Why did no one boughted?
I think that all PlayStation fans should be hanged.
Why are tendies so violent?
Still boughting
>>739159320But i play on PC. I didn't buy a Switch 2 because Nintendo games don't interest me.
>>739159268>why did no one buy the smash machine with no smash?
>>739159268I bought one for Splatoon Raiders.
Collecting dust..
>>739159268Need money. I want to play WiWa.
>hourly nintendo seethe threadSnoys really want another PS5 price hike to happen
>>739159681you deserve it
>>739161470It's time to give up Pokemon, anon. There are so many better RPGs and you've chosen the most bare-bones, pathetic excuse for a franchise to obsess over.
>>739161710I like the water
>>739161710>There are so many better RPGsThere really aren't.
>>739161710I play lots of RPGS but I still want to play WiWa
>>739161823Literally every is single RPG is better than Pokemon.NarrativelyMechanicallyGraphicallyPokemon fails in all regards.
>>739161914esl shitskin
>>739161914I noticed you aren't offering any suggestions for alternatives, so I reiterate: they aren't.
>>739159268They can't make 2 good consoles in a row. there's no reason to buy one and there's no reason to even have a switch 1 either imo if I can't pick one up for less than 100 bucks.
>>739161881Ah yes, the gun-n-ball gamer mentality.Buying the exact same shit year after year simply because it's new.
>>739161710It's like you think being an RPG had anything to do with how Pokemon got popular. Trainer Tip: it didn't.
>>739162018No I want to play it because it looks fun.
>>739162018nta and i wont be buyingBut it does actually look like a fun pokemon game for the first time in 10+ years
>>739161974How about SMT? That manages to be the same catch and train-style RPG, but with far deeper mechanics, actual challenge, an actual plot.
>>739159268Maybe if it had any games.
>>739159268>continue the trend of having like 95% toddler games>overcharging for shit hardware >embracing kike tier greed from a position of weaknessits a mystery
>>739162018I’m not sure how you came to that conclusion. I just said I'm interested in WiWa, when the fuck did I say that I buy every single pokemon game that gets released?
>>739162125SMT's mechanics are either "use phys", "use buffs until you can't", or "hit for weaknesses". Its catching is transient and arbitrary, you're not meant to get attached to your demons and are encouraged to fuse them away when they stop being useful. And most SMT plots are just law vs chaos, pick a side, or side with humans for a third option. Sometimes God shows up.It's about equal to Pokemon. And I don't really care for most of them, they're just not that appealing.
It doesn't have Scooby Doo Spooky Run
>>739162125>How about SMT?>far deeper mechanicsWay to expose yourself as not knowing what you're talking about.SMT:>buffs/debuffs>weaknessesPokemon:>18 types>buffs/debuffs>abilities>entry hazards>terrain>weather>trick room>held items>megas/z-moves/dynamax/tera>singles/doubles/triples/rotation
>>739159268No jailbreak = No piracy = Dead console
>>739162757It's funny to me that you think that.
>>739162814why
>>739162814Never owned a handheld that lacked some sort of CFW or a modchip. Piracy is the only way to go for me. And since no one wants my money after 2022, I'm not planning on using an unjailbroken console or paying for games outside of Steam, ever.
>>739159268No cute joycons
>>739159268>more snoy seething-5million karma to zionyanother -5million for the porn posting
>>739163054Because the life of a console is determined not by if you can hack it, but by what you can play on it. A console with a high degree of exclusive titles is a console that will sell very well, and be highly desirable. Jailbreaking and CFW are minor appeals that also encourage piracy, which software developers don't like because it cuts into software sales.
>>739162125It literally isn't.summoning/sacrificing/merging is just complete shit as a mechanic.>actual challengeah right use a buff then use the effective element. so deep.
>>739161710Liking Pokemon is like liking Bethesda: they are alone in their niche. And because of that if you want that type of game there is no way around it.Yeah there are other games similar but none quite like them in tone, vibes, art design, just general pace or player freedom etc.I.e. the fact that the game is rather upbeat and not dark and broody is a big reason people like it. The Pokemon world is a world you WANT to live in just because it's so chill.Combat is VERY fast paced and over within a few moves as every attack does a ton of damage compared to the RPG norm... yet in PvP this allows galaxy brained strategies. While you'll never experience it in Singleplayer, Pokemon probs is the RPG series with the greatest amount of strategic depth due to the myriad of synergies. In most other RPGs it comes down to having a consistent standard rotation and fights play out by themselves.Also nobody else even gets close to their design language. Digimon defaults too often to just dragons, mecha, mecha dragons or "just a hot human anime woman" and Palworld had to copy the design language to even be noticed. SMT on the other hand is rather your tonally and not for everyone.
>>739162574which one can a 5 year old beat?
>>739163331Both of them.
>>739162757this, when people don't even bother pirating your shit you know you fucked upit's like with that one handball game that never got cracked
>>739159268But I boughted one on launch
>>739159268What the fuck were they thinking with that controller?
>>739163529>when people don't even bother pirating your shit you know you fucked upYeah, I'm sure that's the real reason why there's no switch 2 CFW lol
>>739163848Nah they just learned their lesson from Switch 1 and were very meticulous about its security. There's no cracking that thing.
>>739159268Because that fucknugger Jew puppet Shuntaro Furukawa is "in charge" when it's really the "investors" fucking shit up and they should all be hauled off to fucking prison.
>>739159268
>>739162574Dude stop. Pokemon doing ps2 graphics with .jpg windows and youre still paying 80$ for it.
Eric wonNintendeen wonPalword wonGamers wonTendies got raped
>>739162757Would be funny if this console ends up being a supporting argument that game sales benefit from piracy (poorfags spreading positive word of mouth about games they otherwise couldn't afford to play).Software sales don't seem to be as strong as Switch 1.
>>739159268>you have to pay extra to play your current switch ones games in higher resolution Nintendo can go eat a dick.
>>739159268i swear every fucking week the news flip flops between "SWITCH 2 NEW SALES RECORD ONE GORILLION SALES FOR MAYRIO" and "DEAD CONSOLE, STOCKED EVERYWHERE, NO GAMES, NO SALES"can you guys fucking decide which narrative to push
>>739165084Wouldnt piracy be good for hardware sales and bad for software sales?
>>739165041This, but lost.
I bought a switch 2 last week
>>739163529People would jailbreak the Switch 2 if they could. The console is much more powerful compared to NX1, so it's a strong contender for emulation, including PC games with ARM64EC Proton.I hope the day will come, eventually. GameCube emulation was one of the selling points of the console and Nintendo deserves to bleed for not making F-Zero GX a one-time purchase.
>>739165215I would buy a switch 2 if there was CFW to stop it needing an internet connection to function
>>739165140The reality is that the switch 2 had the best first year sales of any console in historyThis does not align with the narrative of anti-nintendo shitposters who desperately want the switch 2 to fail, so they make these threads to form a false narrative
>>739165215GameCube emulation is going to be shit with crippled digital controllers anyway. Just buy a chinkheld if you want to fuck around with retro emulation and janky PC games.
>>739165140Only one of these is a "narrative."The Switch 2 simply is having the strongest first years sales of any console
>>739165215>neptunia unlimitedhuh, is this a new mainline game?
>why did no one buy the fastest selling console of all timeKYS Eric
>>739165672soon(tm)https://youtu.be/88KNRq09c8A
Is this nigger really trying to imply Pokemon>>>SMT?Are you living on planet Earth??
>>739165758Read slower. We're talking about mechanical depth. SMT has less, that's a fact.
>>739165707neat, the new characters look cutewill get it on switch 2
>>739165140One of them is true and the other is something console war trannies tell themselves because reality hurts their feefees
>>739161997nes to snes? snes to n64? n64 to gamecube? gamecube to wii?
>>739159268Im waiting for Fire Emblem.
>>739161997>They can't make 2 good consoles in a row.Which youtuber told you this?
>>739166107Snes was obviously a good consol... but was it? After that a weird undeniable pattern emerges.
>>739166180what pattern?
>>739159268all the new nintendo games are really ugly
>>739164947Mario isn't on playstation , friend, It doesn't cost 100$
>>739165140Reality says the switch 2 is a massive success. Seething anti-nintendo faggots and trannies like OP say the inverse because they are mentally i'l'l
>>739159268no piracy. simple as. piracy moves hardware, and actually leads to software sales in the long run due to exposure. no piracy = no exposure to poors and chinese people
>>739161914What other jrpgs are mechanically rich enough to have yearly eSports championships
why haff Nintendo le forgotten him?..
>>739162125No competitive scene, on account of it being a single player game only.
>>739159268Nintendo Switch OLED is superior to this trash.
>>739166462hows pragmata run on it?
>>739166462I have my S2 docked to an OLED TV
>>739166180Yes, the SNES was a good console. There's enough good games on that thing to literally play forever. You just plain don't know what you're talking about, if you're trying to "fact check" the SNES being good.
>>739166579he wont even explain his "undeniable pattern"
If we're going to get into it, the N64 and GC are also both good consoles, at least in as much as having very solid (if narrow) libraries of games, and having strong brand identities.You said "good", not successful. The Wii is a mixed bag, because the library is very good actually, but motion control was a stumbling block. Everyone loved Wii U games once they were ported to the Switch. Actually every Nintendo console is kind of good. Even Virtual Boy has some bangers.
>>739166849>but motion control was a stumbling block.not at all
>>739166869I will be charitable to the Wii, but sometimes that shit just didn't work well.
>>739166579Meh, it was not nes and 64. Either way afterwards the cube and wiiU flopped do no, they can't make 2 good consoles in a row. We'll see bur tight now history is just repeating itself.
>>739161823Even generic mainstream shit like Final Fantasy has Pokemon beat.It's not even the best monster collector.Pokemon games haven't had a single redeeming factor beyond the brand since GSC.They just exist to capitalize on raw unfiltered brand loyalty.
>>739159268I'm waiting for a new zelda before I buyed it
>>739166084She looks like she'd provide you an an entire steppe hut full of strong warriors in 20 years
>>739159268$500 to get a graphics upgrade and new "cinematic cutscenes" on Star Fox 64. A 30 year old game that now feels too uncanny to be nostalgic and can't be bold or innovative because the gameplay is stuck in 1996.I'll tell you why the switch 2 isn't selling: the buy in is way too high and Nintendo has become risk averse in all the wrong ways. They've fallen into the trap of "just make the same thing but make the graphics better and tack on an open world hub" (if they add anything to the gameplay at all) that every one else has been chasing the last 20 years. Old Nintendo would take risks and sometimes they'd faceplant and I'd laugh at them for it, but when they got it right I had to respect, like with the original Switch.
>>739162574>lists sum bullshit as if they ain't justa. Different flavors of buff debuff, weknesses but with extra steps
>>739169515>I'll tell you why the switch 2 isn't sellingIt literally is selling, it's the fastest selling console of all time.Come back to reality bro, spending too much time on your own fantasies is not healthy.
>>739163249There are hot non-human anime women in Digimon.
>>739159268Seems like a rookie mistake. Instead of calling it the "Switch 2", they should have called it the "Switch Pro" or "Switch Advanced". Something that implies it's a better version of the switch. People are used to full numeric iterations being a noticeable leap in technology. PS1,2,3,4,5. It has to be noticeably different in graphical capabilities to be "worthy" of having a full number dedicated to it. Bizarre move by Nintendo, seems like they had it down with the DS and Gameboy naming schemes but dropped the ball with the Wii to the Wii U and the Switch to the Switch 2. Wii U probably should have been called Wii Plus (or something similar to indicate that it was a different version of the wii). Part of the failure is that the naming scheme is poor.The other part is that it doesn't have any first party titles that are dissimilar or superior to games that were already released on the Wii U and the Switch. There's simply no new games, they've got Mario Kart World, but most longtime fans consider it a downgrade to a game that was already a rerelease. There's Bonanza which fails to impress, looks like a bad Banjo Kazooie knockoff from 20 years. Metroid Prime looks worse than it did on the Gamecube and nothing they've added to it screams "Purchase a Switch 2". Every other popular title can just as easily be played on a Switch. Fuck Nintendo, Sony always wins, bitches
>>739171158>>739170824
>>739171221To the contrary, it is you who lives in a fantasy. Not only is it not selling, it hasn't made a single sale to anyone. It's the only console in all of human history that failed to move a single unit.In fact, it doesn't even exist and you can't prove that it does. It's a hoax, a fairy tail, it's all in your head. There never was and there isn't a Switch 2. It's best we all forget about it.
>>739171340Somewhere out there, a snoy that genuinely believes this exists.
>>7391633315 year olds can beat every video game ever made, including Silksong and Elden Ring. Do you not understand that video games are for children and offer no real challenge?
>>739159268no gameswhy is there no zelda or mario game, the two of nintendo's franchises that matter the most, at launch?every nintendo console had a zelda game at launch, the fact that the switch 2 doesn't already tells you enough that this system will have no games
>>739159268No games.
>>739171474They went with Mario Kart instead, which will outsell 3D Mario and Zelda combined.
>>739171474>every nintendo console had a zelda game at launchAlmost all Nintendo home consoles, including the NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, and Wii U, launched without a Legend of Zelda title available on day one. Only two platforms, the Wii and Switch, debuted alongside a major Zelda release.Consoles WITHOUT a Zelda game at launch:NES (1985/1986): Launched with Super Mario Bros. The Legend of Zelda released in Japan several months later (February 1986) and North America the following year.SNES (1990/1991): Launched with Super Mario World. A Link to the Past released later in the lifecycle (1991 in Japan, 1992 globally).Nintendo 64 (1996): Launched with Super Mario 64. Ocarina of Time did not release until late 1998.GameCube (2001): Launched with Luigi's Mansion. The system's first exclusive 3D Zelda (The Wind Waker) arrived in 2003.Wii U (2012): Launched primarily with Nintendo Land and New Super Mario Bros. U. The system never received an exclusive mainline Zelda, though it did receive HD remasters of older titles and the cross-generation Breath of the Wild in 2017.Consoles WITH a Zelda game at launch:Wii (2006): Launched alongside The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (available day-and-date with the GameCube version, thus not exclusive).Nintendo Switch (2017): Launched on March 3 with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (available day-and-date with the Wii U version, thus not exclusive).
>>739171545mario kart world is a disaster, people are pushing back hard against it because it's vastly inferior to 8dx, how many threads have you seen of people praising this game? and I don't mean only here on 4chan, I mean everywhere, everyone only has the same thing to say "8dx was better"
>>739159268I barely play my Switch 1. Why would I be interested in a Switch 2?
>>739171634Wait, so the people crying "no games" are just tourists with no knowledge of Nintendo's consoles?
>>739159268people buy nintendo to play smash, or zelda, or mario, or animal crossingthey didn't make a smash, or zelda, or mario, or animal crossing
>>739171719why are you asking questions you already know the answer to
>>739171637I haven't seen that kind of pushback from anyone other than grifters and their followers.
>>739159268It's selling well
>>739171769>>739171719Yup, sony lost!
>>739159268Where is Odyssey 2?Why release a Nintendo console WITHOUT MARIO??
>>739162304Pokemon's mechanics are significantly worse. "Use x type to counter x type", except in most cases it's 1v1 so it's about as straightforward as it gets and the only items you use are cleanses and heals. In SMT there's about 8x more shit going on and the pacing is much faster.Pokemon is literally watered down SMT and it's been like that for damn near 30 years while SMT has constantly been evolving with each installment. It's not even a close competition. This whole "other rpgs suck too" argument from the Pokemon community is the worst, most massive cope I've ever seen from any community. Even fucking Dragon Quest is better than Pokemon, and maybe you'd see that if you ever escaped the shackles of your nostalgia addiction.Have fun paying $100+ for slop that doesn't even have gen carry over anymore, which was the only appeal of the series to begin with.
>>739159268>boughted
>>739165984>to n64? n64 to gamecube?Two bad consoles in a row doesn't really disprove the pattern.
I didn't buy because>trigger happy remote killswitches>game keycards>ridiculous price>Pokemon Scarlet couldn't run right on the system it was made for, yet the S2 made it look like how the game was supposed to run; so in my eyes the patch was buying the new consoleI'm just so tired of it all, bros.
It's pretty clear that anyone who actively shits on Nintendo and Nintendo adjacent games is an idiot who barely understands the depth and quality they have.
>>739172836>ridiculous pricetrue, same reason I didn't get it, it's basically a PS4 for 450$, soon to be 500$, this is ridiculous, it should of been 200$ at mostIf I'm gonna pay 500$ for hardware, I expect that hardware to deliver the best of the best in performance and graphics, instead the switch 2 only delivers castrated versions of games, see FF7 Rebirth
>>739172836>>739172995Just be Japanese :)
>>739159320fpbp the OP specifically should tortured every day for spamming these NDS threads daily
>>739173083One does not simply "become Japanese"though I am studying the language right now
no games
>>739159268too expensive no gamesthe few games it has have 0 Nintendo magic and the rest are Switch 1 ports at least they managed to get most of those to run at 60fps
>>739159320>says the tendie...unironically while looking like picrelall of you consolefags should be hanged
>>739173656>no games>the few games it hasCongratulations, you're retarded
>>739159320This but tendietroons
>>739161331>>739173681>>739172521Snoy are so retarded lol
>>739159268>A PSN prise increase >The Senran Kagura retroactive purge >Another hacker attack Geez, this week Famitsu charts threads are gonna get wild!
>>739173681Why have you been reposting that man on /v/ every day for 10 years straight now
>>739171637Lmao no it's much better than 8dx
>>739161710but it has hot kids
>>739174283There's also Circana report for April tomorrow
>>739168125In what world is the SNES not as good as the N64?Man, I love and grew up with the N64, but it has like a tenth of the SNES' library. You went from the Megaman X trilogy, to basically no original Capcom games developed for the thing.
>>739174283>Another hacker attackSony got hacked again?
>>739174320In which way is it better?>boring, useless open world no one asked for>too few cups to enjoy>the fact that tracks are connected means that most of the time you spend racing in between the tracks and when it comes to the tracks you spend a lap or two tops at it, not enough to enjoy each track individually>lack of 200cc mode>too many wide empty road sections
>>739174518Yeah the intermission tracks are kino
>>739159268I think nintendo is going to rugpull everyone by leaving your digital switch and switch 2 games in this gen and whatever they call the next console won't have the library carry over. I just don't trust these nippers.
>>739173681>hangedits HUNGED, you stupid latinxes
>>739159268-999999999999 karma to ziony.Prepare for further bad news.
>>739174195>>739174289>>739174768seek helpif we had poster IDs you'd have been BTFO'd from this board a long time ago
>>739172836>>trigger happy remote killswitchesyoure falling for literal fud lmao, nonpiratenigger users dont get banned from online
>>739174830>if we had poster IDs you'd have been BTFO'd from this board a long time agoNah he would just worm into the moderation instead, on 8 moe/st 8/v/ and similar offshoots to avoid mark's faggotry devolved into a BA+nintendo hate board already.
OP is taking the recent Sony news well, I see.
>>739174830>He says as he's too scared to post on boards with poster IDs because he knows he samefags
>>739159268Too expensive.No games.Have little sister at home.
But it was boughted and now is continuing to be boughtered
>>739175524But it's the fastest selling console of all time, so people found the price and games more than adequate.
>>739175673how is 500$ for what amounts to a base PS4 adequate? only die hard nintendo zealots found the price adequate
>>739159681I don't remember seeing a tendie saying they'd slit the throats of kids though
>>739161914which ones have robust online multiplayer?
>>739174568The intermission tracks also make for some great custom cups and a good challenge for mapping out a 32-race route that includes different tracks at least once (with track variants being considered their own tracks). Particularly when you make it so one of either Crown City or SNES Mario Circuit can't be raced on in their complete form. Figuring out how to connect to every track once (and to different variants for the tracks that have them) without repeating myself and usually beginning with a full 3 laps on Mario Bros. Circuit with Rainbow Road as the end goal (as a call back to DD's All Cup always having Luigi Circuit and Rainbow Road as the first and final courses each time) was a good challenge.But really, I had good fun with my custom cup ideas like invading Bowser's lands (full course Wario Stadium to Dry Bones Burnout to Airship Fortress to Bowser's Castle) or Wario setting out for treasure (full course Wario's Galleon to Salty Salty Speedway to Dino Dino Jungle to Great ? Block Ruins), or an alternate Special Cup (full course Whistlestop Summit to DK Spaceport to Peach Stadium to Rainbow Road).
>>739162574>>18 typesWeakness/Resists>>buffs/debuffsAs named>>abilitiesPassives>>entry hazardsOnly thing close to a point taken given it works in the format pokemon plays in and even then other games have done similar things like turn 0 effects>>terrainBuffs>>weatherBuffs>>trick roomBuff/Debuff>>held itemsPassives>>megas/z-moves/dynamax/teraBuffs/EX Skills>>singles/doubles/triples/rotationThings that are default for JRPGs, are you gonna add horde battles and SOS System as a feature too?Put a raid in while you're at it
>>739171471Okay, if you can't max combo a full Ikaruga run now you're as retarded as a 5 year old. Hey, you said it.
>>739159268Still buying Star Fox
>he boughted
>>739159320Seethe tendiejeet
>>739176834
>>739166180>>739166214Huh, the Virtual Boy came out in 1995?
>>739166361>Reality says the switch 2 is a massive success.It's just being sold to Switch 1 owners looking for better graphics >Seething anti-nintendo faggotsI'm a Nintendo fan. I care about good games, not graphics. You know that argument Nintendo fans have been trotting out since the Wii
>>739171158>PS1___,4,5. It has to be noticeably different in graphical capabilities to be "worthy" of having a full number dedicated to itI literally can't see the difference between those games
>announce price increase>"we promise we will have games to compensate for this">still no fucking direct in sight
>>739161710LOL no, faggot, i will never not enjoy my Pokémon games.
>>739159268The people who wanted one already got it long ago. Was Nintendo expecting the same people to keep buying one every month or something
>>739159268I boughted 2
>>739178324I boughted 1 but the store messed up and sent me 2, I called them so I could return the extra console but they just said "No need to, mr Anon, it was our mistake so this one is on us, you can gift it to a relative or a friend"
I might buy one for star fox, then spend the next ten years using the switch 2 as a beer coaster. I did the same with the switch and botw. I don't know how nintendo does it. They basically make one game every fifteen years then charge you $400 for a peripheral to play it on.
>>739166471PC>>739166525The point of Nintendo Switch is the portability. Unless Nintendo creates an OLED model for Switch 2 (they won't) with a better battery life I won't give them my money. Switch 2 right now is trash.
>>739162018nigs buy 2k and fifa to play as the same dudes year in year out like karen fags who buy pokemon to trade their favorites and steamroll through a children's gamebut if you're not a karenfag there's literally no comparison
steamtranny dilationbox humiliation ritual thread
>>739178030>LOL no, faggot, i will never not enjoy mybroken shitslop for toddlersftfy
>>739176486>HE BOUGHTED PURCHASIFIED TRANSACTIONATED BARTERIZED
N-NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BUY NINTENDO SWITCH 2!!!!
Nintenbros...
I'm not buying a Switch 2 until Splatoon 4 is out
>>739183815... we're eating good.
>>739172579lurk moar
>>739184360Learn English.
>>739170459>>739176324>b-but that's just different kinds of buffs!And how many different kinds of buffs does SMT have?
>>739178205Cope tendie
>>739160613cute
>Sony keep fucking up daily>seething anti nintendo thread are popping right and left It's a shame brazil doesn't have bridges that are high enough.
>>739160613IT'S BEEN OUT FOR A GODDAMN YEAR, HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE ONE?
>>739189615Nice page 10 bump, snoy
>>739160613This kills the snoy
>>739161331>smash machine kek
>>739165140First console war thread?