Do people still care about James Bond?
>>739097043I still haven't seen No Time to Die. I was just done after the whole "Blofeld is actually your long lost brother and architect of all your pain" thing.
>hmmm... i wonder why James Bond became so irrelevant lately
The ones who genuinely do probably only play Candy Crush on the shitter. The only reason this will even sell copies in the four digit territory is because>linear cover shooter Uncharted clone>"From the makers of H6MAN!">popular IP attached=cons00mer approval triggered due to Pavlovian reflexI could be wrong, we'll just have to see
>>739097043No, in fact, goldeneye (the videogame) was so good it brought so many tourists to think the 007 franchise was some big of a deal, it wasnt of course
>>739097194>More drinks = mojo works lessTrvth nvke. Kinda of based.
i'll get it on sale next year
>>739097341>MoneypennyHaha it's funny because she has neither
>>739097341London has fallen
>>739097341>M is a pajeetNo pajeet is giving me orders, fucking dropped
>>739097341>Monkeyfetty
>>739097341>EBTeddy
>>739097341Bros why couldn’t moneypenny be the bond girl? Miss Roth is a literal goblina by comparison
>>739097504you don't fuck your coworkers
>>739097562Every successful couple I've ever seen of my school friends met at work as coworkers and stayed together despite switching jobs.
>>739097341>2 niggers and 3 pajeetslollmao even
>>739097194>Lazenby is in 1 fucking movie and has more conquests than most of themBased
>>739097043First Light > Second Son > Third Birthday
>>739097043NoWhere is the Austin Powers vidya
>>739097681>average per film
>>739097043James Bond was great before they made him a blonde crying fag and/or a black womanEven the worst James bond movies, the one where he dressed up as a literal clown or the one that was about some unspecified USSR heist in the 80s or the last Pierce Brosnan one that was about him getting the shit beat out of him, yeah that's at least still a bond movie. idk what the last few have been
>>739097341He just doesn't look like James Bond he looks like the guy from the 2008 Wolfenstein game.
From Russia with Love is basically the perfect Bond movie and spy film, and for some reason they made it into a video game and had an elderly Connery voice a young Bond.
Yes people still care about James Bond despite whatever retarded grievances you have.
>>739097775Kinda sucks to see everyone hating on Dalton because apparently his movies are just generic, diamond dozen 80s action flicks. Makes me feel like I only like them as much as I do because I've never seen any 80s action flicks.
>>739097851>Yes people still care about James Bond lolhahahahahaWHOOHAHAHAHARETARD.
>>739097952You have to understand that License to Kill, the least successful Bond movie ever, came out in 1989, it had to compete with every single action movie in the 80s. Terminator, Predator, Robocop, Ghostbusters, the ENTIRE 80s action boom in 1984, Alien 2 in 1987. It was effectively an OK movie released after the best action movies ever made. If it were released today it would get no where near as much flak or as many people hating it.
>>739097952>diamond dozenYou put that there to bait me. It worked.
>>739097341What the fuck lmao
>>739098075I thought the only thing we had today was action films. We sure as fuck dont have commedies, mysteries, or art films. Whats getting made today thats good?
>>739097043I did till I got blackpilled on generational warfare.
James Bond got a new book and it's full of woke shit.
>>739097043I care enough for a hypothetical non-shit Bond game/movie but I am not gonna play this DEI slop game.>>739097341Doesn't look worth pirating to me much less buying.
>>739097341Nope, no interest I guess. Looks dull.
>>739097043I like James Bond films and i like spy espionage based video games. Moreover i like the stealth based ones. Only downside with prior Bond games is that they were less stealth oriented than i had hoped for and I'm not as fond as people are for Goldeneye.So this is the first Bond game that i care about. At least i hope that it ends up being what I have hoped for since it is associated with Hitman this time around. I'm a big Hitman fan too in general. But more the OG games. 2SA-Contracts-Blood Money.
>>739098832off the top of my head there's the new naked gun, the new gosling movie and a new road runner movie, for artsy fartsy shit everyone's slobbering over a24
Jesus Christ right wingers are mentally ill
I like how leftists think right wingers are making this shit up lol.https://imgbox.com/g/Aq4u5LPmCg
>>739097043Not my bond
>>739097375>going to a public school makes you a conservative... Having a tumblr account in the 2010s does irreparable damage to people's ability to give coherent non schizoid takes.Anyway, of it costs more than 50 dollars I'm not playing it. That goes for all games.
>>739097816He is supposed to be based on an illustration that Ian Flemming commission of young bond but he looks pudgy and bloated from birth control in tap water and the endocrine disruptor special from burgerking2009* PBJ Blazkowicz would be an improvement.
>>739097194Roger Moore was in the most Bond movies... between 1973 and 85, no less... and yet, he gets the least play and killed the least people. How is that even possible? Dalton was in two Bond films and Lazenby was in one, and they have more kills per on screen minute.
>>739097043Not really but I do like IOI games.
>>739097043I dopinballpinballmap.com
>>739101881Because the Moore era sucked balls and was too goofy.
>>739097705First Light > Second Son > Last Call
>>739097194>daniel craigOH NO NO NO NO NO!
>>739097341Damn, how did they ever resist making James Bond Indian or black?
>>739102106It was really funny, they replaced 007 with a DEI hire and she was an incompetent failure everyone merely tolerated. kek.
>>739102143probably bi-sexual (like Daniel Craig bond) to make up for it. jew subversion knows no limits.
>>739102143Cos that would have killed the game from the get go.
>>739102032I like how they were too scared to include any sexy women (heads don't count).
>>739101078 Brosnan could return as a 75 year old Bond, and I don;t think I would give a fuck about his age. He still looked pretty good in MobLand. The people who hold the rights to Never Say Never Again could remake that movie all over again as an off brand Bond movie and just hire Pierce.
No Time To Die was a good MGS movie
>>739097341>This group of people>Working together at the end of the cold warlollmaorofl
>>739102931Casino Royale as the only good film. The rest were too serious, no fun at all.
>>739103513Given the drones and tablets I'm assuming it's set in modern day
>>739103565skyfall was a good movie, it just doesn't quite scratch the bond itch
>>739103621So its not James Bond
>>739103637It was just a movie with Craig in it desu
>>739097681Heh, more like George Glazemby
>>739103639don't think there's been a strict bond continuity between cycles in a long time but take it up with the IP owners I guess
>>739097261Foid
>>739103565Casino Royale was pretty serious in tone all the way through. I do agree that it's the best of the craig films though.
>>739103565Casino Royale wasn't very much like a Bond film either.>>739103637Yeah I felt like Skyfall was trying to be more like the old movies, Spectre too. And I kinda liked the latter desu, seems like the Brofeld thing just eclipsed everything else about it for most people.
>>739103621>Given the drones and tablets I'm assuming it's set in modern day>>739103639>So its not James Bondin 1997 Bond was controlling his car with a Sony Ericson phone. It's not like smart devices and drones are that much of a leap over any of Bonds older tech.
>>739103639>So its not James BondAt what point wasn't Bond using all the latest technology? i was going to mention the same thing this anon said>>739104005You're somehow misremembering what James Bond was about. He'd never stay stuck in the past on gadgets.
Most underrated Bond movie is For Your Eyes Only.>No Gadgets>Roger Moore being serious>Movie turns horror movie when scavenging the sunk British ship>Loveable side kick
>Bond cucks villains wfe>Villain leaves her adulterous wife half naked, gangraped by Arabs>Arabs try to kill Bond with machetesHow did they get away with this?
>>739097341Anyone who buys and supports this wokeslop game deserves to have their dicks chopped off.Assuming they haven't already done that voluntarily.
>>739104302>>Bond cucks villains wfe>>Villain leaves her adulterous wife half naked, gangraped by Arabs>>Arabs try to kill Bond with machetes>How did they get away with this?I don;t know the details behind this, but never Say never Again was essentially a remake of the movie Thunderball and was made without any involvement from Eon productions. It is non-cannon bond movie with Connery returning one last time as Bond while Moore was the official Eon Bond. Honestly, it is one of my favorites of the 1980's Bond movies. It was basically Bond Unleashed.
>Roger Moore flicks>Every lackluster movie is known for great song and unique sense of style>Beatiful women>Moore smacks a bitch>Moonraker is known for being aesthethic flick despite being the weakest of the series>View to Kill has gained more recognition with Max Zorin being the first megalomaniac CEO as the villainRoger Moore Chads... why we keep winning
>>739097341holy jesus this is sad
I liked Quantum of Solace despite the schizo editing>God tier opening>Greene being a textbook psychopath>Opera scene>Bond being drunk 24/7>The final battle
>>739104890I never understood the hate Quantum of Solace got.Yeah, it's not the best written film but we're talking about Bond here. They're all shit.Also, I like that Quantum of Solace completely threw that Vesper shit out. Simping and "Who hurt you?" crap has no place in a Bond film. Bond is a fucking man, not a pussy. And, frankly, she was a crappy Bond girl anyway.
>>739105068Quantum of Solace editing and pacing was too fast compared to other Bond movies. There was no levity or a chance the audience to breathe. Mr. Greene wasn't funny or charismatic villain. He was just pure evil. QoS is a time capsule of the 2000's when everything was edgy and super serious.
>>739105180>There was no levity or a chance the audience to breathe.Good. It's an action film. Keep the pace high.>He was just pure evil.Most Bond villains are.The film immediately following it is a guy who is pure evil just because he thought his boss was actually his surrogate mommy which is then followed up by Bond's evil twin who has decided to take over the world just to spite Bond. I'll take Greene over that crap.
>Daniel Craig Bond>Falls in love with Madeleine whose father, Mr. White,was responsible for killing VesperIn any other Bond era, Bond would fuck Madeleine just to spite Mr.White and would brag about conceiving a bastard baby to Mr.White's face.
>tfw Tomorrow Never Dies enjoyer>Can't discuss about it because Goldeneyefags shit up the discussion and then Brosnan haters say that Dalton was betterFeels sad.
>>739105068Bond was mostly in it to avenge Vesper even though he pretends that he's over it, which is why the movie ends with him confronting her boyfriend. Though I think Craig pretended to not care a bit too hard, License To Kill did the whole "Bond is fucking pissed" thing better on top of being a semi-sequel to OHMSS.
>>739097341No white women?
>>739105714>Bond was mostly in it to avenge Vesper even though he pretends that he's over it, which is why the movie ends with him confronting her boyfriend.I disagree.I think that's what it was assumed he was doing when in fact he was entirely motivated by his duty. I think this is why he doesn't kill Vesper's boyfriend, why he drops Vesper's necklace on the ground and walks away and why when M says to him "I need you back." he responds with "I never left." He was always just doing his job, not trying to get revenge for a dumb bitch.>License To Kill did the whole "Bond is fucking pissed" thing better Absolutely. Second best Bond film.
>>739104228this and Living Daylights in my mind feel like they're the same movie, which isn't a knock towards them because I actually like them both
>>739097043no
whatever you do, dont read modern Bond books
The new Bond movie ironically will have the same setting as Casino Royale>Too pussy to make Russia or China as the bad guys>The antagonist is working some 2spoopy organization financing terrorists through arms, drugs or stock exchange>To appease the zoomer audience Bond drinks gin tonic or IPA unironically
>>739106427There are no modern Bond books. Fleming is long dead.
they would if he was still allowed to be cool but everything that made him cool is problematic so....
no time to die would be 4chan's favorite if ana de armas was the new 007 instead of being in it for like 5 minutes
>>739097043should i get it? it looks a lot like moderm hitman and i like modern hitman
>>739106604Why would 4chan worship of a mediocre looking 4 foot tall female with no tits?Oh... right...
>>739106679forgot to mention ive literally never watched a jamez bond movie before
>>739097341An accurate representation of the Yookay in current year.
