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>genetically perfect woman
>dies every 5 seconds
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>>739089116
>barren
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>>739089960
feature, not a bug
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>>739089116
>Perfect woman
>there isnt a mass produced line of sexdolls in her image
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>perfect woman
>coalburner
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>>739092415
Wear the damn suit nonny
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>>739092494
no surprise, since she looks average
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Never liked her face desu
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>>739092415
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>perfect woman
>buckteeth
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>>739092494
They didn't want to push it farther after Strahovski was told she's playing what Bioware considers the peak perfection of woman kind and that it's based on her looks (obviously something got messed up when translating her to the game but I digress) which probably weirded her out after hearing that
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>>739089116
>genetically perfect woman
>dies every 5 seconds
seems accurate
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>>739089116
Dude, mass effect was 20 years ago.
Let it go...
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>>739089116
>perfect women
>face like a shovel
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>>739097572
Stop posting Wilson
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>>739097476
dude the industrial revolution was 200 years ago let it go...
see how stupid you sound
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>>739097572
Keep posting Wallace
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What's the mattah? Can't stand the sight of a genetically perfect woman?
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>>739098037
Omega has terrible lighting is all
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>>739098037
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>>739095257
fuck I never realized she was modeled after strahovski. she was hot as fuck in chuck.
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>>739095257
>which probably weirded her out after hearing that
The only thing she's jokingly said about Miranda is "that's not my butt". But she generally speaks nice of playing the part, recalled it even half a decade later in an interview, and how she enjoyed being in a video game. But that was still not her butt.
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>>739089116
That's a coal burner, but of course /v/ likes that.
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>>739089116
sometimes i forget that mass effect was a game franchise and not just futa porn
most of the time actually
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>>739103979
jacob has a TBP
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>>739103125
Didn't say anything about her tits, though.
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>Genetically perfect
>Small tits
>Weird face
What did they mean by that?
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>>739092415
Barren goes hand in hand with always dry, never in the mood.
It's never a feature.
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>>739102043
>>739103125
>>739105224
curves of a fridge. kill yourself
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>>739105847
I'd rather you left your Nicki Minaj fantasies at the door.
Although Nicki is based.
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>>739105876
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>>739105876
Didn't mean to quote before.
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>>739105925
That's a pretty good shop.
Looks like it's a pose she strikes often.
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>>739106354
I think she has an underrated amount of butt.
Titties aren't bad either.
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>>739105784
mouth/throat reliably makes its own lube
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>>739106391
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>>739106474
make her tits bigger
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>>739106516
Unfortunately, I didn't make those. I don't even know the loras used.
I probably should get into it, though.
In the meantime, Rigid released a new video with a tease with these two. Maybe his next video?
I can only hope. Also, obviously, Rigid Jack model finally.
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>>739105876
>>739105925
Miranda in bigger heel boots gets to me so bad
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>>739106747
I do lament the lack of focus her boots get.
And how artists are often more interested in getting her out of them, rather than putting her in something even sexier. Wasted potential.
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>>739089116
I wish they gave in-game models more distinct bodies.
I always thought that Miranda is built like a Victoria's Secret Angel.
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>>739106437
You must be inexperimented if you think it can replace a young moist pussy.
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>>739106669
he's been working on a mass effect video for ages, posted the whole thing today
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>>739107215
She seems to have adopted that physique herself recently. After the third baby boy.
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>>739089116
>I CAN'T BREED
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>>739107269
You could be watching it right now, if you know where to look.
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>>739106905
It's truly a shame the lack of attention her boots get, the lack of her in far bigger boots and all variety of massive heels to compliment her catsuit. So little in the way of her even in normal platform heels, but they really do suit her.
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>>739107361
It has been officially stated that all LIs can have kids with Shepard.
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>>739107269
Goddamn that looks retarded.
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>>739107380
I am going to blame foot faggotry for it.
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>>739107426
it's pretty much the same as all his other stuff. jack and miranda talk in the background (jack jerks off) but they don't fuck or anything, i guess that'll be the next one he makes
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>>739107516
I mean his "style". Those aren't even human anymore.
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>>739107552
From what I do understand, as I am not an animator, nor do I use blender, is that Rigid's models can be shaped to all sorts or proportions. You can go balloon tits and asses like DH does them, or scale them back down to more reasonable proportions. So even if Rigid is exaggerated, you can still make good use of the models. But there are other animators that have made ME models recently that are quire good.
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>>739107367
kemono? I thought the uploader broke?
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>>739089116
>perfect woman
>not blonde
lmao
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>>739089116
>genetically perfect WOMAN
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>>739107502
We need more shiny cheerleader miranda, and I'm in agreement with you, footfags ruin everything and more than that, they absolutely ruin any high heels wearing character or the smut landscape for them
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>>739107678
Personally, I think Piroguh, Keister, Belethor and Stef, when she isn't doing cuck shit, make good use of Rigid's Miranda. Dom3D, too. And others, but they don't use Miranda, or do much ME stuff usually.
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>>739107851
No ... there are other alternatives. Like the same place you go to download WEGs from.
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>>739107938
You just need to know where to look.
Although, basically, that's just Yvonne, at that point.
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>>739089116
>genetically perfect woman
As in, she is perfect at being a woman.
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>>739108012
unfortunately I don't download WEGs

maybe a link via mario 64?
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>>739107968
Cerberus Cheerleader is a very underused scenario that Miranda doesn't find herself in often enough.
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>>739108090
Do you know what f95 is?
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>>739089116
>genetically perfect woman
>infinite daddy issues
checks out
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>>739108250
Don't spoonfeed, nignog
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In a few years we will be getting fully, accurately voiced AI videos, with great model consistency, able to generate whatever you want, and an even greater library or loras to choose from. It's going to be glorious to see what ME content we can make, before Bioware even releases the next game.
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>>739108364
That's as far as I'm gonna go.
Since there are quite a few places to download wegs from, I can only nudge towards one direction.
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>>739089116
The perfect woman is not made for fighting but to please you. Simple biology.
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>>739108489
I don't know how can you not find this pleasing. But also, a woman that pleases anyone, is not perfect.
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>>739108198
It is shocking how little there is of her as a Cerberus cheerleader considering everything.
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>>739108683
If you search the dictionary for "wasted opportunity", you'll only find a picture of the Mass Effect logo next to it.
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>>739108250
I got it, thanks
>kelly chambers model near the end
neat, hope we get a video with kasumi though as he did the image pack
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>>739108896
I thought he did a video with either femshep and Kasumi, or EDI and Kasumi. I could be wrong though, or it may have been someone else entirely.
It is my impression that a Jack and Miranda video was teased here. Or at least it is implied that these two might get together. And this was Jack's first and only appearance so far. I'd think it unlikely that this is all he makes of her. At least I find it unlikely.
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>>739089116
Unconscious?
Doesn't matter, my teammates only die when I send them to their 'deaths'. Companion ai is severely lacking. They spend 98% of their time in cover, despite being near immortal. Even when I storm they stay in cover and don't even think about giving me cover fireor hell forbid them surpressing flanking enemies.
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>>739108807
Another victim of bad planning.
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>>739109120
You don't have to have a super detailed plan for everything. Even an overall arch is fine. And even then, if you come up with something better, you should feel free to change it up along the way, or if what you had in mind doesn't work out. But royal fuck ups should be avoided. Bioware just didn't realize what they were doing.
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>>739108807
A sad truth. Oh well, we'll always have the smut, and memories of fun mass effect anons.
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>>739108457
>I can only nudge towards one direction.
the only direction you should nudge is google
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>>739109341
As AI gets better, easier to handle, and more accessible, anons will be able to make some pretty wild smut in the near future.
LP style with femquars and Mike Adriano stuff with femturs is already being trained, I am sure.
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>>739109485
I don't know if that works that well. I mean, there's a lot of sites that share wegs and also share 3d, finding the right place for what anon was asking had a needle in a haystack chance of being found.
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I like Edi's shiny butt more than Miranda's butt!
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Eva Coré bot was the best, shinest and sexiest mass effect girl!
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>>739110852
tits should be bigger but otherwise yes
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>>739110948
Add to that bigger heels, thicker thighs and that she should be wrapped around me until I'm dryer than mars, but yes.
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>genetically perfect woman
>buckteeth
>genetically perfect woman
>Michael Jackson face
>genetically perfect woman
>barren
>genetically perfect woman
>doesn't have an amazon physique
>genetically perfect woman
>coalburner (no instinctive aversion of bestiality)
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>>739109072
wish jack wasn't a futa though
then again he mixes it up, sometimes all the asari are futa, sometimes not
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>>739105994
Why does this gen look like Mila Kunis?
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>>739107269
>shepard sexually harassing the crew in the showers
someone call the council
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>>739112410
>hangs up
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>>739111058
Not going to bother arguing about the rest but buckteeth are attractive to a lot of people, at least on already attractive women. I believe it’s the Cindy Crawford mole effect: that slight imperfection highlights and enhances the rest. It also makes the girl look younger since typically adults get it fixed.
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>>739106669
>Also, obviously, Rigid Jack model finally.
he said it's actually chirpychirp's model but i assume he modified it a bit
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>>739107367
That sure was hard.
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>>739109656
Aslong as it brings miranda in massive heel boots and latex shinier than anything seen before
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>>739112623
issue with chirpy's model is the face is just wrong
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>>739089116
>it's structural perfection is matched only by its hostility
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>>739113489
yeah the body proportions are bad too, doesn't have the heroic body shape of the mass effect characters, instead she looks short
i want to use her but need to redo that or it'll give me mega autism
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Miranda's dad is based for genetically engineering a hot daughter. Wish I could make Tifa that way.
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>>739093453
Man-jaw
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>>739114432
Dudes will look at this and say
>Man-jaw
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>>739113489
That is true. The face is wrong. But it is a good model, and it has an ME2 version as well, which is rare.
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>>739114761
Wife jaw
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>>739114827
They look rather nice together.
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>>739089116
>genetically perfect woman
Her womb is barren. She's the worst.
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>>739116406
You could easily impregnate a surrogate mother to continue your bloodline.
Although I have a hunch that Commander Shepard is infertile after getting revived. His balls took a lot of damage from dying.
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>>739114810
shame the daz version of the ME2 model just doesn't really work, the clothes don't have the right files
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>>739116714
I'm sure Miranda took a lot of time and care to make sure Shepard's dick and balls worked when overseeing project Lazarus
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>>739116714
Cuck shit and cope is all this post is.
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>>739116714
TIM and Miranda wanted nothing less than a complete restoration of Shepard to his state when killing Sovereign. This includes working cock and balls.
He probably has implants to speed up his refractory period too
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>>739118618
They probably added a pump in his balls that increase sperm production when he's around human women only and slows it down when he's around aliens, especially Asari and Quarians.
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>>739118618
Have him use Adrenaline Rush while he fucks, and he probably pumps like a piston, too. He's probably buzzing like a sybian.
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>>739116815
For DAZ specifically? I assume if Rigid is using her, or modified her, she has to be usable for Blender. Is DAZ really that important to use?
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>>739089960
>wanting to have kids in this economy
Why are you so cruel?
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>>739114761
>Yvonne is a 50/10
>Miranda is modeled after her and may be a -50/10 goblin
How does this happen?
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>>739107269
>modern mass effect r34 is just buff dickgirls when it has krogan and yahg
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>>739121018
Nobody knows and it's the strangest thing. They were able to get Vanderloo and Jack's face model almost 1 to 1 but with Miranda something just got fucked up
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>>739121889
Liara is also a fat faced monster, with picrel as a face model.
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>>739121510
Seriously. The franchise has so many interesting aliens, and all we get nowadays are futa and humans, or worse, niggers. I miss the days we'd get some sets with Miranda and Krogan. Especially from Stef. Now it's all niggers and cuck shit.
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>>739121968
Yeah, but Liara is generally fat, so it kinda tracks. Maybe she's pregnant and hiding it.
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>>739107215
>I wish they gave in-game models more distinct bodies.
Go to the gym you fucking fatass
>I always thought that Miranda is built like a Victoria's Secret Angel.
As it should be
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>>739089116
shields were actually good in the first game
better not peak from behind cover in 2 though because a single bullet will deplete your shields and 3/4 of your health
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Still hasn't been refuted.
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>>739123230
>Go to the gym you fucking fatass
I'm 12% BMI.
12.4, but still.
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>>739121889
It's a video game made 15 years that, while it had a high budget, still wasn't dumping hollywood AAAA billions into perfecting an imperfect technology. The simple answer is uncanny valley.
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>>739123674
>I'm 12% BMI.
>BMI meaning "Blubber Made in India"
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>>739123230
Anyway, the point was
>Ashley should be more muscled
>Miranda should be more toned
>Jack should be lean
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>>739121018
It's almost like Bioware has always been massively incompetent and only lucked out with the first Mass Effect
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>>739119173
I don't know about belnder but yeah her files on DAZ are fucked

I use DAZ and wanted the ME2 outfit (to use on a better model) and it just doesn't work
i'd have to port the blender clothes over but i'm too lazy to do it
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>>739123751
I am not Indian, Jewish or Chinese.
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>>739123914
Except the second one overall looks better, plays better, has a better story, and doesn't browbeat you with repetition.
>Saren's a Spectre. He can go anywhere, do anything. So don't mess with him. Why, you ask? Because he's a Spectre. He can go anywhere, do anything. Why can he do that? Because he's a Spectre. What are Spectres? They're elite operatives that answer only to the council. They can go anywhere, do anything.
>>739123960
>I am not Indian
>posts AI video
Incidentally, AI fixing the goblin face is the only way Miranda is attractive.
>6 fingers
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>>739124117
I don't understand the fixation you have in every thread to link Indians with AI. I honestly don't understand people's hatred for it. I get why you would prefer the real deal for it, I get it makes mistakes, nobody cares, if the alternative is either
>nothing
>Bioware
It's like reading fanfics and complaining they're not canon.
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>>739124297
>why wouldn't people want automated trash that's wrong more often than correct?
>why would they expect artists to WORK?
You don't understand because you scam old ladies for Google Play cards.
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>>739124418
You're upset that a new technology that is constantly improving and getting refined, that will inevitably produce better results than anything Bioware will ever make, and will produce it faster than Rigid, or BigJohnson or whoever else, isn't perfect today. You sound like a loony.
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>>739105847
Americans see a fit girl and think
>not enough fat rolls 0/10
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>>739089116
>Dev's vision of a perfect woman
>Is getting blacked daily before you meet her
Why are western devs such cucks? They even did the same thing with Morrigan in Dragon Age.
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>>739123840
>Ashley should be more muscled
Yikes
>Miranda should be more toned
Yikes
>Jack should be lean
Yes but she's already lean, she should have hair and no tattoos though
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>>739124579
You aren't old enough to remember the dot com boom. People wanted to use the internet with their businesses, but really didn't know how. Thousands of companies popped up and died.
>BAIT SHOP, BUT ON THE INTERNET
We're experiencing that again. Jeets are telling execs that AI will do everything, when it can barely do anything correctly. Soon we'll have
>BAIT SHOP, BUT AI POWERED WITH A VISIONARY CLOUD-BASED INFRASTRUCTURE THAT PROVIDES COHESIVE MANAGEMENT SOLUTIONS FOR A FORWARD THINKING WORLD
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>>739125641
>she should have hair and no tattoos though
Yikes!
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>>739125641
We've seen Jack with hair, and it's repulsive. I want to cum on her bald head so it looks like a melting ice cream cone.
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>>739126928
>>You aren't old enough to remember the dot com boom
I'm 42 years old. I'm probably too old to remember something that happened 30 years ago.
Just stop.
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>>739127175
>42
Get out, zoomer.
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>>739127132
>>739127172
Permanently male hands wrote this posts
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>>739127881
I will never be a woman, and I'm glad of that fact.
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>>739127248
Why the insistence to shit up the thread?
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>>739123569
The only decent woman in ME is femshep.
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>>739127248
This is going on your permanent record.
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>>739129027
Samara and mass effect 1 Ashley are fine
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Here's your sexy female commander
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>>739129441
DSL
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>>739129441
>playing as a woman
I guess I'm not the only one that will never be a woman.
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>>739129027
Kaidan preferred he died in a nuclear explosion, Jacob dumped you, and the only person that actually wanted you, was a space lizard.
Now, I don't want to say that you have a face that not even a mother you could love, but goddamn, bitch. Nobody asked for your opinion, Jane.
If you had a cat, it'd throw itself out the airlock.
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>>739089116
>genetically perfect woman
>absolutely build for shotas
what did Bioware mean't by this?
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>>739130656
I think she'd be very nice to boys, like Monica Bellucci was to the kid when she filmed ... what was it called? Mallena?
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>maikel jackson
>perfect woman
kys
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>>739105784
This man knows
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>>739131553
>>739131636
>saar
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>>739131636
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>>739131852
If only you showed this enthusiasm in making this thread better, instead of shitting it, I wouldn't be bumping it from page 8.
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>>739106669

sauce?
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>>739089116
>genetically perfect woman
>*crickets*
>some alien bitch that can't even leave her suit or she'll get mugged raped and killed on the spot by the common cold virus
>:D
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>>739133225
Tali is best girl.
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>>739133992
Every Tali thread is the same shitty lizard tali fanarts. Art not even depicting the character they are supposed to represent. Not even the same species. And Tali threads always die. So no, Tali is definitely not best girl.
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>>739133763
Offmodelstudio or something like that? I think?
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Tali derangement syndrome
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>>739134346
Every Miranda thread is you posting AI shit. That means Indians like Miranda, and white snakefuckers like Tali.
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>>739134554
I am not Indian. I have been an Orthodox christian my entire fucking life.
Μαλάκα.
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>>739135261
>I have been an Orthodox christian my entire fucking life.
my condolences
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>>739135340
It takes effort to be lower than even a muslim. At least they won't go lower than fucking goats
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>>739135426
It ain't easy, but I wouldn't trade it, either.
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nothing is as good as miranda x jack stuff
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>>739130656
more..
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>>739135658
Lesbian stuff is usually boring.
Good lesbian stuff is hard to make.
Even then, 99% of the time, it's just futa shit, instead of girl/girl.
It's not that futa shouldn't exist, but I wish there was a healthier ratio than 99% going one way over the other.
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>>739134467
There's an animated version of this.
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>>739136207
unfortunately it looks like rigid will be doing futa jack x miranda
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>>739136654
Rigid always does Futa. Expecting Rigid not to make futa, is deluding yourself.
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>>739137118
yeah but i'd prefer the two not to be futa and get fucked by a futa asari or something
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>>739137320
If you wanna pair them with a third or fourth person, I'd rather we get a real male, preferably an alien, rather than futa asari.
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>>739127964
>I will never be a woman, and I'm glad of that fact.
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>>739137715
yeah but it's rigid
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>>739138097
I have no personal attachment to Rigid. It's nice if he makes something I like, if he doesn't, I don't really care.
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>>739136654
>>739136207
>>739135658
I fucking hate futa so much. I will also say most lesbian stuff is kind of boring because the girls clearly don't actually like dyking out. I don't want porn with dick in them, because I'm not a fag, but the few times I've watched a min or 2 by clicking on the wrong vid the girls are so much more enthusiastic with the guys.
I also hate strapons. I think the only time I liked it was in one of the girl train vids
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I'll probably get an anon to cosplay miranda for me before another mass effect comes out (and gta 6)
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>>739138325
Depends how much you're paying.
I'm sure it's easy. You can buy a black and white skintight Miranda uniform print off of Amazon for cheap. You just need the right prostitute to wear it.
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I always found ME1 Ash more attractive
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>>739122223
That's what happens when you get a Western fanbase. It's all the most degen tranny shit possible
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>>739140313
I get that we're a big fanbase, and each segment is going to push for whatever they want to see, but the shrinking of the fanbase means that the most "niche" shit gets pushed to the forefront, if not become dominant. I just wish we had a more healthy distribution than futa and cuck shit.
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she is made for knotted cerberus cock
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>>739129441
What mods?
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>>739140708
I feel like when a game is too popular with normalfags, all the "normal" shit is only found in sfw media. And the regular cheesecake art manages to satisfy the majority of people, leading all the degens to dominate the nsfw areas. Like you said, it wouldn't be bad if there was a healthier distribution, but the vast majority is futa, exaggerated proportions, bestiality, etc.

Although to be fair to the degens, ME is getting old now and fans have moved on to other games. I'm sure that the only paypigs left are the ones that are heavily into the degen stuff. And if they want to pay an animator money to stick a comically sized cock and tits on 3D models, then it is what it is.
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>>739089116
Rough, balls deep anal sex with Miranda.
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>>739142596
t. Liara
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>>739142067
The femshep crowd is the worst, honestly.
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Genetically superior
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>>739145357
>gets stuck in hallways during combat
but she does make for a fine cover
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>>739107230
I have an extreme oral fixation. Like, really really extreme. I'd marry a war amputee with nothing below her navel and be the happiest man in the world.
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>>739142067
The shrinking of the fanbase is a huge issue that doesn't get talked about enough, I think. Not just for the porn, but the franchise as a whole. There is no one thing that Bioware can do to activate old fans, and nothing they can do to attract new ones. Anyone that cared about Mass Effect, already got into Mass Effect. They're not getting 3 million new people that never heard of Mass Effect before, to put down $70 for the next failed Bioware experiment.
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>>739149317
that your professional opinion, professor armchair?
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>>739149317
A lot of the modern audience are trend chasers. They'll hear of a sequel to a series that people a decade older than them enjoyed and they get FOMO because they want to post it on social media. The nostalgia pandering attracts new players in this way
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>>739149598
Did that work for Veilguard?
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>>739149521
What do you think they CAN do to get the sales they need?
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>>739149931
>>739150062
Legendary Edition sold like 3 million copies in it's first week
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>>739145357
Now sit on my face. See you in Valhalla brothers.
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>>739150097
Then it would have outsold Resident Evil Requiem, which it did not. Who gave you this number? Whoever it was, they were full of shit. Even then, comparing the remaster of 3 repackaged games, which weren't playable in newer systems, that were loved and respected for the most part, from a developer that hasn't had a hit since 2010, to expect that to matter in 2029 at the earliest, is insane. If they hit 3 million copies sold in the first 3 months of release, for the next Mass Effect, Bioware will be popping champagne bottles. They're not going to get more than 2 million copies, unless they do something radical.
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>>739151334
>Then it would have outsold Resident Evil Requiem,
wouldn't surprise me
> which it did not.
proof?
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I gotta ask, why is the miranda schizo obsessed with seeing her with aliens? wtf is wrong with you
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>>739150241
I get why those indians ruined the lighting in the demaster now
they all look like glass eyed freaks
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the new rigid animation is ass and i'm sick of these ridiculous proportions.
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>>739122223
Built for BKD (Big Krogan Dick). Thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>739154236
Same, it's just slabs of meat slamming into each other and voice acting should be banned unless it's just girls moaning with no cringey dialogue
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>>739154236
the models they've been using for Miranda, Femshep, Liara, and Ashley for the past 3 years are awful
the faces are all wrong
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>>739141134
There should be more varren content
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>>739103125
There’s a chick at my soccer club who looks just like Yvonne Strahovski albeit with a curvier body. Would ask her out but not in the mood for getting humiliated and put on blast online for being “creepy”.
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>>739113637
I cant believe it too that long for someone to make a Micheal Jackson joke.

SHAMONA! Ohhhhhh!
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>>739151894
>proof?
You made up a number which is significantly beyond the number of players that EA claimed to have "engaged with" the game, much less purchased it. Just look it up. From what I can see from various analytics estimates, it sold between 400k-900k copies.
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>>739154572
3d rule34 decline in quality over the years is very sad
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Reminder that Miranda very frequently meets with men for anonymous sex in hotel rooms when she's ashore hoping to get pregnant.
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>>739155691
proof?
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>>739156042
Meets with ALIEN men*
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>>739151334
video game insights says 1.9 million purchases on steam alone
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>>739156087
My post pertained to Veilguard because I thought that was what you two were discussing and I was wondering how the fuck somebody was claiming DA:V did 3 million sales.
I'd definitely that the ME refresh did 3 million sales though.

On the topic: I do not think that Bioware can make good games anymore. They are ideologically poisoned so deeply that even their longtime vets who still remain include people getting weird aposemetism-dyed haircuts and calling themselves nonbinary. Usually if I have hope for a studio it's because I think there is talent who have kept their heads down, and that a firing of the crazies could clear a path to good future outcomes.
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>>739157748
we still doing the 2015 quartering shit?
feminist vs gamergate meta is over
we're in the zionist vs everyone else phase of the fall of Rome now
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>>739154894
Go for it, it is your destiny
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>>739154894
Walk up and say some random but amusing shit that makes her actually want to talk to you
say you're planning on robbing a bank and need a getaway driver
be specific but in a retarded way so she knows you're joking.
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>>739160520
Shepard is a very lucky man
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>>739156042
Yeah, me.
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>>739107426
>>739121510
>>739122223
>>739140313
>it appears my superiority has led to some controversy.jpg
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>>739161552
futa femshep ruined the character for me
it was much better when she was getting dicked down by varren and batarians
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>>739149317
Once the Netflix show comes out a million zoomers will hop onto the franchise. Andromeda plays close enough to Fortnite and is open world as well so they'll gobble it up.
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>>739164026
>Once the Netflix show comes out a million zoomers will hop onto the franchise
That didn't really work for DMC
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>>739151894
The NPD/Circana.
If you look for the month of May, and Year to Date, for May, you will see that Requiem topped sales for the month, which isn't surprising, as it had almost the whole month. If I recall, Requiem released on the 8th? Meanwhile, the LE released on the 21st. Now, It was Circana's second best selling game for May, but while Requiem also topped the Year to Date list, meaning it was the best selling game of 2026 at the time, the LE did not make the list. Also, Requiem sold 4 million copies worldwide, of which Circana tracked ~2 million of it, as it tracks only North America sales, not worldwide, similarly, if the LE sold 3 million copies in its first week worldwide, then it stands to reason that it would have sold ~1.5 million in NA. Then it should also have made the top 10 in the Year to Date list for Circana. Which it did not. The LE did sell better than EA anticipated, which means it likely sold more than a million copies, but it must have been closer to 1.6 million worldwide, so around half what you calculate. There is definitely a larger discrepancy between Requiem and the LE than you think.
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>>739152590
Why do you want to see femshep with a dick?
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>>739156903
Lifetime, or week 1? Because week 1, that's highly unlikely. It was actually surpassed by Requiem in Steam's best selling list, on the 4th day of its release at the time, meaning that while Requiem was out for longer, it was selling more copies than the LE, indicating a far lower number for the LE overall.
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>>739163364
You don't need to stick a dick on femshep to ruin the character. This is her face.
The rest is a concession that your custom OC character, is this person. Why would I want to see this 1/10 get fucked?
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>>739164861
It has served to increase sales for some franchises. Edgerunners for Cyberpunk, Fallout for Fallout 4, Witcher for Witcher 3, TLoU for the first game. The DA show did not increase popularity for DA, it did not make people go play Inquisition, there was no bump reported, and it is unlikely that the ME show will be good, considering the people involved, so a bump from that is not likely.
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Ash in the front, Miranda in the back
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shes the best party member. for us adept chads at least
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>>739165113
Looks better than Miranda Jackson.
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>>739138204
Sanna Marin vibes
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>>739168006
Not even in her dreams.
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>>739168546
Jane doesn't have such dreams as she is already perfect the way she is.
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>>739089116
>that face
>perfect
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>>739168631
>she is already perfect the way she is
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>we've got console wars over which human bimbo looks better
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>>739170661
Anon, please. I just ate.
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>>739158848
I think the actual latest handwave is that the Epstein Files funded Bannon, or something like that, and therefore what is observable is in fact not real.
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>>739089116
HERE WE GO



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