A FUCKING 6
MIXTAPECHADS WE WON
>>739179024The age of the target audience.
b-b-b-b-but it's for kids...
there's no way a grown man would actually play this game unless you own and wear a mario hat regularly
>>739179024The nostalgia magic spell is finally wearing off, took these low IQ tendie retards long enough. Now the industry can start to heal
>70 goybucks for this toddler tier shovelwarefucking kek
Six bros, we winning
>charmingThis is how you know it's REALLY bad.
>>739179131Anon, don't insult the 6 year olds.
>>739179024KINO CONFIRMED
>>739179459Is 6 the safe bad score?
>>739179131gottem
>>739179459good ol IGN, the best place to get shitposting review scores
>>739179131k, b, c.
I bet Yoshi purchased that book from AliBaba and it was written by AI.
>>739179024Didn't they give mixtape a fucking 10?
>caring about games """journalists"""I didn't even know this shit was coming out, but come on guys.
>>739179702it's a ragebait world, look at 4chan as a whole, literally fueled by rage and bait
>>739179024That score is still way too high.
>>739179024meanwhile trashtape got a 10gaming urinalists are a fucking joke
Look, I love Yoshi games. Especially Yoshi's Island. But this shit looked like kiddie shovelware even by Yoshi standards from day fucking one. What were they thinking?
>>739179024Yoshibros...
If IGN gave it a six then you know it's good. Yoshibros we eating.......
>>739179946...shit
>>739180012got her ass
Yoshi's island ds was dogshit too. That's when I lost trust in Nintendo and became very weary about how they would scam me without any remorse.
The "yoshi is never allowed to have more than 1 good game" mandate...
Nintendo……….has falllen…………..
Why does nintendo make kid games are they retarded it's all 30 year olds buying their consoles
>>739180128Because those 30 year old machildren will buy whatever kidslop they release
>>739179459Crimson Desert was soulless garbage
Yoshi games always value aesthetic over interesting gameplay
>>739180106also when I transitioned btw
You guys are retards. Nintendo doesn't only make games for children, but this game in particular is for children. They have a lot of IP, so they target different demographics. Yoshi is a kid series for several games now. It exists for 10-year-olds and younger and girls. For example, my friend's daughter is too young to play Bananza, Air Riders, the upcoming Star Fox, etc., but this is a perfect game for someone her age. This is a selling point for my friend and other parents to upgrade to a Switch 2.
>>739179702you now remember that one time when tendies tried to shut down the website and sent death threats to a dude that dared to rate horizon better than zeldabut nobody cares about what journos and random people online say amirite fellow gamers
It's at 81 on metacritic
>>739180597Is your daughter 2 years old?
>>739180251No they won't the actual kids games never get close to mario kart and smash and the like.
>>739180617That was over 20 years ago.
>>739180703This response reveals your retardation in multiple ways.
another rough week for the tendies
Another mediocrity that will be forgotten in a week just so tendies pretend the Switch 2 isn't a nogames machine
>>739180128>>739180251>>739180772If Nintendo let NoA run the show we'd already be on our second or third ironic Waluigi dating sim and have had an open world Tingle game written like Bojack Horseman
why does /v/ still read/watch IGN?
>>739180986How can pretending a game doesn't exist help someone argue that games exist, you mongoloid?
>>739180851holocaust was 80 years ago so it means that we should forget and dismiss it because it's old?
>>739179131spbp
>>739180012haha
>>739179024were you expecting 8.8?
>>739181221The Switch 2 so far has been a holocaust for Nintendo.
>>739181306>>739181120op here. no one is allowed to putted the word "eric" in my threads
>>739179024>Toddler difficulty>Literally can't dieBut i thought IGN loved games with zero player agency?
>>739179024>when metacritic doesn't work he just latches on to one specific low reviewI'm not surprised one bit, but why does yoshi scare you so much? It's just a fucking yoshi game, man.
>>739181406they also hate player agency see >>739179459
Nintendo is finished
>>739179024Why didnt Nintendo just bribe IGN?
>>739181530they dont have the money for anything between subsidising the s2, all of their games flopping, and their stocks dropping
>>739179024Kino confirmed
>>739179131kekaroo
>it's a snoy schizobabble thread
>>73917913140yr old tendies will still say this game is awesome and they are the intended audience because nintendo pays homage to nostalgia and its o.g. player base BUT still speaks to the nugaymers
You know this game is good when there's 3 seethe threads about fucking Yoshi.
>>739180597It will be okay fren
>>739182048op here, thanks for not saying the E-word anymore
>>739179702It's just modern /v/ being tourist-infested. IGN especially was always seen as a joke and now you'll have threads where people form genuine based around their scores.
>>739179131tendies destroyed
>>739179024Guess Nintendo didn't send any fancy gifts to IGN.Or maybe they did but they weren't expensive enough.
>>739179024>IGN matters when it gives bad scores to games i don't likeyawn
>>739179024Oooooh, that red color around the number. That's really bad!. Red is BAD STOP ALERT. No buy from me.
>>739179024>IGN hates Vore/v/, your response?
>>739182317>game is about tasting enemies and being tastedDid they go too far?
>>739182213If the mods weren't fags who encouraged this kind of shit, they'd slap people with public bans for taking IGN (or journo opinions in general) seriously.
>>739179369God I fucking hope Nintendo dies with the rise of cheaper AA indie games. They're stingey greedy jews in spirit
>>739179131It legit is, I dont know how its a gotcha?
>>739182048Sounds like you are a tranny with blue or purple hair and all you think about is nintendo and gay sex lmfao
>>739182707Oh yeah man, fucking AA games are totally sweeping everything. Cope retard.
>>739179131Based
>>739179024MAMMA MI-ACK
>>739179131Man when I was 6 I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog on my Sega Genesis, along with Streets of Rage. And Zelda 2 on my NES.People underestimate kids, they don't need to be playing fucking Elmo's Number Adventure tier babby shit unless they're like 2.
>>739180597>They have a lot of IP, so they target different demographicsyeah and the ones that are aimed at adults are all fucking dead
>>739179690Yep lol
Eric won again. You can brag about the quantity of games but they're all 7/10 GARBAGE.
>>739180853Genuinely how can you be too young to play Air Riders
>>739179131
>>739183534What if Eric and Nintendeen are the same person
>>739179024that feel when you live long enough to see the elimination of the nintendo bonus.
>>739184000Replaced by the Snoy Bonus.
>>739181053Why did you reply to me with this retarded ass shit
Shitch 2 has no games
>>739179024Usually when someone calls a game a baby game it's an exaggeration, but this one literally is>>739179131kek
>>7391791316 year old me liked way cooler shit.
>it was either this or Lego Batman for me until next month>this is just the mediocre yoshi release for toddlers>lego batman was delayed until idunnololThe fuck do i play until Star Fox?
>>739180341that's a common reddit opinion.
>>739184630And they are correct.
>>739179131Don't usually trust IGN but hey
>yoshi in the mario galaxy movie was overshadowed by starfox>new game will be forgotten in a weekhahaposting is dead
Let's be honest, did anyone expected this to be a major hit? It will probably bomb harder that Kirby too I am pissed they turned one of the best 2D platformers of all time into a kiddy franchise.
>>739179131LMAO
>>739184000>that feel when you live long enough to see the elimination of the nintendo bonus.It got a 6 WITH the bonus
>>739179131SPBP
>>739179024>IGNIt's not a movie game so it's expected.
>>739179131i'm not so sure about that, my 3 year old loves Crafted World but i'm sure she'll be moving past tendieshit by the age of 6 like i was
>>739179131Nintenbros....lets retreat and call everyone eric in a more favourable thread.
>>739179024kind of wild how nintendo came out swinging with Yoshi's Island then from there proceeded to make every other yoshi game a giant pile of dogshit for stupid babies
>>739179131Lmfao tendies absolutely BTFO and sneething
>>739184000>>739185192I love when Saartrannies post about the mythical Nintendo bonus when Snoy LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY have been caught multiple times paying for reviews for games and movies.
I'm sure this game is absolute dogshit like all the Yoshi games, but this is also IGN, which gave back to back 10s for race slop and "zoomer Australian LARPs about America from a time where he wasn't born" movie.
>>739179024b-but it got a 80 from metacritic...
>>739181708Measnwhile, in reality, i suspect they are eye-ing buyign back more of their stocks with the massive profit they made, especially since retards are selling low right now.
>>739179131kek
>>739187172Look, Snoy LIKE game journos. They LOVE trannies, they love gays, and they love IGN. They love feminist frequency and faggotry. That's what they do.
>>739180597nigga when i was 7~10 i was playing paper mario, quest 64 and dying infinitely in donkey kong until i brute forced. Gaming companies in general needs to stop retardaficating their games for children, they have a lot of time, patience and will to learn and git gud.
>>739181053>TingleDidn't the only Tingle game that exists not even release in NA?
>>739179024Being a Yoshi fan must be suffering.
>>739179702We despise ecelebs and journalists until they provide us with material to spam /v/ with, especially when it lets us pretend we're sticking it to our mortal enemies.
>>739187392same for every old IP nowadays desu
>>739182773it reveals the manchildren that play nintendo at 35
>>739187392haha
>>739179024>artist can never even remotely reach that high point from literally 30 years ago
This is the real score of most of the Switch’s library btw
>>739179024Is it better than craft world or whatever it was called at least?
>>739181406You still need to press buttons. When they mean zero player agency they mean shit like Mixtape.
I wonder if /v/irgins would be like this if the game was exactly as it was except it was a non-Nintendo IP.
>>739187392It was bad enough for me when they wanted the franchise to more like Kirby, now i would feel nostalgic even for those days
>>739179024mixtape won
>>739187813>except it was a non-Nintendo IPof course it would be judged more leniently on account of only costing the $30 it would rightfully be priced at
>>739187945won what?
>>739187956When did Sony and Microsoft drop their prices? Would they really make a Crash, Ratchet, Final Fantasy, etc game be that cheap?
>>739179131KEK
>>739188024goty
>>739188108who said anything about MS or Sony? he just said non-Nintendo IP. the budget for this game is nowhere near comparable to how much those retards blow on their "premier" games, it's more similar to low budget AA shit which is why i said it would be $30
>>739188108Avowed and Starfield got the base price lowered to 50€ with their big updates and ps5 ports. Keeper launched at 25 bucks. SoMN was 40€.
>>739179131Delet
>>739188887Yes, non-Nintendo, which includes the other two big companies.
>>739189637none of the 3 have made shit worth playing in multiple generations, why do consolefags only have these 3 pieces of shit on their mind at any given point in time?
>>739187297Nigga, that contradict what I said at all, and in fact I agree with you.
>>739189773Ah, you're just pretending to be something in order to tantrum about nothing. Godspeed.
>>739179131tenditranny xisters, not like thisNOT LIKE THIS!
>>739184630>this anon has shittier taste than plebbitOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>739189948where did i do that
>>739179131The amount of samefagging is concerning to say the least
>>739179024Guess nintendo didn't pay the shills for a higher number
>>739190297you say that to every poster so its kind of lost its value dontcha think
>>739179131Lol
>>739179024If we go by redditor's logic it's actually a 10/10. I mean IGN also gave Mouse PI a 6 but idiots went "no, it's actually a 10! IGN bad!" despite the game being mediocre at best.>>739179131eh eh eh
>>739190387SHUTUP EEERIIIIIIIIIIIIC
>>739190354You don’t need to buy reviews for goo goo ga ga games. Little Ayden is not refreshing IGN before begging his parents for the new Yoshi game.
>>739190297samefagging like crazy is all the snoys have left
>journos hate itProbably worth checking out. Thanks for the rec OP
>>739187518>artistThis is the only Yoshi game (other than Story) to be developed in-house.
>>739179131I know this was supposed to be an epic own but this is just factually correct.
All the recent Yoshi games have been really fun for me simply because they were very artistically creative.I wouldn't pay 70 dingdongs for them though
>>739179024So that's actually like a 4/10 without tendie bump?
>>739190765>All the recent Yoshi games have been really fun for me simply because they were very artistically creative.Charming video game bubble wrap.
vinny said he loved it so it's obviously a good game
reminder
Within a week tendies had to deal with their own CEO calling the price hike a barrier and now this. Don’t be sad. It’s okay, it’ll get better.
>>739190685It is an epic own, factual or not
>>739187392Does it even have fans?When’s the last time there was a Yoshi game that wasn’t toddler oriented? Yoshi's Island DS?
>>739192195>vinny>ever saying anything bad about nintendo gamesthis guy is shilling nintendo games his entire life
>a 6 from the biggest paid shills PLUS a nintendo bonusholy shit this turd must be a 3 out of 10 in reality
>>739179024Let's be real. Yoshi games were all downhill from here. He will never get a game this phenomenal ever again.
>>739193049>>739192865Sounds like you got raped ;)
>yoshi illumination movie got more haha gifs
mogged by lego
>>739195003Nice page 10 bump, snoyric.
>>739179131The IGN reviewer's three year old daughter didn't like it
>>739179024Nintendo poured a bunch of money in the IGN yet they give a 6.It's gonna be extremely bad isn't?It's gonna be a total shit show.
>>739195390>>739195794Eric, nobody is falling for that.
>>739195932Who the fuck is Eric?
I pre ordered. I really don't care. IGN is trash btw. I've been with yoshi since yoshi's island. I love the style of yoshi and flutter jumping. even though the games have ranged in quality, I still like to play them all myself. calling them children's games is fucking retarded when the same people are gushing over star fox and metroid, which are both children's games. you retards need to realize all vidya is for fucking kids, so eat shit.
>>739179131I played better games when I was 6
>>739196419>>739196757Nice samefagging, Eric.
>>739195932>>739196786I won and raped you
>>739196830Good job proving it's you ;)
>>739196939It's always been me, and I always win.
>>739196830>>739197061ERIC CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>739198345>>739197061>>739196830Nice page 10 bump, you lost and got raped ;)
looks like a post game special world...
>>739179131When I watched the first minute of the showcase and they had the narrator talk to the audience like it was a PBS cartoon I knew it was over.
>>739179024>Yoshi comes out as a game for babies where you can’t die >6>Mixtape is a game for teens/millennials where you don’t even need to interact with the game>10 goty
Eric is sponsored by the FBI.
>>739179024Minus Nintendo Bonus (-3), minus Yoshi Bonus (-0.5), minus Cute Bonus (-0.5), and minus the Late Spring Bonus (-1.0), that puts the game at 1/10. What kind of retard buys a literal 1 out of 10 game?
Wait why doesn’t IGN like it, I thought they said non-games where you can’t lose are masterpieces?
>>739202245you still have to interact with the game if you want to finish it, you can't just set the controller down and let it play for you while earning trophies, it doesn't respect the players' need for dilation time
>game that requires you to solve puzzles instead of mindlessly walking through corridors to the next le epic cutsceneof course journos don't like itgame still looks gay as fuck and I wont buy it despite switch 2 being my main platform right now
>>739179024AN OTHER SHITCH 2 FLOP TO ADD TO THE LIST
>>739201162>>739204316Why is this snoy named Eric so mentally ill?
