>6/10 dwarf>the only things he really likes are eating and sleeping>steals from other people's houses>barely talks>but somehow all the girls fall head over heels for him in a secondhow?
>>739171065Because he's the chosen one, chicks love, you could be a total autismo but if they see those colored gems you got from clearing those dungeons you don't even have to say a word.
>>739171065Young girls like a pretty face. Their taste changes when hormones kick in
>>739171365>Young girlsThe point is that even old hags wet themself for Link
I don't care about women
>>739171365>Women love older men!No they fucking don't lmao.
>>739171613It's your projection about older men, I am just saying the pretty face of a kid, stop being a thing, they go insane about
>>739171613you haven't stepped outside in a while have you? pretty much every young woman goes for older men who are stable and have money. your ugly broke ass broccoli haircut can't save you.
>>739171065he cute
>>739171514this thread is not about you
>>739171365>Their taste changes when hormones kick inWhich is never anymore since they are all on hormonal birth control since the age of 12. IMO it's one of the leading causes behind both the birthrate decline and the absolutely fucked dating market at the moment.
>>739171514this thread is about you
>>739171065Which girl is the best match for Link?
