>get to this scene>instant fucking chills>the soundtrack kicks in rhythm with the dialogueNow I get why this is a 10/10Here's the scene (but I recommend you play the game blind for the best experience):https://youtu.be/gLIAc6q8iyw?t=1201
>>739157876/v/ had no issue with DDLC or Life is Strange or Mouthwashing or the Telltale games so why are chuds upset about this now? I beat it and thought it was a pretty solid story and writing, 8/10, nothing mindblowing, but the outrage over it is ridiculous.
>>739157876nobody wants your game stop shilling it
>>739157876>Starts a forest fire that potentially kills millions of animals and displaces hundreds to thousands of people, because dad badWhy are women like this?
>>739158020Physical embodiment of /v/ here.I'm a gay fat retard who really cares about the ethics of video game journalism in 2026. So when I saw this game got a 10/10 from IGN I pissed shit and came in my pants.
>>739157876What's up with the 2fps animation style?
>>739157876I popped a boner when she says daddy
>>739157876>>739158020>>739158205None of you will ever be women.
>>739158217Probably because it's a movie game with no fail states (you don't even have to do the QTEs, as again there's no fail states)
>>739158272I can't be a woman because as the physical embodiment of /v/ I am too busy being gay, fat, and retarded.
>>739158020Probably just feels off when this game that is probably a 7.5/10 at most is getting 10/10 from every online publisher. I guarantee the backlash would be nowhere near this big if it weren't for that. It just reeks of paid reviews and shilling and good ol games journalist dick sucking.
>>739158020>/v/ had no issue with DDLC or Life is Strange or Mouthwashing or the Telltale games so why are chuds upset about this now?There absolutely was backlash to all of those games here you fucking reddit spacing retard
>>739158020DDLC, Life is Strange, Mouthwashing, or any of the Telltale games, were getting 10/10s across the board. Actually. Your cited games are better than Mixtape. So why were they rated so much worse?
>>739157876Cool another ragebait thread from this piece of shit game
Yeah, it was a really great game. Maybe not a 10/10, but nothing's perfect. I'd personally rate it at around a 7.5-8/10, which is fair in my opinion.Writing was on point, never a dull moment and the characters were great. I could see the younger, teenage version of me being friends with them if they were real. Really appreciate it when devs take the time to make characters with a ton of depth
>less than 500 peak CCU>only sold 100k LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLcan you imagine how much they spent just on the music
>>739157876Cassandra a CUTE
>>739158217because it looks good.More games should do it. No wonder movies film at 24 FPS.
>Still no pornTalk about a fucking flop.
>>739157876She's Asian-American? I get the melodrama now. Asian-American teens are particularly retarded when they rebel. This is an accurate depiction.
>>739157876Blink twice if you're being held hostage OP.
>Steam reviews are 86% positive>all 10 of the most helpful reviews are negativeLMAO chuds are soooooooo mad. Just a few days ago only one negative review was on the most helpful, before chuds started mass upvoting the negative review and mass downvoting the positive reviews
>>739157876I want to Tickle Stacy Rockford's Feet until she pees and embarrasses herself infront of her cringey friends.
>>739158607No it fucking doesn't lmao
>>739158715That's a child for fucks sakes
>>739158713You lost shill lmao
>>739158635so what you're saying is that it was either this or the mayli route?
>>739158772one joke
>>739158812Mad
>>739158731Not the fictional child!!!
>>739158715If this game was a real 10/10 there would be alot more porn of the characters.
based. no wonder chuds hate this game, they can't stand to see a woman stand up for her self.
>>739158476>responding to bait
>>739157876oh so its "make fun of this shit" type game
>>739158812I don't care whyDoesn't even matter how hard you cry
>>739158152She didn't start the fire.
>>739158772>ACKTAPE
fine i'll buy it you fucking shill
>>739158635Her last name is Morino which google tells me is of Japanese origin.
This shit is just LiS but woke as fuck and two of the protagonists are lesbians instead of straights.
>>739160862There are no gays in the game and the only "woke" thing about it is rebellious youth and a fuck the police attitude which we used to just call "punk".You're all a bunch of schizo cunts jumping at shadows.
>>739161485what manga is this she's cute
Funny how you shartycucks get supermad at Mixtape for being a walking sim but also glaze the shitty cat game
>>739161576>what if we made a walking sim except with near nonexistent story, writing, or characters>literally the only appeal is le wholesome chungus catGod, I hated this piece of shit so much. So incredibly fucking boring.
All this shilling and for what?
>>739161615are you OP?
someone shoop her eyes to be slightly further apart
>>739161652Yes, but not sure how that's relevant
>>739161646>concurrent players for a story gameFucking dumbassYou guys don't understand stories though, so. Totally illiterate
>>739159289She threatened to, and according to leftist logic that's already equivalent to actually doing it.
>>739161615>what if we made a press A simulator but it had shitty music and annoying faggot characters>FUCK CATS THO REEEEEEEEEEEEejoyless nigger faggot sloplover jew
>>739158772not enough twitching and urination
>>739158152Because "we" let them.
>>739158713That's cool bro, still not buying the game.
>>739158020imo nothing lowered the bar quite like undertale.
>>739158713so many fuckin retards from the sharty getting mad at this game lmfoa
>>739157876>"Daddy, if you trap me here this will only be the beginnings of my wicked ways">"Cus I'm angry and I'm wired and I'm fixing for a whole lotta trouble">they thought that this dialogue sounded either cool, like something a teenager would actually say, or both
>>739161967let's get even more basic>they thought that this dialogue sounded like something a human being would say
Jests aside, the general reaction is quite similar to Highguard: both were disproportionately shilled and glazed for the shit-to-barely-mediocre quality they bring. It's just that Mixtape did it on purpose with unfair amounts of money while Highguard did it accidentally through one smooth-talking retard (the unfair amount of money got wasted on shitty game mechanics instead).
>>739161748and overall ownership, including cucksole, of less than 200k sales :)
>>739161752man this place got no fuckin sense of humor anymore
>>739162071>it's not as popular as fucking minecraft so it's a flop
>>739162096brainrot children don't know that songthey only know the same like 5 songs that are in the background of every tik tok video
>>739162136explains all the hate, it's ADHD brainrot children and their shitty cringe culture :)
>>739157876>daddyDo girls really? I don't know a single +10 y/o guy that calls his mom mommy.
>>739162134Greasing palms ain't cheap, ya know.
>>739158152let the motherfucker burn
>>739162054Highguard did not score highly. It has an average of like 64. All of the shilling was on social media not in actual reviews.
>>739158020DDLC is literally a 6/10 at best simply because it solely hinges on shock value
>>739157876People who play this and love it must have wonderful lives. I can't imagine anything that doesn't give you immense joy if you think this absolute dogshit is 8/10, let alone 10/10.
Rockford is just so cool she’s like way into music and knowledgeable and I was so her back in hsOnly I wasn’t a girl But I will be soon ;)
>>739157876dont care, not buying it or even watching anything about itstop shilling, fag
>>739162357Are you kidding? They're the kind of people who love what they're told to love and hate what they're told to hate, and fear what they're told to fear, and are traumatized by what they're told to be traumatized by. It must be fucking exhausting.
>>739158772Why are they flying?
>>739162357>t. thinks factorio is fun
>>739159289It was always burning since the world's been turning
>>739159289And I bet you expect me to believe it was always burnin since the world's been turnin.
>>739162134>"but what about the literal most popular game of all time EVER!"minecraft has SOLD over 350 million copiesyour shitty game couldn't even sell 200k AT BEST estimateone can only imagine how many buyers refunded it :D
>>739162448They say ignorance is bliss. Turning off the brain and going with the mob is very ignorant, and undeniably comforting.
>>739161794based
>>739162548considering the unenlightened mob is currently seething at this game unlike the high IQ critics, no it isn't
>>739157876sounds cool, but, what about the gameplay?, does it has cool mechanics?, what does this has to offer that is relevant to my time and money?
>>739162593>high IQ critics
>>739162608>sounds cool, but, what about the gameplay?It doesn't actually have any, its at best an interactive music video in the sense that you get a single button that lets you make a specific thing happen during each scene, so you can fiddle around with that while the 2-3 hour long music video happens. Kinda cool if you're into whatever this is as a music video I guess, pretty gay if you're expecting a video game, either way it should probably only cost $5 and the universal 10/10 reviews are dumb
>>739158152>Starting forest fires because you're in a bad mood is a good thing>Funded by the Australian governmentI hate my fucking country bro.
>>739162593Too on the nose. Try harder with your shitpost please.
>>739159032Yep like how there is oceans of porn of the walking dead girl
>>739158020holy newfag. /v/ was shitting all over life is strange 11 years ago.
>>739162720>everything I don't like is shitpost
>>739158020Why pretend it's just /v/? Literally everyone thinks this game sucks.
>>739157876That's great OP, I'm glad to hear that so many informed gamers are enjoying the kino they deserve
>>739162705>aussie taxes pay for development>bazillionaire daddy pays for "ad campaign"(literally just bribery)Life is pain.
>>739157876this is the first time I've laughed at a game in a long time, what were they thinking?
>>739157876better than the shit slop valve makes that everyone glazes>wheres HL3 durrrrrrthere's a reason they stopped making games
>>739161576>t- the c- cat game was g- good! Owned chud!Who the hell liked that non-game? The people who like Mixtape?
>>739158152Not only that but...>Instead of issuing literally any appropriate punishment, the dad turns a blind eye and backs off.The game wants to present Cass as having being horribly stifled by her family, but despite their general disapproval of her constant delinquency they still jarring permissive and extend a lot of freedoms to her.She basically just comes across as a spoiled kid seeking attention.Actually, both of the main female characters suck personality-wise now that I think about it.
>>739158020>/v/>didn't have a problem with Life is Strange>didn't have a problem with Mouthwashing>didn't have a problem with Telltale gamesI, too, can make up complete fabrications with no basis in reality."You are not a shill." See? Lying is easy.
>>739163285>game with shitty annoying controls on purpose means game journos bad!!!Goddamn bro
>>739163353>OP is straight.Wow you're right, lying is easy.
>>739158020Honestly I don't think posts like these are even shilling, surely marketers are shrewd enough that acting annoying is bad for selling your product.It all just seems like another artstyle of shitposting/bait.
>>739161748This. Youtube and Twitch views also count. It has at least twice that many players.
>>739163403Senran Kagura had such elaborate designs. It'd be one thing if it was just a game with lewd characters, but even the outfits, art and personalities were intricate in their variety of fetishes. It's a shame it's done for.
>>739163464Hero Irene, my beloved
>>739157876Remember to boycott mixtape, it's funded by trump zionists funding right wing propaganda.
>>739159289
>>739163464When it's here it's usually anon being obnoxious. The attempt at humor is styling the posts as something real shills type unironically. Problem is every faggot OP thinks they're creative with this attempt.Actual shilling really is this phony and annoying, arguably worse.
>>739163585proof that jews made the best media and mixtape won.
>>739158969Your pedophilia isn't fictional.
>>739158812>you should do more than necessary because... you just should okay?!One joke is all it takes to get you seething.
>>739158812
>>739157876tits or gtfo
>>739163506Killed by Sony for "brand damage" that never existed, only to push the likes of Mixtape.Fucking cunts.
>>739158205Actually I think you're probably a tranny from GJC who needs to suffer
Wouldn't be surprised if /v/ starts saying mixtape is actually heckin good. I say that as someone who finished it and didnt find it very woke or anything. Its just a fuckin snooze fest non game
>>739157876Shit game. Modern audience writing. Characters are narcissists and unrelatable. Main characters do crime, game reinforces their behavior and face no consequences.
>>739163421>No, you don't understand he's actually very intelligent and it's the game at faultlollmao
>>739163585I like that the poster self-censors "zionist" and "israel" exactly once and never bothers again. Makes it look so ridiculously performative.
>>739163865Conservatives cannot make games, it's very simple.
>>739162036The game is filled with "dialog" that sounds like people reading Wikipedia entries
>>739163748It was mocked and disliked by some on the Western side, including some big figures mocking it for fanservice, so Sony decided to side with them. You're right that it's hypocritial in the end. Even among the people I mentioned, journalists or youtubers will defend their own kind if even one of them gets negativity on social media, yet they couldn't care less about lewd game developers being left to rot as a result of what they stand for.
>>739162096project less, the entire thread is laughing at this piece of shit game
>>739157876>"Daddy, I'm a narcissistic, destructive sociopath, and if you don't praise and validate me for those things, you're (somehow) at fault for anything I destroy in the future!"
>>739162521
>>739164091>standing up for yourself.. evil!!!!!!!!!!Isn't 4chan supposed to be the angry anarchy website
On behalf of Melbourne, Australia -- we're sorry about this game. Instead, you should play The Drifter, a point & click adventure set in & made in Melbourne. It is far less woke.
>>739163171They payed to keep the licencing for the music in perpetuity. Think about how much money is required for that
>>739164127no you're supposed to bow to authority, they are always right
>>739164127>Isn't 4chan supposed to be the angry anarchy websiteNo, its just a place where you can be honest without getting doxxed for having autism like all the other social media sites
>>739164127Ah, yes, that's exactly what I said, and not a complete projection on your part.
>>739163975They made Ori just fine and some critics rate them as the best in the genre
>>739158629damn that scene plus some correction would be diamonds
>>7391578763/10 bait.
>>739158205>I will recount an unarguably correct assessment but add "shit" and "piss" after every word to say my opponent (actual fucking humans) is silly
>>739163812DUUUUDE I'm already suffering every day because the the heccin game journos gave some literal who game a 10/10
>>739163421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOjXaAZHEQE
>>739164505Your post was so full of aids it made me shit piss and cum in my fucking pants again UGHGGHHH
>>739164083Neptunia got hit as a collateral and it makes my blood boil.
>>739163421so, hitting two buttons in sequence is too hard?
>>739164606>it's just hitting a button>reeeeeeeeeee mixtape is just hitting a button not a gaaameidiot
The voice acting is fucking atrocious, jesus christ. Why does the Asian guy at the end sound like a Mexican attempting a southern accent?
>>739164631what are you even talking about little bro
>the same retard who couldnt figure out cuphead's tutorial gave shittape a 10/10figures
>>739158217Spiderman was popular and then le quirk chungus KPop Demon Hunters also used it.
>>739164685you're making shit up to hate on annapurna because of antisemetic drivel
>>739158020because IGN gave it a 10/10(but reviews dont matter you guise)
>>739157876i dont know anything about the game but i can tell by the reactions to it it's probably not that bad, people only seem to really dislike it because of the culture war shit
>>739164782im not buying your shilled garbage game, faggot
>>739164782>antisemetic"PLEASE, won't somebody think of Jeffery Epstein and his people!"
>>739164854>immediately rages when someone brings up your groyper bullshit>>739164884Palestine lost. So did your shitty cat game
>>739157876Sounds like someone needs some Daddy punishment
>>739157876I can't believe there isn't porn of this scene. This is the perfect setup for a correction. She is literally asking for it. She is a bad girl, she needs to be disciplined. She begs daddy to grab her by the hair and have his way with her.
>>739165212The artist types who make smut of games they play wouldn't play Mixtape.
>>739163916>While it was a thrill to play as the classic blue hedgehog in his debut game, the controls and difficulty of the quarter-eating arcade era have not aged well
>>739158152https://youtu.be/mFKvzlaIK34?si=FjBKVBCV1zRnJMBP&t=7629Lost Records did it first, you burn down this cancer bitches families entire business and start a massive forest fire to teach her evil hunting family a lesson, now they have no business and their daughter will die from cancer void. Lost Records is fcking insane idk how people missed it, you literally do witchcraft and bring demons into the world and they posses a girls sisters mean boyfriend and you fucking kill him its all their fault but its like girl power
>>739157876Are you guys going to keep forcing this thread when no one played this or cares about it?
>>739165342I feel like the hatred for mixtape would make more sense if it was Lost records because now that was utterly shit and took too long to beat. At least Mixtape understood not to overstay it's welcome and is a short 3 hour game.
>>739157876Games like these are adored by people who don't play video games.
>>739158152i did a similar thing once when i was pissed>muh animalscry more moralfag
>>739165423Lost Records genuinely deserves hate it literally is the most evil retarded girl power game ever, theres so many little fcked up details like you find kats journal where she is literally cursing Corey and doing witchcraft rituals and you find like blood ritual voodoo dolls if you look enough. Corey wasn't even a bad person deep down he just had issues because his mother died, he wanted to protect kat because she was over exterting herself with cancer, and he even defended the girls when the did a live performance and carried kat home. then he gets possessed and killed and nobody cares and then the fat bitch you play as goes and dances with the evil spirits as an adult. I just couldn't believe it
>>739165604I dropped it after tape 1 after hearing how much worse it gets. Glad to know I didnt make a mistake then.
>>739164590I love Neptunia. What Mod is this?
>>739165604Based Corester
>>739165693https://www.moddb.com/addons/hyperdimension-neptunia-peashy-swimsuit-skin-for-gta-sa
>>739158242>daddyIt's a fetish thing, anon.
Daddy/Daughter is so underrated, especially when its the daughter who initiates onto her reluctant father
>>739165537A shit load of dead animals means an even bigger load of vermin.>A single female rat can produce up to 6 litters per year, with 5 to 12 pups per litter
>>739157876>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* oooooh daddy~ *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* I'm sorry for being a bad girl... mmmh... I'll be good, I promise~ *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* daddy, you're sooo big... aaaaahhhh~
>>739157876>*breaks fourth wall epicly*>"And here's Tomfuckery by The Poopshitters">Le heckin epic 3 minute autorun section where you can't lose and plays by itself begins Woah....Can't wait for this steaming pile of dogshit to win GOTY.
>>739157876I'm not going to play the game so someone just greentext the plot for me. So far, I only know that it is about a group of girls living life and one of them is an alcoholic and another is insane.
>>739157876Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>739165985No one played it. Go read an ign review or something.
>>739165985>3 teenagers have one final day hanging out together before they move on with their lives to work/college>Stacy Rockford makes a mixtape for this perfect day as they talk about the good times and bad together in a special time of their lives as teenagers.
>>739161576Cat game didnt insist upon itself with shitty writing. It sold itself as a literally cat walking sim with occasional bits of lore to discover.
>>739165342In life is strange amber also starts a forest fire.Is this really a trend?
>>739165423Mixtape overstays it's welcome
>>739158020>/v/ had no issue with Life is Strange
>>739166126How does the jumping mechanic work? Is it floaty or stiff?Is the aiming auto-assist?
>>739166126Joke's on them my teenage years fucking sucked.Actually my life still does.
>>739157876>play>the gamelmaoing at your fucking life
>>739166250Game doesn't have mechanics
>>739157876Jewish video game
>>739158336You're the physical embodiment of yourself, and yes, you're gay, fat and retarded, you get it across.
>bait thread>full of repliesLet these poorly paid indian threads die
>>739163585wtf I love mixtape now
>>739166250The game is an on rails interactive movie. The gameplay moments boil down to "press face button to do thing"
>>739157876How the fuck you play or even cleared a video game with ugly character design like this?
I suppose my problem is, everything I've seen there is no point to having a player. I haven't seen anything about choices the player makes or a single 'game over' screen. Why wasn't this a short movie? Everything thats clever-to-decent about it works just as well in a purely visual form. I'm not going to play it don't tell me to play it
>>739166560It should've been a short movie. It's barely a game and doesn't do anything mechanically interesting
>>739157876my gf was playing this and I couldn't stop laughing at the dialogue and guitar riffs for emphasis just killed me. I thought those were vine booms added by whoever posted the MP4.We played The Walking Dead together years ago and The Wolf Amogus and had fun so she thought I would like this too.
>>739165537I hope you burn to death one day faggot
The only genuinely interesting thing about this (((game))) is the fact that pay some retarded amount of money for using licensed music, allegedly in perpetuity which is unheard of.
>these glazers dunking on the criticismShow personal purchase/play statistics, plox.
>play mixtape>enjoy game>move on with my life>go to /v/>retards still talking about how they hate ityawn
>>739157876Do 90s kids really talk like that?
Post your highest score and some gameplay clips of the game
>>739164782>because of antisemeticBut I don't hate semites. I hate jews.
>>739157876>>739158020Absolutely zero subtlety
>>739162071>>739163494>what is gamepass
>>739167032>90's>Talk shit to your dad>Meet the belt for several minutesNo
>>739167014it's shills
>>739167032Nobody talks like that
>>739167014>play mixtape>camp in mixtape threads>move onthings that never happened
>>739158020>/v/ had no issue with Life is StrangeWhat is this fucking revisionism? That game was being ruthlessly mocked here on the same level as Gone Homo.
>>739158772KEK
>>739158020If the writing and story are just "solid" then how the fuck is it an 8/10? That sounds like a 6/10 to me.
>>739158020>Life is Strangeoh we absolutely did lmao, everyone hated chloe as a sjw
>>739158205>>739164582troon
>>739157876Doesn't look like a good game. Best to play something else.
uuhhmm... g-gameplay??!!
>>739162705>"my country">doesn't know about how we fund all sorts of art stuffI was working on a thing as a VFX person during covid and they got funding from Screen Queensland. It's more an incentive to actually produce something here because all our industries are propped up by government funding and when that gets pulled, they disappear overnight.
>>739162195I call YOUR mom mommy instead.
>>739162705It's what we get for electing a Socialist.
>>739157876This this the kind of shit I imagine "sigma males" make up in their mind when they get
I am weary of the lack of authenticity on this board...
If kinetic visual novels are games, then Mixtape is a game as well
>>739159289It was always burning since the world was turning
>>739158336You can't be a woman for those exact reasons.
>le 90's nostalgia>except 80% of the soundtrack is from the 80's but earlier>gets tech wrong>gets fashion wrong>gets slang wrong>story hinges on it having fifty trillion boring flashbacks otherwise the main narrative would be twenty minutes long>characters are too similar to one another. You have Rockford, male brown Rockford and Rockford if she had a cop for a dad>Rockford is a boring autist who sounds like she's hosting a radio show nobody cares to watch, >There's no real interpersonal conflict; Cass's dad reveals he is le music lover too and lets them escape after starting the fire. The closest would be Rockford being jealous Cass hangs out with Jenny (a character with four lines and nothing she says indicates she's worthy of hatred.)Life is Strange at least had Max talk like a normal human being when she wasn't talking to Chloe or Warren and it had actual stakes. Fucking Goodbye Volcano High had better interpersonal drama. What a waste of time. I did have some modicum of enjoyment drunkenly ruining the video rental store. 0.5/10.
>>739162521You might have been samefagging with this reply. But lack or replies to this is more upsetting. Zoomers really are uncultured swine.
>>739165329kek...I heard it in THAT voice
>>739158020>solid writing
>>739169886the only right response
>>739158812I don't know why
>>739172352yeah, the shill who was paid to make that post isn't fooling anyone
>>739165440I don't play videogames, and this looks hideous to me.
>>739172352I thought it was a 7/10. I knew it had zero gameplay going into it so I was prepared for that. I still thought it was pretty annoying for the first 30min or so but I was bored and stuck with it and it eventually grew on me. Not worth $20 but also definitely not worth the amount of hate it gets which makes me think its just as manipulated as the reviews. If IGN didn't give it a 10 nobody would be talking about it. But they did so now it will have 1-2 threads on the front page forever.
>>739158020The outrage is because of the 10/10, Masterpiece, all out media shilling, also you know it, no idea why you're even asking what's the outrage about.
>>739157876Why does every piece of media now have to be about "living your truth"? There's no heroism, there's no greater good, there's no pathos, it's just celebrating people's shitty, self-centered views of themselves.
>>739165440>posts gachaslop
>>739157876As a fan of Lush, the first 20 seconds of this makes me want to die. I know that's not what OP is getting at but listening to this game try to describe to me music that I already like is soul-rendingly hard to stomach. At least they chose one of Spooky's better songs, I guess.
>>739164526Upvote
>>739173782Welcome to being raised on social media and "influencers".
>>739166663It had to be a game because that quality would not have cut it as a decent film honestly.
>>739157876Millennials killed the gaming.
>>739174278Yeah... all those millenials that were 18 in the mid 90s which were 0.So tired of xers skinwalking whenever they fuck up.
>>739161576Game journos weren't slobbering all over it as if it were Citizen Kane.
My tax dollars went into this
I enjoyed the artful escape much more
>>739158020>/v/ is one personGood morning, Lilith>DDLCCame out as a free game with cute girls, and has multiple endings/paths>Life is StrangeThe majority of /v/ hated it day one if you were actually here. The only reason anyone likes it now is because of the girls. At least LIS had (inconsequential) choices and multiple (2) endings which is much more than could be said about Mixtape>MouthwashingSame thing, most anons on /v/ only ever liked it because Anya. It's the same on rails bullshit as Mixtape, but at least the narrative is more interesting>Telltale gamesThere's a reason they went bankrupt. At least you did often get choices that, at the very least, would result in different dialogue later in the game.Above all else, none of these were glazed by the faggots in gaming media to the extent Mixtape was.
>>739174735TWD Telltale (S1) received a 9.3 on IGN, it's a classic, a widely loved game for its story and the way it executed it, and it has vastly more content and gameplay (and choices) than Mixtape, which got a literal 10. Journos are so shameless they try to gaslight us that this shit is better than Lee and Clem.
Buy an ad
>>739158635Not really her dad should of slapped the shit out of her.
I don't get the anger either, it should be relief.Giving a walking simulator a 10/10 is like a full admission of guilt. Obviously we were right all along. Nothing left to see here, move along.
>>739157876Holy fuck that's so cringe I want to slap the shit out of her for being a dumb bitch
>>739158020Good bait.Here's a (you).
>>739175132>Should of
>>739163464>surely marketers are shrewd enough that acting annoying is bad for selling your product.A friendly reminder of the Saints Row Reboot marketing ""campaign"".
>>739158812it starts with one
>>739161646GAME OF THE YEAR
>>739162478They do that in the game.
>>739157876Super Mario for adultsFinally!
>>739163661Mixtape's gameplay elements are borderline non-existent and a the narrative is boring coming-of-age tripe.The visuals aren't impressive, the music is licensed, and the characters range from bland to insufferable.The women aren't even attractive enough to produce decent r34.The only reason someone would go to bat for this 'game' is if they were being paid to do so.
>>739158715Wait that's a female?
>>739163585>saying this like 4chan would have a problem. with itYou are on the website with more right-wing nutjobs than any other, how the fuck did you think this would work
No one would have bat an eye at this shit if it wasn't so obviously astroturfed. The publications that have given this turd 10/10 have not given such a score to certified industry classics, which is to imply that this interactive animated movie is better than something like Half-Life 2, which just isn't true on any metric.It also doesn't help that the whole thing is this retarded mess of anemoia dreamt up by a rich australian kid fantasizing about teenage years in california, in the 90's. It plays out exactly as awkwardly as that sounds.
>>739179073It's no less astroturfed than any other game, shockingly
>>739157876>>739158020>trolling outside of /b/
>>739158635Oh we know
>>739179073I actually checked and lmao
>>739179159absolute bullshit. shut the fuck up you goddamn retard
>>739179073>No one would have bat an eye at this shit if it wasn't so obviously astroturfed.It's the depression quest of 2026>Everyone is giving it 10/10Not even last years GOTY Expedition 33 got this many 10/10'sYou expect me to believe a life is strange woke ripoff is better? I will make a prediction it has higher scores than GTA6 right now
>>739164853It is that bad. Feel free to play it.
>>739179073>man i hate these movie "games">unlike the good games...>half life 2lmao
>>739158635After seeing the visceral reaction to the mom in that turning red movie here, I've come to realize how hard some asian-americans see themselves as eternal victimsThey took that shit HARD
>>739174278>See life is strange>"Oh wow, time travel adventures!">Purchase it with sister>It's freaking college drama>Not even real college drama, just stupid generic "American college" fantastical type drama, as if every woman was concerned by pregnancy scares back in college lmaoFastest refund of our lives.
>>739161576I never played cat game but I'd rather walk around as a cat than play as some faggy proto-troon
>>739180797>proto troon because she actually stands up for herself >as opposed to shitty escape the world plot with knockoff headcrabs (cringy valveslop)
If the devs were Aussie, why not make 90s Aussie life, at least that would be different?
>>739177917>licensed music BADWe get it you'd prefer some shitty ambient soundtrack made by a tranny
>>739177917>the music is licensedCould you please elaborate on this?What the hell do you even mean when you wrote that?Do you only listen to royalty-free music and nothing else?
>>739169539>If kinetic visual novels are gamesthey arent
>>739181747NTA but it's pretty clear, licensing music isn't proof of talent or much intentionality. It's gotten with fuck you money. It's not an artistic virtue but an economic virtue of having the money to buy it. Just like how buying the rights to buy cool pictures to look at in the game wouldn't make it have good artistic direction. I'm just realizing this is like a 100 IQ concept you pavement apes, how do you not understand this obvious shit.
>>7391580208/10 is nothing “mind-blowing”??? Are you retarded. That score is way too high for a “game” that has no controls and a generic tranny written teen angst story.
>>739157876>>739158020If I find out someone is in the video game industry, I'm hitting them in the eyes and hands and throat so they can't work anymore. Subversive faggots the lot of you.
>>739181747>He doesn't listen exclusively to open sourced music.Absolutely proprietary.
>>739179886I went to check and Expedition 33 has like 50 10/10s, Mixtape only has 20 in comparison.
Reminder that Mixtape isnt even the highest scoring game of the year so far. All this drama over nothing.
>>739179745They are not even the same genre there’s no point to this kind of comparison, you’re not judging games off of things they’re not trying to do
All the backlash is just cause of old boomers mad that the teens in this game stand up for themselves. They should really shut up, they are irrelevant oldfags.
>>739157876>made by nepo baby using dads money>story is about standing up to dadMany such cases. Nepo babies love defying their parents in fiction
>>739182541>Tax payer fundedNah, see it's my business as it is tax payer fundedI don't pay taxes but receive NEET bux from taxes every dollar put into this game is a dollar I could have spent on steam games and furry porn commissions
>>739182737This is why nobody likes anti woke media, they dont make any sense.
Christ, this thread is still up?Is it still full of desperate shills, or has it just devolved into trolls trolling trolls at this point?
>>739182681>Zoomoid stands up to me at work>"You have to respect me, you have to use my name, you can't call me broccoli boy">Tell HR I caught him trying to make deepfakes of female employeesYeah let's see how standing up for yourself goes in the real world
>>739157876I hate the family guy meme with a passion but this shit quite literally insists upon itself
>>739158020>telltaleLeave Sam and Max out of this.
>>739182995>zoomer burns down your shitty house >you die>the cops do nothing about it
>>739157876how the fuck do you say the words "my wicked ways" and nor feel like some Hot Topic fake wiccan Midwest poser?
>>739158020Just for calling me chud, I won't play it.
None of the characters in Mix Tape are as cool or good as pic related
>>739163663Epstein Files are fictional too?
>>739163719it's on the coroner's goggles.
>>739158020>I beat itYou mean you just sat and watched the story happen. There's nothing to beat, retard
>>739179745This reminds me of that old meme where people would grade games on whether it got a better IGN score than Imagine Party Babyz.
>>739159175I lol'd
>>739159289Hula-hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-goU-2, Syngman Rhee, payola, and KennedyChubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
>>739183204Well she IS posing. Pretending like she started the fire to threaten her dad. Also she's drunk.
>>739165537You sound like a deranged tranny
>>739158713WOWAll 6k of them?
Obvious antiwhite industry plant. Antiwhite journalist scum giving the reviews.
>>739158812Yet you don't have even one
>>739159289YES, THE FIRE RISES
>>739158020You faggots laugh but this is the kind of revisionistic shit that people pull for the likes of Undertale on here saying /v/ always loved it and loved it back then. Not realizing it was always viewed as shipfag tumblr faggotslop. There just weren't that many decent indies in 2015
What we learned from /v/>They hate music>They hate when people have fun>They hate when people stand up for themselves>They get unreasonably assmad when you point out the fact their hate campaign is entirely ad hominems against the developers and publishers>They can't actually make good critics
>>739167014We get it you are a tranny and don't like it when people hate on transfolks
>>739185162so true xister!
>>739185340Oh fuck off shartycuckI bet you were the one behind that fucking stray thread
>Daddy, if you trap me here this will only be the beginnings of my wicked ways.
>>739158576Don't worry, daddy Larry will make his money back from all the insider trading he is doing from the Iran conflict
>>739161576>be clementine >be crystalnigger homo hippie dyke>get thrown in jail with your shitty little pet cat>ackackackakclakcksmckackackackYup, I'm thinking Mixtape is less cucked
>>739164828they also gave a 10/10 to Forza Horizon 6 which is the same formula on a new map with minimal change. they gave a 10 to Horizon 5 and a 9.6 to Horizon 4, but it's the same damn game. who the hell cares, their opinion means nothing, you can't even use them as a consistent source because they have 8 million employees giving reviews, often the sequel for a game is a completely different employee. only a real dumbass (most of /v/) would give a shit about what IGN rates a game rofl
>>739164087whoosh
If this was released today it'd get a 3/10 because valve studios stinks
>>739157876If you're not gonna goon to the sassy teenage latina, stop spamming this shit
>>739185162>They hate music>Pointing out retardedly expensive lifetime licensing = hating musicKys>They hate when people have funMixtape fans don't look like people who have much fan since all they do is brigade the threads 24/7>They hate when people stand up for themselvesIt's the equivalent of justifying one country dropping a nuke on the other as standing up for themselves and being brave>campaign is entirely ad hominems against the developers and publishersGame jounous are the target, no one cares about the devs outside of finding out how could they afford so much media astroturfing>They can't actually make good criticsLmao at that self fellating. There isn't a single good vidya critic
>>739186250>fun*
>>739184691deranged trannies and nihilist chuds turn out to be the same thing
>>739186250>durr you're supposed to use shitty experimental ambient not 90s music >muh myfhhuhgin game not AUTHENTIC >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NUKE IRAN FOR BEING A BACKWARDS TERRORIST BROWN SHITHOLE!>no true scotsman fallacy
>>739162521kek glad to see someone post this
>>739186649jewish or delusional half jew?
>>739186649>durr you're supposed to use shitty experimental ambient not 90s musicTalking with the voices in your head again, troon?>muh myfhhuhgin game not AUTHENTICDidn't stop the "critics" to claim it is 100% authentic like a bunch of marketing AI bots they are>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NUKE IRAN FOR BEING A BACKWARDS TERRORIST BROWN SHITHOLE!This is the type of tourist who will call you a racist chud /pol/fag for complaining about video games btw>no true scotsman fallacy>muh fallacy fallacyNot an argument
>>739157876Was she just having an average teenage moment and the dad's actions were justified or is the parent in the wrong here?
>>739158020Your shilling this week has been frankly embarrassing. We expect more posts, more hype, and considerably more enthusiasm.Effective immediately, your payment is on hold until you get your act together.Do better.— Management
>>739187053>antisemetic nonsense/pol/ is that way. Palirat.>>739187096>Didn't stop the "critics" to claim it is 100% authentic like a bunch of marketing AI bots they areWell it has authentic music that you retards whine at>This is the type of tourist who will call you a racist chud /pol/fag for complaining about video games btwDifference is Iran just espouses hate and destabilizes the region while Israel doesn't
>>739182625nepo money
>>739183204>be a game set in the 90s>dickwave your music licensing around>get to that scene>it's not set to fucking Garbagehttps://youtu.be/9M7y2e0_5IA?si=aRdiHTynoR8u4gZl
>>739165537You should be burned alive you tranny
>>739158731wait really? i thought she was like 40
>>739158152>muh animalsLike your shitty cats? Cats deserve it
>>739157876>
>>739165537who misgendered you
>>739187623nta but Why do you love jewish cock so much?
>>739189067Why do you have shit taste in art?
>>739189134I don't so answer the fucking question jew lover why do you defend people that have ruined america with shit like corn syrup, estrogen, and mass immigration of violent brown people? Why do you keep defending your satanic pedo overlords?
>>739189356>mmuh... muh 140 IQ made america WORSE!>even though: funded and wrote the arts>invented EEPROMs>made CPUs>made computers>highly intelligentWhy is there no CPU in palishit but there's a CPU manufacturer in Israel
Here's your jew game sir
>>739189447I don't give a flying fuck about iran but they are not the ones making americans obese with corn syrup and making them troon out with estrogen and then flooding it with jeets
>>739189607>posting literal nazi propagandaNazis can't make anything of worth retard
>CASSANDRA STANDS UP TO HER DAD SCENE
>>739189694>posting literal nazi propagandaWhere?
>>739189740um the weimar republic was the pinnacle of free western society until the chuds ruined everything actually
>>739189505True, that shitty cat game was 10x worse than Mixtape. at least mixtape has real people
Why are all the characters so fucking ugly.
>>739179008No that's twitter4chan is old and busted
>>739185162Yes and also I hate friendship and rock and roll and I'm tearing down the public park unless you put on the best damn talent show this town has ever seen.
>>739158020>no issue with DDLC or Life is StrangeLies
>>739165342Quick run-down on this game?
>>739162705Don't they have the largest wildfire that wiped the whole country a few years ago?
>>739157876Bitch needs a slap to the face and a whole minigun's worth of spanks on her ass because she'd be labeled a domestic terrorist.>>739158020It's not even an indie game due to licensed music being in it with a perpetual license on it.There is no gameplay and it plays itself.The characters would've had insane consequences upon them for all the shit they do in this "game" and it would've been very serious if someone did the shit they did in real life.
What does an australian know about american teenage life in the nineties? Or is this some sort of meta thing where a poser makes a story about posers?
>>739158020/v/ has always fucking hated life is strange what are you on about
>>739165537Fun fact, there's a sub group who post stuff like this via organized discord server, they call themselves HMOFA posters but they are more deranged, they think they are getting cucked by animals and or furries so they post gore and shit like this.
>>739183741No, they are real because I trust the government and the fact Epstein jerked off to FNAF futa porn on /gif/. Goyim are smart enough to now this is real just like how leftists put "if you read this you are gay" on the crime scene objects, or that a criminal shooter assassin was supposedly a gay furry on Steam with gay porn stickers in his inventory.
>>739158152not enough beatings
>>739157876>>739158020STOP FUCKING SHILLING THIS CUNT SHIT YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS SHOVE YOUR FUCKING MIXTAPES UP YOUR FAGGOT ASSHOLES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
>>739157876linetrap and trans cobain game is weird man
>>739157876Even Life is Strange was more compelling than this. We are evolving backwards
>>739157876>Literally one good dicking away from being savedI volunteer myself as tribute
>>739192963I'm never touching it what do some characters do?
>>739158772
>>739200880A whole lot of arson and property damage.
>>739201175should be 4chan's favorite then
>>739158020the fact you people genuinely exist make me want to cull billions with state support
>>739201445What a chudcel reaction haha.>Mixtape has released. Billions must die.Or maybe billions must experience true interactive art?
>>739198205SEX
>>739157876If i were her father id shoot her in the face for being a melodramatic little bitch more than anything but apparently these idiots face no consequences for lighting half the town on fire just so the billionaires baby can feel like shes a victim somehow.
>>739201542Sure why dont you find some for us. Because mistape is a movie with qtes. You'd have more fun with Asuras wrath if thats what youre after.Probably equal amounts of fun with a David cage "game"
>>739188862Having a daughter must be suffering.
>>739201921What would be the consequences for the trio anyway?
>>739203909Rape by jeets
>>739203702Maybe only if you suck at parentingThat could be said from having a son, the only saving grace is that a guy cant get pregnant by some shitskin, worse case scenario he becomes a troon
>>739203702raff
>>739157876This is the first time im seeing this scene. Let me tell you this: this has to be the most over the top, cringe inducing scene ive ever seen in a videogame. What the fuck were those sound effects? and the dad just lets her go after starting a massive fire and breaking 5 different laws? what the fuck?
>>739157876ESL here, shouldn't we use"beginning" here instead of the plural? Or "these" instead of "this"?
>>739204285The law is made up thoughbeit.
>>739197645I think it's funny, imagine spending MORE money to shill your shitty game that nobody bought because your nepo baby ego is wounded
>>739204285The best part is this is what lefties call realistic and believeable dialogue.It sounds like fucking cleverbot from 20 years ago wrote it after being fed Tumblr.
>>739166472>sucking mutilated jew penis
>>739157876What have they done to deserve this
>>739204762You're correct, but I think it's a song lyric or something gay.
>>739158020>so why are chuds upset about this nowThose games had a modicum of gameplay and you could get into a fail state, in this game you literally can't ever lose, you quite literally don't even have to press any button and the game won't fail or stop.
What I dont get right. Is I understand why American games media people like this as they are all from California so of course they would like this sort of cringey California shit. But why are games media people from places like UK and Europe and Australia giving it high scores?
>>739162521>>739169886underrated, where are the fucking replies
>>739164136I was waiting for this to release on the switch, is it worth it?The trailer looked nice.
>>739161576people didn't like that one BECAUSE it was just walking. Little Kitty, Big City is the ultimate cat simulator.
>>739205712
>>739203702Fathers are filled with a need to protect their daughter. Finding the right balance is hard. Especially because the right balance is going to have to include risk.
>>739206384little kitty big city sucks>no plot unlike mixtape>quirky uwu retard game>worst graphics
>>739208385good thing it's not a fat retard simulator, it'd be right up your alley
>>739208548ad hominem from a mamas boy huh
>>739204762You're absolutely correct ESL anon.Sadly some people can't even grasp a singular language.
>>739163421>>739163285
>>739210604Can't wait for this to dethrone Ocarina of Time for the Greatest Game of All Time.
>>739180242>minority with no privileges or cards the other minorities get and still the bottom on the totem pole in the eyes of other minoritiesi'd go sicko mode too
>>739181019because it's not actually the aussie's dude brainchild, but larry ellison's daughter's, who grew up in palo alto and told the buttmonkey to direct the game because he knew how to play music. for fuck's sake she even resembles the MC of the game with her weirdly stretched face
>>739210980That's a rough 28.
>>739164136>>739206239It's great up to a point, then in the last act the plot completely shifts into a kind of sci-fi stuff. Still worth a play for the general vibe
>>739210980If you like cats you like Megan Ellison btw
>>739183571I'll pirate it twice just for you
Holy shit buy an ad.This is one of the few times this statement actually fucking applies.
>>739166202Anti-nature and anti-life, they really want humanity to go extinct.
>>739162789and now people unironically like it lol i'm one of them
>>739158152that clawn has nudes somewhere
>>739214123clown*
>>739214123>>739214169>clawnYou sound Irish when read aloud
>>739157876this is the kind of stupid bitch i just want to pin down to the bed by her throat and choke her while giving her a mating press creampie. forcibly.
>>739174278>Millennial writing>Look inside>Gen x
>>739157876stop making threads like this, faggot. even if youre fishing for yous, you're a giant queer. fuck off and never make threads again.
>>739196936that's the funniest thing I've read all day>>739165537hey retard, are you getting cucked by a squirrel? Is this true? HAHA
>>739157876Wait so this moment was actually supposed to be badass and empowering? The dumb bitch set the forest on fire, that shit gets out of control easy and causes immeasurable damage to humans and animals
>>739174278>that game list>calling dispatch, Exp33, BG3, god of war, borderlands 3 and the the witcher 3 millenial trashWow, trash opinion. Stop posting any time!
>>739158020All those games have some substance either in the gameplay, the story interaction or the actual story having unique characters or themes. Mixtape has no gameplay and it's completely meaningless aside from small tidbits of thinly-veiled Jew worship.
>>739216068Mixtape literally has more gameplay than all thsoe games you retard. Stop trying to talk about games you never played.
>>739216284Holy shit you never played mixtape then, you're just a brainwashed goyslave.
>>739158812if it ain't broke, don't fix it
>>739158020>I don't get it, you guys love one movie or tv show but this other movie or tv show you think is bad??? What a buncha hypocrites!!!!
>>739162521>>739159289Heh
>>739158772Which song would be playing for THIS part of the game?
>>739174278>throw in Witcher 3Disingenuous There is a new category for games like Mixtape and Dustborn: government funded slop
>>739157876Holy shit the voice acting is bad. They couldn't get better actors with all that money?
>>739181019Because the dev's a poser nepobaby that had daddy pay Def Leppard so his son's band could perform with them and also paid for radio play. He's a fake.
>>739216727https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siO6dkqidc4
>>739157876Ironically and unironically kys please.
>>739158020It's a bunch of zoomers wearing the skin of my generation .
>>739216849They could round up a bunch of zoomers in exchange for vapes in any Melbourne corner
>>739157876>Rudin’s emails also took aim at Ellison, whose Annapurna Pictures had wanted to finance the Jobs movie when it was at Sony.>He referred to Ellison as a “bipolar 28-year-old lunatic” and implied that she needed to take her “meds” to get the production off the ground.
>>739157876For a few seconds I thought it will end up with "We're not gonna take it" as New Colossus
>>739157876Post webm.
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