Be more careful next time, dumb bitch!
NOO MY BREAKFAST
>>739169593Horrible image
>>739169593Unfollowed for this.
>>739169593Gawd damn, gardevoir laid that thing? It's wider than her hips
>>739169761actual canon
>>739169889How was she supposed to respond to this without sounding mad
>>739169997Lay another egg.
>>739169997Eat the vaporeon's egg
>>739169593What even happened?Was she attacked?
>>739170128horrid water dog iced up the stairs so she'd trip and fall
>>739169593>WifeAnon...Don't tell me, surely you didn't put your dick inside a gardevoir, right?
>>739169593lol
>>739169761This faggot 100% draws inflation art.
>>739170195
>>739170195Why?What's wrong with that?
Guys, I'm cooked, girls make me feel fucking nothing but the idea of having my own pokéwife to take care of and protect fills me with instant longing
>>739169997Eat vaporeon.
>>739170448*drink
>>739170448Out
>>739170410Wife material.
...
>>739169593Why is she level 20? She evolves at level 30.
>>739170561hnnnnnnNNNNNNNGGGGG
>>739170561This is one of my favorite pictures of Gardevoir. The hair clip is cute.
>>739170561Yeah they know.
>>739170561>human sized garde plush >this episodeDo they really want us to have sex with her?
>>739170561Wifepeak>>739170746Yes and they want you to feel good about it
>>739170091This is justice?
>>739169593>pure yellow yolkThat egg was unfertilized.
>>739169593gardevoir can float, this makes no sense
>>739169889Based vap
>>739169593She wasn't egg-specting that.
>>739170561I will have one. Non-negotiable.
>>739170195just gonna said that, i was looking for one with perfect ivs
>>739169593Did she died?
>>739170421Wow...I bet it felt WEIRD putting it into a poké-pussy, huh?
>>739170561Cute gardevoir (male)
>>739169593>>739169761shes a plant though
Pretty sure that canonically human x pokemon results in live births. I don't recall them laying eggs in the official folklore interspecies fetish porn at least.
>>739169593What fucking egg laying animal besides penguins carries that shit around bipedally? Shouldn't a pokemon egg be found in a nest? What does a gardevoir nest look like? Sure human trainers will take a pokemon egg and carry it with them, but they use those carrying cases in the anime.
>>739172569I think the implication that she had an orifice stretched as wide as that egg is worse
>>739172548Depends on the birthgiver in the scenario.Female human x male pokemon = live birthMale human x female pokemon = eggYour gardewife would lay an egg.
>>739172547and you are a fruit!
>>739172617Are you sure? I might be remembering wrong but I don't think the dude who fucked a squid or whatever it was was given eggs for kids.
>>739172608The egg is a psychic creation, thats why every pokemon is related to mew and no pokemon breeders have ever seen the egg being created or layed.
>>739172620I finally found it, the true location of Agartha
>>739172547>source: made it the fuck up
>>739172547Oh so just cause shes green she has to be a grass type!
>>739169593Get the russian bible, there's a homunculus that needs smashing. BLYAT
>>739172719Type bigotry, man. You hate to see it in 2026.
>>739172687Garde is only for true children of Yakub after all.
>>739169593is this loss?
Why can't you guys just be normal
>>739172876*rapes you*
>>739172876What's normal?
Eat.
>>739169593
>>739172876Cuz I'm a ground type
>>739172876
>>739169593>yolkso she laid an unfertilized egg, didn't even know pokemon could do that
>>739172953Based cockerel.
>>739172953is the turkey on the left retarded? why is he being punished
>>739172978You know fertilized eggs have yolks too rightWhat do you believe the purpose of the yolk is
>>739173029>current state of the West's population pyramid in a nutshell
>>739173019Tasty no waste-y in a bowl of ramen w/ black pepper
>>739173019yeah, but they also have a baby, that one's just yolk
>>739173029Am I the only one who thinks egg laying is an archaic holdover? Look at how fucking defenseless all egg laying species are from their time as eggs to when they need to mature.
>>739170607The same way level 5 Salamence did it.
>>739172876Wanting to bang cute girls is normal.
>>739173029Can mother birds even identify Kurukkoos like this, or do they just raise them as their own?
>>739173128It's a step above needing to give live birth in the ocean, but not as advanced as live birth on land. Trust me the ocean fucking sucks, never do anything there if possible.
>>739173148The entire reason the birds do it is because it works, otherwise they would had stopped.
>>739173029This is horrible
>>739173148If a baby falls out the nest for like 5 seconds the mother can't recognize them anymore.
>>739172876Oh like it's my fault, and not Nintendo's??
>>739173148In nest = my baby
>>739173148Even when they can identify them evolutionarily the adult cuckoo bird will kill their family if the cucked bird gets rid of the cuck chick.
>>739170041This. What's a couple more creampies?
>>739172953If I remember correctly, that's the grandma.
>>739173283Do the cucks target specific species? Or can they do this to like falcons or hawks
>>739169761>>739169889It's the fucking jojo edit all over again
>>739170561Is that a marble or a laundry pod on her head?
>>739173395Doing it a large predatory bird would carry a risk factor one would think. I wouldn't fuck with a falcon or hawk's nest and I weigh several times more than it and if necessary could grab one in my hand. Now imagine being tiny little birds.
>>739173395Roosting hawks don't typically leave their nests, but I guess one could try if it wanted to.
>>739173445Gardevoir mega stone
>>739173148You tell me.
>>739173250Why is she a whore?
gardavore cracked my egg
>>739173512Okay, so it's a marble then?
>>739173601Because her master is refusing her advances and she still hasn't gotten to the point where she just rapes him yet. She is still at the phase where she tries to seduce him.
>>739173029Fucken amazing that doing something like this can be instinct
>>739173672i used to want to eat marbles as a kid. i never did, but i wanted to. does that make me retarded
>>739173601She was given an internet access and she saw all the thousands of images of her momThat's how she turned into this
>>739173672a MAGICAL marble
>>739173093Brother the baby is a microscopic red speck
>>739173714God is amazing
>>739173029i feel stupid, what's happening in this webm?
>>739173601It's not like pokémon could CHOOSE their physical appearance...
>>739173790Cuckoo chick getting rid of competitionTheir mothers slip them into the nests of other birds to raise it for them
>>739173790The cuckoo bird lays its eggs in other birds nests and when the baby cuckoo hatches, it instinctively pushes the other eggs from the host parent out of the nest, killing them
>>739173790Cuckoo chick is pushing out the egg and hatchling of the actual owners of the nest. Cuckoos don't raise their own chicks, they get other birds to do it for them.
>>739173601Because Kirlia and Gardies are basically human and human girls are whores
>>739173723If you had the restraint to know something was wrong but didn't do it and actually had the introspection to realize it was a bad thing and that you had a desire to explore it anyways, then that makes you the opposite of retarded. 99% of humanity cannot do what you just described as a child.
The fuck is this weird shit?
>>739173876Khyle
>>739173863That's several layers of abstract thinking. I bet I can guess anon's ethnicity down to a couple of possibilities.
>>739173837>>739173845>>739173846thanks
>>739173029I am that egg.
>>739169761Copium art
>>739173779the artist should've added a red dot to the yolk, then
>>739169761Why did she get in the egg in the last panel
>>739173961Maybe it's on the other side.
>>739173961you should adjust the colours / brightness on your monitor! :)
>>739173876Cuxkolding with extra steps
As I recall there are some bird species that detects cuckoo eggs/hatchling by seeing shit's a bigger egg and ejects or wait for the cuckoo chick to pop up, then eject it.
>>739174002Oh you're right, it's on the left side. Quite large too, just very near the yolk shade. Yep, it's fertilized alright.
>>739174025based anti NTR bird
>>739169593Is this actually khyle or someone pretending to be? doesnt fully seem like his art style.
>>739173029Listen I know we shouldn't mess with animals too bad but have we checked what happens if we just stop the cuckoo from pushing the other babies out? Like if we tricked adult birds into using a nest we humans built, tricked cuckoo into trying to put their baby in the same nest and then we just started feeding both via robots
>>739173980I think she's running behind it to the left to tell her trainer that the baby is growing.
>>739173714Behavior is genetic
>>739174025What I wonder if a cuckoo bird has ever done it to a species of reptile or amphibian? Would they be stupid enough to try it on the monotremes like echidnas or platypi?
>>739174002oh, the darker spot on the left? I thought that was shading
>>739174080What the fuck would this accomplish?
>>739173907I'm SEA
>>739174106I doubt they'll target reptiles since they tend to lay their eggs on the ground, cuckoo hatchling will be reptile food.
>>739174119Ideally? Cuckoo genocide.
>>739174118It's got veins coming out of it.>>739174129Yep, Asian was one of my two picks.
>>739174156cambodian or vietnamese?
>>739173250>posts a non-official patreon coomer image
>>739174129you don't get to bring friends
>>739174119I dunno seeing how animals react to complete alien circumstances. I'd also like us to build robot dinosaurs and unleash them in the wild just to see how normal animals would cope
>>739174105NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS HOW YOU RAISE THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>739170561This was the most wholesome shit. It's not even a Fetish thing, it's just a lovable Pokemon partnership.
>>739174156I thought the veins were jpg artifacts :^)
>>739174105It's one thing for something like nogs making the informed decisions that make them nogs, it's another for a blind bird who doesn't even know anything beyond the small pocket of twigs it can feel out to just know that it's in its interest to wrestle with everything else that's sharing the space with it until it's not there anymore, you'd think it would take a kind of selfish logic that's beyond a creature that simple and some greater awareness of the situation its in
>>739170746they're aware. they just don't make a big thing of it
>>739174156So are you Chinese or Japanese?
>>739174228I think its more interesting you reintroduce a species that was once native to a particular region until human intervention or climate. Like worms died out in North America iirc as did equines, then they got reintroduced. In South America you had a huge range of biodiversity from mammoths, gomphotheres, giant sloths, giant snakes, marsupials and more.
>>739174391I'm Laotian stupid.
>>739174430Lotion is not a real people, stop being retarded and answer the question chink.
>>739174430....So are you Chinese or Japanese?
>>739172620hehehehe
>>739171836fuck
>>739174137Bad idea.Even though their parenting behavior is disgusting, the adult birds are highly beneficial because they eat things that other birds don’t.They consume certain pests that rarely appear in the diet of other birds, which makes them effective forest cleaners. Their extermination would harm the entire ecosystem due to an explosion of insects.
>>739172617>Female human x male pokemon = live birthThis is what AI was created for, someone with a bunch of GPU's and etc ai wizard model skills.I wanna see a pokemon knotting a chicken hard cooming into her cervix. The egg somehow fertilizes into a pokemon(and not some horrific hybrid). And months later she gives birth to it.God knows what happens if its a large spices of pokemon. I'd imagine after it gets pretty big they need to preform a cut&yonk and place that partly formed pokemonz into a fake womb till its finished growing. Also AI up what happens when the speices of pokemon is too big for a human female to give birth to. And its not even half formed yet its too much for her body to handle so her belly finally rips open. Causing the fetus partil formed pokemon to start twitching violently as its out of the womb and cant breath because the cord is all fucked up. Thus they both die, as the pokefather is forced to watch freaking out as his mate and child dies horrificallyOnce again this is why AI was created, to make stuff like this.
>>739169889>my gf eating my wife's babyI know why I have this boner
Why the hell do all pokemon lay eggs though? And where did all the normal animals go? You're telling me that elephants and other earth inspired animals evolved alongside elemental rats or talking rocks and the superspecies never once evolved to develop placentas?
>>739172617>Female human x male pokemon = live birthSee a human woman with a Houndoom and two Houndour pups.
>>739171714The air was slippery
>>739174728mammalian pokemon lay eggs. i kind of believe them when they say they don't know where eggs come from. what's the largest pokemon that can come from an egg? is it onix?
>>739169593the nortubel of pokemon
>>739174762I mean there's way more that's objectionable about pokemon than the fact that they lay eggs. The amount of effort they've put into trying to make pokemon feel even vaguely naturalistically plausible is close to nonexistent
>>739172548The only way we'd know for certain is if it came out of the lore leaks.
>>739173714By cloaca you were bornBy cloaca you die
>>739174840Stop it with that.
>>739172617>>739174792i think the scenario that should make the most sense is that in any poke/human relationship the offspring has the same sex as the mother
>>739174862The lore leaks that never actually made it into the games?
>>739174862Yes, that's what I'm referencing. Like I said, I don't recall eggs being mentioned.
>>739174893It might not be in the games but it was never meant to, it's meant to guide developers in making the games
>>739173790Israeli bird entered a different country's nest
>>739169889kek
Why do Gardevoirs have a gender split while Gallades are just 100% male?
Stupid Dumb ThreadCLEAN IT UP JANNY
>>739174893I mean unless you want to believe Typhlosion is a rapist.
>>739172876Cuz I a rock type, rock solid.
>>739174893It might not be referenced in the games directly because they aren't meant to be loreslop, but it does inform the decisions while making them.
>>739173185Yeah ok retard a baby newborn with no schooling JUST SO HAPPENS to know how to masterfully ruse a fully grown chicken, uh-huh ok sure
>>739174958>TPC recognizes the union of man and GardevoirVery progressive.
>>739174943So do Snorunt, Combee, and Salandit. It's not unique
>>739174762BECAUSE, you autistic motherfucker, eggs are far more marketable to children than fuckin placentas and bloodgushing births. You people DO realize this is a franchise aimed at CHILDREN.
>>739173946Hopium, actually
>>739173723I almost did but as soon as I put it in my mouth it tasted awful so I spit it out
>>739169593I have Khyle fatigue
>>739174965So it's basically a development document used to help lead the design of the project, even if it doesn't fully make it into the finished product?
>>739169646
>>739169593is this loss
>>739175006what the fuck is salandit, am I being gaslit
>>739175034I have fatique anon fatique.
>>739174064>infanticide is based!I know who you voted for.
Also why does Gardevoir get all the art when this thing exists?
>>739175034thanks for your opinion
>>739175070It's the pre-evolution stage to some fire/poison lizard that only fully evolves if it's female. I forget the name of it.
>>739175176Salazzle
>>739172876We should have stopped this goverment honeypot long agoBut lets keep going to see what happens
>>739175176salazzle
>>739175161Gardevoir is stronger
>>739175161Kirlia gets lots of art though?
>>739174991It's a fan animation.
>>739175034i didn't even realize it was his. Did he regress?
>>739175254The government wants everything to be sterile and homogenized the exact opposite of talking about weird mutant animals. If they had their way you would only talk about the advancement of income for the company you work for.
>>739175161Gardevoir looks like a woman and not a child.
>>739174137Nest paraticism has evolved independently multiple times. It is an inevetable because as long as nest making birds exists, there is advantage in offloading the labor of making the nest and guarding & feeding the chicks to some other bird while you yourself just produce lots of eggs and lay them in different nests.
>>739175376Women are worthless, only girls have value
>>739175034He'll keep doing it for engagement bait
>>739175171i fucking hate opinionsthats my opinion
>>739173876Le edgy pokemon art with a joke about sex
>>739173395>specific speciesit's specific.they even try to imitate the OG species egg, but it doesn't always work
>>739174137If you wanna genocide anything do it to an invasive species e.g. the various species of rats, mosquitoes and mice in North America and Europe or cats.
>>739175810Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>739175034Your opinion matter as a fallen leaf beneath my shoes.
>>739175581This coming from a leftover man, kek
>>739175836Good morning, sir.
>>739175914God morning saaaar.
>>739175836I avoid stepping on fallen leaves because they can be slippery and make you fall.
>>739176036Just use a better shoes with more rougher sole.Proble slippery?
>>739175581only girls know how to leave
>people hardly draw this poor pinniped >when they do they give the female's human breasts
>>739175836Those mounds on Gardevoir's chest aren't natural, you should get it checked out, it might be cancer.
>>739169889
>>739173148Some can. Apparently some studies have shown that they can tell the difference via UV reflections off of the eggs
>>739176440You mean breastcancer? In her breasts?
It's a good thing Pokemon don't actually lay eggs then isn't it?
>>739175581
>>739176661
>>739169593You were supposed to eat the eggs!
>>739176321Look man, giant tits are an integral part of Primarina's design that just got left out by accident. It's like the Gen 1 sprite where they drew Koffing's crossbones mark on the wrong side. She just doesn't look right without them.
>>739176703That has been normal for 200,000 years of the human organism.
I love my cute wife even if she keeps breaking our eggs.
>>739176012Lazy ass Twiggy.
>>739176984That's a male btw.
>>739176984They look stupid and I hate them immensely. This goes for all depictions of pokemon with primate mammaries.
>>739174701>pest hellbent on genocide worms its way into the most important part of its surrounding infrastructureyou hate to see it
>>739177248even primeape??
>pokemon i find attractive, such as gardevoir and mawileI draw with big tits >pokemon i don't find attractive, such as lopunny and lucarioNo big titsSimple as
I wonder Masuda how much was furious after the Pokéleaks.
>>739169761It's gonna have giga autism or something after that fall, more humane to let it die.
>>739177207So are you, contrary to what your 'friends' on discord tell you.>>739177248Big breasts are objectively aesthetically pleasing. I'm sorry you cannot appreciate this fact, I really am. You're missing out.
>>739175034Same.He's the new shadman.Also why you fags mostly post him?Don't you follow other artists?
>>739173128>Long lifespans>Infinate breathing hack>High intelligence>Can literally fly>Can spawn large litters>No birthing risks>Can see clearer, further and in more color than usBirds sure did lose, r-right mammal bros?
>>739177207Yeah traps with huge tits and a tucked cock are so hot
>>739175034>KhyleLiterally who? I'm not a Pokefag I just like Gardevoir
>>739177686It is genuinely fucking wild how much better bird biology is on the level of pure efficiency and lifespans. They are however anatomy mogged by primates due to lacking proper manipulation limbs.
>>739173128that doesn't have much to do on whether they lay eggs or not.human babies are completely fucking worthless for several years after birth, and i seem to recall snakes doing alright soon after hatching
>>739177686>Infinite breathing hackqrd?
>>739177775>lacking proper manipulation limbsENTER
>>739177637because other artists just post hot pokemonat least he tries to be funny or to tell a joke
Hm... the "LE JOKE IS LE SEX" crowd sure is quiet.
>>739177894I too miss when /v/ posted greenteaneko or jagodibuja.
>>739177801" A key feature that makes avian respiration special is the fact that they have static lungs and breath unidirectionally by breathing with air sacs throughout their body instead of diaphragms common in other land animals.When a bird draws in a breath of air, it travels through the nares (or nostrils) down the trachea into a series of posterior air sacs located in the thorax and rump—in their butts. When a bird exhales that same breath, it does not leave the body as it does with mammals but rather moves into the lung where oxygen is absorbed and carbon dioxide expelled. When a bird inhales for the second time, that same breath of air moves from the lungs into the anterior air sacs. The second and last exhalation is when the stale air leaves the bird’s body through the nares.Every breath a bird takes requires two breathing cycles to complete a single breath, making the air passing through the lung unidirectional and always fresh and full of oxygen. Bird lungs are small and rigid, with the gas exchange region of their anatomy organized into a series of parallel tubes that bring deoxygenated blood into the lung at the opposite direction the air is flowing.">tl;dr: birds breathe in a way which ensures that their lungs are constantly filled with oxygenated air.
>>739178002>be like the other 100,000 artists just posting coom contentkudos to people who at least try to tell a fucking joke, even if it doesn't land
>>739177848Beaks are not limbs.
>>739173128Fun fact: mammals have placentas instead of laying eggs due to viral dna Generating a little parasite inside your body without it getting roflstomped by the immune system is very finnicky. Egg laying is the universal reproductive norm, even the baby inside a live pregnancy is technically inside an egg, but that egg is modified to Leech on mommy dearest thanks to genes that seems to have been originated from retroviruses.
hi khyle your nude alts SUCK
>>739178086You haven't seen what a parrot can do with their talons
If birds are so smart then why don't they build spears and tools
>>739178150Crows do
>>739173013Chickens peck at anything red because they're retarded.
>>739178150Some crow species do actually build lil stick "spears" they use to skever grubs in tree trunks and what not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-HF-wBwQsc
>>739177686Curious for the people who might know about this, but would hollow bones be too fragile/too much of a disadvantage if they were much bigger? Did prehistoric birbs even have hollow bones?
>>739177801Birds have a cyclical breathing system where we breathe in and out the same way.
>>739177508Not his problem desu he hasn't been in Gamefreak in some timeI appreciate it shed light on the switch to Ohmori as well. Just had his ass booted because he had a disagreement with Sugimori.
>>739178150Nobody cares about spears, Todd proved this with Skyrim.As for tools, they just have humans build shit for them instead, making humans the real tools in the scenario.
>>739178226>we
>>739174840>nortubelI don't know who this is?
>>739177637He's spammed on twitter and half of /v/ is just pulling screenshots from that shithole.
>>739178260where as*
>>739176489Not the water doggy!
>>739173723Same. I never even knew what marbles were for, so I just assumed people used to eat the high-quality ones, but my poor ass could only afford the inedible cheap kind. I used to collect the coolest/prettiest ones at the dollar store and imagine what they would taste like if I ate them.
>>739178213>Bros, was the trex too fragile?
>>739175034I do as well, but I kind of respect him for being one of the only artists to draw Gardevoir on-model by making her having those wide-eyed animalistic expressions while being very thin. Makes ger really feel like a pokemon that can only communicate by saying her name over and over.
>>739177686>No birthing risksBirds risk being egg bound, where the egg gets stuck, even when the egg is infertile. They also lose calcium for every egg laid.
How is nobody mentioning the ice on the stairs and the fact that you can see Glaceon in the corner? This was a murder.
>>739178440Too late to deflect now tweety, I've got your number
>>739169593this is not ok
>>739178852That's vaporeon
>>739178852That looks like Vaporeon.
>>739178020>bird lungs are more akin to a 2-stroke engine than human lungsWhat the fuck.
>>739178020I feel like I was able to do this a few times when I was younger. I think me and my friends all could do it for a few seconds after really trying to. We're catching up to you stupid birdniggers and your tricks.
>>739178763>be hollow boned>just stack muscle mass so you don't have to deal with itchad
>>739178213Hollow bones are just denser than regular bones so you don't need as much bone per bone
>>739173395Falcons and hawks would just kill the cuckoo. They do this to smaller, weak birds they can bully into raising their young.
>>739178929You sure you aren't a saxophonist?
a fetish thread died for this /an/ takeover
>>739179124>You sure you aren't a saxophonist?No, I've never had sex, but what's that got to do with anything?
>>739178213Animals with hollow bones are usually capable of flight. This doesn’t just go for avians but pterosaurs. As big as quatzealcoaltus was a grizzly bear outweighed it or even your average american outweighed it.
>>739173790>>739173029Nest = Europe;Large Dark Bird = Migrants;Small Bird and Egg = Native population and their offspring.
>>739178020that explains why these tiny motherfuckers can sing for so long until they need to catch a breathfascinating stuff
>>739170561why is it wearing a tide pod?
>>739173148Most birds can't even tell inanimate objects like soccer balls apart from their own eggs if you paint them the same color. You could paint a yoga ball turquoise with black spots and a robin will come sit on it and defend it. They don't care about shape or size as long as it's relatively round, not obscenely big (like the size of a house) and shares the same color and pattern.
>>739178928Their biology evolved for flight efficiency. Their anatomy reflects that. The airsacks inside their bodies not only help in their breathing but also make them overall lighter.
>>739175034trvke
>>739173723No, they look like candy, it feels like they should be a kind of firm jelly. The bubbles and bright colors don't help, they really do often look like food.
>>739179364For when it goes in the washing machine.
>>739174419they did that with beavers in the UK because they are way better dam builders than we humans are.It went something like:>too much water due to rivers overflowing>humans tries to build dams, failing spectacularly>get the idea to introduce beavers after 400 years>fuckers immediately start getting to work to stop that damn water from going>fishers and ecologists worried fish couldn't get to the other side of the river because there's too much wood now>fishes don't give a fuck and just jumps over the woodAlso creating wetlands helped immensely the ecosystem there.
>>739170561
>>739179274>Large Dark Bird = Migrants pushed by Israelftfy
>>739175034i really like this pic
>>739173148some birds are smart enough to notice that 1 egg doesn't look like the others and will remove it. but cuckoos have evolved to make a variety of different eggs.
>>739179364It's a zoomer Gardevoir, and it's about to attempt the tide pod challenge.
>>739177848Fun fact: most parrot species don't mimic anything in the wild other than other members of their own species, and their mimicry is only for communicating with one another as well as distinguishing themselves with names. Some species do, though most don't mimic other birds, animals or noises, they just have a very wide variety of noises amongst themselves. But obviously pet parrots mimic their human owners meaning they kind of see us as their family, mimicking what they're interpreting as our "calls".
>>739179743Ah so that explains why we don't have flocks of birds parroting the n-word.
>>739179390Also why you can get chickens to lay eggs where you want with golf balls
>>739178928>2-stroke enginePerfect way to condense the idea.
>tfw your Gardevoir wife keeps using her power to make you do increasingly more gay sexual acts in front of her for her own sadistic pleasure
>>739170825an egg for an egg makes the whole world a satisfying breakfast.-mahatma Gahndi
>>739180084giwtwm
Should Gardenvores have noses?
>>739180084fujo gard wife
>>739180198Fuck no
>>739180198No nose, no breasts, no distinct strands of hair, no glasses, no bimbo face, no absurd thighs, no porn body type, no shoes. The cute little bow would be nice on a proper gardevoir.
>>739169761I remember this experiment, even when the chick was born into this world completely healthy it still freaks me up.
>>739180198why would you want Gardevoir if you have to change what she is
>>739174762In the anime continuity at least, regular animals went largely extinct because they had to compete with non-regular animals.
>>739172970How did you get a composite image of every /v/ poster?
>>739173029>Korean television >NTR documentary
>>739180413And a turgid 9 inch penis.
>>739180484Yeah but why are humans the outlier?
>>739170561sauce?
>>739173714>>739174105>>739174305Compulsion is a crazy concept. Basically cuckoo chicks are born with claustrophobia and feel an intense discomfort at being surrounded by other entities in the nest, so they start having little bird tantrums and pushing anything they can out. The same idea is why beavers make dams, the sound of running water causes them distress, so they block it with logs and sticks.
>>739174080>then we just started feeding both via robotsAside from that being extremely pointless and wasteful all that would happen is the cuckoo would grow faster than the other bird and constantly try to push it out of the nest.Even in nature if they dont murder the other eggs/chicks they eat up a lot more food and are generally a burden on the parents and babies of the nest until they leave.
>>739180413Sounds like what you want is a trap
>>739170561Anon no! this is a blue board.
>>739179570>it's DA JOOOOS fault that we openly allow migrants to replace us
>>739177686High intelligence in a world bereft of justice is nothing but a curse.
>>739180987>conflating israel with da joosShalom.
>>739169593No feet, no thanks
>>739181034>look buddy I'm not a jew hater, okay? one of my best onlywhores manager is jewish! don't paint me up like one of those crazy 4chan neonazis, I just don't like israel and the people who live there, if we could just wipe out anyone who would call israel home the world would be a better place
>>739177248I disagree
>>739181238You need to take your meds bro that's a lot of projection in one sentence.
>Well? It ain't gonna suck itself
>>739181351
>>739181351>ywn feel the mouthfeel or taste the taste of a gardevoirs fat smegma laden futa cock
>>739181414closeted fags are so obnoxious.
>>739181268
>>739181486It's a girl so it's not gay.
>>739179390>You could paint a yoga ball>not obscenely bighow the fuck is a yoga ball "not obscenely big" from the pov of your average ass bird
>>739180761>the sound of running water causes them distress, so they block it with logs and sticksThat doesn't check out since beavers build shit regardless of whether they're near a river or not
Dommy gardy
>/v/: knowledgeable about animals >also /v/: wants to fuck animals in games and cartoons
>>739179404that's not a bird that's a bagpipe
Were you checking out these Pokeballs?
>>739181667There are no chicks with dicks, Anon.Only guys with tits.Ergo, you gay as fuck boy.
>>739169593Just make another one.
>>739173148>>739179590A lot of them can. They can even spot the cuckoo hatchlings. However, cuckoos often observe the nest they've invaded and the moment the bird parents remove the cuckoo egg, cuckoos fuck up the entire nest, killing everything. They basically exist to destabilize and ruin everything. They're flying parasites that'll cry victim whenever someone notices their bullshit.
>>739182068Why do you think they're so knowledgeable?
>>739174762They actually dont lay eggs normally. At least thats the way the canon is trending. And its implied the eggs that show up at the daycare really do just appear out of nowhere, and arent part of the normal reproductive cycle.
>>739181351gardevoir doing this but with a pussy is hotter than with a dick
>>739182797i heard that new york famously has a problem with these birds nesting underground
>>739183239Nah she's making you gag on that girl dick.
>>739183537i hope they don't get devoured by the crocodiles that also roost in the sewers
>>739172876hey guys, get a load of this NON-FREAK! GET OUTTA HERE YA NON-FREAK!
>>739183679Well, it's isn't dead yet, so this should work.
qhy doesn't he do gold and silver
It actually has an evolutionary advantage to raise a cuckoo child as a bird parent.
>>739183774post beak
>>739183679this stand is so broken holy shit he can so so much broken shit why is gay the world so fucking powerful
>>739183774what color is your girlfriend's child?
>>739182797Sounds familiar...
>>739183826it can't heal itself nor it's user though
>>739183929He's half black, but I'm not sure what point you're getting at.
I consider myself a pretty normal guy, but given the chance I would live in a Pokecenter and just let the Gardevoirs fuck and breed the shit out of me all day.
>>739183826>Josuke is so broken>Literally gets shadowed by Jotaro during his entire partLmao
>>739184076>He's half black
>>739169761>dripping antibiotics onto a fetusLMAO
>>739182068>be me >normal human guy>never really interact much with pokemon >walking home one night when a fuzzy yellow thing tackles me into the tall grass>It starts waving this little pendulum around and suddenly I can't move or scream >Its standing over me now I can see it leering down at me over its oversized nose>it starts to play with itself, thick fingers disappearing into it's eager looking snatch while it keeps swinging that stupid little ring at me>suddenly I can't keep my eyes focused, I feel tired, very tired >the last thing I hear as I drift off it the sound of the monster laughing at me>.....>wake up in my bed>I'm completely naked, and incredibly sore>I feel...drained....violated >and then hits me>the true horror of the situation >some faggot on /v/ is going to call me an animal fucker
>>739169889ah, nature's cleanup crew. I assume for the best because I genuinely believe >>739169761 is a 1 in a million chance. I'd just start from scratch at this point.
>>739178928Bird just mog the fuck out of humans anatomically.Human males have external testicles because sperm can only tolerate a certain range of temperatures, so if the testes were internal our sperm would basically cook to death. But not only do birds have internal testicles, but they ALSO have higher average internal body temps (109 degrees F). Despite this their sperm survive because the proteins that make up their sperm are more resistant to heat.
>>739178150birds are literally posting ITT right now
>>739184120hey now Josuke can revert jotaro back to part 3 Prime Jotaro at any moment to make him even stronger, don't diss beef hair man
>>739174753>my wife's babyIs it a baby yet? When does life begin?
>>739182068There's a reason I know what an epigynum is and you're not gonna like it
>>739170195>NOOOOO you can't have sex with the humanoid and feminine plant woman! It's a heckin animalrino!
>>739169889basedbasedbased
>>739184270Anon Im not sure that outside testicle versus inside testicle matters when birds get owned by a bright orange baby by the literal millions.
>>739184092Nobody wants your objectively shitty genetics, let alone your tiny penis!
>>739184092Gardevoirs don't live in pokemon centers. You will get nursing handjobs from Chansey/Audino and you will like it.
>>739182797>However, cuckoos often observe the nest they've invaded and the moment the bird parents remove the cuckoo egg, cuckoos fuck up the entire nest, killing everything.Really? First time I'm hearing it.
>>739184842Someone is always new ones, even if just for "healing".
>>739169593The egg is clearly undeveloped so just make another one?
>>739173013Young hen is not taking good care of her eggs.Old hen fix the escaped egg.Old hen peck young hen to remind her who is boss and that making said boss do your job will be painful.
>>739182645There are no pokemon either by that logic so the whole thing falls flat.
>>739184968so they really do have a pecking order
>>739183980stop noticing patterns
>>739184424>epigynumI have no idea what that is and now I'm afraid to ask
>>739181414Circumcucks obsession with smegma will never not be hilarious.
>>739169593realistically speaking (accourding to the rules of the pokemon universe) it is virtually impossible this could happend, Gardevoir is a FUCKING PSYCHIC FAIRY MON, it could literally telekinesis her way out from a fall or teleport away or whatever
>>739185214It's just an external genital structure for female spiders!
>>739185557what if he was born retarded and had no mental abilities?
>>739174762>>739175025I always thought the breeding aspect of pokemon was a little needless.
>>739185373>tfw no female gallade>they even patched a female gallade out of Championsit's not fair, galladesissies...
>>739185672She will live forever in our hearts.
>>739169593Why is the Gardevoir at such low HP anyway? No way the fall did that much damage.
>>739175034I like his style but he's insufferable
>>739185653maybe that's why it has a relationship with the trainer
>>739185779Emotional damage
>>739172547>>739184440>plant
>>739185653>retarded and had no mental abilities... that would explain why society deemed that one acceptable to marry.
>>739185779kissing does damage in pokemon
>>739169593"next time"?
>>739185884green means plant don't you knowBEHOLD, A PLANT
>she>her
>>739175025So why are you in this thread that revolves around a franchise for CHILDREN in your own words? Pokemon is for a general audience, and the people buying the bulk of merch and products aren't children.
>>739169761Doesn't matter her body her choice kill all white baby scum
>>739186053i think it just puts opponents to sleep
>>739186181>Wife Lv 20the pic literally shows that Gardevoir is female, anon.
>>739172617And alsoDitto x non-ditto = Non ditto gives birthSo lads, make absolute sure not to fuck a ditto
>>739186348
>>739186443You can't be a gardevoir at level 20. Bet it's lying about the gender too.
>>739173029I think we should extinct the cuckoo bird
For me its Pikachu, id fuck HIS ass tight pikaass then have him thunderbolt as he ejaculates
>>739177019based myopic anon
>>739186801How about we focus on the parasites that actually affect us? By us I mean humans since you are obviously a bird.
>>739186118that's a bug
>>739186968oy vey
>>739186615h-hot...
>>739169593GARDEVOIR NOOOO MY CHILD
>>739186279a smile worth protecting
>>739186968>reddit tier opinion that humans should go extinctlead by example
>>739180757Official human trainer x Gardevoir animation, very cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JtuxmEiYl4
>>739186673Can a bird really "connect four"?
>>739185092
>>739169593Sex with kirlia >>739175034TRVKE NUKE
>>739187145English dub exists btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDXiMLRm7E
>>739185557you severely understimate how fast a fall happens and how much surprise plays a role
>>739178020Do note that this system of breathing makes them especially sensitive to toxins in the air (IE why "canary in a coal mine" is a phrase, the birds would be affected by any air contaminants well before the miners, serving as an early warning system).
>>739187145>I must risk my life protecting Mr Goldberg's Amazon packages!>Somene woud be sad if those JBL headphones don't make it!
>>739187294It's true, one time I tripped over a train I did not see coming. Thankfully it missed me.
>>739184903Birds like the cuckoo are like the mafia, they run an egg protection racket. Birds will raise the cuckoo egg even when they recognize it isn't theirs because they know doing otherwise will have consequences
>>739186615He meant Lovely Kiss, Gen 2 Jynx-exclusive move that sleepsThere's also Sweet Kiss that confuses. Can be learned by Pika*chu*
>>739169761Based artist
>>739187294>reaction time of a highly intelligent creature that can literally create blackholes with it's mind is exactly the same as a regular human
>>739187458based retard
>>739187494Why wouldn't the bird just fly away?
>>739187284I am going to FUCKING KILL MYSELF if I don't get a Garde wife TODAY
>>739172548>the official folklore interspecies fetish pornThis is one hell of a sentence, anon.
>>739172547She literally looks like a humanoid leek, I also thought she was plant type before playing the games.
>>739187690we live in one hell of a world
>>739187252Based
>>739170447Murkyhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98482714
>>739187543Yeah it should be lower since theres more brain mass to go through
>>739172953HAHAHAHAHA
>>739185601artist? That really tickles my heart and penis.
>>739174129How does a SEAmonkey get so smart? Did you observe the behavior first?
You did get the plush, right?
>>739172648No mention of egg, just boy.It was also copy-pasted with Lapras so plesiosaurs have the same taste.
>>739169593CRACK CRACK CRACK THE EGG ONTO THE FLOOR
>>739187895No, it's too big. My Garde would be much smaller.
>>739175810Where is she keeping all those mics?
>>739173029>why is my baby 8 times bigger than me?
>>739187968guh
>>739187968women art be like
if there was a button where pressing it would anonymously kill every person on this website, none of you faggots would get to it first, i promise you that
>>739188094its not like you've never drawn a dick on a bathroom stall
>>739187968>the comment by the author
>>739187818try again
Yoshi can just make another
>>739187968
>>739187968damn
>>739173029
>>739174753holy shit, new fetish unlocked
>>739187968Suicussy
>>739187968Holy fuck
>>739187895there's no way this is official
>>739187968>georgia o'queefof course its a painting by her
>>739187968>when people read erotic symbols into my paintins, they're really talking about their own affairs.She KNEW I would be thinking about gardepussy
>>739188419https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/72-10419-101/gardevoir-poke-plush-63-in100% legit. Around 3000 were made based on the lot numbers on the box.
>>739188419Could be worse.
>>739174938People tend to forget that the tree was stolen from them centuries ago.
This is real too.
>>739188493this thing has a giant "fuck you" spike sticking out of its chest, it's not meant for cuddlefucking
>>739188574Wouldn't stop me.
>>739178121Damn. Maybe lizard people are more advanced than us after all.
>>739182797"Cuckoos are birds of peace. Now feed our kids or face jihad."
>>739188368F A T H E R.
gardevoir = hagkirlia = heberalts = loliwhat's your fave?
>>739188489holy moly.i want one
>>739187628Because territory is a thing. Flying away means that they would have to compete for territory that's already taken.
>>739188893gallade
>>739188861Sounds a lot like a certain semitic group I can think of.
>>739188493she can be thankful it's a doll and not a ditto
>>739188861More like"This nest was promised to cuckoos 6000 years ago. If you throw away a cuckoo's egg from your nest it's another shoah"
>>739188893Kirlia's a loli and ralts is a shota
>>739189063Maybe it's a Ditto shaped like a dollI could see myself asking for that
https://e621.net/posts/6403398women only want one thing and it's super hot
>>739189184>>739188893Ralts is a genderless larva, barely more than a sentient mushroom with psychic powers.
Might as well dump the Gardevoir folder
>>739187420the son of dob grindset
>>739189196>Gardevoir thread>Ummm, but what about women fucking dogs.Bottoms up faggot.
>>739182068>half the thread talking about porking pokemon>other half yapping about birds>like 2 retards telling stories about how they want to eat marblesc'est la /v/
>>739189196holy shit it's finally done?
>>739174129>>739174215MY SIDES
>>739189571You're laughing. Gardevoir skinned that Charizard alive to wear him like a skin suit and you're laughing.
>>739187840hirune_(imomonono) Most of his art is really boring or just guys with an enormous nutsack
>>739189196penny isn't gay
>>739189196I was simply aware when I stepped into her room and saw all the eeveelutions.
>>739189571Smug little brat!
>>739189728Penny is absolutely gay as fuck, what are you smoking
>>739189697tf is this? Human Gardevoir? I don't want that, I want to fuck a semi-sentient animal.
>>739189830yandevoir is hotI have a custom card for one.
>>739189196>no vaginal sex at allWhat even is the point?
>Franchise created by an autistic man.>Garde knows everything you are thinking and feeling without the hassle of trying to communicate it.BUILT for big autistic cock.
>>739189970mouth pussy
>>739169889*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
>>739184903Odd. I've talked about it all the time here so I'm kinda surprised there's still some people that don't know. Someone even called me birdanon before and I felt pretty proud about that. Someone alsotried to call me cuckanon but I didn't let that one stick lmao.
Bump limit already? Shall we risk an after-dark?
>>739189682wtfthanks anyways, might as well give it a look for something good.
>>739189950I love alphavoir
>>739190142not before page 9
glifvoir
>>739190193Oh shame. I gotta go so I can't post more.
this is what reaches bump limits these days
>>739190446hell yeah
>>739189405I'm a very fresh learner of Japanese. I see a lot of fetish love coining terms being "word+con" or "kon", I'm assuming it's pronounced 「こん」but I cannot find anything describing it further or an associated kanji. Can anyone help? I want to understand exactly what it means and how to apply it myself, including linguistic does and don'ts, even if it is a slang or colloquialism.
>>739175161It is a mystery.
>>739188574it's a horn. you touch that thing and she instantly has a feedback loop with you and her horny.
>>739188493Same energy as the Glaceon UPS delivery one: https://e621.net/posts/6124114
>>739173128Live birth is fine, but humans sure got the short end of the stick
>>739189196I don't have to click on this to know its terrible.
>>739190510Haha I get it!
>>739180761made up bullshit you just pulled from your assstop doing that
>>739190576bulge
>>739190548You're right, and I wish I could go back and not click it.
If I remove that spike from her chest, will she die?
>>739189970You're telling me I followed this at a tertiary degree and it's just no_penetration? terrible.
>>739177783Its because of our big brains and large heads needed to contain our brains. Another fact if you shrunk the head of a human to make our brains more analogous to other animals, the ears would be on top of the head.
>pokemon wearing clothesDISGUSTING.GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY FACE.THEY MUST BE NAKED ALWAYS!
>>739189571I like the depiction of Gardevoir as not being so stoic and expressionally slow.
>>739190463the +con is for 'complex'
>>739190424>someone saved my ancient imageHoly shit>>739190446Always has been
>>739190710it would be incredibly painful
>>739190710It would be very painful.
>>739190718Yeah, there is no actual sex just fellatio etc.
>>739190446video games are for fucking manchildren, go back to /vg/
>>739190827You should draw more gardes
>>739185884Half of her name is garden and she's green, she's a plant
>>739187117He's talking about niggers retarded summerfag
Wow this thread made it to 555 posts. Shame I missed it all.
>>739175034only when he draws fotm anime slop
>>739190798thank you!is that lifted straight from the English word? so then is this suffix written in katakana, maybe コン? Funny it's with an N when Japanese is capable of Ms. I wonder why that is.
>>739190989kikes actually
>>739190858She's a big girl
>>739190761wrong
>>739191017I expect it's because Japanese sounds can't end with M, only N or a vowel.
>>739190909Maybe I will. I know the thread's about to die, but fuck it.Taking requests
>>739191090s-stupid sexy magnemite....
>>739190837>>739190858She's a tough girl
Gardevoir has been replaced
>>739191229how about garde in pantyhose? If you have to post it for the next gardevoir thread I'll keep an eye out
>>739191090if my pokemon did this to me and tried to seduce me I'd probably marry them
>>739191294>>739191294>>739191294>>739191294
>>739191321>nothingburger: the pokemon
I want to touch a meowstic's fluffy tail.
>>739191229Doom garde slaughtering vaporeons
>>739191229make a new thread, it's not like we're killing ourselves
>>739190537>elves enter a heightened state of arousal for a brief few days every month
>>739191163oh, no duh, ん. Thanks kind anon
>>739172687N A P E
