imagine going back 6000 years and showing the Egyptians this
>>739069839there used to be a ton of ankha dance on tiktok but they all disapeared
>>739069979cultural genocide
>>739069839how did you fuck up posting a gif this badly
>>739069839Post the real version
I’m pretty sure of you brought back any human from 6000 years ago they would ask why everything is so ugly and brown now and why theres microplastics in every molecule around them.
>>739070048>>739070043https://tenor.com/view/ankha-animal-crossing-nintendo-zone-gif-24916970
>>739070078they dont know what a microplastic is and they already jerked off to catgirls.
does this work? dont mind me im fron 6k years ago
Honestly wish it were me.
>>739070078Nobody would have spoken English back then or would have known what a microplastic was
>>739070152Huh, is that the real version? I’ve only ever seen the one where she’s bouncing on a fat cock
>>739069839if you did, maybe we'd have bio-engineered catgirls by now
>>739070248>PantiesLame version. Pussy flash or bust
>>739069839>and showing the Egyptians thisThey'd nod respectfully.
>>739070531>>739070561thats the late revision post zog edit posted by """THEM""" ankh has always been a wholesame little kitty
>>739069839Egyptians were the OG furries
>>739070705is ankha the perfect bridge between normal people and futties?
>>739069839the hieroglypher would be mad that you focused on the baddie cat than his hieroglyp
>>739070248The art is really nice
>>739069839>Hummm.. Yeah! That's clearly a deception of the Goddess Bastet, most likely seducing one of her hypothesized consorts, i would say Ptah since the male is being represented with human features only! I am more intrigued over this moving painting technology, is this the work of some Greek mathematician? I would wish to display those on our temples
>>739069979The golden age of cosplay porn too.
>>739070942I saw something years ago that said the egyptians were european but even as a europoor myself I hardly believe it, could it be true or is this like the white man's we wuzzery?
Hand holding and vanilla romance with ankha
>>739071020europe mengeled way more with we uz egyptians than niggers so its believable desu
>>739069839They would unironically love it and worship you as the greatest artist of that time
>>739071020Anon do you really believe niggers could manage an empire such as egypt? Ofc they were white
worship Ankha
>>739071020>egyptians were white>mesopotamia was white>indians were whitedid we seriously do everything that ever mattered? I hate niggers too but it's difficult to believe this idea
>>739070942>Ankha is Bastet = Goddess of women's secrets, fertility, and childbirth. Often decipted as a feline woman>Villager is Ptah who Bastet is often paired with. Who is the patron of craftsmen and architects (which is literally what the villager does in the games). Often decipted as a human Hmmm... Guys?
>>739070965damn i should've made a tiktok account
>>739071443>egyptians were whiteYes>mesopotamia was whiteYes>indians were whiteNobody says this
>>739071020Somehow this activated a lot of dead internet replies
>>739071094Oh yeah that's true, cleopatra was greek I believe.>>739071212kek jokes aside, I could sort of believe it. there were still many great empires in africa like the malian one but obviously there were only few successful african nations at that point.>>739071443>indians were whiteisn't this based on the whole indo-european migration thing? i'm not educated enough about it, something about aryans idk.
>>739069979the secondarys moved on to the next popular thing after picking the carcass clean
>>739069839They would probably love it because it’s a cat and new technology. It would then promptly be reserved for only the royals to use.
Never understood how this meme got popular a few years ago
>>739071563I've heard it more often than the other two, but specifically the ruling and influential class were migrated whites, and they got outbred and race-mixed with the browns for a thousand years so it doesn't show anymore>>739071607something like that
>>739071657I think the ZONE version came out around the release of NH. It was well timed.
>>739069839They wouldn't care because they were having way more sex than you. Which is to say, any at all.
>>739071657porn-addict irony
>>739071749yeah but they were also putting canes down your nose to scoop out your brain or burying you in the sand if you weren't in the royalty
>>739071823what's so wrong with that?
>>739069839>smutlmao they wouldn't care>very well drawn, nice perspectives and animatedreal shit. What's up with old drawings from eons ago and being REALLY FUCKING SHITTY?compare this >>739070625 with modern drawn porn. where are the well drawn ancient porn? did the gods take them away?
>>739071920i'd prefer to be given a proper burial, rotting in the sand to have your flesh picked off kind of sucks
>>739071056Disgustingly based, me too
>>739071930The egyptians would probably shit themselves seeing a front facing cat because historically they drew depictions facing sideways under the belief if they were facing forward they would come alive, I don't remember exactly what the idea behind it was.
>>739071757>as if pretending to be a puritan prude is somehow better
>>739072107it is for the puritan generation
the most cucked by the jews civ ever
>>739072098and ankha coming to life is bad because...?
>>739069839Sex was highly present on Egyptian culture.For a while the oldest script on earth was a lucky guy finding the cow goddess bathing in the Nile and getting lucky.
>>739071930limitations of the medium. they might have had better art but only this style was preserved. Alternatively, people just looked like that back then.
>>739072192it wouldn't be bad per say but it would probably be very weird for a while, the whole digital drawing being alive thing.
>>739071020The Ptolemaic dynasty was European, since the dynasty was established by one of Alexander the Great's generals following Alexander's death, and the tiny Greek minority remained in charge until the Romans finally finished off Egypt. But using the Ptolemaic dynasty as an argument to say ancient Egypt was European is cope, like when WE WUZers use the occasional dynasty from Nubia/Kush to argue that the Egyptians were black.Genetically, the average ancient Egyptian was primarily Levantine (aka pre-Arab Syrian) in terms of DNA, with a decent amount of ancient Mesopotamian (pre-Arab Iraqi) DNA as well. Although the southernmost fringes of Upper Egypt did have a decent amount of African DNA mixed in as well.
>>739072216>Tfw you will never get to have sex with a goddess bathing in the nile
>>739072216>Sex was highly present on Egyptian culture.Ancient Egyptians had sex!? Breaking news, everyone! You heard it here first.
>>739071020>the white man's we wuzzeryye mang, iz da wypipo das liek sayin dey waz kangz n shieet
>>7390709426000 years ago Greeks and other Europeans were still in the stone age.
>>739072216>the oldest proof of written language is hmofa smut
>>739071657
>>739072140Hourglass figure on chibi looks bad. The modeler should've just given them boobs
>>739072449the oldest proof of written language is bureaucracy
>>739071483the only bad thing about this is that bast's kids were probably depicted as normal humans.
They would prolly wonder why the fuck is she yellow, and the furless artstyle would make them think it's another animal-thing. Would probably call it shit for being a snoutless design since that is how they drew it. But also would think it's cute since a moe :3 has universal appeal
>>739072584that's terrifying
>>739072412So were Egyptians, the first pharaoh was from around 3000 BC (ie 5000 years ago)
>>739070625did they actually jerk it to this stuff
>>739072584I always knew bureaucracy was more prevalent in the human experience than sex
>>739069979>>739070965take me back
>>739070625>hyper cockSome traditions never die.
>>739072292good post
>>739072584>>739072806One of the cornerstones of civilization is niggas learning to read and write so they could take inventory of taxed resources, then distribute the surplus to the king/warrior class/non-farmers to build and craft shit.
>>739071930>What's up with old drawings from eons ago and being REALLY FUCKING SHITTY?people seem to forget that art is also a technology that has been developing for thousands of years. you couldn't always just go look up art techniques and pull up databases full of thousands of years worth of the finest pieces of art ever created as reference material. learning how to make art was much harder back then.
>>739072324There were versions of the creation myth where the world was ejaculated into existence.Getting sexy with a god was a blessing.There is even was a god of necrophilia symbolized by a monkey masturbating his massive dick. The "final fight" of the political war between Set and Horus was written as Set trying to butt rape Horus, fails, Horus baths in the Nile and later cums on Set's dinner. The next day Seth tries to call forth his sperm to declare it's location but responds from the river while Horus sperm responds from Set's stomach turning him into a bitch and making Horus the winner.Films talk a lot of their death scripts but they really loved sex themes.
>>739069839>shit who gave this fag some of our old technology? Time to scorch this planet and start over again
>>739072407i'm not black.
>>739069839they would goon so hard humanity would end
>>739073324>aliens built the pyramids>egyptians are massive furriesGrey aliens are red herringsI know who you are
>>739073415>fine we're actually green
>>739070625me on the right
>>739073360oh i know that, makes it even worse
>>739069979Jews took over tiktok hetro content with attractive women that have chests larger than an A cup is muhsoggyknee and rape its beauty standards that is impossible women dont have bodies like that when in reality A cups and the look of these women are not the standards of what women look like.Also it shows these brave kangz and white or slightly tan when everyone knows Egyptian KANGZ and blacker than black showing anything other wise is a hate crime and historical revisionism
>>739070625Damn I hope that chick is like 3 feet tall tops. Aint no way in hell someone can live having a dick that big. All the blood rushing to his penis would literally cause him to either feint or die.
>>739071020The archaic and classical era egyptians kept getting conquered by semites and gr*ekoids that managed the unthinking african masses as they colonized them and planted gr*ekoid colonies along the coast for their growing population. It's like how people think carthage was a bunch of sub-saharan negroids when the truth is it was mostly uninhabited and settled by fleeing Phoenicians (semites, think syria and judea) that subjugated all their neighbors on the african coast.Egypt was an extremely prosperous society and the gateway to much of the world so it was under constant threat by barbarians, so the good civilized men of the world kept it safe to enjoy its prosperity in tribute.
>>739070625right most position literally only exist to break dicksSOMEONE POST THAT COWGIRL WEBM
>>739070625>The last one
>>739072474I look like this and I say this
>>739073415I, for one, welcome our Lyran overlords.
Ankha is a very soulful design and always has been. I wish they would just commit to a design and let the new Animal Crossing game have updated models that aren't chibis.Though there's no way to draw a non-chibi Ankha that's not super ruined or the official sexiest Nintendo character, there is no safe middleground.
>>739072292>Levantine (aka pre-Arab Syrian) in terms of DNA, with a decent amount of ancient Mesopotamian (pre-Arab Iraqi) DNA as well.So white?
>>739071657Pretty sure the original flash wasn't porn
>>739075560the fuck are you talking about? it was always porn
>>739075651No, the original is just her dancing, later edits were porn.
>>739075560It was not only porn it was better porn too.
>>739070625I look like this and i do this.
>>739075560the orignal was made by minus 8, this is a tribute to the animation done by minus 8it was porn
>>739075723newfag
Some very compelling video-game related discussion of video games here. Good job lads.I'm glad the mods still delete every image of a YouTuber so that this board doesn't just devolve into irrelevant bullshit via the transitive property.
>>739076117>delete every image of a YouTuberWe had a prettu gud oneplays thread a few days ago THO
>>739075560well you're wrong
>>739076251>oneplaysYou aren't old enough to post here, go back to your youtube daycare
>>739070625>doggystyle+hair pullingholy shit...
>>739072797Women had no rights so men could fuck all they wanted, regardless of how they looked or how good they were at seduction, so there was no need for masturbation.
>>739069839they would love it
>>739076251No I mean really though is this board ever going to admit that this place should allow "e-celebs" as long as this board is also filled to the brim with bullshit like thisI don't say this discussion of bullshit drama between pseudocelebrities. You just can't look me in the eye and tell me it's less relevant than half of the things on this board.If you try to discuss why Tom Brady is leaving the patriots it makes complete sense to /sp/ but if you ask /v/ why a famous e-athlete worth millions of dollars isn't playing for Team Liquid it's suddenly "not video games".You have a channel called "Valve News Network" bringing you the latest scoop on video games but it gets nuked the second that you post a picture of Tyler McVicker's face. Because the man himself is not a video game.You can make up a bullshit argument and say I'm trying to fill /v/ with unrelated discussion of socialites if you really insist. It's just a reasonable observation from a reasonable person that this board is filled with unrelated crap anyway and it makes no sense.
>>739076519i still jerked off most days even when dating a girl who wanted to fuck daily
>>739069839>>739069979This was the first smut for a lot of zoomers on Tikok. They talk about it like it was traumatizing although I'm sure that's mostly because they can only discuss sex through ironic disgust. They should be grateful that they came across something relatively tame and not what was making the rounds in the 2000's.
>>739076787This is just /b/ 2.0, it's where all the underage/brown/retards post no one cares that much about /v/
>>739069839
>nerfnow
>>739071930tbf that's a reconstruction, the original version is pretty broken (but it's still garbage compared to today)
>>739076519why would the bible specifically tell men not to masturbate if people didn't masturbate?
>>739076787Tom Brady leaving the patriots directly affects the game that's being played because that's like changing Dante out for Vergil.Tyler mcfibber says something retarded and gets cancelled for it, that's not video games.The more prominent issue is when ecelebs are brought up, as well as the more popular/shilled/'shilled" games, discussions devolve rapidly and turn into mindless flame wars calling eachother currytrannies and what have you. Nothing good ever comes from it. Even a (softcore) porn dump has more intellectual discussion. Off-topic threads naturally lead to better discussion than those held on their home board.There's no contesting that it's arbitrary, but the fact of the matter is those threads are dogshit through and through. I wouldn't be surprised if half the posts for "popular" topics were done by bots.
>>739069839Isn't this meme based on a gay furry animation?
>>739077423no it's straight, very straight.
>>739070625is that the ugly bastard haircut?
>>739072098>historically they drew depictions facing sidewaysnot entirely true
>>739077646amogus
>>739077423Sex with women is so gay bro
>>739077215That's actually not in there. The only things close is a bit that says a man is ceremonially unclean and can't enter the temple after he cums on the ground (and is equivalent to a woman being on her period or someone taking a dump), and stuff that says you should not lust after women who are not your wife. But just plain jerkin it isn't a sin on its own according to the bible.
>>739077646The smiter among us, yet unseen...
>>739077646that's a sideways depiction, the secret is that medjed actually has 4 eyes
>>739077646It is rather kind of him to stay in line rather than destroying those in front of him
>>739077646>holy fuck what is that
>>739078718amogus
Egyptians had access to real loli slaves they would laugh at this shit
>>739077215The thing in the Bible is actually God commanding Onan to fuck his dead brother’s widow to give him an heir posthumously, but he didn’t want to give up his inheritance so he pulled out at the last second and jizzed on the ground instead. Somehow that got turned into seed spilling always being bad.
>>739069839You can show it to them now
>>739071443Some of the Indians actually were white, that’s why there were European languages and religions in ancient India. They were all browned long ago though.
>>739078206
>>739077646>is the only one facing a different directionwhat's his plan?
>>739077360>Tom Brady leaving the patriots directly affects the game that's being played because that's like changing Dante out for Vergil....no, that doesn't apply. There are many games but only one football.The direct analogy is an e-athlete being on a new roster.>Tyler mcfibber says something retarded and gets cancelled for it, that's not video games.In that one specific example that you're inventing, yesAn example of being related to video games is Tyler McRigger talking about Valve the video game company making a new video game that will make waves in the world of video games, but him being wrong because the current video game zeitgeist didn't want a new MOBA.Like... that's why it's related to video games.Again, I get where you're coming from, but you guys just invent this one example and knock it down in the same world where about half of all posts on /v/ are just random bullshit. It's amazing.>The more prominent issue is when ecelebs are brought up, as well as the more popular/shilled/'shilled" games, discussions devolve rapidly and turn into mindless flame wars calling eachother currytrannies and what have you.It sounds like the Television & Film board where people try to discuss Nolan's The Odyssey and it turns into a political slapfest where people talk about a North African playing Helen of Troy.Welcome to the modern world. It's all political and it's all retarded.If Dungeons and Dragons keeps talking about weird political bullshit it's because it's been forcibly inserted into everything they know.
>>739080265>...no, that doesn't apply. There are many games but only one football.>The direct analogy is an e-athlete being on a new roster.>implying /sp/ plays footballinto the dumpster
>>739071020Old Kingdom Egyptians were a mix of Levantine and the native North Africans. DNA taken from an Old Kingdom mummy:https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09195-5We also know there were fair-haired Egyptian dynasties, like Ramses II the Great who was ginger and king Tut who kept a blonde lock of hair from a family member in his tomb. So they were probably brown skinned Caucasians similar to today ruled by dynasties that could have fairer skin and had light hair.
>>739070625I unironicly wish that I could draw anything sexo related - even if this badly.
>>739071657anon people have been posting cropped porn for avatars, in-game sprays, anti-hotlinking, and forum signatures for AGES.don't tell me you're too underaged to have been on the internet in the 90s and 00s
>>739069839They'd be entranced and cum repeatedly
>>739070705I think the funny thing here is that Egyptian style gods aren't considered furry in e621 since they're animal head characters.
>>739083143Most of the e621 team is comprised of autistic diaperfur trannies so it doesn't matter what they think.
>>739069839there was way wierder shit in their mythology
>>739070705people have been fucking animals since the dawn of time on all/most cultures throughout history, thoughI mean you're a caveman with no understanding at all of diseases or hygiene there's a hole and you're horny because bonka decided to hoard all the women to himself, so... oh well
>>739085162It didn't took long to figure out it you'll get a bunch of diseases if you do that.
>>739085162bestiality is on a tier of its own compared to humanoid animals
What do Ankha's paws feel like?
>>739069979it's all trends and trend chasers. look at artists they cling to miku and frieren to farm engagement.
>>739086570no, actually, not only did it take a long time to figure it out, but also for most of history, sickness wasn't seen the way you see it now, most of it was people assuming 'it's just something that happens', sometimes relying on higher powers for explanation and sometimes just not knowing and not caring, it just happenednow of course religion is the reason why we stopped in the first place, which is why you see most of the ones that prospered have rules against it, but then you see the muslims and they're still fucking goats just fine and they're not just suddenly dying of random disease, STDs that go from animal to man are very rare, extremely rare in general, and people were already dying of a hundred other billion things related to hygiene anyways, you think they used clean plates? you think they did the dishes?what soap do you think they were using? what about alcohol, how long do you think it took for people to realize alcohol can be used to disinfect things?shit, people were still chopping each other up and bleeding sick people dry thinking 'yeah that'll cure them' until a couple hundred years ago, you can't fathom how fucked up humanity has been until now, we're just a very small blip in a pretty savage history
>>739086915>it's not the same!!you're coping, faggotanything not human is anything not human, if you can't reproduce with it, you shouldn't be having sex with it, or, well, you can, idk, I don't care, but if you think I don't look down on you because your furry OC walks on two legs and you hope I don't see you in the exact same way I see some random hillbilly that fucks horses, yeah, nah, get fucked degenerate nigger
>>739087180why so mad?
>>739074405>carthage>Phoenicians (semites, think syria and judea)These proto-kikes and all of their shitholes really should have been completely wiped, destroyed and delenda ested. We wouldn't have had all the problems we have today then. Cato was right.
>>739076787>e-athlete
>>739070625i looked like this
>>739087254I'm not mad, I'm disgusted, and I feel bad about your parents knowing their son wants to fuck animals, that is all
>>739088716sure you aren't buddy
>>739069839They'd approve
>>739077646What the fuck was his problem?
>>739073415The truth is far more horrifying, that 6000 years ago is the same as today, and furries are on the cutting edge of technologyThe architects and engineers who built impossible structures of old carved with the likenesses of their fursona gods, the modern fursuiters managing codebases the entire digital world is built uponDivided by millenia, united by the desire to fuck sexy catgirls
>>739071020The people who established the Egyptian Culture and religion as we characterize it today we're Ancient Levantines who forced out the native North Africans, (who weren't the kind of African you're thinking of.) with some mixing between them. Then Alexander came into the picture, and Egypt slowly turned into Greece with a Funky all-consuming religion.
>>739075560The original animation was part of a series of short Flash animations by Minus8, a Korean artist. These animations were usually set to, and synchronized with, music from Nintendo games. (Though the Ankha animation itself wasn't.) You might also remember a Peach/Rosalina animation set to Beep Block Skyway.
>>739090261those peach/rosalina/daisy ones that are like 6 minutes are kino
>>739090261>Though the Ankha animation itself wasn't.What? Yes it is.
>>739072449furries and anthros are no "recent" inventions. its hardcoded into us for at least ten thousand years
>>739070625BWC
>>739087180cry more, lol
>>739090261didnt the sharty chase minus8 off the internet?
>>739095262which is weird because they all beat off to the ankha animation
>>739095262minus8 did it to himself. The fucking retard publicly admitted to being a pedophile and talked about what he wanted to do but said he was too scared to do it.
>>739070152>>739069839>discord nigger thread
>>739070531No. That was a SFW animation made after the porn videos became memes. It's kind of hard to capitalize on porn videos on youtube.
I don't like minus8's animations
