your mom posed nude for my painting
>>739144025Maybe we should bring back poser-core
>>739144025Where's shadow of the colossus?
>>739144025Deus ex 1, a game for posers shilled by posers, played for 50 minutes by said posers
Posers frame certain games they dont like as "poser-core" so they can push the real poserslop as hidden masterpieces
>>739144025this image is older than most of the posters on this board
nu-Poser Core
>>739144434No has played any of these exceot for battlefront
>>739144025This posercore thing is so old that posers have latched on to different titles cause of it
>>739144025I will never blink at anyone with RE4 in their 8x1+1. It was very playable then, it's very playable now and it was highly playable in between.
>>739144405Newfag, this is not the original image
>>739144581This, as an actual poser heres what I put on my lists nowadays
>>739144628yeah no shit the original images is fucking anime shit like mushishi and welcome to the nhk and shit the edited /v/ version is still just as old
>>739144597I mean the whole reason games become famous is cause people played them. It's not my fault I was there.
>>739144025
>>739144752Revved-core
>>739144517That's why no one has called it out for being a poser grid
a more interesting premise would be a 3x3 of "Games you actually enjoy playing regularly" rather than vague "favourites" including games you played 10 years ago and will probably never touch again
>>739144025Fun fact: this meme was made by digibro who is now a troon.
>>739144517wtf you mean no one has place ace combat 4 that shit sold the most out of all ace combats on ps2
I'd probably replace SH2 with 1 or 3. RE3 maybe above RE1 Remake. Onimusha over God Hand, maybe Parasite Eve.
>>739144841There's really nothing wrong with "favorites" People can interpret that however they want, including "favorite games I've played recently"
>>739144873Haha what a retard.
>>739145009sure i just think it would be more interesting to see which games are engaging enough to keep people coming back to them
>>739144873God struck him down for insulting DEEP anime fans.
>>739144025At the very leastNew Vegas RE1 RemakeDark Souls 1Are pretty easy to get into games that appeal to very vide audiences. If this is your "poser" core then you're probably underage brown gachatrannoid.
>>739145181I tend to think that's what favorites are. And it's not necessarily the most recent thing, either to come out or that you've most recently played. I play a lot shit games
>>739144841Good idea, i'll start, notice this is true for generally most metroidvanias or rogue lites
>>739145234>glazing new vegas while calling others troonsIRONYYYYY
>>739144025I've played ever game here except God Hand because I'm not a poser. Nobody played God Hand.
>>739144025The point of this image isn't that the games are bad. It's that you have no personality and are just trying to fit in with a shitty online "community".
>>739144841>Games you actually enjoy playing regularly" rather than vague "favourites" including games you played 10 years ago and will probably never touch againThere is an interstice between games you regularly go back to and vidya you drop and decide to give a second chance to year later
>I like (popular game)>NO YOU DON'T, YOU'RE A POSER AND ALSO THAT GAME IS A JRPG WHICH MEANS IT HAS ZERO GAMEPLAY AND IS IDENTICAL TO MODERN DAY WALKING SIMSI've been seeing this a lot lately. Why do shills need to tear other games down?
>>739145907bro that's just 4chan
3x3 threads are for narcissists anyway
>>739145907See>>739145676
>>739145420only bottom row is good
>>739144025why would you refit this image with all the games that were already drawn in the original?>planescape's missingso you're a pretentious redditor
>>739146412You can post your own grid too you know
>>739145565>pc new vegasyea that's trooncore, real niggas played new vegas on console
>>739144025>youre a poser if you like things other people also like Fuck sake go back to class man this grade school bullshit is exhausting
>>739144025>is that someone who likes a classic, well regarded thing?>they better rethink that with haste!
>people play these games I am currently insulting in order to avoid being insulted for their tasteThe fuck is even going through you people's heads?
Normalfag thread
Soý hand posers aren't taking the critique well
>>739144025Uncslop
>>739144667Reddit Stories and Little Cuck's Story are underrated games they're not popular like the other games in your list attacting hordes of posers
>>739144025this pic is so funny, you feel the seethe from the retard who made itSorry, DMC 3 is still the best button masher (or whatever faggot terminology its been used this week) ever made, MGS 3, SH 2 and DaS still have not been surpassed.
100% pleb kino right here.
>>739145420>Dark Souls 2>Two Worlds
>>739144025People that make these charts and are compelled to post them are all fucking losers, it doesn't matter whether they actually like the shit they're posting or not.
>>739149218They're cooler than you somehow.
>>739144025Nigga this is missing chrono triggerThe mosr overrared JRPG of all time
>>739144025I like 2 of those games, Also RE4 and Super Mario 64.
>>739144025OPs picture is ten million times more a gamer than any of you cumbrain gacha slaves lmaoYeah im gonna listen to the opinion of people who only buy games to masturbate or participate in Twitter dramaMaybe ten years ago I'd take /v/ seriously but now? lmaoIf you reply to me post your top three games or I won't even read it
>>739144667>AlttpPut links awakening for maximum baitThat item switching sim is ass.
call me a fag with shit taste, i don't give a fuck, borderlands 2 is the best loot based game ever made and oblivion has the comfiest atmosphere of all time
>>739149289Are you Chrono Triggered? :P
3x3's are always gay and forced.
>>739144025It's kind of embarrassing but I've only played New Vegas, Resident Evil and Dark Souls.
>>739149123>SMW>Wip3out>SF64You're alright anon.
RateI might switch one of these out with Lost Planet since it was the first game I ever played online.
>>739149358I like that this is a genuine list and not an "I have to impress strangers on the internet" listLove it anon.
>>739149123RE3 is the only kino i see in this pile of slop
>>739149936I love that you're not performative
>>739149985>muh slopChrist, I wish that word would trigger a fucking automatic ban.
>>739150067This post is slop.
>>739149985>Alpha 3>Tekken 3>Wipeout 3>MGS1>SMW>BK3>Starfox 64>slopHeadbutt a spike, you faggot.
>>739144597>I will never blink at anyone with RE4 in their 16wtf did he mean by this??
>>739150067>t.
>>739148765I really need to get to tropical freeze looks fun
>>739144025All those games are genuinely great.
>>739150191>fighting slop>nintrannydo slop (for menchildren)>kojima slopyup it's all slop
>>739150312post 3x3
>>739149936No one actually does this btw. Faggots like you are just insecure for some reason. Like only a psycho would even concieve of fake liking something to fit in, what, an anonymous imageboard?
>>739150067Way to out yourself as a mobile poster. Just set up a filter.
>>739149289I struggled against this boss the most because of my one rule to never check a guide for the 1st playthrough, nothing in the game even hints at the solution
>>739150434so tell us anon which game in the OP you are a ''fan'' of? did you feel called out?
this is stupid
>>739150458I already have, you dumb cunt. It's still a fucking overused faggot term that needs wiped out.
>>739149936Listing normie games is the performative contrarian move now. We've gone full circle
>>739150590>Sets up a filter>Makes sure to check all the posts that disappear>Gets mad>Has the audacity to call someone else a namelol ur a doo-doo head
>>739150590>that needs wiped out.oh so on top of being a slop fag and a mobile fag you're also a jeetfag
>>739144025The fact that NV is in this image tells you that it's over a decade old.
>>739150468I think they added a phantom in SotFS
>>739144025here is the new 2026 posercorereminder that watching a playthrough is the same as playing the actual game
nah i feel like that would be pretty boring because youd just end up with a bunch of live service games
>>739150903>planet laikaposers forgot this slop existed one week after the fan translation droppedat least Lain and SW are linked to popular tranimes insuring their relevance, and Moon RPG is single handedly carried by it's link to the superior Chulip
>>739144025npcs are back to pretending majora's mask is bad (they still haven't played it) so swap it with ultrakill or something equally dogshit and you have your updated 2026 edition
>>739151186its fine but its kinda overrated
>>739150434
R8
>>739151441youtubercore
Anyone who says they like majoras mask is an actual poser because that means they never played it. The other games are kino though, op is a faggot.
I haven't made a 3x3 in like 10+ years so I have no idea what template thing you lot are using but here's my list. Thanks for having me.
>>739151510Holy shit >>739151186 predicted this post nearly 1:1. That's so fucking embarrassing for you.
>>739151610Your game is fucking garbage and almost caused the death of the entire franchise. Even its ports are bad. You're the only embarrassment here and your parents would readily agree. Replace it with an actual good game like Oracles and you'd have a case. Poser faggot.
>>739151514Pretty good.I r8 8/masturb8, no h8
>>739144025those are all good, extremely popular games.
>>739151707struck a nerve, golem? lol
>>739144434supreme baitpost
>>739144025All those games ARE good
>>739151514nicelast 3x3 i made was who knows how fucking long agoi'd cut at least 4 of these nowadays
>>739144025DMC3, MGS3, and OoT is on my list instead of MM. Go ahead, judge me
>>739151514I liked every single game I played on this list so you're cool in my book.
>>739151763>Only 3 million copies sold even after 25 years>Only fans are fat molding moids who are trapped in the past>Every single Zelda fan knows they are the most insufferable, even worse than TotKfagsI'd ask you to come up with a new insult but you've been doing the same shit for 25 years so I'll just leave you to your autism. I sincerely hope you find another game to play you tourist fuck.
Too lazy to make the picDMC3TF2Path of Exile1Aria of SorrowSuper MetroidRE4UT99Ratchet and Clank UYASoul Calibur 2
>>739152023>moids you know the rules slut
>>739152023>WORDSWORDSWORDS>randomly bitching about "moids"nerve struck
goatedcore
>>739152278>>739152174>having to samefag because after 30 years he's still the only faggot who likes majoras maskholy shit this is so funny. it's like i'm really back on gamesages.
>>739151161Such is the fate of every fan translated obscure JRPG from the 90s, unless a big youtuber makes a video essay about it. It will remain forever doomed to obscurity
>>739152023>This game is bad is because of sales figures and because the imaginary people I made up in my own mind so that I could win a pretend argument against them are ugly.Smartest game critic on vee.
>>739152373lets see those fat tits
>>739152373>confused and scared without a hivemind to defend xirselfsorry i raped you i guess
these are the only games I have ever finished
these are my comfort games
>>739144025>mfw never played those 9 trash gamesNever have been more proud of myself for not being a retarded sheep
>>739152521Not trying to be rude or anything, but I find it very peculiar that you play Zachtronics games to relax.
>>739152624i normally just play the easy games like cluj and sawayama. I attempt at some of the harder ones but just getting my brain moving is enough even though i never win.
>>739144025If we're defining it as games nobody has played but say they are the best of all time I think God Hand is the most poser here. Also the entire catalogue of suda games
>>739144025I've seen the ""general consensus"" starting to turn on NV and RE1HD, honestly
>>739152808So as more and more brown people are given access to the Internet, the consensus turns against New Vegas? Hmm I see...
>>739152403Fantrads = genuine interest
The thing that makes one of these 10x funnier is when a single game on the list is like some pc-88 bullshit or something but the rest is just safe poser as usual. I'm not sure if there is a realization on behalf of the creator that nobody was fooled
>>739152804Alien Soldier is up there too
>>739152589>e-celeb imageno you're just a retard with no taste
>>739152808I think everyone by now should have realized how fickle consensus is to ignore it entirely. I'm still laughing at how Pokemon gold/silver went from the best Pokemon games to the worst Pokemon games basically overnight
>>739152950Oh yeah how could I forget Treasure, god damn. I think enough people played Gunstar Heroes for it to not be too posercore though
>>739152873brownoids are not trannies so that explains it
>>739144025Remake and DMC3 are not poser games. Replace them with Disco Elysium and something niche like Suda.Posers want to force an image of art connoisseur, but they fail to realize that for videogames, game design is king and its not the art or the "writing"
>>739152808I would call NV trooncore not posercore desu, the mutilated faggots do spend thousands of hours on it, they don't pretend to enjoy it for attention
>>739153036Gunstar Heroes is on the borderline, but Alien Soldier is 100% posercore.
>>739152126What makes you choose UT99 over UT2004? I'm confident that 2004 is the better game.
>>739144025Anything kojima made since Konami booted him
>>739153073Let me guess, FALLOUT 3 SOOPAR GAME SAAAR
>>739152808That's just troons pulling their usual troon shenanigans.Everyone likes New Vegas, but if they shill New Vegas enough then people will start correlating both together to the detriment of the former.Same shit they did to Serial Experiments Lain.My opinion is that I don't care what troons like.
>>739144025We need a zoomer version of this.Most of these games are just considered uncslop nowdays and dont give you any internet credit for pretending to like them.
>>739153240Who are you quoting, little man?
>>739152995>pokemon gold/silver being considered the bestGuaranteed only nostalgiafags believe this and I'm one of them. Haven't tried out B/W yet but those games look a million times better than the shit I had when I was a kid.
>>739153334Is that even possible? Zoomers don't seem to be able to agree on anything.
>>739144025I never played any of those.
>>739153068What if you just like those games?
>>739153334It's all still the same stuff, nothing has really changed fundamentally. Like you see games where it's like you just slowly walk around while holding crouch, some rpg someone can't even defend liking, some "Grand strategy" glorified idle clickers, just a general grab bag of quirky superficial interest. I dunno, it's just boring. Nothing has really changed its just "I grew up with the DS so that's literally me, im such a DS kid(adult)". These threads dried up ages ago, no one is evolving. It's like a stagnant primordial soup.
>>739144025This is what I would call poser-core. What all of these games have in common are two things:1. Rabid fanbases who claim it's the best in the series, or better than the originals.2. Radical departure from previously established game design.These are the games that you're only an ardent fan of if you haven't played or at least researched the originals. They're high budget, cookie cutter, mass produced, uninspired, derivative, cash grabs that people claim to like for gamer cred. These games are so different from their predecessors that they're completely different games that only carried the superficial elements forward. They rode the hype of established iconography to sell to posers who aren't there for the gameplay. Everything listed has tacked on mechanics designed to appeal to the modern audience that are a detriment to the core appeal.
>>739153946What should 3x3 threads "evolve into"Everyone fellating the FOTM or pretending Gacha is ok?
>>739144025https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/YjFr_J4RLnxTvRsPV5ceXg/Yawn.You faggots wouldn't last five minutes on r9k.
>>739154065Why would anyone go to /r9k/?
>>739144328Ico, Okami, Beyond Good and Evil...etc>>739144434Gaylo Wars 2 is actually good. Significantly better than the first one and the single player actually approaches sc2 levels of polish and quality. You can also play the multiplayer on a pirated version somehow which is awesome. Prime 2 is unironically the best in the series. Prime 1 was more impressive in 2002, like prime 2 didn't feel like much of an upgrade for 2 years of work beyond that, but it's actually a dark overlooked masterpiece.Ac4 is also very good, maybe the best, hard to pick between 4 and 5 and 0.Haven't played the rest, other than ff13 which was so bad it killed the series. The effects of its failure are still being felt today.>>739144360I played deus ex before steam playtime even existed.
>>739154087To post original content.
>>739144025>ITT: failed normalfags cope about why they will never get it
>>739144517nigger I have a specific set of saves on Metroid Prime 2 just so I could go back and beat the bosses whenever I feel like, in hard mode. I'm of the few that enjoy the fucking game as if it were cocaine
>>739154045What are you really interested in and excited to play? Like I don't want to hear from the guy that just plays loot treadmills and new vegas on an infinite loop. I try to show people it's okay to engage with harder games and step outside your comfort zone, and why those games are interesting and worth playing, all the time. You don't really get that kind of discussion here. Like we've had skyrim, final fantasy, and mass effect threads every day for like 15 years and if you look in there the kind of posts inside aren't exactly flattering. I feel /v/ is constantly regressing Benjamin Button style. Those are my honest feelings.
>>739153992That's just millennial normalfag-who-has-a-semi-decently-paying-job taste. Not posers, just people who can only play games for their 1-2 allotted hours per day.
>>739154582If all your freetime is spent "decompressing" with asscreed you are not doing well, that sounds like hell on earth.
>>739154672I guess but New Leaf, BotW, Doom and Fo3 are their exact type of game.
>>739154582>normalfagAka, posers. They should be embarrassed to admit they like these games because of their low quality, instead they brag about how these are the best games ever made.>has-a-semi-decently-paying-job>people who can only play games for their 1-2 allotted hours per day.Having a 9-5 isn't an excuse for shit taste. Could also call them dad-gamers, but dad-gamers are also posers.
>>739144434This is just your exact taste if your a zillenial with mech autism that nevertheless had a decently well rounded childhood in regards to media consumption.
>t. 28 yr old consolenigger phoneposter who browsed /b/ & funnyjunk avidly when I was 12-15
>>739155247Taste checks out.
>>739149358this is a great list anon
h8 and r8
>>739156471New Vegas, Dead Space 2, Battlefront 2, and Disco Elysium are all solid games.I'm not much of a multiplayer guy.
>>739144914Doesn't matter. You could ask most posters in this thread. They haven't played it.
>>739157013Thrilling and insightful post, glad we have these threads. Normalfags prove their worth more and more with each passing day.
>>739153415Nah, that's revisionism. It was the undisputed darling of the franchise for a long time until those essays started dropping. Even on /v/, check those cringe greatest games of all time pictures 10+ years ago
>>739154582Lmao so true
>>739155073I'm not sure if acting like the 20 games that every other "cool cultured gaymer" likes happen to be the the exact games that you like is any better than normalfag taste. In fact I'd argue they are more honest in their tastes than most of the in-group signalling hipsters are
>>739157169Can't you be positive for a single second of your wretched life?
My taste absolutely mogs all of yours
>>739158024No.
>>739151514You're alright I'd let you suck my dick if you asked
Guess I'll show mine.
>>739158024CRPGs and RTSes are uncslop.CoD1 is unremarkable and Goldeneye aged like dogshit.RE4 Remake is better the original.
>>739158337>UncslopYeah my generation has apm and the ability to read, sorry boutcha>Cod1Spoken like a guy who watched a youtube video once and has never known the bliss of a ppsh or kar98>GoldenEye M16 & mines remains based, no oddjob bucko>Re4 remakeNigga I do not need yellow paint to play a video game, and have the spatial reasoning for snappy tank controls Go back to running up your mom's credit card on whatever gacha of the week bandwagon you fell off
>>739152341>alien soldierposercore
>>739157462>I'm not sure if acting like the 20 games that every other "cool cultured gaymer" likes happen to be the the exact games that you like is any better than normalfag tasteI don't even know what those 20 games are. Care to elaborate?>In fact I'd argue they are more honest in their tastes than most of the in-group signalling hipsters areSure, but I specifically pointed out in my original post that I was criticizing posers. People who claim elite gamer status but are actually phony posturing secondaries. Not saying there's anything wrong with liking those games, I liked a lot of them. What I'm saying is that those are the games I've found that people will flaunt as if they are cultured gamers when in reality those are bottom of the barrel trash in terms of culture. If they were cultured gamers they'd be highly critical of those games regardless of whether or not they personally enjoyed them.
>>739144025>a P3fag was so mad they replaced it with nocturneyou played the middest persona in your teens; you're not going to cope it into quality
Mix of old and new, favorites I see myself revisiting with no hesitation.
>>739144025what criteria do you guys use to evaluate when someone is a poser?
>>739148765>terraria>golden sun tla>next to all that slop
>>739158191I was just about to argue I rarely if ever see someone have Combat Evolved on their list compared to the multiple people in this thread with Halos 2 and 3 in theirs, including me, before seeing this image.
>>739149328>If you reply to me post your top three games or I won't even read itHonkai star railArknights EndfieldMorimens
