How to respond without looking like a creep?
>>739102384>Yes.
>>739102384Completely ignore the question
>hahaha whaaaat? haha
"I think you are very mature for your age and I would like to take this conversation to Discord"
>>739102384Publicly you decline politely, but privately just tell her you will only say no publicly to protect her. Then in private have a marriage ceremony and make her your wife. Years later you can keep it quiet and use a fake identity like Batman. Batman that has young pussy until he can't walk no more.
Of course but you need to ask me again when you're the empress
>>739102384Say I want to marry both so I don't have to turn down the kid, while at the same time I can show that I have a preference for hags too.
>>739102384>"Haha arent you a little bit too young for those sort of things?"
>>739102384She's fuckin 10 when this cutscene happens, if you say yes you're a creep for sure, but she should definitely know better too.
>>739102545creep unc vibe
>>739102384>Alright... I'll marry your mother.Also, I never bother with 2, but if they fucked up they should to the old>back from the future time shenanigansthat you eventually fuck up and have to sacrifice yourself to save her and her mother
>>739102384Careful /v/, your answer to this question deteremines if you can be a good father
>>739102494kek
>>739102587She's not my daughter though
>>739102557It's kind of creepy to imagine that saying yes insinuates something.Unless you are fat and bald, no one is going to take you seriously for saying yes just to make her happy in the moment.
>>739102384I don't give a fuck, I'm steampunk batman. I'll fuck that pre-teen pussy so good she'll literally skip school just to come get some before tea time.
What was the age of consent in 1850s england?
>>739102665didn't matter if you were of high class, still doesn't.
>>739102647I kneel
>>739102384>Say yes in the most repulsive, disgusting, and creepy way possible so the kid won't ever imagine about having relationship with an adultI'm the real hero in this thread
>>739102384>...Ummm, awkwarrrrd......
You laugh, say sure thing and then tell her to run along. It's not hard, you fucking autists. Have you not nieces or cousins you've had to interact with? I shudder to visualize you people interacting with children
>>739102384>How to respond without looking like a creep?*Instant loss baby making creampie mating press.*
>>739102678Still gotta ask her mother for her blessing, gotta respect the law
>>739102384M-M-Marry you? Guh....
>>739102384>WOOHOO FREE DAUGHTERWIFE
>>739102780shut up meg
>>739102780Most of the guys here would probably treat her very well, grognar chuds are a minority. The only thing your fellow anons are missing is a powerful family and money. There are guys like YOU right now, swimming in pre teen pussy because they can. They are laughing at your moral panic, that ultimately amounts to shitposting on 4chan. Wow!
It's even worse that it's her dad she's asking that.
I needed someone on 44chan to tell me she was his daughter. God im such a fucking retard.
>>739102824After shit kicks off the way it does, she will gladly pass her daughter off to Corvo. Just need to kill another high class noble and seize their wealth so her family can benefit from the marriage financially as well.
>>739102384Get on ground on all fours while screaming "FUCK YES"
>>739102860>your moral panicNigga I beat it to loli every day. I'm just proving how easy it is to come off normal without setting off any bells
>>739102864Yeah, its hot
Why did Corvo reply with "Too old."??
>Emily being Corvo's daughter supposed to be big unknown secret for everyone in the Empire >D2: lol we knew
>>739102864I was thinking of saying no until you told me that
>>739103098In D1 in high chaos route one of the nobles says it's an open secret
>>739103098It's an open secret, Corvo was the only man she was around and she never dated anyone then suddenly she's pregnant out of wedlock.
>>739102864It's not abnormal for little girls to want to marry their fathers. They don't know what sex is, so they think marriage is just what happens when a man and a woman love each other a lot and want to kiss and live with each other. Just say "sure, when you're older" and she'll buy it.
>>739102384>I... i uhm well uhm..>has panic attack>teleports away>spend the rest of life kicking myself, wishing I said yes
>>739102384No need to say anything, just carry her to your chambers and bed her.
hang pedos from every branch of every tree
>>739102384I bet Corvo likes to remind Emily of the time she said this
>>739103505you got weird christmas decorations anon
>>739103184>>739103197Open secret is D2 thing. D1 only mentions Emily being Corvo's daught in secret recording and High Chaos ending, when survived loyalist finally connected some dots. If you think about it, if loyalist knew about it then their betrayal plan would just fucking shatter, because they wouldn't possibly be able to control Emily after what they've done.
>>739102384Bend her over and give that brat some well-deserved correction
>>739103505so when do you start the party anon? Surely you weren't just waiting for someone else to do all the work right?
>>739103962there's nothing else like pussy that is obsessed with making you happy. You boys have no idea. Fuck these hyper vigilant no sex zoomers, they don't even get leftovers
Can't you guys be normal for once
I just finished this game for the first time. It's no fun on low chaos playthrough, just a shittier version of Thief. I felt like the verticality in level design made it so I never had to worry about guards spotting me since I could just occupy a place on a level above them. I mean in the Lord Regent level you can literally just blink your way onto a chandelier and stay above ground for most of the time, it's ridiculous
>>739104286D2 fixes most problems of the shitty AI, don't believe the retards that say it's worse than the first game.
>>739102384imagine her sitting on your lap and your boner pressing against her little rump
>>739102384this was a pretty common thing to joke about before the internet actually. it had no relation to pdfilia whatsoever.
>>739102384You tell her love is a fallacy and you're only interested in sharing intimate pleasure with 2 or more people at a time but you can see neither of them are ready for that, and maybe never will.
>>739102665None, age of consent laws aren't strictly enforced until the mid 1900s
>>739104363D2 AI is indeed better, but it has its quirks as well. You can basically daisy chain takedowns because guards will check up on missing guards.
Corvo should give Emily what she actually wants
>>739102384This is sexual harassment/mental rape btw. Children know exactly what they are doing when asking questions like this and know that it puts a man into an awkward position. Just because they're children doesn't mean they shouldn't be held responsible for harassment.
Honestly, the fact that I don't think(is it ever told?) corvo ever tells her he is her real dad(until the empress dies I guess) PLUS Corvo leaving for months on missions is giving her SEVERE daddy issues.
>>739102384"Yes"
How did most of /v/ become open pedophiles?
>>739102384Why are you wearing trousers as a a woman? Are you a whore?
>>739106703is it ok as long as we are in closet?
>>739104256
>>739106703Epstein won
daughterwife
>>739104256No
>>739104256This is my normal
>>739106852Nobody wears skirts in the game because I’m guessing there’d be clipping issues.
>>739105468Artist?
Considering that the devs were French and were inspired by Leon The Professional, was the pedo subtext intentional?
>>739102384Dishonored didn't quite scratch my Thief itch.
>>739102384Yes
>>739107401It’s not really trying to be the same thing so that’s understandable. It has more in common with Deus Ex than Thief.
>>739102384>Yeah, sure, kid. You say it like Dr. House
>>739106703>most>suddenly>out of 10!
Plot twist:Half of the incest posters itt are women lusting for a father figure to set them straight
>>739108014Nigga there are no women on the internet.
>>739102384>"Uhm well....*adjusts collar of his shirt* your mother is kinda old...."
>sneaks into your room while you are asleepWhat was her problem?
>>739102384You were always a kidder Emily.
>>739109852I guess I should play this game.
ask in 10 years.
>>739106703you say this like this website didnt have a lolicon board when it started. /v/ has always had a large base of pedophiles.
>>739102384No, I'm your father. That's right, I'm your biological father and your mother is already my woman. We can't get married for political reasons, but we're lovers. I love you both and will give my best to protect and provide for you, but we need to keep it a secret.
>>739102384Pick her up and shove your tongue down her throat.
>>739102780>Sees joke>Doesn't understand it's a joke>Takes it seriously>Responds to it seriously>Claims others are autistic Anon....
>>739102384i definitely wouldn't, look at those gross hands
>>739104256saar this is 4chan
For me, it's Cecelia
She is literally 10
>>739107636But then she'd get sad
>>739112290Out of 10!
>>739102384>>739109852Princess Emily's little white outfit is cute but she would be cuter if she was a boy
>>739102384You are 10 bust sizes below my needs little peasant.
>>739102384Run away so she won't see my boner
>>739102384Little girls can't consent or cum pedo get the ROPE
>>739102494This, tbqh
>>739113672Just because you don't manage to make them do either doesn't mean they can't, fagola.
>>739113672Skill issue
>>739102384>I want to fuck you in every room of your house so you no matter where you are, you’ll remember my dick
>>739102384Maybe, but lets wait until you're 18 first (most girls will have gotten over that puppy crush by then).
>>739113672>can't cum>t. never had a 4 yo girl tell you during kindergarten nap time that rubbing your pp feels good
>>739113672> get the ROPEEhh, i'm not into bondage play but if its necessary to make them cum then sure
>>739102384No way, fag.
>>73910266512
>>739102665>cucksent>in 1850
>>739102864She doesn't know Corvo's her dad at that point.
>no I'm too oldEasy
>>739102665No one gave a shit about aoc until it started being pushed by you know who
>>739113672pedos not only don't get the rope, they actually run the whole worldtrue story
>>739104363D2 is absolutely worse, pseud.
>>739102384of course you say yes, unless you want to offend herit's a kind of "dad, am i hot?" kind of situation, if you're having trouble just saying yes you're a fucking creep man
>>739104363It does so many things better expect the story and fumbles it so badly that it's a detriment to the overall game.
>>739102384>first time I've seen /v/ talk about this game at all>and it's pedo bait
