>Dad walks in
>Oh, so you were straight all along!
>>739173020anon there's a naked male in the image
>>739173020>*throws wig to the ground*
long straight black hair is the sexiestyou don't need to put anything in the subject field by the way you phoneposting newfag retardI wish the email field was still a thing so you underage cunts would dox yourselves
>>739172979>You goonin, son?
>>739173020KeK
how hard is it to explain that you are just playing a videogame
>>739173119there is no dialogue anonthe dad will walk in, see that on the screen, and leave
Are you an american or a muslim so that you need to hide the fact that a game/movie/book you are enjoying has some censored nudity?
>>739173084>long straight black hair is the sexiestAbsolute patrician taste anon.
>>739173189how hard is it to see you are just playing a videogame
>>739172979I feel like dad walking in on another scene where Hijiyama blushes from a single sentence uttered by Okino would've been much worse.
>>739172979What kind of dad would be shocked/angered to see his kid playing something like this? What am I even reading? This isn't even remotely strange compared to shit that's completely normal on TV
>>739173226such a shame that it's rare outside of asia
>>739172979Why make the awkward pose of her hiding her tits when they could have just made her be the one with her back to the viewer?
>>739173271The boy and girl are naked
>>739173247such judgement is irrelevant for what OP is implyingthe dad will see that on the screen, and you will never know his thoughts
>>739172979why is she covering her breasts? doesn't make any sense in context.
>>739173339because it's an m rated game
>>739172979>>739173054This is why futa is a straight man's fetish
>>739173326Woah... that's really fucking WEIRD... who would even think of drawing something like that
>He starts jerking off too>We both jerk each other off>Father/son bond strengthens
>>739173347erm actually it's rated T for teenagers
>>739173402>see a man naked>starts jerking offhaha gaylord and his son
>>739173263For a crossdresser Okino was kind of a chad
>>739172979>d-dad it's been 10 years where hace you been?
>>739173438Holy fuck that's funny
yakisoba pan
>>739173054Dad is going to assume that it's your avatar in the game
>>739173654Okino definitely tops.
>>739172979>dad walks in>"me on the right">winks and leaves
>Dad walks in.
Does this kind of thing still happen? I always assumed it happened to millennials because boomer parents didn't really understand the idea that video games or cartoons could be aimed at teens/adults, that they could have some sexual themes without being porn.I still remember my mum being reluctant to buy me Max Payne 2 because she thought it was a DVD of a fairly grown-up-looking film, complete with the same "15" age rating used on DVDs. But once she realised it was a game, any doubt vanished and she happily bought it.The parents of tweens and teens today grew up playing/watching/reading that kind of thing themselves, so I assume they understand. Or maybe not?
>>739174687>I'm not buying my son an adult movie>oh it's an interactive video game? well in that case it's perfectly fine
>>739172979this was embarassing like what, 20 years ago?just imagine the kind of shit millennial dads walk into when their gen z sons are doing literally anything online nowadaysthat shit is nothing compared to that degeneracy
>>739172979Trust me, it's all fun and games until he finds your dragon dildo collection.
>>739172979hides booba when vagene is perfectly visible
>>739172979>pg13 nudity like in every action movie 20 years ago
>>739174687No my dad played doom, quake and tie fighter on dos, when I was a kid, our brains are just broken where sexual bombardment 24/7 is normal, gore is too scary for kids now, some kind of mockery of physicality
>>739172979>you don't get it dad, this is a deep game about mecha!
>>739173020>We'll soon fix that....*unzips dick*
>>739172979>oh thank god i thought you were gay
>>739172979he probably going to say the same shit he said any time he thought I was interested in a woman in a movie>oh is she your type?>shes a good looking oneor other shit to that extent.It's the same shit I say to him when I see him looking at thirst traps on facebook
NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT AT ARE YOU PLAYING YOU LITTLE FUCK YOU FUCKING IMBECILE! WE ONLY PLAY STARCRAFT BROOD WAR IN THIS HOUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU LITTLE SHIT FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>739180020Based.
>>739173084Black>red>brunette>>>blondBlonde hair lovers are just larping.
my wife tomi
>>739173084
>>739173054Did you just assume xey's gender?!
>>739173020fpbp
>>739172979saw this same scene in maggot baits
>5 (five) canon hetero couples>/v/ obsesses over the smug hacker homo
>>739173084>long straight black hair is the sexiest
>>739173654Being a 2D cute Japanese male that looks like a girl, cross dresses and gets fucked in the butt is the manliest thing imaginable. In disgusting 3D form it’s just gay.
>>739173356Futa on male that is
>the ending
>>739172979Showed my mother a small animal the other day on my phone not realizing it was in the private browsing and all the other tabs were either pornography or Paradise Lost. Fortunately she didn't change pages, but it scared the hell out of me.
>>739184595This made me realize that the humanity will only consist of Japanese in the ending. Not only that, but the after credit scene shows a different simulation on a different planet for the same heroes. The universe will now have hundrends if not thousands of planets populated by the same Japanese people
>>739185815all the AI NPCs can eventually be bought back as real human beans (otherwise low genetic diversity would fuck things up)
>>739186093All of the NPCs are Japanese though
>>739185815iirc don't they put people who were in the simulation into real bodies on the new planet? And couldn't white people be cloned or do they not exist in the simulation?
>>739185815It makes for quite the unique scifi race of people doesn't it? It's such a fascinating story. I mean they barely qualify as human with how they're going to be living and reproducing for a long while. Tied to this simulation as their origin, born there and raised out of it meanwhile it's just a sliver of what Earth once was.
>>739184595well they actually use mass birth tubes
>>739174207Is this real?
>he's a amnesiac schizo mysterious boy on the run from the government sent back in time to kill me (another version of me) and has a cool future moterbike and tells me not to get involved but also saves me from local ruffiansabsolute shoujo heroine
>>739186093>best girl didn't have a route>the homo does.
>>739186957its real, he cucks nobunaga by stealing his waifu and he cucks a japanese man that has a crush on the playable female ac character. https://youtu.be/Gbvt2frnT-k?t=28western devs cant help themselves
>>739186227They can indeed put simulation people into real bodies. But since the simulation is modeled to reflect Japan throughout many years, the overwhelming majority of people there are probably Japanese. But it also shows Japan in a distant future in years like 2065. Years like that might have some white or black people
>>739184064>long straight black hair fetish means mostly waist length >meanwhile I'm talking about hair almost reaching a girl's heels
>>739172979Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oq9utTsAMg
>>739172979I'm pretty sure my dad WANTED to walk in on some lewd game stuff. He said "Nice tits" on one of the chicks in The Walking Dead and he kept pretending to hit on female NPCs when he wanted to play Far Cry 3. I should've told him about Citra.
>>739190315Absolute finger snapper bop.
Me and my dad sometimes jerk off together.
>>739172979He would probably not even bat an eye.You could put this picture in any children's book.
>>739172979
>>739172979>gets on the floor
>>739173356>>739184558doubletruke
>>739173084I agree. But you get grey hairs extremely fast sadly. All my friends with black hair already get them and they're in their twenties.
>>739173054No father is going to assume that twinkboy is male.
