behaved is almost always just speculation based on what animals do today.
why is he hittin the griddy?
>>739046698SANTA ISN'T REAL????
>>739045071what's the point of having such small arms?
>>739046836dont listen to him, anon!he is real! Santa is real! I put my tooth under my pillow and I got one dollar!
>>739045071That part in nu-GoW where you carry a pig for like an hour while some old bag yammers at you
>>739046062>DUDE, DIDN'T YOU KNOW? BIRDS ARE RELATED TO DINOSAURS!>THEREFORE DINOSAURS MUST HAVE ACTED JUST LIKE BIRDS TODAY, EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS BETWEEN THE TWO SPECIES>HOW CAN YOU BE SO BEHIND ON LE SCIENCE, BRO?
>>739046939but that's the tooth fairys job
>>739046939don't be silly, anon! that's the Tooth Fairy! and we ALL know the Tooth Fairy isn't real, Johnny from the farm back in '05 told me that!
>>739046713>they all went extinct because of a meteorthey didn't it's the ashes blocking sunlight for years on end and causing acidic rain that killed the dinosaurstrees survived because their little bags of genetic data are very resilientmammals and small reptiles survived because those bags of genetic data and those who eat it are tastylarge predators died outnew ones evolved to take up their niche
>>739045141 OP BTFO
>>739046981The tooth fairy is real, but only if you're an elephant. And the tooth fairy is from Nigeria
>>739045071Asgore in Deltarune is a textbook example
>>739047024damn the Tooth Fairy must be quite fat then
>>739046836I saw a fucking reddit advertisement on my phone awhile ago that, as a presumed example of the topics discussed there, said>What was the adult equivalent of finding out santa isn't real??and there are 5 year olds on the internet seeing this stuff. utterly disgusting. total fedora death
>>739047065i'm not surprised redditors don't believe in Santa. they only get coal in their stockings!
>>739047065>webmgreat, now even fucking underwater levels will have annoying bat enemies
>>739045071The entirety of the new Fable
>>739045071Without any hesitation. The utter entirety of Kingdom Hearts or Gacha slop. Will dry up any pussy like the Sahara Desert or make any normal person die of cringe. Playing IS a humiliation ritual, and YOU will be commented on behind your back about it lmao.
>>739045427IIRC they based these dances off of current day bird mating dances. Birds being what they think dinosaurs most closely resembled back in those days.
>>739047145
how do I get a Tooth Fairy gf? I want a Tooth Fairy gf
Humiliation Rituals in Gaming.>Escort quests where the NPC walks faster then walk speed, but slower then run speed.>Fights you are forced to lose.>Subscription fees to play the game you already bought. >Using a keyboard and mouse for a yakuza game.
>>739046954Feel free to give your own expert opinion at any time, anon.
>>739047065>all that copeit's okay anon, you can just admit that you've visited reddit before
>>739045071The entirety of Project Nortubel
>>739047340pls dont argue frens. lets hug.
>>739046836Anon, Santa is real, he's my grand father! Only a dumb redditor would doubt the Big Red Man!
>>739047314>>Fights you are forced to lose.actually it's>fights you win in-game but lose in the cutscene after>>739047378right on
>>739047340No, I have the screenshot on my PCand no, I will not charge my phone
>>739045071How did paleontology go from>According to the evidence, this is what's most likelyTo>You can't prove this dinosaur WASN'T a flying spaghetti monster!
>>739047390can u tell him to give me a steam machine for christmas please. i've been a good boy this year!
>>739047434it never didyou have been radicalized by random internet shitposts and decided it was all fact so you can get mad about things that never happened and feed back into the cycle with more misinformed shitposts
>>739047434when more outlandish reconstructions get media attention, they get foondedit's all foondraisingthey need foooonds
>>739047420huh, I concede
>>739046989The biblical flood killed all the dinosaurs retard
>the exact period for palaeontology being correct was when i was a child and nothing before or afterreally makes a man think...
>>739047595good talk>>739047618except the vampire ones
>>739047434it hasn't. OP is just a fun popsci show about what possibly could've been. the actual palaeontology is as matter-of-fact as it's always been.>>739047642VAMPIRE dinosaurs?!
>>739047515Where is the evidence that the airsacs supporting saurapods burst out of the side of their necks like a frog? There must be at least a little evidence for them to have featured it so heavily on that show, right?
>>739045256I didn't mind Nadine soloing Nathan and his brother all that much. Recently however I played Lost Legacy where the antagonist takes on Nadine and Chloe at the same time, so I have to ask how fucking strong is this guy? Could he beat 3 Nathans?
>>739047693>OP is just a fun popsci show>Despite larping as an educational showLike those shows that lie about the news and then claim "we're just a comedy show" when they get called out?
>>739045071When a game forces you to do something utterly degrading in order to progress, like Vince McMahon only promoting divas who took their clothes off, regardless of ring/mic skills. Like the intro to RDR2, where you have to walk through snow for two hours before anything interesting happens, or that CP2077 mission where Judy gets mad if you look at her ass while you have to follow her around and listen to her bitch about how her homesuburb is now underwater for 20 minutes instead of actually playing a game.Basically, any walking quest is the ultimate humiliation ritual in terms of video games.
>>739045071The boss run back in any soulslike, but especially the bed of chaos one
>Make dinosaurs grounded and realistic>/v/ gets mad>make up random bullshit just for fun>/v/ gets madwhat you niggers even want?
>>739045071being like 40+ and having to see what happened with Fallout, Baldurs Gate, Warcraft, Civilization, VTMBL, Final Fantasy, Doom, and well basically everything you grew up with that was awesome being made gay and lame by she/them.
>released the trailer then cancel the game
>>739045071unskippable cutsceneswalk&talk segments where you're forced to press up on the joystickanimations that stops your character entirely (opening chests, pressing buttons)games with heavy auto-save system and only one slot that isn't designed around this
>>739045141epic twitter dunk
>>739047790>walk through the snow for 2 hours before anything interesting happensRefund period immunity. I remember this happening with Monster Hunter World more or less
>>739047390You're a liar. My uncle doesn't have grandchildren
Watching your own death screen. I think the worst example I can think of is battlefield 4. 7 seconds of the guy who killed you and there's nothing you can do as you wait. You'd think you could change out your loadout or even look at them but nooo. Another one is deep rock galactic. If the game doesn't generate a tolerable session, then you're forced to end the mission. Those end screens, plus the time it takes to get to them, can be as long as a minute. No thank you ghostship faggots. I'm killing the game entirely.
>>739047642Aren't vamps weak to running water?
>>739045071Something you are forced to do, knowing it is pointless and degrading.
Dinosaurs would not perform "courting dances" or "mating rituals." They straight-up raped each other. Hard. I refuse to believe anything else.
>>739048814Dinosaurs wouldn't do that...
>>739046698>finding out Santa wasnt real
>>739047268Just be yourself
>>739047026Absolute kino dialogue. The fucking face I pulled when I read that shit, I've never felt so embarrassed for a functional character
>despite being apex predators, big cats still have the same goofy moments as house cats including going crazy over cardboard boxes>NOOOOO DINOSAURS SHOULD BE DIFFERENT AND SUPER SERIOUS BECAUSE... LOOK I LIKED THEM SINCE I WAS 8 AND THEY'RE STILL SUPER COOL OKAY???grow up
>>739048814Thankfully most of their living relatives like birds and crocodiles are rather tender when it comes to courtship…except for ducks because fuck ducks.
carnotaur is the best dinot-rex and spinofags gtfo
>>739047420You deny your charger its purpose!
>>739045071war. war never changes.
>>739048737Some of them are, but that gets lost in video games for practical reasons.I think it was zee mice in old world of darkness that were explained to have waited out the flood on mountaintops and offer a great deal to the occasional drifting person. Lasombra were a bunch of water guys during city-state periods.Warhammer Fantasy has a few minor variants of sea pirate vampires and none of its bloodlines have intense water aversion that I can think of.The Elder Scrolls' vampires are theoretically associated with a bunch of nautical stuff via Coldharbor and Bal / Dreugh but that could be part of the bad endHoly water is a whole other thing
>>739047940To be upset
>>739047314In my game the escort character input-reads you and automatically runs when you walk and walks when you run.
That Spiderman 2 where the whole game is just Peter being defeated and talked down to while Miles is effortlessly stronger and better than him at everything
>>739045071A boss that you have zero percent chance of beating on your first try even with ten thousand hours of experience in the series. Malenia.
>>739045071When you get beaten to unconsciousness in Gothic and your stuff gets stolen
the entirety of nu God of Warit's not enough that they didn't like Kratos being testosterone incarnate they also had to end it with "we need to be better men" as implying what he did before wasn't completely justified
The worst shit was the smarmy Redditors who declared this to be the most accurate and beautiful depiction of dinosaurs to date, sneering at all past attempts only to have this purely speculative gay shit pushed without question
the cock milking event in Tomodachi Life
>>739050965retarded takeany boss you can defeat on the 1st try is just bad design, no matter how many hours you grinded before thatits either bad encounter design on the boss, or bad progression curve on the game up to that point
>>739045071Reminder that archaeologists are not to be trusted on anything besides digging shit out of the ground in a non-destructive manner.>Archaeologist discovers e.g. a Roman instrument>Not being a musician, he plays it like utter shit>Concludes Roman music must have sounded garbage>Actual musician gives it a go and shreds>"No, the Romans who built engineering marvels and developed the government systems we use today would be too stupid to play like that"
>>739045071The people who made this have no idea about animals. No, a male Carnotaurus wouldn't display his very short limbs to attract females; he would use his fucking HORNS to fight other males and get females.
>>739045071Endfield had an event where you cleaned up shit after a cow shat all over the place, not even making this up.
>>739047268Remove all your teeth with pliers then put them under a pillow while you sleep to show her your devotion.
>dinosaur (((scientists)))
>>739047339What's the matter, sweaty?
Blizzard devs wanting to make WarCraft 4 but Bobby Kotick refused because their investor Jeffrey Epstein didnt like it.
>>739053015why
>>739053057Virtually no living dinosaurs fight for mating rights
Imagine doubting real scientists that had all their papers peer reviewed
>>739053540lol
>>739048814Dinosaurs, like most birds, dfd not even have dicks. They wer physically incapable of rape.They had to do these elaborated mating rituals, to get the female horny and receptive. Then they would have to awkwardly position themselves and align their cloacas so that mating could happen.
>>739053513survivorship bias
Beloved character is grossly redesigned.
humiliation rituals in video games:>give us money before the game is out while there's a review embargo, we might give you an in-game cosmetic>spend more money in-game after buying the game to unlock extra content! ("only cosmetic so it's ok, goyim!")>pay us extra money for EARLY ACCESS to our unfinished product!>buy the SEASON PASS to content we won't make for another year>buy the remaster!>buy the remake!>buy the anniversary edition!>buy the next gen edition!>buy the collection!>buy the nostalgia collection!>buy the all-in-one ultimate collection!>link your email!>link your account!>download the companion app!>download our 3rd party launcher and make an account!>watch this twitch streamer for 5 hours to unlock in game content!>do repetitive content daily to unlock the ability to do other reptitive content daily!>play every single day or get fomo!>our game didn't impress shareholders so we're shutting the server down 1 year in, NO REFUNDS!>our game didn't impress shareholders so we're making it free to play after charging full price-NO REFUNDS!>our game didn't impress shareholders so we're shuttering the entire studio, NO NEW GAMES FOR THAT IP!>the game isn't unoptimised, simply enable DLSS or FSR or cover your entire screen in vaseline for buttery smooth gameplay!>the game isn't unoptimised, you NEED 50GB of audio files in 10 languages you do not speak!>the game isn't unoptimised, there's a lot going on under the hood in our game with less fidelity and complexity than games from 2015!>it's not unfinished, these post-launch patches are FREE DLC!>it's not unfinished, this is a system from the previous game that we never thought of adding to the sequel until now!>actually, this single player only game NEEDS a constant internet connection>buy our game, we put [thing] from [movie or tv series] in it!>buy our game, it's woke!>buy our game, it's not woke!
>>739053540"le peer review" is literally just reddit upvotes
>>739054051no it isn't. peer reviewed studies require you to stand in a room and be mocked and disparaged ruthlessly by other experts in the field and only if you manage to convincingly BTFO every one of them does your paper or publication become "peer reviewed."
>>739053540>real scientists Tell me you're not in stem without telling me you're in stem. Because it's an absolute shit show of people seething at each other. For literally every single finding there's dozens of major opinions, and they compete with each other like trannies vs chuds, on a daily basis. Hell, for every single fact you can find, you'll probably find half a dozen books from seething opponents, claiming it's all bullshit and if they had been granted the research money, they would've proved it. And it gets even worse as you tickle down to general society. Just look at the feather problem with dinos. >science finds proof that some smaller Dromaeosauridae had feathers >which leads to the argument that other dinosaurs could've also had (some) feathers >paleo"""artists""" immediately start drawing dinosaurs COMPLETELY covered in feathers, like the T-rex which promptly get accepted as fact by everyone. Science, and especially paleontology is often a lot like 4chan. It's not about who's right, but who's shouting the loudest until the other voices shut up.
>>7390470655 year olds shouldn't be using reddit and if they do, that seems an appropriate punishmenthopefully they'll learn to never use it again afterwards
>>739053983The funny thing is he's not wrong though, that Jeeteta is doing some insane fucking reversal on Xbox right now.
Science is 99% just about getting funding/money
>>739045141FBPB
>>739054193
>>739053505He is a subhuman shitskin tranny, he cannot contain his mental illness.
>>739054193>buying consoles>everthe peecee mustard race faggotry was unbearable but consoles are for poor people or children. you should only be trying to buy them if you have no other choice. exclusives are dead so what's the point?
>>739047780Why do you think people have been criticizing edutainment for almost 100 years? Kids are especially susceptible to it, they'll go half their lives believing a ton of wrong things because they "learned" something as a child from watching TV and it just stuck with them. Animal Planet was a really entertaining show as a kid, but goddamn it spread loads of misinformation to children. The Most Extreme (the green matrix show) was really bad for this because it didn't just say a bunch of wrong things, its entire method of presentation - while entertaining for small children - gives such a distorted, human-centric and incorrect view of animal biology. I've never liked the idea of roping kids in with entertaining lies - in order to get them interested in a topic - and then letting them go learn the more detailed, dry truth about a subject from formal sources. It seems extremely counterproductive.
>>739045071For me, dinos were crazy ass killing machines that gave zero fucks about anything
>>739054636Beyond that there is also the pipeline of new information that just often completely upends what has been presented earlier as fact. It happens with everything, not just edutainment. I wish people would just honestly treat everything as a sort of stepping point to continue consistently learning new things about subjects they get into and represent everything with as being an interpretation. Currently a lot of science and education might as well run on copium.
>>739046570wtf is this real?
>>739047420The idea that this upset you enough to make you screenshot it is hilarious to me
>>739054193>insane fucking reversalshe took cod out of gamepass and lowered the price to compensate. literally everything else is performative
>>739046954It's called speculation
>>739045071LOLCould a biologist explain to us whether it makes sense for a vestigial organ to be used by females for mate selection?Isn't the idea that if something is used to attract females, there will be pressure for it to become bigger and more eye-catching?
>>739045427They didn't even exist.
>>739045256>2011>drake getting the piss beat out of him by some 95lbs nigger woman in a 2v1this was way before "woke" even started and that makes it more bizarreI remember that black bitch in the star wars survivor game that overpowered darth fucking vader and makes him do the BLM kneel, and still spiritually cringe sometimes.
>>739056263Just let them trust the science again, there's no hope for hylics
>>739056005If an animal has an adaptation that doesn't seem to serve any discernible purpose towards survival, the safest assumption is that it plays a role in sexual selectionI'm guessing the context there is along the lines of "Carnotaurus had tiny arms that couldn't possibly help it hunt or fend off attackers, maybe they were used for mating displays, if anything"
every time we have a "passing of the torch" kind of character.
>>739045071Why did people get so upset over this?
yee
>>739045458Good times
>>739056005It depends heavily on a species and genus basis. Some birds don't really have any special mating rituals (Cuckoos), while on the flipside you have shit like male Eurasian capercaillies which literally fight to the death during mating season. The vestigial organs (and their evolution) is usually tied more to characteristics that are inherent to the species proper. Like people usually associating male peacock feathers only with mating rituals, but also forget that they're a roost defense mechanism for scaring away small predators. This usually means that most mating rituals are more tied to courtship, rather than the vestigial elements. There are bizarre exceptions to that like Bowerbirds or certain species of Manakins, but they represent the 1% in the bird genera
>>739048048I would NOT have sex with her. I would pretend to be her cute pet, triggering her motherly instincts while using her to destroy my enemies. On her rampage, she would constantly stop to check in with me to see if I'm okay. Whenever I shed only a single tear, she will lash out against the first thing she thinks hurt me, while trying to protect me from further harm by holding me close to her. I will die after she accidentally sits on me, causing her endless grief she never fully recovers from.
>>739046698>Santa isn't real
I liked the depiction of raptors in prehistoric planet.
>>739045256the woman is a black lesbian, which is the strongest race in fiction, so drake never stood a chance
>>739056767here's the best depiction of raptors everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFGjW4pY9A
>>739047398Really sick of these paleontologists who find a couple bones and are like Step 2: Draw the rest of the fucking owl
>>739056886Those sounds are fantastic.This is another good depictionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS71VeptuEc
>>739045071Fake Loading Screens. The game CAN load it all, but it still just wants to make you wait for the hell of it. Bonus points if it is a BLACK SCREEN for reflections that makes the Ugly Nerd/Tranny see their own face in the reflection as they wait.
>>739053540Scientists use to say cigarettes were good for the baby.
>>739057069The best use of this was New Horizons and I’m convinced it was part of the game design. A 30 second break from your perfect island so you can reflect on how you became the adult reflected on the screen. The game launching during the pandemic when everyone stopped caring about their appearance was icing on the cake.
>>739053540kek
>>739045071Adding and being forced to play trash, overtuned streamer content to games because jobless neets refuse to play literally any other game and want their time wasted
>>739057186To add to the funny stuff...>The couple who found and coined ionizing radiation were sure of it having health benefits, only for Marie Curie to die of radiation related anemia at the age of 66.>Radium Girls>Leaded fuel>John Darsee>Thalidomide >Y2K>Covid Vaccination safety
>>739048737I'd only ever seen that trope in legacy of kain
>>739045071Me trying to impress the stacy at work
>>739057652>scientists were scared of Y2Klol?
>>739057186This literally did not happen you retarded faggot, spouting this bullshit is just you trying to find some "gotcha" that doesn't exist. Scientists never said cigarettes are good for you. They did not have reliable data in the 20's/30's/40's to show a link between cigarettes and lung cancer, and furthermore, this was spurred by cigarette companies sending misleading requests for doctors to review the harshness of their cigarettes compared to other brands, not "are cigarettes good for you", this was notably done by Lucky Strikes in the 30's. The stupid "Doctors smoke Camels more than any other brand" never endorsed cigarettes, they were stating a numbers fact of usage, not benefits. If you want to be mad at something, go be mad at american media reporting and advertisement standards pre 80's. You are a moron for spouting "UHM WELL SCIENCE WAS WRONG ABOUT A FEW THINGS SO I'LL JUST CONVENIENTLY IGNORE THE 99.99999% OTHER STUFF THAT DOESN'T SUPPORT MY ARGUMENT", it's literally cherry picking at it's core, which you apparently hate when other people do it, but it's ok when it supports your retarded argument right?
>>739058321The issue with y2k had to do with most of the engineering issues not having been communicated to end users, which is how you produce the urban legends. It isn't to say that anyone involved in IT was the problem, rather that certain urban legends become so heavily ingrained in larger masses of people that it can thus be hard to move away from that bias. It's the same with everything. Some people are downright religious about climate change/global warming being a settled fact, same as tons of other research usually being in the process of being made then leaking out to the general public and it becomes a new thing for people to latch onto. I just wanted to provide examples that tons of research and scientific conclusions can be fallible or fabricated. It doesn't mean everything is, especially in fields like STEM.
>>739058560So you're saying Scientists aren't always reliable?
>>739057652None of these are good examples of anything, take your meds faggot. Half of these are corps paying to suppress info or shit that done without reliable testing sources at the time and correctly later>Covid vaccination safety/pol/ nigger spotted, never mind about the meds, your schizophrenia is terminal
>>739059072>So you're sayingNo you strawman fag, I'm saying you can't read if that's the conclusion you derived from this
>>739056935These kind of sketches are done if the bones are similar to ones from a different species that has a complete skeleton
>>739045071>play through the entire game>ending reveals the MC is actually gayStill can't believe they did this.
>>739059443Literally name 3 games.
>>739045071crafting systems i hate them so much
>>739047398
Santa is real!
>>739054026basado
>>739047314>>Fights you are forced to lose.>commits genocide >wins even if you beat her>commits genocide again>wins even if you beat her>doesn't elaborate>gets a happy end anyway
There's no reason to not believe dinosaurs didn't wear stilts.
>>739045071Stat based meta progression. You physically can't win until you die a couple times and pump your stats.
>>739055258
>>739060192This is honestly the main reason why I do not like 9 at all. She is the worst of the Unwinnable Boss fight example of them all. The only other one that I hate more is Tiga from Breath of Fire 2.
>>739047026He better be some kitten murdering psycho or have some monstrous infidelity because her treating him like this would just be shitty otherwise.
>>739056625I think a lot people simply didn't realize how fucking tiny carno's arms really are way more so than making him look silly.
>>739048048that's wild
>>739045071Nintendo fans trying to explain why their babbie game is actually super deep and a masterpiece:
>>739045071Japanese companies publishing overseas
>>739063595Demon Slayer is one of the most top grossing films to date hombre.
>>739045071>body type 1>body type 2
>>739045071>What exactly is a "humiliation ritual" in video games?Fridge.
>>739045071You know, I bet going up to a chick and doing this exact dance might actually have a miniscule chance of getting you her number....Getting socially ruined (at best) is far more likely, but idk, maybe someone whose seen the movie would laugh and give a pity date? Someone braver than me try it!
>>739047390yeah ok anti-lolifag
>>739063352
>>739053513>Virtually no living dinosaurs fight for mating rightsSo what? Comparing different species is pointless. Lions form prides with a hierarchical structure that no other big cat does, despite being more closely related than birds are to dinosaurs.
>>739045071dinosaurs didnt do this
Ohnononono
>>739066278I'm a dinosaur and I do this
>>739066278I'm a dinosaur and I never did this
>>739045256>when Nathan Drake was portrayed as an action hero chad who killed hundreds of people and survived brutal brawls while at a disadvantageNo human can fight a bunch of people at the same time while at a disadvantage.
>>739069325i can
>>739046570>>739046698>tfw blue whale sized is pretty much the max of how big anything ever got with some animals theoretically being a bit bigger than one but not by that much.
>>739045187Huh? How?Cloak and Dagger are literally made for each other.
>>739045071Dodgeslop and parryslop
Do you guys ever think about how maybe there is something wrong with picturing the expeculative behavior of animals by the same merits of a wrestling fan instead of a researcher?
Is there anything that doesn't demoralize or radicalize you people?
>>739053402>Heh, nice try I ain't gonna fall for that!
>>739049894Uhh... based...
>>739066482After is fake new
>>739045071Turret sections.
>>739047975Nothing happened with Doom except The Fag Ages.2016 is a great game and Eternal is in the discussion for greatest FPSs of all time.
>>739045141> party_air_horn.wav
>>739046859Vestigial remnant of wings
dinos are fairy tales made up by some jew who wanted to sale fiction to the masses, not one full skeleton has been found
>>739070401That just isn't how some people think of science. There's a very self serving narcissistic angle to it for some.
>>739071387kek athecucks unironically think this
>>739052909Post the instrument
>>739056005Sometimes something just never changes and if it hardly has any impact on the viability of the individual, it'll just keep coming back.Bones and appendages are also really hard to be discarded. We (the mammal we) have been four "legs" since time immemorial and that is unlikely to change.
>>739056326>2011I'm confused, wasn't the fight in Uncharted 4 which came out in 2016?
>>739071387>find t.rex skeleton that actually legit 90% complete>all its really missing is its left toe>palaeontologists just mirror the missing left toe with a cast of the intact right toe>WOOOOW THE SOIENTISTS ARE LITERALLY MAKING SHIT UP
so why have chuds latches onto dinosaurs
>>739074701Because dinosaurs were the aryans of their time.
let's humor the retards for a bit, post the funniest fragmentary dinosaurs>tfw you're a just a eyebrow shaped pebble
>>739056441>If an animal has an adaptation that doesn't seem to serve any discernible purpose towards survival, the safest assumption is that it plays a role in sexual selectionAdaptation =./= vestigal limb.Name a single example where that's the case.They're on the way to being lost completely, not being sexually selected for.
>>739071387Atheistsisters we’re being mocked…
>>739053712You say that when Ducks have a fucking harpoon penis
>>739056767How is babby raptor formed?
>>739070121>tfw we lived to see the biggest animal the world has ever seenIf you've never seen one IRL, I strongly encourage you to do so. It's difficult to truly grasp how fucking big those things are without seeing it in person.
>>739075924when you insult a frogposter, you're insulting the little pepe in the image. Frogs in the images frogposters post were once young frogs full of hope, then you call them faggots just for being frogs.
>>739070968>5/10 looking guys and girls on the same stage in ridiculous gay suits that fully cover everything dancing like idiots>This is suppose to be a strip clubIt's like the devs never went through puberty
>>739075924Retarded ugly frogposter
>>739046698If Santa isn't real, then who has been bringing me presents all these years?
>>739070968Ignoring everything, I can't get over how batheseda thought that programming every NPC to stare at you when passing by was a good idea.The way they contort themselves to look at your regardless of how they walk is the funniest shit. How did this get past playtesting
>>739076456It was me anon. You're welcome.
>here's how this dinosaur looked based on one finger bone we found
>>739076456can confirm that >>739077040 delivers presents to all the good boys
>>739053712human dicklet cope
>>739061243I have dropped games over this.>game is very fucking obviously balanced around having certain upgrades >just grind the first area a fucktillion times before you’re allowed to actually play the damn game Eat shit
>>739054026>buy our game, it's not woke (actually has niggers in it where they didn't historically exist and mandatory jew-saving missions and the main character is a fudgepacker even though historically he had offspring)!>/v/ eats it up like it's gourmet goyslop
>>739047065Teaching your kids Santa exists is child abuse
>>739053712Ratites still have dicks and they are pretty primitive.
>>739076181
>>739046698>Santa isn't realalright, no fucking christmas this year or ever again, i guess
>>739046954Birds are dinosaurs. They are not related to them.
>>739045071dont animals have different vision than we do so the patterns that might look dull to us are vibrant to them
>>739045141FPBP /thread
>>739045071the entirety of TLOU 2
>>739046698Ichthyosaurs *were* that big
This entire thread has been pure pre-2016 4chan kino.Have a good one everybody, and be sure that Santa will leave you some nice presents this year.
>>739055627If I wasn't constantly searching for relatively petty things to get mad at I wouldn't be on /v/
>>739046570Got you ass boi!
>>739045071Time to defund the paleontology department. The research documents from 1910 were good enough.They're clearly NOT busy enough if they have time to make bullshit like this
>>739074701Complaining about skin pigmentation and genotypical adornment is in a chudlord's dna all the way back to physiognomy
>>739057652Thalidomoide is fucking brutal. People still think they know better and can interfere with gorrillions of years of creating the (theoretically) perfected environment for babby, in the span of comparatively decades, to no consequence.
>>739078018https://youtu.be/PW9eIT48FHI?list=RDPW9eIT48FHI
>>739046698>Santa wasnt real>wasn'tg-good thing he is now, right?
>>739076947same as Bethesda insisting every NPC catcall you with canned greetings when you walk past ever since Morrowind
>>739049147Giganotosaurus mogs your carnotaurus so much it's not even funny
>>739076947>>739090282I actually really like the side=eye that bethesda NPCs are constantly giving the character, like you NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
>>739045141It's over...
>>739083958it was stupid and fat and looks silly thoughpliosaurs still look the coolest
>>739056326>this was way before "woke" even startedThe woke/dei shit is just a modern word for white genocide, which has been the agenda for centuries.
>>739045071those are the wrong type of leaf for dinosaur's era right
>>739092230no, ferns are appropriate and angiosperm trees are a thing by then
>>739092229white is just a modern word for rootless american / yuro unionist (globohomo adjacent), with no actual culture or ethnicity to speak of
>>739045071Look at this and tell me dinosaurs arent just midwit cope for dragons.There were wings on those arms that were made of cartilage that didnt survive fossilization.
>>739092578that's not how wings work
>>739092578Wings have bones, dogfrenhaving giant flappy elephant ear fans on a carnotaurus would be funny though, if more humiliating than before
>>739092608most "dinosaurs" arent even complete, they just guess every damn time, and they cant even get it straight what they supposedly evolved from or into.Those fuckers are dragons and im tired of pretending our ancestors were retards who confused crocodiles for massive winged beasts.
>>739069325Thus the "action hero chad" descriptor.
>>739092748most "dragons" in mythology are literally just giant snakes that don't even have wings
>>739070968curious george just popping out of the corner and bugging out like that is amazing.
>>739092578>Look at this and tell me dinosaurs arent just midwit cope for dragons.nitwit cope
marine reptile bros it's over...
>>739053540Corporations spam "peer" review shit that goes proves "science" in their favor. Kill yourself faggot.
>>739093103hard fish make soft timessoft times make soft fishsoft fish make hard timeshard times make hard fish
