I don't get it
>>739144017you're low iq
>>739144125>>>/d/11463094
>>739144017>I don't get itYou should save up some money to buy it, its a good game
It's just FF8 French Edition.
>>739144017Then watch the reveal trailerA lot of people play this and they're like "oh my god what's going on? who's the paintress? what's the gommage? Mommy help me I'm lost in the Walmart aisles!"But it was never supposed to be a mystery, you were supposed to just read the synopsis or watch the trailer BEFORE playing
>>739144017That's ok it's a Fake game
>>739144017have u tried pressing ALT+F4?
>>739144017E33 a shit
>>739144017It was bland astroturfed garbage
>>739144017What is your phenotype?
>>739144125Papa wouldn't get how important my minecraft village is.
>>739145513Kshatriya.
>>739145513schizophrenic
Decent game that is a masterpiece for those who come after playing only cs/dota/siege/fifa
>>739144017That's because you actually play video games and most likely have played more than 5 JRPGs. And you're white.
>>739144017Yeah me neither. Has the same exact flaws as FF13 (linear dungeons, lack of towns, a clunky attempt to bring action into turn based combat, messy story that retcons itself over and over again until nothing is left of the original premise) but that one is considered a legendary lolcow and this is a masterpiece apparently. I dunno, I think people just REALLY like parries
>>739144017Basically, Lune's feet. Hope that helps.
>>739145965>for those who come after:O
>>739144017Spiritually brown game.
>>739146997This but unironically.
>good combat>good music>good story>sexy charactersif you don't get it you are just underage
>>739144067midwit game
>>739145965Name a better game
>>739144017It's a White thing. Don't try too much to get it if you aren't.
>>739146127>but that one is considered a legendary lolcowNope. Most people actually like it.
combat sucks, enemies suck, world map sucks, literally the only thing good about this game are the characters and story.
>>739144017Its "Woman Moment" the game.Painted Verso and the Canvas are trapped in perpetual suffering because his mom and sister can't get over that the real Verso died.They push a "my body my choice" reasoning despite the fact that Painted Verso would very much like to die but is constantly denied because that would make his mom and sister sad.
>>739144017I wouldn't expect a jeet to understand peak cinema
>>739148012Kek
whats the 33 mean?
>>739147560my criticism of e33 would be lack of dialogue between characters that establishes a fun/interesting party dynamic, boring exploration, the locations look good, but they're empty. Combat is nice, story is decent.By that logic I should list games that are better in some aspects than e33. When it comes to exploration I would note that I would rather have close to 0 of that aspect in my game if it's done poorly. I will name 3 games that come to mind one of them is a modern one. Chrono triggerYakuza 7Radiant Historia I'd say that one of the key aspects at which e33 fails for me is the relationship dynamics between party members, during act 1 there was very little dialogue to set them up and later on the game was just too focused on 3 characters. All in all almost all popular jrpgs do a better job at this than e33.
>>739144760are you brown?
>>739148254It's the 33rd game in the series
>>739144017Whiteness test failed.
>>739148790You can retake it later.
>>739148464>there was very little dialogue to set them up and later on the game was just too focused on 3 charactersThis is an insane take, you could only get this impression if you went straight to the campfire to immediately end each camp
>>739148862There are all in all 4-5 camps in act1? and each camp you exchange 3-4 lines of dialogue from gustav's side and the party member you're interacting with. This gives you overall idea about Gustave's relationship with them, but no ideas about relationships ur party members have between each other and CMON there's so little fucking dialogue in camps, there's very little characterizing dialogue that would let you know that in this situation this character would do this and that and other nuances that just aren't there.
>>739148620Nope. 100% pure Bavarian phenotype
>>739149024Most communication is non-verbal. A tone of voice, a gesture, a facial expressionThere is a MASSIVE amount of inter-character communication in E33. I think you didn't pick up on it because you have autism.Let me guess, you're a Metaphor fan?
>>739144017It's garbage.
>>739144531I’m not sure what I expected.
>>739148012Ironically making his body someone else’s choice removing agency from him. He’s quite upset by this, and would prefer to stop existing altogether.
>>739145786To Maelle ending fans, why pick that ending? It's framed as almost sinsiter
>>739144125Kek. Maelle moment.
>>739149483NTA but most pick it because they priortize in-universe morality (saving a world and its people) over narrative cohesion.They deeply resent Verso and his role in the plot and so want to make him/the painter in general suffer.Or they are doomers who treat Alicia as "literally them" and think tis better for her to die in the painting than live outside of it.
>>739147560
>>739149178Are we being serious? when you play e33 you get the idea of what is happening between the characters, but not them partaking in much activities between each other, this just isn't really fun for me. If the story relies mostly on you picturing what is happening between the characters I want more things to infer on what's happening between them in a physical way(like events), otherwise everything just lacks flavor.
>>739149483>why pick that endingBecause it's the most kino one. It makes the story a full-blown tragedy as Alicia replaces her mom as painting's coper in chief. And a new version of Verso is being forced to playact the pantomime all over again as he watches her rot in her own idyllic delusion (unless it's the same Verso, I don't know if he still gets reborn after being vaporized in the core of the painting with the same memories and whatnot).The "good" ending is too balmy, aside from the deadass stare of the Luna, it has no punch. A Life to Paint reminds me of Sunset Boulevard. And just like it wouldn't be a good movie if Norma snapped out of her delusion by the end of it, the same goes for E33.
>>739144017Babby's first Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep derivative
>>739149483Because Verso deserves to suffer for sacrificing his life to save Alicia's. Verso was Aline's favorite child, how could he abandon her?
>>739149483Because why not? What makes her life out of the painting more real than her life inside? If I were her, I'd rather live as a god inside the painting with all my friends, than deal with whatever happens outside, especially with a burnt face.
>>739150064And miss out on becoming a real-life superhero?
>>739144125No. Touch some fucking real grass, you mute crispy bitch.
>>739146301Hundreds of young painters succumb to painted creatures like her without anyone to save them and pull them out of their painted worlds.
>>739144017You are probably an Anglo.This is a French game.
>>739150489>It plays piano like Verso always WANTED, or else it gets the hose again...
i fucking hate this blurry ue5 sloppy mess with garbage lumen "lighting" and slop hairugly as fuck
>>739151023E33 would benefit from a watercolor artstyle but then nobody would play it.
>>739151157are you implying that the ue5 sloppy blurry mess is what attracted people to this game?
is this really happening? tell me it isn't. please, tell me anons aren't STILL, STILLLLL seething about this game. just please, i'm fucking begging you, lie to me if you have to.
>>739149483I picked it first because it was obviously supposed to be the "bad" one and I wanted to see where they were going with it. I was not disappointed.
>>739150012It's the same Verso. You can tell he's fucking pissed about the whole affair. Not only is she keeping him alive against his will, not only is she completely spitting in the face of IRL Verso's sacrifice, but she also had the audacity to erase the scars that he intentionally kept intact.>>739149483I had hope that she had the capacity for moderation. Would it really be that hard for her to just dip out every so often? With the variation in time flow, she'd have practically no risk while everyone can live their lives regardless if she's visiting or not. God forbid she just spend a couple hours IRL time every few days, then pop out for normie life.
>>739150858The jumpscare after this was damn chilling. I appreciate they even got the detail of her missing eye
Clea did nothing wrong
I like the photo mode. I wish more games would be this ballsy with handing over full camera control to the player.
>>739154230The only thing she did wrong is not be acutally real so I can marry her and put babies inside of her.
>>739154953photo mode is truly kino
Sciel is such a cutie. I love her expressions and animations.
>>739156398>so my husband and kid are coming back to life>wanna have sex again?Sciel is a dumb whore.
>>739156715Dude's still dead and there's no guarantee that Maelle could bring him back proper, since she's probably never met the guy. For all we know, the guy was partially lobotomized
>>739156812>oh my god, my husband I won't shut up about can come back to life>but maybe the demi-god will fuck it up somehow>let's have sex just in caseAre you just a retarded simp or an ardent defender of all the bad writing in the game?
>>739156715i dont remember this line.
>>739154230She was kinda cold towards Alicia.
>>739157003Not everyone has the same prudish views on sex. They are French, after all.
>>739158870>prudishAre the posters so desperate to call everyone a puritan really so far gone that they're trying to paint not wanting to have sex with people other than your spouse as prudish behavior? Or is this just mocking the French since they're all whores?
>>739156398>>739158870They clearly made that dress with Lune in mind. Sciel can't pull it off.
I really fucking hated the scaling and pacing of act 3 mancompletely killed my experience>inb4 you should just rush renoir instead of sidequestingno thats gay
>>739149483Because I didn't understand what was happening when Act 3 started since all the family lore is spread out and esoteric.I still wanted to avenge Gustave, so fuck the family.In a story where the Lumerians are at the mercy of these godly painter people, I think it's right that the people of Lumiere beat them.
>>739159146>that they're trying to paint not wanting to have sex with people other than your spouse as prudish behavior?It's normal to want to have sex with more than one person. Most simply bury those desires to maintain exclusivity. Pierre is dead. He's been dead a damn long time. She's grieved and moved on. Being aware that her long dead husband can possibly revived isn't something that hits all at once. She's already fucked Verso. They have a relationship, even if it's just a frens w/ bens type deal. It is reasonable for them to have a final fuck as they break things off.Yes your view is prudish. The french invented the word to describe the squeamish ninnies that couldn't grasp the complexities of sexuality.>>739159339I strongly disagree. Sciel looks vastly more beautiful in the dress.
>>739144017You’re not a pedophile
>>739149670>>739148464>SegAtlustroon>FalcomtroonWhy are you always so predictable
>>739159380It does make sense in the grand scheme of things and it would be far more jarring if he actually was much of a challenge at that point. Renoir was always weaker than Aline, hence why they were stuck in a stalemate so long even with Clea helping him out.It's pretty funny that the one character with the highest body count and most fucked up actions doesn't even get a boss fight in the game. She's already dipped out and there's fuck all you can do to stop her.
>>739147532if only you were that smart
>>739159146>incel meltdownEmbarrassing
>>739149483Spite towards the devs for the shitty plot twist. I don't give a fuck about this frog family, I came to rid the world of the Paintress and go back home with my friends, that's it, that's the game.
>thread #10000000>still no gameplay>but le epic maymay funny face lolllwhat are you guys afraid of?
>>739159380Honestly, skipping side quests wouldn't have helped either. They simply didn't play test Act 3.
>>739161028Sorry. I never got into video recording. I just took screenshots during random shit. It plays like a JRPG with action commands. When the enemy attacks you, you can dodge, parry, or jump. The parries are designed in such a way as to shoot pure dopamine into your brain when you land them.
Game environments just looks like AI
>>739161028
>>739162576Now that's some awful reaction time
>>739144017painted niggas
>>739149483Because I think Verso's ending isn't solving anything. It's a very easy, copout solution to a very complex problem.The painting is destroyed, even though the painting wasn't a problem to begin with and Alicia is told to get over her disability and apparently this all works and now they are all a one happy family. No acknowledgement of Alicia still being a miserable cripple, no acknowledgment of her mother still hating her, no acknowledgment of her sister wanting to go to a fucking war for no reason.I call bullshit.
>>739144017
Gestral Beach
>>739164996that's even more the case with Maelle's ending because if Maelle is still in the canvas it's hard to imagine Renoir and Clea not trying to drag her out, and Aline might want in or to pull Maelle out too depending on her mental state. so it's almost like we're back at square 1 and another shattering is inevitable. and the painting does feel like a problem because it's addictive, Maelle has to lie to Renoir that she'll use it responsibility even though she never intends to "wake up" and would gladly waste away while her real family are in a war
>publicly admitting to being nonwhiteThat's awfully grim, Ramesh.
>>739144017It was made with AI. By developers that claim AI will doom us all.
>>739165214Honestly, I am not saying Maelle's ending is any better. I just picked it out of sheer spite, because at some point, the game REALLY started taking Verso's side. And for me his solution was ridiculous and benefitted nobody except Verso himself.
>>739164996>apparently this all works and now they are all a one happy family.That's not my impression at all. Clea is still going to war, Alicias future is just as uncertain as before, and we don't know if Aline has forgiven her(probably not seeing how Alicia was left alone at the end of the cinematic).
>>739163073My pictos are too strong for you expeditoner
>Big sprawling fantasy narrative with some genuinely unique and fun characters>Literal last hour of the game lamp shade all of that with an entirely different backstory>Also involve a /lit/ vs /art/ racewar I just genuinely don't know why they'd decide to shove that it other than 3deep5you bullshit.Feels like something you'd pull in a season 3-4 spin off of a middling preforming scifi original tv show.
>>739165426>Clea is still going to warI would love to see how much success Renoir is going to have trying to convince fucking Clea to give up on her vendetta, given that he wasn't able to talk down Alicia, who is a shy wallflower. Because surely, going into a war is what the grieving family now needs.That's my issue with Verso's ending. This family is borderline dysfunctional, I don't think Alicia is going to find much happiness there.
You have to be white.
>>739168420:(
>>739144017Lune sex.
>>739144017"La'passant et la croissont, le imblecil"Or something like that, I don't speak surrenderese.
>>739144017Normies are easily influenced cattle and paid shill campaigns work
>>739168913I don't know, Square Enix is still trying and failing to sell them Rebirth.
>>739165681>This family is borderline dysfunctional>borderlineMJ had a more stable family life.
>aliciafags
>>739146301>>739159339>>739168620
The characters in this game were pretty boring, the overall plot was more interesting than other jrpgs
>>739144017it's FF if it continued past the PS1
>>739144017Family starts playing in a creative mode Minecraft server, Dad thinks it's too cringe and causing everyone brainrot so he starts demolishing everything.That's it.
>>739144017it's a beautiful game, anon
>>739144017Marche was right, again.
>>739144760When I played the game, I half expected "Paintress" to be a play on words where Pain-tress is the actual title or at least an equivalent one. But i guess it only really works in English anyway.
>>739173165>he thinks the baguette outfits were just throwaway gags
>>739148464>Chrono triggeri tried this recently but walking around meaninglessly while talking to pokemon npc's was too boring so i uninstalled.E33 is instantly interesting
>>739149846>muh charactersare way jarpigs are such a shit and stagnant genre, no one wants to read through mountains and mountains of cringe """"humour" and flavor text, i want more combat and half of the my party to die in hype moments
>>739161497the playtesters were retards who only spammed base attacks most likely because they have never played a game like this before, enemies have way too little health on expeditioner difficulty if you can read what the pictos do
>>739173803
>>739173994no, i don't need the friendsim autism with the typical anime archetypes, only the combat and world exploration
>>739174130Friendsim autism died with Gustave, the real game with exploration and S rank aurafarming begins with Verso!
>>739144017That is because you are not a soi pilled liberal millennial with a soijack faceThis game was not made for you, but for a fellow millennial faggots
Me neither. I played for a few hours and I couldn't believe a game with dialogue that bad could be so lauded as a masterpiece. It reads like a D-tier teen fantasy show. And the combat is just parry to win.
>>739144017I think the game needed more settlements and sidequests, or at least more NPCs to make you give more shit about the worldYou traverse through a monster filled wasteland for 90% of game so it wasn't that hard of a decision to nuke the painting
>>739174453I agree with the settlements/sidequests but it was also a relatively small team, i'm hopeful that they can do better with their next game. Or maybe the massive success will fuck them up, that happens a lot too.
>>739159548So the former then. Got it.
>>739174205>look for a new game>assault people with my schizobabble>they carefully retreat>I continue being a schizowhat a story, Mark
>>739159548>She's grieved and moved on.>can possibly revived >isn't something that hits all at onceNone of these things are true and I'm convinced you're trolling as opposed to not actually having played the game and being this much of a massive faggot.
>>739174453The problem with the big decision is that, when we're asked to choose, literally everybody in Lumière is already dead. You're not preventing their death or saving them, you're just trusting that Alicia, a subpar Paintress, can revive everyone, even though she had a hard time reviving two persons that she's known closely for years.
>>739161750Probably my favorite track from the game comes from that fight.
>>739176082>they've already been raped, so just let them rape the corpses tooNot a good argument.
>>739149483some normalfags just think ugly people can't be evil so they believe every lie maelle tells.
>>739175127You're just an autist with no emotional intelligence and a complete lack of sexual experience.
>>739144017not only is the game terrible, the character are ugly as fuck too. People got excited over these ugly ass asian bitch with shitty tatoos? LMAO.ANd dont even let me bring up that ugly pajeeta.
>>739176621I already said that you getting objective details about the game incorrectly made it clear you're trolling. No need to try to make E33fags look worse than they already do.
>>739176898So you're telling me that if your wife had been dead and gone for 6 years, you've made your piece and moved on and have been fucking a chick you've been adventuring with for weeks/months, then find out that you might be able to bring your wife back, you wouldn't do the adventure chick the courtesy of a goodbye fuck?
>>739177129>So you're telling me thatNo, I'm not playing along with your irrelevant hypothetical. I'm telling you that you're getting black and white facts about the game wrong. There's nothing else to argue about here because the picture you're painting does not apply as an analogy. Try again. You can have another reply when you stop lying about things like Sciel having moved on, there being doubt in Maelle's ability, or the reality of it all setting in within one cutscene for Sciel.
>>739176763seething brown pedophile
>>739144017the whims of gods trample the peopleit's pretty straightforward
>>739154230> Genocides Lumerians, Grandis, Gestrals.> Turns her painted self into a slave. Turns her painted self's boyfriend into a pawn.> Abandons her childhood friend.
>>739159846Aline is an impressionist. Her creations closely imitate their real counterparts.Renoir is an expressionist. His creations are expressions of emotions and concepts (the Axons).
>>739146301Lune is so sexy both visually and in personality.I want to get into Lune's brain Lune should have been the leader post-Gustave
> Child creates innocent world.> Adults enter the child's world.> Adults turn it into a hellscape.
>>739177741total adult death
>>739176082Alicia can probably only create vague approximations of the Lumerians.She probably can't free the Nevrons either.The ideal solution would be Aline and Alicia leave the painting forever, and in return Renoir leaves the painting be and let's the painted people live on.
>>739154230it's fascinating how much we can infer about Clea despite her actually being in the game for all of maybe three minutes
I wish more girls dressed in Clea's style. Overalls with loose-fitted shirts are pure sexo
>>739177741>This Land is Peaceful, its Inhabitants Kind
They shouldve added some markers that show what is the level of enemies in levels playing through act 3 is impossible, you just keep running into enemies lvl 90 without chance to level up to that lvl because everything one shots you so you have to desperetly find the zone at your level for hours Just give me info what lvls are enemies/bosses without it being such a pain in the ass
>>739146997https://youtu.be/JuRhL6rafNo
>>739149483Because she cant keep things going for long, what they need is just a bit of time.Nothing excuse Verso behavior
>>739172605Based.
>>739177962Somehow I feel that if Gustave had been there, he could have made this deal work. But Verso let him die because retardation.
>>739178575Aren't high level areas literally glowing red with a warning?
>>739173625
>>739149483Destroying the Canvas was an extreme solution to an issue of personal responsibility. Even if you place no value on the lives of the Lumierans, the Canvas itself was something Meat Verso treasured and was worth preserving to honour him.Alicia deserved an opportunity to show some personal growth, either by honouring Painted Verso's wish to die or by voluntarily leaving the Canvas. She doesn't and is now cursed to live out her life in a world where she doesn't speak in parentheses, her parents can reflect on how poorly they raised her, and I get to stop playing this game. Everyone wins.
it flopped
>>739182264>boring kiddyslop is actually for boomersmaybe when they were 6 years old, they probably just cringe now when they play the typical jarpig
It's an allegory for grief.
>>739183697you must be 18 to post on this website. come back in 10 years
>>739149670based af
>>739184428https://youtu.be/JuRhL6rafNo
>>739144017French people are always wrong and the villians
