its bugsnax
>>739163484 belly fullballs empty
>threw away her whole career for thislol so retarded
kinda crushed
>>739163484Alysa Liu vibes
>>739163547qrd?
>>739163484Actually catching the Bugsnax was fun. The heavily scripted ending sequence is awful and ends the game on a bad note.
>>739163484belly kinda fullballs kinda empty
>>739163484buttsex
>>739163641some chick sang in a band with an innocent cutesie vibe and achieved fotm /mu/ waifu status only for it to be discovered that she was being relentlessly pounded by a living caricature and all interest was lost overnight
>Bug status: Kinda>Snack status: Kinda>Belly status: Full>Balls status: EmptyYup, it's Bugsnax time.
dont care, i still listen to flamingo regularly
>>739163808jej
>>739163547The iceberg of this still makes me laugh
>>739163808>>739163547It's always the cutest white girls that get riced and always by 4/10 fat ugly bastard tier changs. I am in no place to judge though because I'm literally the genderswap of that.
>>739163808You know, that's how vtuber and idol fans act and yet something tells me those people shit on those groups for acting like that which is funny irony
>>739164171>White girlare you retarded?
>>739164171shes wasian so she's been fucked in the head
>>739163547Ive met masculine asian dudes that are cool af, but theres a particular type who are extremely annoying to be around. Always trying to be the loudest mf in the room and big dog everybody.
Fuck simps
>>739163808>and all interest was lost overnightmaking shit up. Time 'n Place came out after crusher posting
Play their new stuff yethttps://younghorses.itch.io/rebungered
>hating on Kero Kero Bonito
>>739163547He's obviously stuffing his pants or like rubbing one off to a half chub every time someone takes his picture.
>>739163547what compels a woman to be with a man that acts like a retard on social media and diminishes her standing through his retardation
>>739164547As a 34 year old man i am going to give yo some advice women love when you treat them like shit, even when they cry to their friends they always come crawling back. When you treat them good all the time they think of you as a lesser man and a faggot. treat them like shit but every now and then say or do something sickening sweet and romantic.Actual strong will woman that don't stand for that shit are unicorns
>>739164718This only works if you are attractive btw
>>739164773That applies to everything, obviously
>>739164773Not even attractive, you just need to be tall or have money.I am a fat fuck but i am 6'6"
>>739164816>>739164789>>739164773>>739164718You are all retards.
>>739164718>When you treat them good all the time they think of you as a lesser man and a faggot.I want to add to this as another old man here, NEVER EVER let your woman see you crying over a movie or a video game or anything like that, no matter what she says they will think less of you.Only cry at close family deaths.
>>739164816Bro height, personality, and money are more important than face. Im a social retard brokie with mid looks but im 6'2 so thats the only reason im not a virgin.
CRUSHED
>>739164882Height is a legit cheat code for women, no fucking joke, i just fucked the dental assistant who did some xrays for me, and i knew it was free when she asked me exactly how tall i was.
>>739164864What if I cry because I don't give a shit and I make her feel bad because her opinion is worthless to meWhat then
>>739164773Getting a girl at all only works if you're attractive or have money/social standing
>>739164941Then i hope you don't mind sharing her with the neighborhood. I have seen this story play out many times.
Is the game any good though?I see it on sale from time to time, but I'm not sure what to expect.
>>739164975She's gonna cheat on you with your friends someday no matter what you do. That's why this shit is all pointless.
>>739164975But you said that treating her like shit and disregarding her feelings is good
>>739165042no i said>>739164864and there is a difference between treating them like shit and acting like a little fag
>taking any real life advice from /v/ermins serious
>>739165093Suppressing yourself because of what a woman thinks seems extremely gay to me
>>739164203Hapas are the cutest white girls, retard.>>739164217They don't want to repeat their mother's mistakes, without realizing that they're committing worse ones.
>>739165023the aesthetic is of course a heavy turn off for a lot of people but as far as creature catching games go, it's the only one that actually requires you to use different strategies for the different bugsnax. I think it's pretty good desu.
>>739165147Welcome to being a grown man. Being a crying little fag is not welcome.
>>739164864>>739165035>>739164718I half get this advice but the better question is: why even bother with a bitch you clearly don't love enough to actually be your real self around and doesn't love you enough to accept you for who you are?Pumping and dumping is literally a thing for these whores (and yes they are whores). The whole point of a woman in your life is to not be another cunt who adds to your problems. All this faux machismo advice really just outs you niggers for having no standards for women and being too dumb to sleep with actual prostitutes, which is essentially the same shit but cheaper.>>739165136Dating advice no less.>>739165213I remember being 13 too anon.
>>739163484kinda bug and kinda snack
>>739163547>threw away her whole careerWhat?
>>739165136If you want to get a gf all you have to do is slap her in the face and scream at the top of your lungs in public. She'll act disgusted but literally 5 minutes she'll be sucking your dick. Anyone who says this is wrong is a cringe leftist beta male virgin, I have mated with at least 12 women this way.
>>739165023pokemon snap/light puzzles/character drama
>>739165213This fag lets women control him and corrects himself around them, how submissive and needy
>>739165274I know this is a shitpost, but legit i have got in my gfs face screaming and pushed her into a wall, and after that she was legit dripping wet and shaking.
>>739165274This. I beat women half to death with a club before dragging their limp body back to my house where I savagely rape them until they carry my children. Pic related, it's gigachad me.
>>739164939manlet bros our cope?
>>739165369there is no cope men under 6' are an actual subrace
>>739165269he means no one will want to listen to her music knowing her pussy is soiled.
>>739163484>>739163547if cute girls keep going for ugly failures, why haven't I found one?
>>739164501he isn't, his entire income was being a softcore model for gay men and fucking sizequeen rich womenits all thanks to his big penis and he just further utilized it by working out constantly to support it
>>739165483Lower your standards there are also ugly loser woman that are on your tier that you ignore because you think you deserve better.
>>739165205>>739165283Thanks guys, I think I'll skip it
>>739163484is this that figure skater?
>>739165483>ugly losersNigger what, the crusher was fucking ripped.
>>739165634No but i promise that figure skater zoomer took an ungodly amount of different cocks at the olympics, probably makes most onlyfans whores look like saints.
>>739163547This was like 50 9/11s for /mu/ lmao. Are they still together?
>>739165695they think the crusher is a loser, his ass is gigantic now too after this many years of squats and deadlifts.
>>739165238>The whole point of a woman in your life is to not be another cunt who adds to your problems.I agree with this in principle but idk if this is actually possible, it seems like all women want is a big strong guy to be there for them that they can brag about and look good in photos with
>>739163484kinda fullkinda crushed
imagine having your balls full and your belly emptyembarrasing