>you tend the fertile land that was own by you to produce enough food to feed an entire rural village>get told to leave because you did not want to get married with a girlHow is this allowed?
>>739143283If a respected and important part of the community doesn't marry, that's the community's fault.
They didn't really need a farmer, they needed a reproductive male because they are a dying town.
>>739143283>>739143491>They didn't really need a farmer, they needed a reproductive male because they are a dying town.This anon gets it. It was never about how good of a farmer you were, it was about how big of a cock you had.
For me, it's Karen.
>>739143283it's a funny failstate for sure but I kind of like the idea of a community game booting you out if you refuse to actually engage with the community.
>"Um, we wanted you to get married and---"OH SO I'LL SPEND ALL THIS TIME HOOKING UP WITH THE BINTS IN DOWN SHALL I?I'LL DO IT AFTER WATERING THE CROPSAND ITS LAMBING SEASON SO IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE GOT A FREE SECONDAND THE TRACTOR IS FUCKED AS WELL
>>739143691>it was about how big of a cock you had.Nah, it's about your ability to land a woman who will let you cum inside and then convince them that they should keep the baby, the size of your dick only plays a part at the beginning.
Restart and get kicked out again for trying to marry all of them.
>>739143283Bro, there are like 10 people in that village you better start fucking. I'll get started.
>Villager gives you golden lumber as thanks>Golden lumber doesn't decay>"Oh this is useful for my fences">If you use it everyone will hate you, including the person who gave it to youHarvest Moon deserves to stay dead.
>>739143283Being a bachelor in a town full of fertile young women is weird. They probably think you're gay.
>>739143283This ending is hilarious because the girl with the highest affection automatically confesses to you at the end of the game, and introducing yourself to a girl already gives you the bare minimum affection for her to confess at the end.So basically, to get this ending, you have spend 3 in-game years without ever talking to a girl.
>>739144197>>"Oh this is useful for my fences"You use a singular piece of wood as a fence?
>>739144402It takes many trees to make a forest.
i came to 4chan in 2003 because of hearing about someone drawing harvest moon 64 hentai on /h/
>>739143901>Nah, it's about your ability to land a woman who will let you cum insideYes exactly, cock size.
>>739143713For me? It's Elli.
Why do people argue so much over whether the N64, PS1, or GBA version of this game is the best? What is actually different between them?
>>739144374>This ending is hilarious because the girl with the highest affection automatically confesses to you at the end of the game, and introducing yourself to a girl already gives you the bare minimum affection for her to confess at the end.>So basically, to get this ending, you have spend 3 in-game years without ever talking to a girl.I don't think this is true.I kind of remember getting this ending as a kid because the game ended on year 3. And then my brother showed me once how to actually play and it was like>Waaaah? There's more than 3 years?!But point of the matter is I'm pretty sure I didn't go 3 years without talking to a girl even though I couldn't even read english back then.
>>739144715>What is actually different between them?the similarity is the summer season has regrowing crops, then that's about it
>>739144715The PS1 version (of BtN) is superior in every way, and were it not for me growing old and impatient I'd probably replay it.
>>739143283>>you tend the fertile land that was own by you to produce enough food to feed an entire rural villageNo, you didn't.>Ship at least 11 things, be it crops, eggs, milk, etc>Plant at least 101 seeds>Have 500+ affection with a girl (Note: The introduction alone for a girl gives you 2000. It's damn near impossible to not meet this requirement.)>Or...>Be married>No other requirements
>>739143283>>739143713>>739144124Me and my sister played this game and I would copy her save data so I could sell her livestock en mass so I could fund Karen's alcoholism.
>>739144715Isn't PS1 and GBA basically the same FoMT?
You can tell that libertarians made this game, conservatives would've never made such a fucking rugpull dogshit mechanic.
>>739144931I appreciate trying to make best girl happy.
>>739143283This is actually a good thing. Men are not supposed to stay bachelors.
>>739144776There's a actually a few more requirements but they are all really easy.>ship at least 11 items (you can do this in one day)>plant at least 101 individual crops (doesn't take that long, each bag is already 9 crops)>have at least 500 affection with one girl (which again, the introduction is enough to get that)
>>739144715because the gba players are RETARDED
>>739144856I mean alright, what is actually different then? They have the same town and characters as far I as can tell.
>>739144715n64 and btn are different games using the same character sprites btn has some QoL improvements from n64 (namely being able to take things out of your backpack without opening the pause menu)GBA is the ps1 game but with different graphics and a handful of missing things
>>739143283Social recluses in the countryside are unironically weirdos who should get kicked out from their communities, most of the time they end up being actual threats.I can understand anons ending up as lonely incels in a city, but you would have to be an actual freak to end up like that in a rural community, if you spent years living in a village without getting even remotely close to any other person there anyone would think of you as a dangerous weirdo.
>>739143283Notice the giant nose?
>>739145067>Busy farming>Tending to my field>Harvesting my crops>Feeding my animals>That blonde girl I talked to once 3 years ago comes up>Hey, I think we should get married RIGHT NOW
>>739145067There's no WAY that's true. I played it for the first time when I was 8 and couldn't speak english but there's no way in all of damnation I didn't do all 3 of those.
>>739145382>most of the time they end up being actual threats.My source: It was real in my mind
>>739145047>you MUST suffer to appease holes
>>739145382Who the fuck wants the threat to live in a crowded stressful area of targets? They should get sent to exile land where the government doesn't bother them after they become self-sustaining.
You wouldn't massacre your entire farm just to fuck her, would you?
>>739143283Their no-singles policy has been a tradition for generations.
>>739144715Mechnically BTN is superior but 64 has a better overall vibe and atmosphere. FoMT is basically BTN. I also prefer the girls in 64, much better jobs and personalities.
>>739146730Will she help make up for the monetary loss later?
>>739143394This. Women owe me sex. Where's my complimentary farm girl.
>>739146917Is Karen still an alcoholic in 64?
>>739146928Probably not
>>739147098Well then I shant be plowing those fields sir. Good day.
>>739147026She's arguably even more alcoholic in 64.
>>739146730Isn't the one game where you have to do that to marry her actually bugged in English and one of the requirements just doesn't count so you can't anyway?I did marry her in a number of other games though
>>739147262Hell yeah, time to get an N64 emulator going
>>739145586>MAMAFUCKER GET OUT A HERE AND HAVE A SEX RIGHT A NOW OR IT'S A SO LONG GAY BOWSER FOR YOU
>>739143283>the town decided as a collective to kick you out of your highly profitable farmhow do you respond without immediately escalating to hiring mercenaries to avoid being necklaced by angry townies?
>>739143491>>739143691They should have just hired Kai to stay. Can't beat the BKC.
You can stay if you're a farmcel. I think there's like thre different requirements you can hit: Ship X amount of produce, make enough friends with the villagers or get married.>>739144715N64 is the "original" version of the game and is significantly different. The GBA version is more or less a pot of the PS1 version with scaled back graphics and a little bit of extra content. The N64 version is much fatser paced day to day than PS1/GBA which is more leisurely. Both games have the same characters, but they have different personalities and relationships with each other. Like Karen >>739144124here in the N64 version is like a troubled, flighty girl who hates her family and wants to run away from the village. In the PS1/GBA version she's more of a mature big sisterly type and has a good relationship with her parents. Characters who are brother and sister or parent and child in the 64 version can be totally unrelated in PS1/GBA. N64 generally has a slightly darker tone to it than PS1/GBA.
>>739144715i never played n64 but i read the ps1 version had more content overall. i believe the gba and remake was modeled off the ps1 version. some people really love the n64 version though and its probably because thats the version they played.
>>739145067What about rivals? Won't they take all the girls?
>>739147542Nope. Those have requirements that you have to go out of your way to trigger.
>>739146937What fetish or keyword do I google to find more videos like this? The implication does things to my brain I cannot put into words.
>>739143283Do you think god will punish me for never having a gf
>>739143283>buy ticket to show>can't because only couples allowedThis is kinda ableist really. You think just anyone can find a person to go with them?
>>739143283he also gets mad as fuck if you build things out of gold lumber
best farming game that emulates the most authentic and happy relationship with a gf/wife?
>>739143283Don't you have to fail to make any friends for this ending too?
>>739145067Yeah, but affection can decay through littering (tossing out items on the ground). When I first played FoMT as a 9 year old kid I used to pick up and toss weeds at the farm to clean the field instead of using the sickle and wondered why I keep having black heart with Popuri despite giving her gifts everyday. And first game in the series that let you put shit on the ground without destroying it wasn't even HM, but Rune Factory Frontier on Wii, if I am correct.
>>739147834buy 3 tickets instead and seat alone knowing that some couple couldn't assist because of you
>>739146730I'm pretty sure you can marry her without killing your animals in SI and ANB, where she is best or second best girl. There is no reason to marry her in DS, everyone should be marrying Lumina instead (and cucking Rock) in that one.
>>739147959The affection can only decay if you let an animal die or you litter, although IIRC it only decays if you litter in the town area. Your farm and the woods area are completely fine to litter.
>>739145382>Orwelian small town inbred petty toxic hivesWhat sector of life would suffer if we carpet bomb them all?
>>739148267Orwelian small towns/vilages
Whrn I was a kid I always thought Jeff was Ellie's father in 64 and that Elen was his mother in law.>mfw they get married
>>739147834>Finally manage to get a date>At long last I can buy two reserve aisle seats for row F>Now me and my date have to sit on opposite endsLife's tough...
>>739147851They pretty much all end and your wife becomes glorified furniture after you get married
>>739149778Just like real life!
>>739147521Didn't the series creator hated the PS1 version because it wasn't depressing like N64?
>>739149778nah karen picks up eggs and drops them
>>739150485I dunno, the winter theme was pretty depressing. Albeit the word I'd use is "melancholy" which many people would compare to depression.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQpbXAmRMqA
>>739144580You can lie about your cock size up until the last second, and if it's dark then you can keep lying if you play it right.
>>739150991Wait really?
lol
>>739143283Isn’t it implied that your dog mauls him to death in this ending? Maybe you go on to massacre the village afterwards
>>739143713Popuribecause I'm a pinkophile
>>739151097yesthe other waifus have different behavior I think karens the only one the drops them but i've never met anyone who married mariathere was a rumor that popuri would water your flowers but ive never confirmed
>>739151350That's crazy, I married her several times and never once noticed it. I'm guessing you gotta stand around doing nothing till it happens.
>>739151503it doesnt actually show her doing it, when you talk to her in the morning she'll tell you that she did it, and all your eggs will have already been put in the shipping bin even if you wanna cook with one
>>739143713I love pink girls
Are we going to get more Harvest Moon remakes under the Story of Seasons branding? I’d take a remake of Magical Melody, DS, or Tale of Two Towns.
>>739151350Karen does eggs and drops them (though I don't believe you actually lose money, knowing 64 its a glitch)Maria does eggs and weedsAnn can feed animals and do eggsEllie does eggsPopouri can water (she does a bad job, and its only outside)
>>739145382Young people normally leave for the opposite reason though. usually the choices of a wife are either taken or the town bicycle
>>739152334>Popouri can water (she does a bad job, and its only outside) Waterworks wife.
>>739146730Do be you really love a woman if you're not willing to offer a blood sacrifice to her dark gods in your quaint rustic farming simulator game?
Post themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNWBYDrsDj4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUlR8P6Fvohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx7oQqcsb0Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OwuAsdZZIMDS had a really nice ost, very RF-like, no idea why summer sounds like a renaissance fair though.
>>739146937They will just force the fat girl on you and you will complain.
>>739143283The farm fell into disrepair in the first place because your dad didn't inherit itWhy would they let the same thing play out a second time? if you arent going to put roots down then they need to find someone else
>>739151180she almost certainly has syphilis
I want to play this game, but do I really have to do everything in a two year cycle?
>>739154505Mind your own fucking business Mayor!
>>739143491exactly. OP needs to realize the HM games are based on Japan socioeconomic means. Japan in need of reproductive males is why theyre importing so many Nigerian and Hindu migrant workers to backbone their failing birth rates
>>739154505This was always retarded.
>>739145382>You did nothing wrong>In fact you worked hard>BUT someday you might do something bad>So we're gonna steal the land you own and worked on for yearsYeah no shit, do something like this to a normal person and the village would be remove from the map
You have to really, really fuck up to get that ending. Either by never talking to a single bachelorette once in an entire year or by killing your animals too much.
>>739154505>Villagers give you perfect material that doesn't decay>somehow, you, the guy who work super hard, shouldn't use the perfect material they gifted you cause???
>>739147354other than bribery probably nothing
>>739147354That ending doesn't happen if you have even a mildly profitable farm
>>739147851Animal Parade probably.
>>739147851Rune Factory 4 because of the insane amount of dialogue.
>>739143283>>739154505I don't remember the mayor ever being this mean in these games. What the fuck is this guy's problem?
>>739143713I think she has a thing for dogs as why else would she pink so quickly from spamming it on her?
>>739154203Syphilis? why so? maybe salmonella
>>739143283>mayor asks you to leave because you didn't get married within a certain amount of time>hole up in your farm with guns and ammo>shoot the mayor when he comes to your home to try and evict you>have a standoff that escalates into the anime farming sim version of waco
>>739143713I concur
>>739156451How many kills to make your gun gold?
>>739147279Yeah. I had that copy. Harvest Goddess was inaccessible too, since some items were unobtainable because Natsume fucked up the localization so bad. If you used the harvest sprites to fish in winter, you'd end up with max cash. However, regardless of whether or not you did any of this, randomly your save file would corrupt and you'd have to start from the beginning.
>>739154505This is lame af, but from what i remember you could make a fence from stones and only needed to fix it after storms. Golden lumber could be sold for alot of money.
>>739145382Umpromted projection on your end but okay
>>739144715GBA is a port of the PS1 with extra content so that causes bitching over whether the extra content is worth the downgrade in graphics, controls, sound, etc.N64 was the 'original' in the sense that the PS1 version reused the character models and etc., but it is worse in almost every respect aside from the fact that it has a darker tone
>>739156563Me too. I ended up marrying Keira once I found out about the glitches on fogu.
>>739143283>you tend the firtile womb that is owned by your wife to produce enough offspring to populate an entire rural village>get told to leave because you're too much of a chad
>>739143491The town is dying so they close down a very successful farm that's bringing in new business?
>>739156451I would love to see how the villagers react to this.
>>739158560once again, you can't get that ending if you make even a little bit of money (selling more than 11 items)
i can't tell if this is a nigger blindly following the>"make bad shitty argument thread to talk about game"or some faggot that just doesn't like the game at all and wants to poison talking about the series
>>739156740I always did that in FoMT.
>>739143283>0 faggotry whatsoever>Marry and reproduce, have a nuclear family, or gtfo of our townLiterally the most based farmsim ever made.
>>739159186I am very sure the op is using bait. If he made an honest thread about Harvest moon, it would have archived by now.
>>739159513sad but truea shame that the /vrpg/ thread finally died
>>739143713>tfw can't have harem route
>>739158372If you try that with the town alcoholic, your repopulated village is gonna end up looking like this
>>739160641Go play Space Paws of you want a Harem route.
I miss when the character in the series is descendant of each other who somehow resembles each other very much and even shares the name.
>>739143491So give me my harem, Mayer! I'm not doing all this work for 1 girl.
>>739160721No, I want Harvest Moon
>>739143283Your grandpa literally made a promise with the mayor that his chud city slicker grandson would fit in with the town.
>>739156451>anime farming sim version of wacoThere's no women or children to burn alive though.
>>739143713You just HAD to remind me, huh? Fuck remakes.
>>739160998There's this at leasthttps://www.nexusmods.com/storyofseasonsfriendsofmineraltown/mods/9There's also one that uses the old sprites wholesale too
I only had a wonderful life growing up, and while I liked it and got married I don't think I ever beat it. It was just so barebones. There were a bunch of areas that were never even used really
>>739160998This remind mehttps://youtu.be/t5Cysjknydc?si=CnYWAaNTWnUK-ieT
>>739160673FAS is a made up affliction used by westoids to mock Russians There’ve been dozens of studies showing the ethnic groups with the highest IQs also have the highest incidences of alcoholism
>>739161501>I only had a wonderful life growing up, and while I liked it and got married I don't think I ever beat itWithout proper capitalization and context, this is a really funny sentence.
