I'm bored. Can we have 500 posts laughing at the ugly sausage game?
I don't hate it to be honest. I'm content with it being just a Roblox game.There just needs to be some actual good games, there's only 2 or 3 ones worth playing that aren't brainrot incremental games.Also LOL at their item shop.
>>739144987I imagine people at facepunch beg garry to back down on the sausage people thing but he can't accept that he's wrong
>>739144987Oooh ha ha ha, oaaa ha ha haaaa!AI generated thumbnails, an item unboxing simulator with ludopathic mechanisms, Garry saying that "AI is the teacher now", and not even ragdolls?This has nothing to do with GMod, it gave me an awful first impression. I got this game for free and yet I feel scammed.
Are the devs on discord really having a melty about these threads?
>God Emperor Teto still hasn't posted here sinceLMAO this nigga scared for his life
>>739146281Last time I checked they were negating any negative criticism until Garry said ai thumbnails would have less priority in search. Which solves nothing.They are long gone for ai now.
>>739144987can we talk about what is going on with this model?this kind of fuckery shouldn't be happening with such a simple design
>>739146603The problem is the shoulder being pushed too far forward crinkling the verts there.
could go for a sosig n a pint
>>739144987oh another garry hate thread? yawn
>>739144987
>>739146603The model was made a decade ago for an entirely different game.
>>739146989We love Garry. He's our savior and Jesus Christ.
>>739147096LMFAO did he seriously piss away 7 million on s&box?
>>739147096Upon negative reactions, play victim. I know this cycle. I can't believe how someone in his 40's behaves like a child.
>>739147096>only 7 millionThought he'd have wasted more tbdesu
>>739148226I can't believe we're in 2026 and companies still think the best way to use social media is to attack random people instead of going pure professional and only posting updates and events.
>>739147713probably more than that, it costs them about $200k per month
only a matter of time before mr garry makes us all rich when our NFTs in the garryverse explode in price.
>>739148226>I can't believe how someone in his 40's behaves like a child.half of the people posting here are nearing that and they behave much, much worsehes just on his hugbox whining like everyone else
>>739148462vibe code another shit game played by nobody braxen
>>739147096Garry you fucking dipshit you deserve this for banning me for bad grammar in August 2005
>>739148462True. With the added downside of anonymous posting bringing out the worst of many.
>>739148462>>739148929Your game is shit Garry.
>>739144987>we
>>739149062Well I ain't gonna reach 500 posts by myself, am I?
>>739147096bold of him to assume poojeets are people
>>739146603listen chuddie these models were expertly designed to the perfect homonculus designed for making use of this new engine
>>739144987It's really funny that they ruined the game by making the PCs Fanboy and Chum Chum knockoffs THEN decided to add cosmetics on top of it, so it'd be hard to actually change in an update.
>>739149307>what if>ok hear me out>what if instead of making a game>we instead tried to make a platform focussed entirely on selling overpriced cosmetics BEFORE the game is even released>but get this>just wait for it>we centre the game around monetizing cosmetics, but we make the cosmetics and character ugly as fuck>so not only do we not have a game but it's also completely unappealing visuallyFor 7 million you'd think Garry would have employed someone to tell him when he's being a fucking retard.
>>739149841Garry's all ego, he'd only surround himself with yes men.
>>739149109ngmi
>>739147096This is what you turn into when you surround yourself with discord tranny sycophants who think they're going to get rich off your shitty sausage game
>>739150024>Garry's all ego, he'd only surround himself with yes ma'ams.ftfy
>>739144987I'd really rather forget it exists. The sooner it's largely forgotten about the better. I'll do my small part by hiding the thread.
apparently unity/ue/godot is their competitor
>>739151150>don't see a point in releasing it until it's fireCongrats Garry, it's fire alright, just of the dumpster variety LMFAO
>>739147096>people complainedI am really really curious if this was actually some sort of significant majority, or if it was just a few loud fags every time that Garry couldn't help but allow to get under his skin.Even now years later, gmod still gets almost 30k players per day. Was it really like 1000 players showing up to whine about every update? 500? 100? Even 50 might seem like a lot in the heat of the moment, but it's a negligible teeny tiny percent of actual players.Garry SEEMS like the kind of guy who'd read a dozen bad steam reviews, conclude that "people complained" and then make sweeping changes to the game
>>739151448The "few people complaining" were completely right about the dumbass changes he made that turned gmod into a shithole of DarkRP forks.He's specifically mad that they were completely right.
They could have made everyone happy and made a bajillion dollars by just making Gmod2. They were literally given everything they needed, a teenager could have put it all together, and instead they made this retarded NFT bro garbage that's only interesting to Indian "hustlers" who see it as a way to make money, not to have fun.Every positive conversation about this game reads like those gaming investor meetings where out of touch boomers ramble about microtransactions and inclusivity and market analysis or whatever before losing a trillion dollars 6 months later because they have no idea why people actually like video games. The main audience for this game is people who try to get rich off of sub one cent memecoins
>>739144987Leave the "whacky funny characters to play friendslop with" to the Americans. When Europeans try to do it, it's just genuinely ugly and creepy characters. And when Asia does it, it's just porn.
>>739151150Garry seems to have forgotten that the entire point of developing things is to attract players
>>739151150Has Valve seriously given Garry a license to effectively just re-sell, re-license Source 2 to fucking whoever?Are they fucking retarded?
>>739146281No
>>739151846Allegedly he's ALREADY violated their agreement on it by getting people to sign an agreement to pay him (exclusively) royalties later.Assumingly at some point in the future when he's entirely ripped Source 2 out, rather than now where it's mostly ripped out.
>>739151846Valve have always been exceptionally kind to Garry, i've nfi why. Like Garry's mod was literally just him selling Source with some mod tools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4e1U_qjNt4
>>739151150>compete with unity/ue/godot>documentation sucks>community is unhelpful>engine has been changed so much that it's temu unity instead of something unique with it's own strengths>users have to pay to use the tools and access a majority of games made with itHow the fuck could this seriously compete with those engines?
>>739152194because the competition only exists in his head?it is categorically completely different stuff that comparison or even competition cannot be made to start with
reminder ALL s&box hate is astroturfed from bsky troons angry the devs won't stand down to their tranny whining this is /ourgame/ and (((they're))) trying to turn us against it. garry is based
>>739151150How is Roblox not their competitor? They've copied their business model wholesale just with a $20 price tag and ugly sausage men. s&box is not a serious game development engine
>>739152883>>739152890s&box is for being raped and raping
>>739146993Kill yourself
>>739153016remember when garry threw a huge banfit tantrum over rape sweps on the workshop
>>739152106GARRY ARE YOU OKAY
>>739147096>my game is shit, so if you think about it, i'm jesusgarry would've been chris chan level if jbmod won
>>739153016Lol that's actually funny. Nice one, garry
>>739153107boy garry was raped by his uncle
rape isnt funnyhttps://youtu.be/0_e9o9OwCBs?t=390
>>739153253he's a jew, many such cases!
>>739147096Did he seriously compare himself to Jesus?
>>739144987What were they thinking with rhis shit
>>739144987It's crazy that he actually died on the hill of the sausage people. Like full on, game poisoned forever because Garry doesn't know how to kill his own ideas.
>>739147096at least when john lennon said he was bigger than jesus he was still relevant, garry's claim to fame is a halflife sandbox he made 20 years ago.
>>739153416garry jewman just increased player count x1000 with this one simple trick!
>>739153764every screenshot or piece of media I see from s&box viscerally disgusts me. valve carried this bozo so hard
>>739153764YOOOOOO filthy latex glove skins for my sausage man avatar are dropping in the s&verse RIGHT NOW?!?!?
>>739144987Truly, only a brit could have looked at those grotesque sausage people and thought they were good enough to not only put in the game but vehemently defend after people called them dogshit and a straight downgrade from HL2 models straight out of 2004.
>>739153764i do feel like i need a hazmat suit to browse the game catalog
>>739144987if garry wasn't so up his own ass, he would have just taken the half life alyx assets and made a basic fucking source2 sandbox with access to the devkit. he could have done this when source2 hype was at its highest being brand new, and he could have rested on his laurels for the rest of his life or source3 came out
>>739154262but he would have had to pay valve royalties!! (lol)
You think we'll get another Zombie Panic now?
>>739153057>t. the raped
>>739153764spam reviews incoming
>>739152106kek
>teacuppingHAAHWAAW
>>739153764>reviewing games
>>739156214kek
>>739156214
>>739157075>"Even if my game is a piece of shit that runs at 5 FPS you should waste more of your time in it because...just because OK???"These people are unhinged.
>>739157178mr gary we need to publicly shame negative reviewers
>>739157271Fucking kek. Garry should actually implement that just so his turd sunks even more.
>>739152106>made literally $0 todayhaah waawWhere the fuck did a million dollars come from in April though
>>739157354>nooo you cant call me a nigger and leave a negative review when i rage ban you in my darkrp clonepic rel
I have the game in m library from testing it in 2023 kind of tempted to play TTT but I won't just to spite garry for keeping in those ugly sausage people after everyone begged him to drop it
>>739157752april was s&box release date
i wish Valve made games again
>>739147096>7 million dollars on sausage slopcome on man
how do you think garry felt getting banned from the forums he created
>>739158378Classic reddit mod tier ban reasons
>>739158378To be fair all forums and spaces are spammed and have been taken over by sick troons. Garry is still a faggot though.
>>739158378Based. Garry is still a jew who likes to play both sides.
>>739158378Jewman is a faggot but this is one of the gayest things I've ever seen, there's nothing more subhuman than a forum moderator
>>739158504>both sideswhen has garry ever raped niggers?
>>739158378>get clowned on by the entirety of the forums he didn't use>gets so absolutely shitter-shattered he deletes the forum
>>739158578No, he isn't even edgy. I'm not aware why these troons call him a chud.
>>739158504It's funny too as even the faggiest brit is tired of jeets and muslims
>>739158578>rapednah, he will make you a nigger in rust
>>739158630i think they just hate anyone who isnt a troon
>>739158605>get banned from something>jannies act smug>click a button that destroys it so no one else can use it eitherkind of based fuck jannies
>>739158605"Clowned on" I don't even like garry, but political troons/fags are the worst and rape every sphere. Before an ip check was put in place. What seemed to be jeets and muslims were spamming jap forums to try and campaign against the new lady pm.
>>739158630I dunno man I couldn't possibly see why a self-aggrandizing manchild might be looked upon unfavorably.
>made /v/ seethe how did she do it?
>>739158765Is it bad the 4chin joke made me laugh?
>>739158832Nah, it's funny
>hurrdurr im a retard>wow you're a retard>I just mogged you! You're literally seething!I wonder, also >she
>>739158832It's a callback to when 4chan was capable of making fun of itself
Am I the only one laughing at the phrase sausage people? I can't believe how something so silly is making me snicker so much.
I feel mean laughing at someone's misfortune, but this one really could have been avoided. At least he still has rust and gmod
>>7391589384chan is insecure and brown now get over it faggot!
>>739158941I am reminded of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q9j7vzv5Bg
>>739159271Honestly makes sense. Zoomers are obsessed with looksmaxing and have panic attacks about being ugly and old. I can see a zoomer taking a funny fat pun as a direct attack.
>>739159009Imagine feeling bad for Garry Kikeman.
>>739159395>>739159271it isn't zoomers or browns it's right wingers
so how does this shit compare to gmod in terms of making game modes and importing assets?
garrys discord troons acting up in here like they dont ban literally anyone who says any slur
>>739159421Zoomers and browns can't be rightwing?
>>739159429its completely useless with no redeeming qualities whatsoever
>>739159473You are an incel
>>739159352the guy in the middlelook closely at his left forearm
>>739159452The first two are pretty ancillary to the third and most important identifier>>739159429S&box is theoretically more powerful because it's trying to be an actual game engine but Source 1 is so understood and available that you're probably better off Sourcemodding whatever it is you actually want to do
>>739145417>I don't hate it to be honest. I'm content with it being just a Roblox game.well fuck you, I'm not and most people aren't eithergo play roblox with your 12 year old friends
>>739159525u r brown
>>739159559>more powerfulmy nigger this runs at 30 fps if you are lucky
>>739159724>THEORETICALLY
>>739159724works on my machine
>>739159784
>>739147096>such a complete faggot narcissist that he is physically unable to comprehend listening to what your audience wants instead of just doing whatever you want then acting shocked when your fans don't like you changing shiti hope garry dies soon
>>739159784>i get 60 fps on a roblox game clone
>>739153764holy fucking shit genuinely what fucking absolute blind faggot looks at this and says it looks goodultra generic, ugly as shit, retarded stump foot that makes the shoe look like a garbage bag, the most basic generic small mask, wow amazing
>>739159843300
>>739146603rigging is very hard, pls understand
>>739158765Is it off base to feel like /v/ mostly leans towards the thin, unmuscled, twig type nerd, not the fat type? May be projecting but it's so easy to not be fat.
>>739160053u r brown
some people mistake redditor and troon hatred of s&box to mean garry is based. no he is actually EVEN MORE retarded than redditors and is as insufferable as a troon.
>>739158765the ironic weeb is right.im 320 pounds.need to lose 100 pounds in 3 months.like david goggins.
>>739160596Every time you get a (You) do 10 push ups
>>739160538Not really shocking, considering the Facepunch forum days.
I dont get it really>Make own game engineBut why would I use this shit when it breaks and is undoument and unfinished?>Allow publishingI can do that allready, and with my own engine>OMG SOURCE 2its optimised for vr, and it sucks at basic games>roblox browser for demosput them on steam cunt>cosmetics and dropsThese wont transfer to finsihed games or overhauls, why the fuck would I want them anyways?
>>739160712It's basically just trying to fish for suckers to invest precious time and effort into Garry's own little garden
>>739160712garry is unironically considering banning steam published games from using the sausage models or any s&box platform cosmetics (NFTs) incase anyone makes a successful game that therefore makes s&box redundant.obviously would never happen because the sausages look retarded and no developer is going to make a game with them, but nevertheless this gives an insight of the extent of garrys Jewish mind.
>>739160829garry spent a decade grooming retards so he could make a trooncord echo chamber to worship him
>>739160915No point to any of them then, unless he wants to make paid games on the browser which go ahed garry baszucki.
>>739160915It's cute that this retarded nigger believes ansoye will publish a successful game using his shitty Temu fever dream of an "engine".
>>739144987the first time i saw these things i didn't even know they were from s&box. i just immediately thought "a british person made this." lo and behold
>>739158938actually laughed
>>739161963nobody is playing it tho
>>739161963Looks like that advice was taken
This is discord drama being exported onto 4chan
>>739147096>7m and 6 years into this fucking craplolI almost feel bad
>10 years in fucking development for thisAll he had to do was port gmod to a modern engine with bigger maps and less lagwhat a retard garry is
>>7391621056m now since 1m was made back by launch window
>>739162128kek
>>739152883It's a bunch of incredibly narcissistically-wounded manchildren who think they should be the ideas men
>>739162109why not just play gmod then?
>>739162212gmod is 20 years old u stupid nigger
>>739162172nobody can come up with better ideas than mr garry
>>739162212because the game crashes as soon as a few people start building and the maps are fucking small you dumb retard
>>739162212he gave you two very valid reasons
>>739162535u r brown
>>739162590i am touching you inappropriately
>garry's mod>s&boxwhat's the third game's name going to be pretend we actually get therepic unrelated
>>739162785garryblox
>>739162684keep going
>>739158605>get b& from cesspool>nuke it from orbitseems based to me
>>739162212Its less about playing gmod and more about feeling incredible envy. They should be the creative geniuses, not garry
>>739162080there's always drama
lmao
>>739164238>what if darkrp but everything was more tedious and less fun
>>739144987I just want to read gary seething posts. He'll never make something as beloved as Gmod again nor something as iconic (with hotdog people) as H3VR
>>739163987nooo plz do not bully discord troons
>>739147096>evolution
>>739164475
>>739164480s&box is more EVOLVED than gmod
>robloxslop
>>739164549didnt read ur reddit wall of text
>>739148328That's how you get sued for being a monopoly
>>739164558That looks like a fucking modern Pokemon game.
>>739151981But Garry's Mod made them money and helped popularize Valve's identity: Team Fortress, Half Life, Portal... Garry's Mod tied all their IPs together. Garry still deserves bankruptcy tho.
>>739164558How did we go from this to that
>>739158832its a simple and dumb kind of humor, nice every now and then
>>739160712source 2 is probably kinda fine at regular games, its just that 'vibe coding' means whatever the fuck sandbox is on isn't actually source 2 anymore
>>739164948Probably the only reason Valve allowed S&box to become a shitty Roblox clone too
>>739165003What even is a roblox clone?
>>739147096Based garry getting the Job treatment
>>739159826all thanks to garry engine!
>>739165512I'm not sure the engine is to blame here
>>739151150*competator
>>739165786the engine is ai slop too
>>739144987I don't understand. All they needed to do is sponsor some prominent Youtubers, preferably popular ones that kickstarted their channels doing old Gmod shit. Some Roblox kids or whatever. Then do like collabs or tourneys with a bunch of streamers, or streamers vs viewers etc typeshit.
Count on the internet to hate on everything good. This guy made my favorite childhood defining game Gmod, followed by the very popular game rust which I haven't played that much but I'm so happy it exists because it's a very based game to watch on YouTube when I'm having lunch. S&box sucks purely based on the sausage characters. And someone said there's no Ragdolls? That's also shit. And paying money to customize your characters? Also shit.But count on players to make the mods. To add normal models, to make this game into gmod with source 2, which is what we wanted. But don't dog on Garry! He might be a British cunt fuck piece of shit English dog mutt peasant serf oy m8 bants sosig greggs but yeah I say let him do his thing
>>739166119>All they needed to do is sponsor some prominent YoutubersThey're getting the Roblox audience.
>>739166152>to make this game into gmod with source 2by the virtue of the game's sphere not being a collection of independent addons/tools/mods that you can combine on your server to then do creative work with, but instead entire unique gamemodes coded from scratch like games (add as many quotation marks to any of these words as you want), it can never even attempt to be spiritually related to garry's mod
>>739166974What stops someone from coding Gmod into sbox? Server, workshop support and all
>>739167051That already exists, it's called the Sandbox gamemode.
>>739152106More like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvVa3W8XiP4
>>739153469That's why Jesus became man. You are supposed to compare yourself to Jesus every day.
>>739158938Honestly, I didn't see it ending any other way.
>>739158605Actually that's kind of based.>"Alright faggots if that's the game you wanna play."I'd do the same desu.
>>739166093>microsoft LLMIt's a miracle it even works.
>>739149841You forgot very important crucial steps>what if we make a platform for gamedevs to develop games for us...>but then constantly change and break their shit>and not bother to create a good documentation or any learning resources, so every dev is forced to just guess and attempt to makes sense of source code>and our only tech support will be a couple of arrogant discord troons who ignore half of questions>and when you complain about it? we point out the docs are open source and (YOU) should write them for us instead!>this will make us BILLIONAIRES
>>739167314Copilot is just a wrapper around other LLMs like claude or chatGPT
>>739152106LOSS
>>739164238>vibecoded vibecode detectorholy kek
what did this nigger even do for gmod aside from ui? you can spawn and modify most hl2 shit with ent_create and ent_fire
>>739144987Garry should've just waited for HL3 to make Gmod 2. Without the half life foundations it just feels hollow
>>739168518banned the evil swastikas and evil rape mod
>>739168518tools
>>739168518skibidi toilet
>>739147713>>739148363Facepunch makes rust. 7 mil is nothing for them.
>>739146281Yes, they are frothing at the mouth at the mere prospect their AI shitslop won't earn them a billion s&hit coins, fuming even.
>>739144987>try to compete with roblox>$20 entry fee
>>739161963
>>739169880Roblox looks like shitIt looked like shit even in 2006, source 2 mogs that crap
>>739169956KEK
>>739169986your value judgements are clearly irrelevant to the 380 million monthly users
>>739144987I will contribute one post to your thread, good luck.
>>739153703Blackrock should give him an award for such a clever anti racist message
>>739170065Because numbers matter so muchFuck I should start listening to Taylor swift and watch the avengers now for peak entertainment
>>739170065india and china are the best countrys cos more ppl
The RAPED game. >Braxen?Raped.>Teto?Raped.>Garry? Gaped.tr&nsbox lost.GMOD VVONNED
lmao so the sausage model was a placeholder
>>739171023https://sbox.game/news/july-update-97c0fa3c
>>739171150BRAVO GARRY
>>739171023>>739171150>>739171320>in the red>bent the knee on the models flipped from a failed project despite everyone telling him they suck from the get go >still petty enough to end it with a "we will be removing the citizen and replacing them with a generic humanoid character"LOL. should've had something to replace them with before you removed em garry
>>739171150lost any respect (I didn't have) for that retard. the sausage fags were they only good thing about this shitshow.
>>739171320discordtroons ruined the game bros...
>>739171885>over-moderated hugbox gives shit advicewaow?!
this shit is officially dead. the sausage guys were they only identity and funny thing it had. the default humans are shit.>>739171320what does X mean? also why does russia have most votes?
>>739171993they don't agree with the removal of citizen models prob. not sure what the russian flag means
>>739171885>keep terry and add other characters like realistic models Discordtroons are more reasonable than anons at this point
>>739172040I saw X is probably >>739171150 don't approve
>>739170495Keep your RAPE fantasies on the SHARTY
watching people shitting on sausage guy was funny.RIP herosure a few people might check it out but the games are still shit. the human characters are still ugly as fuck.
i think the biggest issue is starting with a naked sausage guy, that one looks super ugly. they can look fine when customized. it was the only identity the game had.
>>739158765>anime avatar plus maga hat Cancerous combo
>>739172593i.e.glowie
>>739153016i think he might actually be bipolar, this is the kinda shit you think and then have the clever idea to tell others when you are having a manic phase. it would also explain why he's so moody other times
>>739172631>i think he might actually be bipolarof course, he's a mentally ill narcissist.
the tiny bit of respect you could have for that faggot was that he's so autistic he wouldn't change the avatar no matter how much people complained. fucking pussy.
>>739151934>pay him (exclusively) royalties later.Didn't the agreement Valve and Facepunch come to is that you can publish games made with S&box on steam completely free of any kind of royalties?
>>739172754He added realistic alternatives so people who are still complaining are the autistic
>>739172835the humans look even worse than sausage guy
>>739147096Sad but true: to be a successful entrepreneur like Garry you need to be a little bit of a faggot like that.
>>739159352i actually think he was on the right track with saying that pretty 20-somethings aren't interesting to look at in video games. but he also doesn't see how his sausage guys are not an adequate response to them. it's like pieces of his brain are missing and he doesn't have the same instinctive disgust reaction as everyone else does. i guess that's par for the course if you're an autistic programmer type. but he was also so stubborn that he went "no, you are all wrong" instead of hiring any random artist with actual intuitive understanding of how to create simplistic and lovable character designs. like idk take peak for example>>739172754i would sort of agree if he meant for them to be unlikeable, because that could be a sort of an artistic statement, but it genuinely seems like he likes them and he gets upset that other people don't. but also at the same time, for a game meant for popular consumption, you are kinda obligated to at least somewhat try to please your audience and make them happy if it is in your power to do so
>>739168518lua api
>>739173057>they didn't want any evolution and complained about everything I touchedGee Garry, it's almost like things didn't need to constantly change and having a consistent end state for a game is the ideal outcome.
>>739173057too autistic to take the hint
>>739172950Nobody can please you faggots
>>739173163stop being a faggot, garry.
>>739173163the sausage guys were fine, garry, the default one just looked like shit because you are a greedy jew and wanted cosmetics.
>retarded jew wants to sell nft fomo cosmetics>which means nobody can buy the cosmetics they want>result: nobody buys cosmetics but retarded investorsbravo faggot
>>739173163What am I supposed to do about it! Drive people away because they dislike the constant doomposting from gmodcels, or cause yet another PR disaster because I dared to ban one of the countless alt accounts that do nothing but shit on s&box
>>739173424>What am I supposed to do about it!give the company to someone who isn't a narcissistic autist and a greedy jew
>>739171993Because gmod is fairly popular in Russia, roblox is kinda banned and there are a ton of nft level scammers/investors/retards so they all concentrate in sbox now.
>punish AI thumbnailsthis wasn't a problem>remove sausage guythis wasn't a problemwhat's the next fix that doesn't address the real issues?
>>739173265>Completely optional cosmetic mtx in a 16 pound game? Aaaaah save me!!
>>739173838>>remove sausage guy>this wasn't a problemit was a huge problem, because the game immediately looks like shit because of it
>>739173894it's not even half of a "game" yet, it's a glorified bootleg roblox games browser
>>739173894I knew you were a retarded jew but I didn't expect you to be this retarded
>>739173989How is it bootleg when the engine is million times better
BUY BUY BUY
>>739173894>pay $20 for a shit game>default character looks like shit>can't buy good cosmetics bc it's all nft fomowhy does everyone hate muh game? take a hint sperg.>>739174143>when the engine is million times bettergood joke, it's literally roblox.
>>739174143is it? last I saw it was unoptimized as fuck and needed a hotfix for ragdolls to even have any sort of physics
>>739174193>it's literally robloxtech illiterate retard
>>739174246>tech illiterate retardyes that's what you are.
>>739144987GARRY IS AN ASSHOLE
>>739174294bruh source 2 is literally roblox frfr
>>739174330it's not even source 2 lmao
>>739174330sandbox isn't source 2, tech illiterate retard.
>>739174359>>739174371>From the creators of Garry's Mod — a game creation platform built on Source 2Not even tech illiterate, just illiterate at this point
>>739174409weak bait, tech illiterate retard.
>this threadit finally happened, i'm out of touch with the kidstime to start hanging out with uncs
>>739174409are you having a melty?
>>739144987This game looks worse than nortubel
>>739174526>U mad bro? What a comeback
>>739174787U mad bro?
does sandbox actually do anything unique or could you just backport its sausage people into gmod and call it a night?
>>739174890>does sandbox actually do anything uniquegood joke
>>739174890New engine, overhauled game editor that let's you make anything
>ALL ABOARD THE BOP EXPRESS!!
>>739174409>dunning-kruger: the postlmao
>>739175150>It's not 100% source 2 so you can't say it's source 2!!!Is that your problem you autist?
>>739175012>>739175306stop baiting autist. it's literally roblox.
>>739171150>>739171320>2024
>>739175306>>739175012what are you trying to achieve here retard with your pathetic troll attempts.
>>739175364If you're blind maybe
>>739175306>it's totally source 2 except it's a deprecated version with most of its unique features stripped out and, as per their own words, there is very little of source 2 left outis this really the hill you want to die on
>>739159421Right-wingers as you use the term aren't real. It just describes normal people. The internet is not reality, your echo-chamber friends are not the majority.
>>739175463yes it's source 2
>>739175414To disrupt your forced echo chamber and bring some sense into this thread
>>739175612>To disrupt your forced echo chamberthis isn't shitbox discord>bring some sense into this threadwhen do you start?
>>739175701Already did :)
Well, /v/?
>>739147096>compares himself to JesusI knew Garry was a cunt that huffed his own farts but this is fucking absurd.
ITS ABOUT TO GO NUTS
>>739176029we're all made in his image
>>739176057Now I'm getting paid sausage hats in the Garryverse (Garryverse)
>>739151150that's not an unreasonable take, I think s&box has more interest as a game dev platform than it does for being a game playing platformthe only reason so many people use roblox's dog-ass tools is because there's already so many people there and/or they grew up playing it so they're attached to it
>>739175778This was a bug and has been fixed
>>739158378He is... still a teen.40 years old for nothing.
>>739158378
>>739159009Me neither but he is making it difficult. At one moment he seems stable and the other he speaks like a child making a prank.I hope he doesn't make something stupid like "sunsetting" gmod after s&box is completed.
>>739174143>muh soorce 2Who cares lmao, Source engine was impressive back then, but Valve gave up on competing with other engines and turned Source 2 into in-house engine powering their remaining gaaslop and occasional tech demos. They let Gary use it since they realized S&box is dead on arrival anyway after seeing the default character.
>there are actual Tr&sbox shills ITT damage controlling kek
>>739158378It's astonishing how easily you can tell which mods are trannies and which are just redditors that support them.
>>739177475What's a trandsbox
Thread's theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjL4eillyjc
s&box is only getting started, just trust the plan... or get raped
>>739177475they're monetarily invested in this rugpull, of course they're going to incompetently shill it up until their nfts inevitably reach their true value of $0.01/ea
did someone already port the sausage model to gmod workshop frontpage to make the nigger mad?
We already have unity and unreal, what is the point of this if it's not free?
>>739175612s&box is literally roblox
>>739144987Hmm? The fuck is all this then? Those two look like Fanboy and Chumchum characters kek
>>739178943>We already have unity and unreal, what is the point of this if it's not free?you get paid out of garrys pocket if you can fool enough retard to play your game
>>739178943i don't have to use either the unity or unreal editor
>>739178343KOJIMA
>>739179112s&box is literally unity editor
I thought that game was a sandbox where you could import any character models you wanted. Who gives a fuck if the default looks like shit when we are used to skibidi toilet stuff
>>739179451>I thought that game was a sandbox where you could import any character models you wantedyou can't
>>739146603small indie studio plz understand
the sausage guys were the only unique thing about shitbox.
>>739179375but with hotloading and a saner api
>>739144987Please at least use the keywords garry/s&box. I only visit this board for these threads
>>739179610s&box is literally unity editor
was it really that hard to copy gmod formula, not have lousy microtransactions add a bunch of fun gamemodes and mechanics and print millions of dollars?
>>739172138Jarty won thoughbeit o algo
>>739175778crowbcat is that you?
>>739178343>dithering>-500 frames>slop filterZAAAAMMNNN, s&box looks like THAT????!!!!! Noone told me this was a AAA engine...
>>739179776you will play dark rp and box opening simulator forever, you will buy nft cosmetics, and you will be happy.
>>739157075If your game isn't good within 5 minutes it's a shit game
imagine being so retarded you manage to make roblox but worse. how is that even possible?
>>739179919Half life 1 is a shit game?
>>739158578When people bought s&box expecting gmod 2
>>739179945How is it worse?
>>739147096garry's retardation is going to leave several people jobless, what a piece of fucking shit
>>739179493This game can't be modded?
>>739147096>Why can't we just let people enjoy thingsTHAT'S how you end up with soulless SLOP, RETARD! Critique is how things grow!
>>739162212Hey garry you dumb cunt, your shit fucking updates on gmod constantly break addons, that's why. Are you fucking dumb? Stop changing variable names, it's so fucking easy.Love how this shit is STILL ongoing in s&box. Any experienced gmod dev is not going to make games in your shit engine because they KNOW this will happen again.
>>739180109WHY do you type LIKE THIS?!
>>739180146
>>739180172Caps lock is acting up. DON'T worry about it.
garry would you sell me sausagegarry would sell me sausages
>>739180205sowwy gawwy, its our fault that half the workshop stopped working with every update... how dare we complain like petulant worms?devs should be GLAD they have to rewrite half their programs with every update!
>>739180146He doesn't post here you know
>>739180032>a bunch of californian lefties will be out of the jobwomp womp
>>739179998for example roblox is free, no nft fomo cosmetics, the devs aren't trannies.
>>739180335I believe the first part
>>739146281they're gaped
>>739180335>the devs aren't trannies.Wasn't one of them arrested recently for being a pedo?
what are the chances this failure makes garry rage so hard he delists gmod in spite
>>7391803870%
>>739180385not all pedos are tranniesbut all trannies are pedos
>>739162785This pic goes hard
The truth is that this kind of simplified anatomy, where characters lose virtually all human features such as shoulders, hips, etc., almost never works. So much so that even highly stylized cartoons retain most of the anatomical features of the human body (even when the characters are animals).
>>739147096>why can't we just let people enjoy thingsBECAUSE YOU CHARGE THEM MONEY FOR TRASH
>>739169956What does this loss represent?
>>739180291we know he prefers his hugbox echo chamber which is why shitbox turned out the way it did and is already losing money
erm Garry bros what is this...>>739180554
the grass cutting game is going to get new interest in the lawn mowing genre and we'll get a superior version of pic related in time
>>739173894Horse armour lead all the way up to this faggot post
>>739176591Should have playtested your version 1 release FAGGOT
>>739176591sorry but the garrys mod gamemode is not our top priority
>>739144987lol
>>739181319Got bored of marathon?
>>739181365Do you think steamdb only lists those 2 games? Cry more Garry you massive homosexual.
>>739181408No but /v/ does
>>739181462asshurt maratroon detected
>>739181319>>739181365the profit graph is even betterhttps://sbox.game/metrics/finance>>739181365marathon is officially concord 3>>739181462nobody cares about that massive flop marathon anymore
>>739181491KEK
>>739181462>>739181365https://steamdb.info/app/2582320/charts/lmao 10/10
>>739181476I knew itThese threads have that same performative over hating
>>739181462This little indie Rust clone I've been enjoying, with absolutely no fanfare, is doing better than both Marapoon and the GARRYVERSE
>>739181589>performativeI can promise you, my hate is genuine.
>>739181632how embarrassing
>>739181589>>739181658I knew it, this is the EGS pajeet.
>>739181658>ummm.... you did a big yikes, sisterkys fag
>>739181658For you
>>739181658>>739181589>>739181365lmao the egs pajeet is a dev for troonbox
>>739181751wow calling me trans AND indian?your 2 brain cells really worked overtime for that one lol
>>739181789imagine when your dev is the egs pajeet. how embarrassing garry. the egs pajeet killed so many games and you are next.
>>739181834garry isn't here, take your meds
>>739158765>>739181861I assumed this discord tranny is the egs pajeet because she uses the same avatar.
>>739178343GARRY, HIRE THIS MAN!
why are ALL mod devs so fucking autistic?
>>739146281yesgame should be 90% positive and gmod should be vacantyet here we are
>>739178343KOJUMBO
>>739177475Meds, schizo. It's obviously just bored retards trolling for attention.
Question about vibe-code:I'm doing a gamemode for s&box now. I'm vibecoding it, yet i have basic C# knowledge and can fix obvious misinterpretations and non-logical statements/connections between components. Is it important for a player that the game is vibe-coded, if it will have optimized performance?>inb4 it's doomed to be shit because it's vibecodedI know i'm not a proper developer and might not know how to write a proper code, but i still focus on game optimization to make a smooth player experience. And, desu, i don't even know a single existing gamemode in s&box which could run smoothly on my pc (not a justification, i just really don't know a complex s&game without fps drops)
egs pajeet exposed himself by seething about steam charts and marathon for no reason.>>739182153Meds, schizo. we know they are obsessed with these threads and post here.
>>739182227Epic game store?
>>739182212As long as it's fun and looks good I don't think people care that much
Can I make porn games in this sausage engine?
>>739182276yes, it's a pajeet known for shilling egs and calling everyone steamie (see archives) but he uses steam bc egs is so shit.
>>739182347Garry will try to beat you up if you do.
>>739182212when people say vibe coded i think they mean it's sloppily and hastily made, without any polish and thought behind it, since if you don't steer the ai it will just make generic stuff
>>739182347No, s&box would be flagged as an adult game and they would lose players and sales
Problem I had with s& in the beta is my net is shit, and even the most basic of fucking "games" is a 300mb+ download at minimum.
>>73916221299% of people who were excited for sandbox when they first announced it were hoping for a Gmod 2.0 with a new proper modern source engine. In fact people have been wanting a new gmod for a good while, it was a janky piece of crap 20 years ago and still is (yet it runs better than sandbox), it has just gotten worse with all the addons. People want garry's mod with bigger maps, better networking, performance and so forth. Not a game engine that is simultaneously just a game depending on the mood Garry is in.
>>739182408>>739182476I see. Thanks. What a shame.
>>739152883who knew that it'd take garry to bring chuds and troons closer together to unite against jeetbox
>>739153016yes garry, there are turgidity sensorsjust vibe code that with ai video
>>739147096When did he post these? The last couple of posts made me curious if he saw my post not understanding why they make spiteful condescending anti-player "my way or the highway" decisions and then suddenly change their minds on it. It's unlikely he did, but just in case, my point was why have that attitude in the first place if you actually are fickle enough to cave to criticism. It's just pathetic and embarrassing acting all smug and above it all only to backpedal to the pushback you claim you expected. You're not damned if you do damned if you don't, you have the choice to not be an obnoxious arrogant prick who's actively proud of that fact and you voluntarily put yourself in the position to be treated like a spineless cuck.
>>739183024>why they make spiteful condescending anti-player "my way or the highway" decisions and then suddenly change their minds on itThis is nothing new for garry and he's been doing this for years and years before s&box was ever announced. This is how he is, and how he usually treats his players. When he inevitably gets backlash because he ignored everybody else and never let anybody tell him "no" he'll come crawling back and slowly implement the fixes everybody was telling him to make years ago. The silver lining of this is maybe s&box will be good one day but its going to be by 2030
>>739183024well said
>>739180205The glue library incident was technically garry's fault, wasn't it?
>call it a sandbox>the sandbox is secondary to the roblox game environment
>>739170495In the business side of things this is what we call Pyrapemid scheme.
>>739164238>humans cant use full words as variableswhat jeet vibe coded detection is that?
>>739144987Aesthetics is the sole reason I won't play this game.The underlying systems are nice.
>>739171023>people told garry for 3 years sausage people suck>"no you're wrong">game collapses 2 feet out of the gate>"fine, we'll change it, but only after I'm done being passive aggressive about it"garry's so deluded
>>739144987this whole game is a dumpster fire, nevermind the fugly sausages, even the name is retarded, search engines don't like the ampersand in s&box, it's seo 101, garry is a fucking retard, jfc, he made one(1) successful game, which is rust(gmod piggybacked of hl2), and wasted tens of millions of dollars of pure rust profits on it
>>739183397I don't know what that is
>>739179375>>739179650Unity doesn't have a dedicated level editor
>>739184348>dedicated level editorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXwkXe4_Bdwyou can do the same in unity
20 dollars btw
>>739173424Hire a President to run the company, take role of Director of Research & Technology (Owner).President can veto your stupider shit Garry, and as owner you can still override President when you really really want to.
>$20 admission to a shitty amusement park>if any games get good, they'll go standaloneSo I'll just wait for the good games to go standalone and leave s&box?
>>739147096>7mln$thats really nothingyou would imagine with all the rust money he would put at lest 25mln$ into sandboxno wonder its so fucking shit, 7mln$ split over 10 years wont allow you to hire many veteran developers
>>739184094A gmod update broke someone's addon and the addon author got so many complaints he went insane and turned it into a goatse screamer crypto miner. It was a library so multiple addons dependent on it were affected.
>>739179947Yes
>>739144987>>739144987Post sausage women instead
>>739185213Garry didn't make any. Too much effort to make 2 types of hat NFTs to fit the different head sizes.
>>739184745>mln$?
the most ugly defalt looking character I ever seen in a video game. Wtf was Gary thinking
>>739184623That's the scene editor, both unity and s&box have itS&box is the only modern engine with a dedicated level editor, hammer
>>739181491>>739181542TRUST THE PLAN
>>739185087kek
>>739185848I-It'll go back up. They'll all come back, you'll see.
>>739185848garrycoinbros were gonna fucking MAKE IT
>>739185995Diamond hands, guys. Imagine how much these hats are gonna be worth!
>>739185087How safe is s&box?
>>739186164Nobody is going to make anything for it, so pretty safe. If you mean in terms of Garry fucking all the editing tools every week so older games won't even work anymore, that's still a thing.
asmongold will play s&box and the playercount will hit 100k. garry told me this
>>739186409whats the actual translation of streamer views to copies sold on average?
>>739185589nta but it means million $ come on, use your brain a little
>>739186468copies sold?
>>739160596500-1000 calories a day you fat fuck its not hard, if you're a bitch and can't handle feeling hungry then 1500 but it will take longer. you could lose that in about 9-12 months more realistically. that's not even including exercise.
>>739184721For players, yes.
I don't know what possessed Garry to say they plan for S&box going free2play in 1-2 years.Why the fuck would anyone buy the game if they know it'll be free with more games later. Actually it's worse because it'll old news by then and still won't have anything worth playing even for free.He kneecapped the paid release by announcing F2P later and kneecapped the free release by launching it way too fucking early and making it look like a big shit.
>>739153703garry was actually based for making me blackit made it MUCH easier to camp the gas station under the cover of darkness and murder people to steal their belongings
>>739187342>Why the fuck would anyone buy the game if they know it'll be early access, supporting
The real problem with susage men is that they are not compatible with 3d modeling softwareWanna use default mervelous presets? nopewanna use default humanoid rigs? nopewanna use shit like gloves? nope, number of fingers dosnt matchits such a bafflingly bad decision its hard to believe, all it does is give devs extra work
>>739185589mln stands for Medicare Learning Network, its how devs talk about how much what costs, they just name how many government grants it took, in this case 7
>>739153703Is it an excuse for selling dyes?
>>739187587Early access games generally don't tell would be buyers that it'll be CHEAPER if they wait. For a platform that lives or dies by playercount and FOMOtoys, this seems like a terrible strategy.
>>739179947>a good game>you turn to the left and start shooting zombies, pick up their shotguns and find armor on a pedestal>pretentious walking simulator ripoff of the previous>stand in a train where you're forced to listen to exposition and read the fart huffing developers' opening credits
>>739173057This pisses me off, this shit costed 7 million fucking dollars?With six years and 7 MILLION dollars you make your own goddam engine from scratch instead of failing to adapt someone else's engine into faux Roblox. What the fuck is this bullshit Gary. It must be fucking true that 70% of businesses fail due to managerial incompetence.7 million dollars wasted on fucking a Fanboy & Chumchum sausage party fanfic.Jesus Christ.
could addons for gmod be ported easily to source 2? i want to know if i should be even madder at garry for cucking us out of a proper gmod 2.
>>739179947surprisingly holds up to this day.level design and everything is solid except for the tram levels which is a shitshow.
>>739188549Unless your addon is just a mesh, no.
>>739151846They're literally just using him to playtest source 2 new features and changes without taking the heat of releasing it standalone with an SDK
>>739144987>waaaaa I can't goon to thisOP is a furry
>>739145417maybe I'm wrong but i think what made gmod special is that it wasnt just another game engine. roblox already exists and it doesn't seem like sausage party is doing anything new to compete with it.
>>739188549Source 2 is pretty much the exact same ancient dogshit as Source. It shouldn't be any problem, it's just over praised cuz brown Valve drones shill it every day
>>739153703this one was based, the sheer amount of crying from fags being forced to play as a woman and the sheer amount of crying from troons being forced to play an ugly man
OBLIGATORY GARRY MADE SAUSAGE PEOPLE TO STOP PEOPLE MAKING PORN MODS SO YOU FAGGOT STFU ABOUT ITFIRST THREAD WE HAD ON /V/ THIS INFORMATION IS PUBLISHED YET YOU CANT STFU ABOUT IT
>>739188720fair enoughim still pissedthis focus on making monetized games means the people who do decide to stick with s&box wont be making fun free addons for the sandbox mode and instead will be making aislop click content for a quick buck. so sandbox mode will remain shitty and so will the rest of the game. sucks.
>>739189000Why does Garry care what people jerk off to?
>>739189000nice spergout. he's removing them so now porn mods are suddenly allowed I guess
>>739188767except they gave him the deprecated hl alyx version and he already stripped so much from it there's barely any source 2 left in it so what you said makes zero sense
>>739189000Ah yes, people masturbating to the HL2 civilians was a real problem
>>739189000Actually it's because Garry seethes when he sees people who aren't ugly goblins like him.https://garry.net/posts/mailbag-sausage-men>In fact, whenever I see generic humanoids in a game I get annoyed. I don't want to play a game filled with trendy hipster 20 somethings. It's annoying. Everyone so cool, perfect figures, stylish hair.>I can't stand shows like Love Island that seem to revolve around young beautiful people. Can't stand to watch all the good looking young youtubers running around loving life. But yeah I'll watch a fat guy with a mullet mow his grass for 40 minutes.>But why sausage people? Why not make ugly humans? To be honest, I don't see a lot of difference. They're not strictly humans, but they're not strictly not humans.>More important to me is that they're not pretty, or trendy. I haven't seen the exact same models in 4 different games this year.>The world I envision them living in isn't a kids cartoon. There was an old cartoony show in the 90s, it was shown late at night so my dad used to set the video to record it so he could watch it on Sunday morning. It was called Crapston Villas. This is the kind of world I imagine these guys live in. Grimey and real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32YNCGKNa1k
>>739189129>>739189126ITS NOT CALLED "NICE SPERGOUT" -THIS IS- PUBLIC INFO WHICH I SAID I NMY POSTCLEARLY I WAS PERSONALLY ATTACKING YOU FOR PERSONALLY ATTACKING GARRY BECAUSE ITS LITERALLY WITHOUT CAUSE "LE NEW EPIC MARATHON XD US GAMERS AMIRITE?"ITS TOTAL CRINGE AND THOSE GAMES WERE ACTUALLY SHIT AND HAVE NO HOLSTER WHILE S&BOX IS LITERALLY A NORMIE GAME THAT MAKES NORMIES FUCK OFF BUT HERE YOU ARE JUST SHITTING ON IT for literally no reason WHEN I HAVE PROVIDED A REASON FOR THE "SAUSAGE PEOPEL" YPOU GO SPERGOUT!!! SPERGOUT!!!!ITS INFORMATION FOR YOU SPAMMING HATE THREADS WHEN THIS IS NOT THE WORST OF GAMIGN AND I WILL NOT LISTEN TOYOUR CURRENT "SOCIETAL" INTAKEEAT MY DICK YOU NPC WHICH YOU ARE WITHOUT CAUSE OR INDICTIONYOU ARE CLEARLY AN NPCIF YOU SEE MARATHON AND S&BOX AND YOU THINK THEY SHOULD BE HATED EQUALLY YOURE A TOTAL CUNT AND CAN FUCKING KYS
>>739189335BUY THE GARRYCOIN SIR
>>739189335CRIMSON DESERT AND RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEUM DID MORE DAMAGE TO GAMING THEN S&BOX HAS DONE YET, YET YOURE HATING ON THIS NIGGER GAMENOYOU ARE WRONGTHERE IS MUCH WORSEI DO NOT SHARE SOME "FIRE" YOU HAVE FOR THIS GAME ZIGGERZOOMIENEWFAGGOT
>>739189335now THAT is a proper spergout
>>739189480AND ALL YOU DO IN RETALIATION IS SHITPOST? HAHAHAHAAHAHAH GTFB2RBRO YOU THINK IM PERSOANLLY ATTACKING YOUTHATS WHAT YOU DO IN A FIGHT IS JUST SHITPOST? HAHAHAHAAHH WHAT A LOSER DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME BETA NPC
>>739189000You're like a dirty homeless guy screaming about something or other outside the gas station.Keep at it little buddy, you add some background flavor to the thread.
>>739189563MORE THEN YOU, TRASH NPCYOU DONT GET THAT, BITCH?NOW GIVE ME MONEY DOG
>>739164549Thank goodness someone drew a stick figure to go with this message.
>>739189000Minecraft and Roblox block people and Among Us beans aren't sexy but people made porn anyways because it's popular media and that gets clicks. If the sausage game was a success we'd get sausage femboys and sausage gyaru whores
>>739181956that's unironically a facepunch dev
>>739153703Is this actually true? No way right? I haven't opened rust in years.
>>739192025It was over 10 years ago.There's a G+ button in the screenshot.
>>739192192Time is just like... a number man....
>>739166730inb4 groomer allegations
>>739153703>that one guy
>>739180705huh, that's interesting. i wonder if it can be implemented in s&box, but their servers are p2p.
>>739193469lol
>>739193682dedicated too, if you want
>>739193682Why can't we just go back to not caring about what people say online? It's time to stop pretending the word "nigger" is more than a word.
>>739185087Garry hasn't updated Gmod himself in years though
>>739144987I expected nothing from this game and I still felt betrayed
>>739153016i hate really s&box but this message is based
>>739171993>>739172040its just random reaction people added. the first reaction that gets added gets to stay and after 25 or something unique ones you can only add to the counter of existing ones
>>739194063it was always about thought control. now they even censor regular words like murder
>>739186585>>739187812nta but $ comes before the number and "mil" is a far more common three-letter abbreviation for millionso one does wonder what sort of retard would come up with "7mln$" and use it more than once
>>739195474UNALIVE
>>739182029>gmod should be vacantNothing has the appeal or sovl of gmod
>>739152883knockout is a retarded hugbox but layla is a retard
>>739153703this was extremely fucking based and hilarious. the chudmaxxers getting insanely triggered that they were now permanently black women was incredible
post #500 we did it ladsfuck the thumbslop game
>500 posts after an entire day of samefaggingWe did it reddit!
>>739198436>t. braxen
>>739198436fuck off garry your "game" sucks ass
