So my game just turned 17What are your best memories
>>739081008notch please pay me 1 million via wire transfer im so fucking poor
>>739081008MODS, THIS GAME IS UNDERAGE
>>739081008Never played it, don't even know what kind of game it is even after all these years. I am the supremely disconnected gentleman
I made an absolutely retarded-massive sandstone skyscraper and then never touched the game again.
Sorry I'm not attracted to adults
>>739081008>What are your best memoriesplaying it with my daughter until she grew up and grew out of it
>>739081008nothing particularly stands outI've had plenty of fun playing though
>>739081232unc borderline holding on to life
>>739081008Minecraft fr skibidi unc status fr fr
>>739081008the time when people put videos on youtube showing off their pc build handling various degrees of TNT mountains
>>739081008>17you sick fuck
>>739081008there is a possibility this is the real notch so...GO WORK ON LEVERS AND CHESTS YOU FAT FUCK
>>739081298you have no idea how right you are
>>739081343at least its legal in new mexico ig?
>>739081008when you posted that video of a minecart rollercoaster and then I made the same thing with the booster tech of clipping two minecarts into each other and then you added booster rails and I hated you because they were terrible
>>739081008when i pirated alpha 1.1.0 and lived through the night terrified in a moonlit hole because i couldnt find any coal
>>739081008>NotchI don't believe you
>>739081579everybody had this experience
>>739081035Fpbp, if you're really Notch help this anon out. Finish your next game as well.
>>739081343lol
I don't have one in particular but I am thinking about all the time I spent together with my friends. It was nice and I want to go back to those days.
>>739081645it's a good one to have
>>739081035I'll rape this anon to death for 50k, notch.
>>739081943true
I remember when notch would do those secret updates every so often and everyone would freak out because he made a new block or item.I remember when it was simple (and fun) and I didn't have to look up what the fuck every single thing was or did.I remember the first time I found diamonds and the first little base I made.I remember when it wasn't popular enough for /v/ to hate yet.I remember youtube videos people would make of things they've built, without mods or freemode, just legitimately block by block the old fashioned way.
>>739082216maybe it'll come for levers and chests
>>739081107same here but a huge castle out of cobblestone, with surrounding walls like a fortress, probably took me a few thousand hours and when it was finished it was just a case of "uhh okay, so what now?"fuck I've wasted so much of my life playing video games
>>739081008Minecraft is one of my favorite games ever made and I remember spending like 48 hours straight on a shitty laptop playing it when I finally figured out how to mod it, I was playing EE2 (alchemy mod) on some dead barren planet mod.>17how am I not supposed to feel fucking old and dead by thisthis is fucked up
I regret playing on multiplayer servers so much, all my coolest builds were on random servers that haven't existed for 15 years, and I'll never see them again.
>>739081008Notch can I have 100,000 dollars
>>739081008i bought it when it was in beta for only $10. old MC was better
>>739081008>building my first house on singleplayer>discovering how to go to online servers>building, getting griefed, and griefing others>joining faction servers, making friends and rivals>making a skype group with them>hopping to different servers, and playing other games with themtake me the fuck back
>>739082338>here's a new animal mob that exists to pad out the amount of content we can claim to have>no, it doesn't do anything worthwhile>yes, it only exists in one ultra rare biome you will have to spend hours flying around to find>you can harvest its poop to make a slightly off color brown brick>also we added one random redstone interaction that 0.0001% of the playerbase will use for nothing other than showing off in youtube videos>thank you for playing minecraft, our next update will be in 2 more years
>>739082526i agreefuck microslop
>2009I was 18 and clueless about how shit my life would become
>>739082614MICROSLOP!!!
>>739082642now tell us how would your life become
>>739081008playing on a multiplayer server that lasted over a year back in the day, it was amazing and ruined single player for me foreverthere was literally nothing cooler than plunking down a hut and logging in a day later and seeing a bunch of random players well into building a whole town.
>>739081008i remember being false accused by a shitty mod in a server for using xray as he modified the hole and placed diamond blocks in plainsight to make a weird shaped tunnnel then banned mei didn't even know what xray was let alone various mining tipsi still dont know what drives such a behaviour
I stayed up all night the first night I had beta in early 2011. Nearly faked sick to school the next day, but I didn't on zero sleep. I was playing the browser version for a week or two before that and had a blast on the don't touch the lava serversHardly played it after 2011, went on a decade+ long hiatus and I come back to the nice surprise that my account was robbed from me for not responding back to a "migration" email in 2017 quickly enough
>>739081008You've reached the /v/ far lands.
>>739081008Notch make GMod 2 I wanna see Garry get angry it would be really funny please.
>>739083114i didn't create gmod
what kind of drug were you on while creating the cake recipe
>>739083339LSD
>>739081008why did you remove the loli in a frog suit notch
>>7390810082015
>>739083423do you mean rana?i removed her because she didn't fit in the gameplus dock was a faggot
>>739083708wait why didn't my name show up?
>>739081008send me sum moni notch, pls
>>739083880ask bill gates or steve ballmer
>>739084020not something i would say, "notcj"
>>739084074he's NOT cj (from San Andreas)
what was the hardest thing for that 4k competition minecraft
>>739081008Probably my older cousin showing me his redstone password door, the kind with a lever combination that gets input into torch-based logic gates. It blew my mind that something like that was possible to make inside a game and now I have a masters in electrical engineering so I guess it set me on the right track.
Seems like a Notch post, I believe you. I think I remember your posts on here from back in the day, I started playing MC later on in 2011 when beta 1.2_02 came out and it's the version I will always like the best. My first memory was spawning in a desert biome and oddly enough finding a cobblestone "L" close by spawn, I still can't explain it, I know pretty much all of the ins and outs of each version and there's supposedly nothing that can produce that yet there it was. Aside from that all of my memories are from random servers, mostly furry ones, I probably have some old screenshots or videos from back then around somewhere, either that or my friends do that I don't speak to anymore. Also griefing was absolutely amazing at the time.
>>739082614bastards made me buy your game twiceyou're welcome fag
>>739082859i think we might have played on the same server
>>739081035Sent ;^)
>>739086107after appleal he pretended that 'it makes me angry' to see me or somethingif i think now, i think this is kind of mindset you see from cheaters in various competitive games especially FPS
>>739081008First time playing the game cowering at night in my house that I built into a steep mountain. Must have been either late alpha or early beta.Minecraft's soul died with hunger and villagers btw
back in like 2012-2016 i used to play mincraft and listen to donovan to unwind after playing dota 2, and I look back very fondly on those nights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luxtMLNPZalso around this time my sister had kids and years later minecraft once again became a staple that i played with my family, particularly we would get me, my dad, my sister, and my nephew usually, so that was pretty great memories so if notch does ever see this post, I say cheers for the good memories fren
>>739081008Make Minecraft 2 you fucking hack, this time with guns and hookers.
>>739081008Hey Notch, rate my house.
I played the shit out of the PCGamer demo of Minecraft. I think it let you play for three days until it locked the world until you bought the game so I kept making worlds until I finally bought it.I also remember playing a lot of the SPAZ and M&B: With Fire and Sword demos on the disc.
>>739081008If you're actually notch, I want you to know I'm still pissed you cancelled 0x10c
>>739086643so dark i cant see no shit
>>739081008Going to the very first Minecon at Bellevue Washington. There was only like 70 people there around a blue pavilion tent thing, while Notch talked about the future of the game. The group gave Notch some gifts, took photos, and walked into Bellevue Square Mall, and that's when I went home. As for the game, there was a server that only allowed PVP in the nether, so I set up this arena and had people fight in full diamond armor and they punched each other to death. Then people started making bets on who'd win, and after about 2 hours of this, some spergs got mad that they lost and killed everyone.
>>739085872notch isnt going to fuck you timelierg
Notch is an unironic faggotI don't know how you could browse this board and shill your game here then have the nerve to cry about griefers in your block building game years later
rate mine
>>739081008>no tripcode>no shoe on head>no twitter confirmation>thread is just little kids begging for money
Notch no matter how good your next game is the unfortunate truth is that bluesky trannys will review bomb it the first chance they get. You could make the digital equivalent to dopamine that would make a gambling psychologist blush and it'll still get shit on and flop. Minecraft youtubers and fags psy-oped normies into hating you.
>>739088668your forgetting that notch was so insanely lazy back in his haydayI dont have the old vacation pic but I'm sure someone does
Minecraft is shit and I hate it>"yeah it used to be so much better"No it didn'tTotal Minecraft Death
>>739081008Playing with my brother around 2013. I wish I still had that world and my original one to just walk around and see them again.
>>739081008i have a vague memory of talking about minecraft on /v/ around 2009-2010 and notch sometimes being in the threads but i'm no longer sure that's true or false
>>739081343Legal where I live.
>>739081008summer of 2009, staying up late playing with my online friends. what a fun time. i want to go back.
>>739089360There have been several developers who posted on /v/ while they were making their games, Notch is one of them.
>>739088445cozy/10Maybe add a small watering hole out back
>>739088768Funny that a fat lazy fuck taking a vacation every other day can still do shit 10x faster than the massively funded and supported post-buyout Mojang.The last couple updates have come quickly but the content feels like it's designed to prove the stereotypes about what Mojang likes to add these days.
>>739081008i played back when it was just a tech demo, basically. i remember doing the game where you had to mine glass blocks out from under people to make them fall into lavai also had it on 360 and played hundreds of hours with one of my internet palsgood times, good game. no patience for that sort of thing these days. if it's really you the candy wall was retarded wtf were you thinking
>>739089360It's true, he would post his tripcode for the day on his twitter account and then make a thread on /v/.If I'm remembering right, everybody turned on him in ~2011 when he started planning to implement a modding API and then force people to pay for it. He never came back after that.
>>739087324Kek he needs a daytime shot, it ain't always nighttime
>>739082573>brown brick
>>739081008Where's the new game you lazy Swedish fuck? Where is it???
Early MC was a lot of fine. I pirated indev/infdev but bought it once it hit alpha.
>>739092248*fun
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