This is a 30 year old man according to video games.
>>739155227I look like this and I'm 25.
>>739155227>this man got multiple girlfriendsWhat is your excuse /v/?
>>739155227its some shit with war stressing you out and making you age fast
Niko's 30? I always thought he was like 37/38
>>739155227white obama
>>739155227why his nose so big
>>739155227Hes been through a war nigga
slavs age like shit
>>739155227Eh I can see it
>>739155342I was more surprised to hear Roman's only a year older, I assumed he was in his 40's from both his appearance and because he owned a cab company and you don't see a lot of youngsters with those.
>>739155391>>739155427
>>739155227Slavs age like shit, most of them look like they're 40 by the time they hit their mid 20's.
have you ever seen a slav? they look 30 in their 18s
>>739155227This is a 25 year old man according to Hollywood.(25 years old at the time of recording)
I don’t want to go fucking bowling!
>>739155227>slavic war vetYeah, that's exactly what they look like
>>739155342yes, you can look up niko in a lcpd car computer and it tells you he's 30. little jacob is 26. i was surprised to see ray was only 32.
>>739155276he basically got the job at a law firm just weeks after landing in America
>>739155227This is a 32 year old woman according to real life
>>739158402
>>739155227Yes, that is what a poor, Serbian man who has been surrounded by poverty and violence his whole life and forced to commit war crimes would look like.
>>739155227Go to the Balkans, you'll see.
>>739155227seems legit.
>>739155227genetics and life can fuck you upthe guy who voiced professor Utonium from powerpuff girls just died and this is his picture at fucking 64. I guess a stroke will do that to ya.
>>739155227>tfw almost 30>no education>no car>no job>no house>no money>no girlfriend
>>739160541you think browsing 4chins will help you solve your life's problems?
>>739160541Keep scrolling you'll get all of those as long as you stay on the computer and keep scrolling
>>739155227>>739155323Maybe it's a slav thing to be this wrinkly
>>739160739its a slav thing because of>stress>alcohol>smoking
>>739160541you still have a lot of time to get yourself together, dont give up on your dreams just keep going dont let the negativity ruin your life
>>739155227>Slav>went through years of literal warGo outside OP
>>739160541We both know why that's the case anon
>>739157971The fucking Godfather poser? He's only 32? What the fuck
>>739155227That's what happens when you fight in a war. Compare zoomer veterans of the Russia/Ukraine war to western broccoli heads, the former look a decade or two older despite being the same age>>739158402vidrel
>>739161751
>>739155391(((Serbs)) (aka Orthodox ((((((Turks)))))) are just built like that.
>>739155227Probably because of all the stress from the war.
>>739161751Is there more lewd stuff with this milf or is this it?
>>739158402>nosering>social mediaThat's just a 32 year old woman who posts herself on social media and drinks a lot - which is of course the vast majority of white women.
>>739155276his first girlfriend was a glowie, the rest were pretty much due to his connections to various crime gangs and they're all painfully mid. also his best one dies in the good ending of the game.
>>739162184>the rest were pretty much due to his connections to various crime gangs and they're all painfully mid.Only Kate and Michelle are like that since they're story characters. Niko can date two girls from the in-game dating website which give decent perks if you max their relationships.
>>739155276He's Slavic women's type, they're all into the washed up tough guy alcoholic buzz cut look
>>739161647Makes his character kinda funny if you think about it
>>739160541>>no jobchange this now and the rest will comestop feeling bad for yourself and just get a fucking job any jobim almost 30i live with my momI thought I'd be a virgin foreverI hadn't worked at all most of my lifeBut then I got a warehouse job 6 months ago. Since then I lost 40 lbs. I'm building a savings account. Got my permit. Fell for a cute girl and lost my virginity. Just fucking trust me bro. Start with a job.
>>739161995>Talking to a white woman for two (2) seconds
>>739160541>no education>no car>no job>no house>no moneyThese are problems you should fix as soon as you can.>no girlfriendThis isn't really. Modern women are just whores that cost more and do less. Either find a woman that's worth her weight in gold in terms of being a cute, good, loyal wife-material woman or just fuck whores. I will never understand why you losers put pussy on such a pedestal.>Muh biological instinctThen go fuck whores. It's not like your brain can tell the difference (or like I said before, there is a difference other than whores put out more often and take dick better than most women).
>>739161947>t. catholic turk
>>739155227I looked like this except with greying hair at 30
>>739161751HAG SEXO
>>739155227>You pei me or aim goin to keel yu
>>739161751Korean manwhas told me what hapoens after.
>>739155227Dude had to crawl through the mud of the Balkan wars by the time he was a teenager. Of course he looks like shit.
>>739155227He is ugly but I don't mind OR for the sake of narrative I have to say he is, in fact, really handsome.
>>739162257>date two girls from the in-game dating website3, actually. 2 from lovemeet, 1 from blogsnobs (liberatedwoman.blogsnobs.org). She talks about giving a date a footjob on the first date, based. Gives Niko a discount at Perseus, though that's useless.
>>739155276It's not 2008 anymore. Dating is kind of a waste of time and the rewards aren't worth it or are better delivered by a prostitute.
>>73915522730 year old Serbian
>>739155227It do be like that.
>>739155227I'm 30 and I look worse
>>739165020>he needs to pay whores in order to get pussy
>>739165020>Dating is kind of a waste of time and the rewards aren't worth itIt's not worth it to feel love? What?
>>739166748You pay either way anyway.
>>739155276In 2008 the average normie was a Chad.Not in looks but you get what I mean.The sexual market and society were different.
>>739155276im not a psychopath
>>739160612as another anon in the same situation, it helps me not kill myself
>>739158402Hag
>>739155227Wait really? I always thought he was like late 40'sHe looks rough but he also went through a ton of horrible stuff.
>>739155227I'm 30 and look like that
Zoomers are balding at 20
>>739155227Not everyone is as blessed and eternally youthful as this young lad
>>739155276Dating sites and actually going outside and meeting people worked back then.
>>739170809Too much cortisolbtw I hate that I'm hearing normies chain using the word cortisol in rl now THE INTERNET NEEDS TO STAY ON THE INTERNET WHEN I GO OUT GOSH DARNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO NORMIES HAVE TO BE ON THE INTERTNET NOW I HATE IT
>>739170863>normiesYou're the normalfag fren
>>739171261n-n-n-n-NOOOO it's not true....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have babyface and receding a hairline.
