>>739088294suppose you had a brother and the two of you were fighting.your mom yells>YOU TWO FUCKING BRATS BETTER NOT BE ROUGHHOUSING AGAIN!the two of you are going to stop pretty quick.
>>739088423Rayquaza is another brother in this scenario. Unless he's acting as a proxy for mom (Arceus) here.
>>739088294He said, "stop fighting and have sex instead."Lol.
>>739088294>Echoing fugggg in the dustance
>>738990154fug u>>738990194kek>>738990214fug off>>738990285Couldn't Kyogre fuck up base Rayquaza?>>738990361Yeah, learns a bunch of ice moves through levelup, guess rayray just levelmogs him
>>739088294Fug
>>739088493> Unless he's acting as a proxy for mom (Arceus) here.thats pretty much his job, mom's favorite child that makes sure the others stay in line.so i guess it'd be more along the lines of>hey dipshits, mom told you to stop fighting and she'll be home any minute, cut that shit out.
>>739088294COOL IT
>>739088493He's the big brother dealing with the bullshit.Unlike these two retards he actually has to protect the planet instead of fucking around playing turf war.
>>739088294Something like this, I assume
>Stop it! Remember when Arceus got pissed and destroyed all the golems? I don't want to get Regigigased. Slow Start is awful.
>>739088676He has a pretty easy job compared to some other legendaries to be fair. Chill in the stratosphere for the 99.9% of the time his brothers aren't in a pissing contest or Deoxys isn't invading.
>>739088807Most of the "big" legendaries seem to have busy jobs but they just do fuckall like Palkia and Dialga who just fly around and fight eachother or Giratina that just watches crystal TV and flies around his dimension.It's the little guys like the weather cloud fags and Tapus that actually do stuff.
>>739088294>Hey Groudon you retard, you're definitely going to lose because you're surrounded by fucking water stop fighting you dipshit
>>739089291They already put the time in at the start, work smarter not harder
>>739088294"FUG"
>>739088807there's probably millions of other space pokemon he fights on the daily
>>739089516does he eat miniors?
>>739088294STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE
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>>739089621Haha he looks so excited
>>739088592>>739088608>>739089509>>739089621QRD on FUG? lol, first time hearing this
>>739088294GET THE FUCK OUTSIDEFUCKING JUMPJUUUUUUMPGET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE
>>739089708nvm found it xd
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>>739089708Some anon posted a screenshot on /vp/ of his German Rayquaza. In German flying type is called flug, so another anon made that meme edit >>739089758 and form that point onward Rayquaza was known as fug
I was kinda surprised to learn rayquaza is one of the most popular pokemonLike i always thought he was cool and all but didn't expect him to rank so high in votes and shit for whatever reasonI guess his focus in emerald really was that impressingalso for all its faults delta episode in oras really was cool as shit
>>739089440>hehehe BUT WHATS UNDER ALL THAT WATER HUH!?
Fug answers to no one
>>739089291work is for the poor and less than powerful.
>>739089708He don't got no teef
>>739088294I JUST noticed he doesn't have back legs.Fucking hell.
Fugget about it
>>739089617But that implies Rayquaza secretly wants one of them to refuse so he has the excuse to beat him up.
>I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP
